Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Pronoun Party]

Yall wanna see some real fake shit?

And I thought the fake autism stimmy shit five years ago was cringe. What I'd give to go back to that instead of this Tourette's phase. The farms has has really beefed up my ability to handle secondhand embarrassment but these videos destroy me every time.

 

[A Detachable Penis]

And I thought the fake autism stimmy shit five years ago was cringe. What I'd give to go back to that instead of this Tourette's phase. The farms has has really beefed up my ability to handle secondhand embarrassment but these videos destroy me every time.

There's plenty of non-fake tismers on tiktok. Easiest way to tell is if there's a slight oddity in their speech whether its tone, cadence, word choice, etc. In women it's harder to tell sometimes, but its like, always pitching sentences exactly the same way. It's hard to fake such subtle things consistently.

As for tourettes... who the feck knows. Those with more identifiable catatonic movements are probably not faking. And those that stop whenever its convenient like to finish their sentence lol or avoid a hard tile floor.

 

[self-diagnosed dumbass]

There's plenty of non-fake tismers on tiktok. Easiest way to tell is if there's a slight oddity in their speech whether its tone, cadence, word choice, etc. In women it's harder to tell sometimes, but its like, always pitching sentences exactly the same way. It's hard to fake such subtle things consistently.

As for tourettes... who the feck knows. Those with more identifiable catatonic movements are probably not faking. And those that stop whenever its convenient like to finish their sentence lol or avoid a hard tile floor.

Spoiler: Powerlevel + question(?)

Ok, after a few weeks of seeing the Tourette's stuff going around and trying to figure out a way of wording this without PLing I've given up on trying lol.
I don't have Tourette's but I do have tics that were caused by ADHD medication in childhood. Said tics are fairly subtle and unless done many times in a row (which hasn't happened since I was very young) it just looks like stretching.

Now, that being said....

From this non-Tourette's standpoint, tics are nothing like I've seen them portrayed in tiktoks. They're involuntary in the sense you have to do them but you can hold them off a bit (like sneezing). I don't know if this very involuntary portrayal of tics is an OTT thing or genuinely how Tourette's works, but dear god almighty is it cringe. Maybe I just got lucky, who knows, but this extreme involuntary tic shit seems like a pretty accurate litmus test for fakers.

 

[Maw]

Yall wanna see some real fake shit?

I know it’s had to have been asked hundreds of times already, but has any of the tourettes tik tokers ever elaborated on how their make up is on so straight? Surely even if someone else was putting it on they’d still tic and potentially burn themselves with a flat iron/mascara

 

[Carnavoyeur]

I know it’s had to have been asked hundreds of times already, but has any of the tourettes tik tokers ever elaborated on how their make up is on so straight? Surely even if someone else was putting it on they’d still tic and potentially burn themselves with a flat iron/mascara

Lol that reminds me of the girl with Tourette's on True Life. She does her makeup at one point and she gets mascara all over her eyes and lip gloss everywhere and just goes to school like that.

 

[JackDonaghysSecretLover]

I know it’s had to have been asked hundreds of times already, but has any of the tourettes tik tokers ever elaborated on how their make up is on so straight? Surely even if someone else was putting it on they’d still tic and potentially burn themselves with a flat iron/mascara

i thought it was mentioned in here that focusing on a task distracts the brain enough to be able to do it?

 

[Pip Squeak]

Spoiler: Powerlevel + question(?)

Now, that being said....

From this non-Tourette's standpoint, tics are nothing like I've seen them portrayed in tiktoks. They're involuntary in the sense you have to do them but you can hold them off a bit (like sneezing). I don't know if this very involuntary portrayal of tics is an OTT thing or genuinely how Tourette's works, but dear god almighty is it cringe. Maybe I just got lucky, who knows, but this extreme involuntary tic shit seems like a pretty accurate litmus test for fakers.

That's exactly how they work, I've heard sneezing used before as an analogy and from what I know, it's fairly accurate.

They all seem to have all of the tics too. People will only have handful at most. Tics get dropped, new ones appear. The TikTokTwats also miss that it's a situational thing. Feeling under pressure, with nerves and anxiety, tics are going to happen more often and be more pronounced. Tics are not non stop. I could easily tell how my son was feeling by how often he twitched or cleared his throat, for example. Thankfully, he outgrew his verbal tics as funny as they could be. Only 10% (last time I looked) of people with Tourette's swear as a tic, it's really uncommon. However, it does draw attention so if that's something you're after, it's a good tic to fake. They never seem to display the echolalia part of it either and walk around repeating a line from an advert or something said in conversation. Beyond the echolalia, tics last a fraction of a second.

