Orbiter Alexander Matthew Bruce Vickers / Xander / The Demon Baby / "Ralphababy" - Genetical Spawn of the Gunt. Ralph's paper abortion.

PhoBingas said:
When was the due date for the guntspawn, again? Mid May? End of May? Also, one thing I was puzzling over with a few other ayylawgs; the kid might not even be Ralph's. If Faith was at the Barbie dream mansion with Dax, it could be Herrera's, it might be Digi if he wasn't on HRT at the time, Riley or even that Burd guy. Another two possible baby-daddies are Destiny and Baked, since they're both z-celebs that may have been in LA at the time, and possibly at Dax's little crackshack.
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The projected date was late May or early June but that's given that it will be a full pregnancy and no other complications or needing a Caesarian (lol these jokes write themselves) for whatever reason.

In other words: Soon™️
 
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TriggerMeElmo said:
The projected date was late May or early June but that's given that it will be a full pregnancy and no other complications or needing a Caesarian (lol these jokes write themselves) for whatever reason.

In other words: Soon™️
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I love how people mistake human fetuses for oven timers. Especially in cases where both the parents' families are genetic misfires, and the mother is alleged to be awash in YouTuber cum.
 
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AltisticRight said:
The 27th of May is when the Guntling will drop, assuming nothing happens before that.
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High Tea said:
It's their first grandchild. The kid is going to be spoiled. If this were a different time, it would be more low key since the baby was conceived under shady circumstances. There was a court case. How many kids can say their mother tried to put their father in jail for releasing a video of your parents having sex prior to your birth? But after generations of baby mamas, no one is going to feel shame or be discreet. If you were an attendee it has to be in the back of your mind. It's one of those modern social interactions where everyone has to pretend they don't remember the backstory and the baby just magically arrived from the stork or it was an immaculate conception.
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First grandchildren are usually exciting because it’s the first “new baby” in fifteen years for the family and everyone goes nuts. In this case Faith has like a three year old brother, there’s been plenty of recent babies so Xander is joining the old crowd, not starting a new one.

One of her brother’s first kids in ten years will get all the new grandchild glory because hopefully there will have been a big gap inbetween babies at that point.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
First grandchildren are usually exciting because it’s the first “new baby” in fifteen years for the family and everyone goes nuts. In this case Faith has like a three year old brother, there’s been plenty of recent babies so Xander is joining the old crowd, not starting a new one.

One of her brother’s first kids in ten years will get all the new grandchild glory because hopefully there will have been a big gap inbetween babies at that point.
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That, and it would be an actual good baby instead of an absolute abomination that is the demon baby.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
One of her brother’s first kids in ten years will get all the new grandchild glory because hopefully there will have been a big gap inbetween babies at that point.
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I fully expect Faith to squeeze out several siblings for Xander, all of varying paternity, none of them quite as pale as their brothers.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
I fully expect Faith to squeeze out several siblings for Xander, all of varying paternity, none of them quite as pale as their brothers.
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I really want Xander to be black, just to see the pure hilarity of the situation and how the Gunt will handle it.
 
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REGENDarySumanai said:
I really want Xander to be black, just to see the pure hilarity of the situation and how the Gunt will handle it.
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He’d become an overnight self-described authority on recessive genes and DNA marketed for melanin. BLM including Gunt’s black son!
 
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22 DAYS REMAINING

COME ON FAI FAI

LIVESTREAM THE END OF THE WORLD

GRIFT FOR XANDER'S FUTURE

$5 TTS IN THE DELIVERY ROOM

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE

WILL ETHAN SUBSUME XANDER INTO THE GUNT

LIKE SATURN ATE HIS CHILDREN

@Null Please romance and seduce Faith Vickers to give Xander a brother so they can fued and have their destinies bound by an autistic fate. This is what Mengele would have wanted to do if given time.

NULL'S BREED AND FEED
FORMERLY RALPH'S

implying that the two words beginning with "B" and "F" would have ended with "-alph", rhyming with "Ralph". So, when Ralph fucked the girl, she would have been called "Ralph's Balph and Falph".
 
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