How it went at thr fbi today

[naught]

Wherein Tom pretends he does anything besides shit himself.

 

[seri0us]

What a gross man

 

[Just A Butt]

if you thought your phone was hacked, why would you use that phone to call the FBI?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

His hands are filthy

 

[Thomas Highway]

Tommy is a man, a child molester and a dog fucker.

 

[naught sock account 1]

His hands are filthy

he's dying...

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

 

[Jabroni]

That’s our boy Tom keeping the streets free of drugs!

Gotta make sure the kids you touch up are clean somehow.

 

[AnOminous]

he's dying...
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It looks like some garbage rock you'd find in gravel. Also his hands are filthy and disgusting. What a revolting dirty pig.

 

[MediocreMilt]

So far I've watched three minutes of Tom being on hold and coughing up his lungs again.

How can someone get to be so old and be such an internet expert and yet have no clue when it comes to editing down to just the point of your video?

Skip to 4:35 for the actual call

He's reporting people for, among other things, "drug trafficking", as he smokes a joint while on the phone with the Feds.

 

[Solid Snek]

he's dying...
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I was going to say "send it to a Jew", but since Tommie is one already:

Tommie, if your gold-sense isn't tingling while you grip it in your covetous paws, that means it's pyrite.

 

[Kerr Avon]

That copd rattle is the epitome of femininity @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg

 

[Easy Peasy]

The FBI must have an entire gag (figurative and literal) reel of tom calls. Rock paper scissors on who gets to deal with him when he calls in

 

[Big Bad Wart]

Pack it up boys, its over! Jacob is on the move against Kiwifarms.


lol, I never thought I would feel bad for the feds but here we are.

 

[Bassomatic]

Tom: Dear FBI, the kiwi people made funz of me.

FBI: uhhh new zealand? We don't do international.

Tom: NO THAT DOG CAME ON TO ME...then came on me.

FBI: wait what.

dial tone

 

[Dee Price]

Wherein Tom pretends he does anything besides shit himself.

LOL he really walked into the field office this time as he threatened over at AMB.

His hands are filthy

Always are. He is a dirty old man in more ways than just a perverted child raping dog molesting perversions.

The FBI must have an entire gag (figurative and literal) reel of tom calls. Rock paper scissors on who gets to deal with him when he calls in

they do and an electronic dart board with Thomas's face on it and when hit it goes through a list of toms famous sayings.

YOU MANAGER NOW LITTLE LADY.

Don't call me sir.

They call me pedophile dog fucker. and so many more classics.

 

[Cranky Hermit]

Thing Tommy will never realize #578: He's being trolled. Thing Tommy will never realized #3194: The FBI literally trains the people who answer their phones in how to deal with nutcases. One of the few moments or realization that he's ever had is when he's angrily accused law enforcement agents on the other end of the phone of "tard wrangling" him. I love how not only is he so stupid that he's failed to realize these things over the course of decades but that it feeds into his belief that he's a rebel genius peeling away at the layers of a conspiracy.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

If I didn't know any better, I would say that this character is based on Tom.

Here are some other knee slappers to keep you up at night.

Spoiler

Quite the feminine penised lady hobo hydrid.
I can't believe he read all that shit from the AMB boards to the poor, poor FBI lady.

 

[AnOminous]

Tom calls himself a hippie, but what kind of fake hippie spends all day snitching to the cops and feds?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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This is what Sabrina saw when Tom asked her how she was going to repay him for letting her live there.