The one thing they always forget to fake is the pain. Imagine for a minute that you're currently unable to stop nodding. Just one compulsive nod. You'll feel relief for a second or half an hour and then you feel it coming again. So, you try to control it and tense your neck and shoulders. Eventually though, you have to give in and go with a quick, violent nod forward. This fucks up your muscles, they cannot relax. Being aware of the tic causes anxiety, the pain causes anxiety and lack of sleep and so the tic gets worse and with that, so does the pain. It's fucking miserable. Like with everything these MBI bitches co-opt, they think it's just cute and quirky.

So yeah, I've not seen anyone yet on this thread who might be genuine and I really want to punch those girls on the train.

Hope that helped, I'm no expert by any stretch and my understanding comes from one person.

 

[Apocalypse Chew Chew]

The one thing they always forget to fake is the pain. Imagine for a minute that you're currently unable to stop nodding. Just one compulsive nod. You'll feel relief for a second or half an hour and then you feel it coming again. So, you try to control it and tense your neck and shoulders. Eventually though, you have to give in and go with a quick, violent nod forward. This fucks up your muscles, they cannot relax. Being aware of the tic causes anxiety, the pain causes anxiety and lack of sleep and so the tic gets worse and with that, so does the pain. It's fucking miserable. Like with everything these MBI bitches co-opt, they think it's just cute and quirky.

Hope that helped, I'm no expert by any stretch and my understanding comes from one person.

Funnily enough, having watched the “Frenemies” podcast, and hearing Ethan Klein’s reaction to Trisha Paytas basing her understanding of Tourette’s from TikTok, I get it. Never thought I’d say publicly that I watch an H3 podcast, but the things I took away from it are that it’s hilarious to watch a woman glean understanding of the world through TikTok, interesting to watch someone with Tourette’s without verbal tics (eyebrows and hand stretches) and fascinating to see Trisha’s cluster B meltdowns. Having only known a very subtle munchie IRL, and reading these threads alongside watching that podcast, I can see how so many can get away with it. Most people don’t question things stated with confidence.

 

[Pip Squeak]

Funnily enough, having watched the “Frenemies” podcast, and hearing Ethan Klein’s reaction to Trisha Paytas basing her understanding of Tourette’s from TikTok, I get it. Never thought I’d say publicly that I watch an H3 podcast, but the things I took away from it are that it’s hilarious to watch a woman glean understanding of the world through TikTok, interesting to watch someone with Tourette’s without verbal tics (eyebrows and hand stretches) and fascinating to see Trisha’s cluster B meltdowns. Having only known a very subtle munchie IRL, and reading these threads alongside watching that podcast, I can see how so many can get away with it. Most people don’t question things stated with confidence.

I had no idea who you were talking about so I did some googling. Yes, Ethan's Tourette's is the sort of thing you're far more likely to come across. A bit of gurning, some stretching, nothing majorly noticeable. Nevertheless, it's still painful, infuriating and anxiety inducing.

There was a TV documentary years and years back (maybe only UK) which followed a Young man with Tourette's. He had verbal tics and swore with them. Since then, the idea that the syndrome is all about shouting, "Fuck your mom" won't die. I can't remember the name of it and a quick Google hasn't led me to it. I'll edit if I find it during a moment of boredom later.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/hospital-wards-are-filling-up-again-with-fakers/

Potentially interesting article from an NHS hospital worker on the absence (and subsequent return) of munchies from hospitals during covid.

The bit about "seizures" was a bit infuriating though.

Someone of the medical profession lumping somatic and functional disorders together with malingerers and munchies does not invoke a lot of trust in the quality of care in the NHS. I mean, what is someone with psychogenic seizures or pseudo-asthma/chronic hyperventilation or the Da-Costa syndrome (functional heart-disease) supposed to do? Not go to the hospital during an attack because Dr. Anton Gilbert thinks he is too good to treat them?

There is a huge difference between somatic / functional disorders (that includes Hypochondriasis) and malingerers/munchies. The difference is that one group has actual, sometimes even debilitating symptoms created by the stress-response of their nervous system and the other one fakes them for attention. Group one goes to the hospital because they are afraid (usually for their life), group two wants attention.

