Gross Kelly Ronahan - Vampire Munchie Who Destroyed Her Own Legs

[Fuck you and your asspats]

She probably thinks once she announces the Amputation, people will lose interest in her and move on. That her value lies in those gory images. When the legs go, the material runs dry and the saga ends.

I believe you're absoloutely right. She needs something new to make sure she will keep getting the attention and treatment from people that her rotting legs brought her.
She will probably enjoy the attention she gets from not having any legs at all. That will be the new thing that makes her speshul. Except she won't be in medical danger anymore, which means that no one is going to care. Someone who doesn't know her might feel bad for her or think that her situation sucks, but then they're going to forget about her and move on.
Doctors "care" now because they have to. She has put herself in danger, medically, and now they have to fix it. No one truly cares though.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

She needs something new to make sure she will keep getting the attention and treatment from people that her rotting legs brought her.

She'll get those Oscar Pistorius legs and start doing ballet again. Get famous for being a cripple ballerina

 

[Xenomorph]

The one time she should be oversharing she isnt lmao

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Forgive me if this is a dumb question, but what would the value be of having one BKA and one AKA?

For a non-Kelly amputee, it seems like if both joints were spared, then the patient could still walk, and if one healthy leg was spared, they could still gimp around on crutches, but one fake leg and one AKA would be too unstable and there would be no real possibility of not being wheelchair bound.

Or am I ignorant about the state of prosthetics these days?

 

[AbraCadaver]

Seems the time has come
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I’m sorry, can we just

for a second

“My sister is having both legs amputated.

SENDING GOOD VIBES! I CAN’T EVEN IMAGINE.”

This is the funniest thing on the Farms today. Your sister is having both legs cut off and you take a pic and caption it with the exact thing you’d say to someone who told you they had to spend 4 hours in the airport terminal on a layover?

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

Finally. I hope she learns something but I'm not going to be too optimistic about it. Fuck around and find out, indeed.

 

[Deleviania]

I can't stop looking at the difference between her wrists and where her ankles should be.
Is Kelly the munchie queen now?

Her ‘ankles’ are legitimately wider than her thighs. It’s crazy

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

I need to stop clicking on the featured content

 

[AbraCadaver]

Awwww did Kelly finally make the front page? Good for you girl, I know how much you wanted it.

Maybe if you tear your arms apart and waste even more precious skin grafts and the hospital’s time, Dear Leader will give you a stream shoutout.

 

[Teadrinkr]

I hope they put her in tard mittens after the surgery so she can figure out a more creative way to rip herself apart.

 

[Disasterina]

Forgive me if this is a dumb question, but what would the value be of having one BKA and one AKA?

For a non-Kelly amputee, it seems like if both joints were spared, then the patient could still walk, and if one healthy leg was spared, they could still gimp around on crutches, but one fake leg and one AKA would be too unstable and there would be no real possibility of not being wheelchair bound.

Or am I ignorant about the state of prosthetics these days?

I'm fairly familiar with leg prosthetics. Having even one leg be btk would help a lot with mobility and stability for the knee joints. I'm not an expert on the latest technology, I believe they have actual biomechanics now but they are very expensive. But Kelly is Canadian so that might not matter.

Anyway, bon voyage legs! I can't wait to see what happens next.

 

[Uncle Warren]

So will she be doing the dance of the sugar plum fairy with her new stubby legs? It would be funny if she did.


Please let that happen I would fucking laugh myself to death.

 

[multiverse]

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes, Kelly.

 

[Гиджет]

Every once in a while I think to myself what a wonderful world.

 

[MetalParakeet]

I wonder where she is. I imagine she's been taken to Vancouver, since it's a planned major surgery.

If she is, I wonder what kind of housing she will be put into once she is back home. Residential care? I can't imagine that anyone would expect her to learn how to use prosthetics and properly care for herself on her own without legs.

 

[Coily]

Good Lord, I want but I can't look away.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

So will she be doing the dance of the sugar plum fairy with her new stubby legs? It would be funny if she did.


Please let that happen I would fucking laugh myself to death.

I can imagine her getting around like Hank Hill's dad.

 

[General Tug Boat]

She looks stumped in the photo, probably trying to figure out the type of wood for the broomstick prosthetics. This is so that she too can be the next runner up to be Seamuses bride.

 

[ADHD]

I’m sorry, can we just

for a second

“My sister is having both legs amputated.

SENDING GOOD VIBES! I CAN’T EVEN IMAGINE.”

This is the funniest thing on the Farms today. Your sister is having both legs cut off and you take a pic and caption it with the exact thing you’d say to someone who told you they had to spend 4 hours in the airport terminal on a layover?

I wonder how happy Kelly's twin is to be the last twin standing.

 

[Cold Root Beer]

Amputating both legs? What the fuck is she, a soldier in the civil war?