The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Coily]

This case is unique, a ranch where not doing is more beneficial than doing.

 

[Lord Whale]

I just want to see them squirm about having to actually pay a fair rate for labor.

Shearing is a lot of work too.

 

[Law]

Here's the picture. His mom set it as her profile picture recently. She must really miss her son. Jarrod looks like a thumb.

Edited to add: this picture was taken in 2019 at Bonchon Colony, a Korean restaurant near Dallas.

 

[Sneaky khajiit]

The boys are replacing the dilapidated wooden stairs that go to the front door with a lovely metal unit.
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The 450lb load capacity won't be enough to handle Kevin and Fat Paul at the same time. Luckily Kevin doesn't go outside.
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The self-sufficient handymen of Tenacious Unicorn Ranch could've built a new wooden staircase. They could've hired a local carpenter to build a new wooden staircase, which would help to ingratiate themselves with the community. Instead they order a metal prefab unit that will look ridiculous.

Those stairs are also wobbly as shit and get very sketchy in the outdoors with changing weather conditions. Unless they actually do a good job of leveling and putting in a concrete landing it's going to just be more of the same, but this time without splinters. I would only recommend them if you're looking at getting into the workman's comp game.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

The self-sufficient handymen of Tenacious Unicorn Ranch could've built a new wooden staircase. They could've hired a local carpenter to build a new wooden staircase, which would help to ingratiate themselves with the community. Instead they order a metal prefab unit that will look ridiculous.

What did you expect? As much as they larp otherwise, these are city kids, and if they think they can solve a problem via ecommerce with direct shipping, they will. While the jokes about fat collapse are amusing, the first time they try to move any appliance or particularly hefty furniture up that, they're fucked. Two people and a couch, on a year old rusting unmaintained light duty steel staircase, its gonna be painful. And thats assuming they even install it correctly.

I'll laugh heartily if the first Fatality of the Tranch comes from a stair collapse.

 

[SIGSEGV]

And thats assuming they even install it correctly.

They're probably just going to drop it on the ground without even bothering to anchor it in place somehow.

 

[Longdrink]

It's still going to be a staircase of death when its ass crack of satan hot in the summer or witches tit cold in the winter, not to mention ice accumulations.

Morons.

Yeah, I have no idea what kind of winters they're having there, but if they have snow and freezing temperatures it's gonna be nightmare. And would dogs have to use it too? Not all dogs want to use those kind of stairs. Once again they have made the worst possible choice, are they doing this on purpose? If (when) someone slips and hurts their back, more reasons to grift?

 

[artilleryfroth]

Those stairs are also wobbly as shit and get very sketchy in the outdoors with changing weather conditions. Unless they actually do a good job of leveling and putting in a concrete landing it's going to just be more of the same, but this time without splinters. I would only recommend them if you're looking at getting into the workman's comp game.

For that, wouldn’t someone have to be doing some work, and getting paid for it?

Also, LOL at it being called “workman” comp. “Muh dysphoria if I had to claim, so gimme muh gofundme”

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Yeah, I have no idea what kind of winters they're having there, but if they have snow and freezing temperatures it's gonna be nightmare. And would dogs have to use it too? Not all dogs want to use those kind of stairs. Once again they have made the worst possible choice, are they doing this on purpose? If (when) someone slips and hurts their back, more reasons to grift?

Occam's Razor suggests that they really are that incompetent. They are suspected to look at this very thread for farming advice (farming advice from the Kiwi Farms; the irony!)

 

[Ghjkl63]

ten bucks says that when someone gets hurt because of that staircase they blame Earl

 

[Gone Ham]

ten bucks says that when someone gets hurt because of that staircase they blame Earl

Earl sabotaged O2 the stairs by shearing the bolts and covering it in ice.

 

[artilleryfroth]

Earl sabotaged O2 the stairs by shearing the bolts and covering it in ice.

Earl snuck in and overinflated it.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Earl snuck in and overinflated it.

Earl made it rust somehow.

 

[artilleryfroth]

Earl made it rust somehow.

Earl snuck in and did all those turds in the pile.

 

[Old Fart]

I find these stairs to be very non-disabled-inclusive. Reeeee ableism!

 

[Monolith]

Earl snuck in and did all those turds in the pile.

Earl snuck in and force-fed Jarrod all those turds.

 

[Semiprofessional Sperg]

Occam's Razor suggests that they really are that incompetent. They are suspected to look at this very thread for farming advice (farming advice from the Kiwi Farms; the irony!)

If the alpacas weren't at stake we'd start giving them bad advice just to fuck with them. I hope the troon reading this knows that.

 

[MysteriousStranger]

Because of their obsession with laying their heads in the laps of female virgins, I've always assumed all unicorns are male. Yes, I know that doesn't work biologically, but we're talking unicorns here.

 

[Karen™]

Silent lambs. Guess we should have known better than to assume a trancher would be too squeamish to slaughter his pets.


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[Gone Ham]

Silent lambs. Guess we should have known better than to assume a trancher would be too squeamish to slaughter his pets.
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HE SHAVED AND TOOK A SHOWER! I'm so proud of him! Also they need to take the Farms to court