A doctor should know this, shouldn't he?

Edit: Actually Hypochondriasis is now part of the OCD spectrum but it still produces somatic symptoms.

 

[kisskiss mukbang]

I had no idea who you were talking about so I did some googling. Yes, Ethan's Tourette's is the sort of thing you're far more likely to come across. A bit of gurning, some stretching, nothing majorly noticeable. Nevertheless, it's still painful, infuriating and anxiety inducing.

There was a TV documentary years and years back (maybe only UK) which followed a Young man with Tourette's. He had verbal tics and swore with them. Since then, the idea that the syndrome is all about shouting, "Fuck your mom" won't die. I can't remember the name of it and a quick Google hasn't led me to it. I'll edit if I find it during a moment of boredom later.

was it this one?

this was the follow up as an adult

fucking love the guy

 

[eternal dog mongler]

There was a TV documentary years and years back (maybe only UK) which followed a Young man with Tourette's. He had verbal tics and swore with them. Since then, the idea that the syndrome is all about shouting, "Fuck your mom" won't die. I can't remember the name of it and a quick Google hasn't led me to it. I'll edit if I find it during a moment of boredom later.

Was that the guy who called someone a Frenchman in the grocery store?

 

[Anne Hyroe]

I remember seeing a programme years ago about a young woman who had Tourette’s and she had some tics that caused issues but the worst one was that she said racial slurs and got really upset and embarrassed about it so barely left the house. There was a scene where she had a black cashier in a shop, called her the n word then did it again while trying to apologise. She tried to avoid anyone non-white because she was so scared of it happening and had been beat up in the past because of it.

I don’t imagine any of the TikTok fakers are willing to try that one.

 

[Pip Squeak]

was it this one?

this was the follow up as an adult

fucking love the guy

That’s the one! Thank you

 

[Snusmumriken]

I remember seeing a programme years ago about a young woman who had Tourette’s and she had some tics that caused issues but the worst one was that she said racial slurs and got really upset and embarrassed about it so barely left the house. There was a scene where she had a black cashier in a shop, called her the n word then did it again while trying to apologise. She tried to avoid anyone non-white because she was so scared of it happening and had been beat up in the past because of it.

I don’t imagine any of the TikTok fakers are willing to try that one.

I think you underestimate what TikTokers will do for a free n-word pass.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Florida road trip will be back soon. I had to step away after Kiley because I was genuinely not seeing anything funny about this anymore. All I saw was rotten little girls throwing tantrums, wasting resources, and abusing dogs.

But since we recently passed the 1 year mark of me starting to post them (holy fuck i need a life) I thought I'd give an update on my girls.

Spoiler: Where Are They Now?

1: Alex Moine got a new puppy named Blossom (@blossomatyourservice) and Levi the mutant golden was retired, finally, after years of excusing his distractibility as "alerts" and pretending his fucky joints and arthritis weren't bothering him at all and that she could totally use him for mobility!


Her other retired service dog Daisy who she fished out of a lake after a hurricane (not a joke) was diagnosed with terminal cancer and died.


She is "no longer considered a severe CFE/ME patient"


In october, finally almost admit she has an ED.


But is still claiming hundreds of allergies that send her into anaphylaxis


Hanging out with Megan and a bunch of other chicks with service dogs instead of personalities


She does conformation shows with Blossom and wins.


She's continuing to run her service dog business and breeding a fuck ton of puppies.


2: Sometime after I posted Amber Parascando, she locked and wiped out all her accounts except @mytravelingk9s where she never brings up her health/service dogs and only shills dog food. Her old disney account has 0 post and 0 followers.


3: Cathryn Blackwood is still fat and her dog is still afraid of everything, but only occasionally being dragged to Disney. She is celebrating 10 years of being diagnosed with diabetes because that's normal but very rarely posts.


4: Hailey Gould (scroll down on Cathryn's timeline, I combined them because they were both short) has a new Brittany spaniel and is entirely focused on dog sports. Never posts about health, dogs never wear vests anymore.


5: Jess Paulsen still doesn't understand that the reason no one likes her is because she is an entitled, insufferable, self-absorbed twat no one can relate to. She stopped updating her accounts last summer after a bunch of bitchy posts about how she needs to withdraw from toxic people or whatever.


6: Phoebe Stone of Magic Jesus Healing Saga fame is the only one who has been very active and very funny and therefore she deserves her own post. It's going to take a while due to her extreme addiction to social media.

7: Alexx Petrilla is still desperately trying to prove her dog can bark at milk.


At age 20, 6.25 years after her first day of Freshman year, she finally graduated from her School for the Academically Extremely Ungifted and her parents showered her "class of 2020" merch for christmas.


She made a scene while getting her coof jab


And she celebrated her 21st birthday by continuing to prove she does not have gastroparesis.


8: We left Cassie Johnson on a bittersweet note as her faithful service human Dave had been given a colon cancer diagnosis with a grim prognosis, but her tater babies seemed to be improving. Well good news all around: Dave is doing very well in treatment and in the "home stretch," waiting to find out whether the last round of chemo shrank the tumor or if it needs to be removed, and hoping for "no evidence of disease" by the end of the year. Good luck, sir! Henry and Leo are both doing well and she's posted videos of them bouncing around like two happy little bunny rabbits. Also normal human spawn Freyja has started doing nature photography and is quite good. Some photos have been posted to a new account @whatthefreyja, but surprisingly for millennial moms who seem content to let devices raise their children, Freyja does not actually have access to the acocunt and it is completely managed by her parents. Looks like between cancer and quarantine, Cassie finally decided to stop running away from her kids and embrace them instead.


With that out of the way HAHAHAH HOLY SHIT. She shaved her head, allegedly because trich but I'm gonna guess the fact that her husband has cancer also contributed to this.


Like our Poutine Queen Chantal, Cassie allegedly ignored the fact that she had c-diff for months. She got hospitalized just in time for her also-hospitalized grandma to die.


And for all her tales of vomiting and shitting herself inside-out, she's still quite robust. Between the haircut and the weight gain I think she's my favorite pandemic glow-up of the bunch. When I first saw the headache picture I deadass thought she was on steroids but nope, just fat.



9: Rose Haley is still determined to eat herself out of her wheelchair.


It always wigs me out when they wander into my neck of the swamp. Anyway, I love her cast-off wheelchair in the second pic.


It's really funny that all these girls claiming complex health issues had to wait so very long for their vaccines when everyone I know with genuine qualifying illnesses got vaccinated by the end of February.


She mostly just posts a bunch of pictures of her dumb poodle but occasionally treats us to proof she does not need a wheelchair, like walking just fine on hot, dry sand.


10: Megan Stoff continues to go to Disney nearly every day, often with both of her dogs, and now limits commenting only to people who follow her (I think).


She continues to fancy herself the authority on disability despite not having one other than "cluster b nightmare"


And an expert on service dog laws and why she's allowed to have her dogs with her off-leash and not-vested and that's FINE and not just her trying to bait people to fight her over it.


Rollator for migraines


She dyed her poodle pink but don't you DARE comment on it!


She's getting ketamine for unspecified episodes that are definitely not the panic attacks she's claimed for years that she needs a service dog to mitigate.


Still trying to get people fired for making a mistake. DO BETTER.


11: Rae is still radio silent. She posted one photo of her, her strange-looking man-hostage, and her dog pack on christmas, but nothing else since then on either account. Her boyfriend's account is active but it's just photography stuff.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Double posting, sorry. I was hoping someone would say something so I didn't have to but alas.

As I said in the catch-up post, Phoebe is the only one of my Floridians who has been both very active and extremely funny since I posted a timeline on her. If you haven't read her timeline I suggest you read at least the second part before going into this one, but the short story is that after years of claiming dozens of incurable illnesses and making herself a pest at ERs and specialists in the Tampa Bay area, Phoebe decided to do something I've never seen before. Days after she crowdsourced and received a $10k+ top-of-the-line permobil powerchair, she began claiming that Jesus told her to stop all her medications and quit seeing all her doctors. Miracle of miracles, he cured her! Everything! All her illnesses just gone! Praise him! She stopped taking Troy, her service dog, out and began living her life again. She also began preaching to all the other florida munchies to cast off their tilites and their feeding tubes and believe in Him, triggering all of them to screech about how their illnesses could not be cured by Jesusing.

That's where we left off.

Spoiler: Let's dive back in.

At some point after I posted Phoebe wiped her instagram account. I wasn't watching her after I posted, but according to a story she posted she simply left because she was no longer sick and no longer part of the chronic illness community. Luckily she can't keep her ass off social media and kept updating her public facebook the whole time. Also, people who missed Amanda/Ren and her nostril shots, unintentional hilarity, morbid obesity, general lack of hygiene, and radical oversharing are going to love this shit.

So Jesus cured Phoebe's lupus in May.


He also made her lose weight.


She went to the ER and there was nothing wrong. God is so faithful!


The "someone special" was one of her exes, the blue-eyed dark-skinned dude who poked her in the tongue in the previous timeline.


Still losing weight despite her impeccable diet


But don't worry because now Jesus taught her how to cook.


He gave her the strength to swim, slowly, for 15 minutes.


I need an adult.


In July she got the MRSA. Yeah girl, you're claiming to have a notoriously contagious and difficult to treat superbug, of course people get weird about it


Surprise marriage! Even her friends were unaware this was going on lol. What a strange-looking man. Most of her posts after this are just playing house/going out to eat. Weight loss updates abruptly stop as she and the lad enjoy hearty fried foods, sugary beverages, desserts, and anything else her cholesterol-clogged heart desires.


Uhm, excuse me Jesus. She asked you for a custom bright purple SUV, brand new and fully-stocked. What is this garbage? Anyway, now that she has a car and no longer claims to pass out constantly, Phoebe begins delivering for UberEats and Postmates.


In September, she goes to the ER again for a nasty MRSA abscess on her face.


This is gonna be funny in a few weeks.


So in the original timeline I didn't know what she was doing to cause this and thought she might actually have something wrong. I've since been informed this is textbook topical steroid withdrawal. She did have steroid cream on her list o'meds, and this is what happens when you use it too much and suddenly stop. Just something to think about because ...


MRSA abscesses have become her new go-to when she needs attenshun. Let us all mourn the Magic Jesus Healing Saga, for now that Phoebe has a new enabler in her life she is free to resume munching. RIP, we hardly knew thee but you were fucking hilarious. If you're twitchy about her wasting resources during the pandemic, that's a feature not a bug. She's very anti-mask, anti-vax, gubmint conspiracy, trust in jesus and you won't get the virus, etc etc. and seems to love causing drama amongst her fellow spoonies by reblogging memes about it.


Epipen emergency on her birthday.


Sinus infection need prayers.


She took her pet powerchair to Busch Gardens


Here Phoebe accidentally admits that her only health problem is being a sedentary fatass. whoops. Jesus's Righteous Weight Loss Journey resumes.



She pulls Troy out of his retirement and begins using him again.


Redneck Florida Jesus blesses her with a trailer of her very own. Right after moving in, she starts a pet sitting business. (I know this is a prefab, not technically a trailer, but it's funnier to think of Jesus's redneck brother giving her a trailer.)


CRUSHING IT! Meanwhile posting bowls of fettucini alfredo, bacon sandwiches, and basically all the same foods that got her where she is. Nothing says health journey like drinking water through a Twizzler.


in January 2021 she reactivates her insta and dramatically increases the number of posts she makes on facebook in a day. I am not kidding when I say some days she updates her social medias eighty fucking times in a single day between posts and stories. She's almost as bad as Kevin Gibes. Anyway, she rang in the new year reflecting on how much her life improved over 2020.


Here's her "about me" on instagram, complete with diagnosis list. Half the shit she used to claim (including ALL her psych diagnoses) are conspicuously absent.


She got her central line removed as some point and now she is reflecting on how she no longer needs zofran to live. Funny since she was also gaining weight when she had it lol.


Starting to morph into Sad Walrus Paige, posting sadface pics of her gnarly MRSA infections all the time. Went to the ER again after getting one on her chin followed 12 hours later by one on her forehead. She was sent home on antibiotics (and since she's so mad about it, also maybe scolded for picking her face and rubbing her nasty MRSA germs in the wounds).


That same night, back at the ER after a third abscess appeared. Approaching full munch mode.


There we go! Claims she passed out with very bad vitals, emergency services called. Don't worry, momma got some pics for the 'gram! Welcome back to the flock, Phoebe. We knew you'd see the light!


During this brief hospital stay, a confessed skin-picker kept having MRSA abscesses on her face get worse despite being on mad antibiotics. Wow, what a surprise! She updated about 20 times during a two-day stay to show her SweLLiNg. Doctors tell her it's a hematoma and she swears she did not smack her head into something like the batshit munchie she is. Also cellulitis. Also imagine how many fucking selfies this vain asshat has on her camera roll.


lol she got scammed out of a pit bull puppy. This is funny because she shrieks about backyard breeders and puppy mills yet bought a puppy from a dodgy breeder, later shrieks about people having pit bulls in general.


Migraines reenter chat


Now needs her dog in his heavy mobility harness to escort her to the mailbox, and then needs a rest when she gets there. So much for the year of personal training her husband paid for!


Get that weed girl


PFTs say her lungs are getting worse. Note that the last time she got one done was in her peak Miracle Healing Saga, where she was walking and riding her bike for respectable lengths of time every night. Deconditioning has nothing to do with it I'm sure. Or the fact that she's now smoking hella weed.


RA is back. IDK this looks like cold weather to me.


This, too, will be funny soon enough.


Scammed out of her other dog, she gets this one. It's a pit-lab-husky (hahahah no) mix from the shelter and she named it after the devil's lettuce. Naughty naughty.


Because she definitely does not have BPD, she meets her "best friend" who she knows from the internet and they immediately get matching tattoos. This BFF is a young, obese, white female with a service dog, what a shock.


In late February while this blue-haired gremlin-woman is still visiting, Phoebe starts complaining of terrible back pain and here, right here, is why she needs her own post. So she's taking percocet and it's not even touching the pain, guys!


Back at the ER with the classic Amanda nostril shot angles. She's initially flagged as a drug seeker and faking her pain but after she screamed, then they FINALLY GOT THE MESSAGE and gave her toradol. Oh honey, that's an NSAID, they still think you're a drug-seeker. Later she confesses it was just ibuprofen and that she was sent right home after receiving it. By the way if she is gonna claim EDS, flexeril is a big no-no.


A few days later she's back at the ER and this time she gets admitted. Lol the way she words the text post just tickles me pink. "I just found out I need an MRI to check for damage and I've also decided I would like a ~custom~ back brace!!!"


Sepsis and internal bruising from unknown cause (hitting herself??), possible epidural abscess, but scored that IV dilaudid baybay.


Pissin blood


Being hand-fed by her enabler. I don't know what I love more about this, the classic fake-sleeping selfie, or the crumbs on the pillow.


CT scan while MRI is delayed


Peepeed all by herself!


Lol but only because the nurse wouldn't help her get up. Tonight's blessed nurse gives her the sweet sweet dilaudid early, unlike the horrible one last night who didn't. Sounds like someone thinks you're faking for drugs.


Yeah no shit there's inflammation.


Wants a "pick" line.


Gets another CT, still scheduled for an MRI and now a new hickman instead of a PICC. Also gee, I wonder why she keeps getting infections and MRSA abscesses around her eyes. Seriously count how many time this bitch documented herself rubbing her nasty hospital germ hands into her eyes during this stay.


Man wonder why they think you're a drug-seeking munchie. Maybe because you document every time they pump more painkillers into you.


And every other little thing that happens to you for your entire stay.


She gets the special wipes! And she's finally getting her precious central line back after being NPO for days


Surprise! They gave her an IJ line instead of her beloved Hickman. This triggers many sadface selfies.


She did not have an epidural abscess as initially claimed but a paraspinal abscess.


Adhesive allergies are not rare, kid.


"dysautonomic episode" and a totally real not faked absence seizure, now has oxygen again


hahahahahahaha goes "nonverbal" and calls her friend (the fat blue-haired gremlin-munchie) on Facetime to "advocate" to the nurses and techs for her. Oh man, Phoebe really spoils me with the quality of her content.


So ridiculous to not put a permanent central line in for a temporary problem! What were they even THINKING amirite? In the meantime, complains about absolutely fucking everything.


Another play straight out of the Amanda/Ren playbook, who several times admit she "had trouble wiping"


After a whole week of being a pain in the ass, they finally drain the abscess and give her the central line she wanted.


Yeah sure, they offered you a job.


SHE POOPED HERSELF AND SAT IN IT AND POSTED THIS TO SOCIAL MEDIA ON PURPOSE. ON TWO DIFFERENT PLATFORMS. BOTH PUBLIC. Do not ever tell me I'm not allowed to laugh at these girls when they don't even friends lock shit and clearly want as much attention as possible


Medfags wanna weigh in on if she caused or exacerbated this or just had real bad luck?


Okay we get it, you have mild allergies to chlorhexidine and adhesive like many, many other people. More complaining bout the horrible treatment she gets.


After 8 days and all the complaints imaginable, the nurses at St. Joseph's are finally are rid of this very large toddler they've been saddled with. Yes, all these posts happened in EIGHT DAYS, and between them she posted plenty of hilarious mom memes, #jesussaves shit, "what disney princess are you" buzzfeed quizzes, retarded one-liners, and uplifting animal stories. I am not kidding about the sheer scale of Phoebe's social media addiction. It was taking me 10 full minutes to scroll to the beginning of a months' worth of posts


And now we once again have a munchie who can't stop giving herself gnarly abscesses, who harbors MRSA, who has abysmal hygiene and a history of fucking with multiple central lines to give herself sepsis, and who now admits to shitting herself, back home with a new central line and bragging about how safe she is with it. Groovy.


Back home we are back to full spoonie warrior posting about her every tiny accomplishment.


hahahahahah you are morbidly obese you do not need Ensure. Oh and yes, she is training this dog as a "service dog prospect" now. Waaaaait for it.


Back on the sweet sweet salt water


By the way I complain about her constant posting of stupid memes but often they are unintentionally hilarious because Phoebe has no idea she is the toxic, addicted, hypocritical, judgemental, thin-skinned attention-seeker she accuses everyone else of being.


like this one!


Oh this is also interesting because she is happy to tell you this mutt of hers is part bully breed anddddd


BOOM. She's planning to train the rescue dog for public access and bite work. Why, when she has a program-trained golden, is she going to do this? Who the fuck knows. Munchie logic. None of them can just have pets. Every animal near them has to be a prop in their disability act.


Bought a $500 dog treadmill because walking your dogs like responsible pet owners is for plebs.


But she needs Ensure.


Maybe he could just smell the crazy


Phoebe is gonna shoot the neighbors dog because it got out of the yard when a special needs adult opened the gate because bully breed bad.


A few weeks later: Phoebe takes both of her dogs including the untested bitework bully breed and what appears to be a cane corso to Disney!


With a wheelchair of course. This one is new I think, or at least a few days later she announces she has a new chair.


And a shirt that shows off her hickman. Selfie filter working hard as hell.


Eye skin has constant MCAS reactions but lol yolo eye mask time


For almost all of April her facebook is second amendment and anti-vaccine memes, increasing paranoia, slowly dissolving into conspiracy theories. I guess it's a break from Jesusing. Finally we get some crumbs, another post showing just how insanely deconditioned Phoebe is.


And another line destroyed at the hands of this insane woman. At least she didn't get sepsis this ti- FALSE ALARM SHE DID. Back to the hospital!


Haha, oops! It's MRSA. Wow, how ever did that happen?


I AM SICK GOD DAMMIT!


Oops, mommy called to yell at the hospital that she should not be discharged and they discharged her "in retaliation."


ANGRY MUNCHIE!!! Begins posting dozens of reblogs about how doctors are evil and bad. Never mentions the fact that the doctor was right, it wasn't sepsis and she was fine.


I haven't been keepng up with her (dozens up on dozens of) daily instastories so I have no idea what she's been whining about there, but today she mentioned going for a bike ride.

And now I remember why I didnt mine her facebook more when I did the first two timelines, yikes. Of all of these girls she is the most frighteningly wrapped up in social media. It's absolutely insane how much she posts, and how much of it is just stupid shit that no one could possibly care about. Her entire identity is this hyper-Christian fragile but strong brave chronic illness warrior and needs to constantly constantly post or else she ceases to exist. It's like the suburban winemom version of all those fictional cyberpunk hellscapes I loved reading about as a teenager.

So as before, i conclude by saying Phoebe Stone Blue, SHINE ON you crazy diamond!

 

[NSFW]

Phoebe’s little midget munchie friend looks hilarious with her weird-shaped body:

Look how she dressed her service dog, poor thing looks like he’s in some weird bondage get up:

 

[Revo]

Phoebe’s little midget munchie friend looks hilarious with her weird-shaped body:
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Look how she dressed her service dog, poor thing looks like he’s in some weird bondage get up:
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These people should stop abusing @Samoyed.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Yall wanna see some real fake shit?

If you’ve ever wondered how the craziness of the Salem Witch Trials ever happened look no further - here are your modern day Elizabeth Hubbards, Ann Putnam Jr., Mary Walcott, Elizabeth Parris - and add the types of idiots who believe these little twits.

These tiktokkers would have been faking seizures and rolling on the floor accusing all kind of people of witch craft in 1692.