Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Rainbow Frog Army]

Why tell us any of this?

What amazes me is it wasn't kicked farther away prior to posting.

That part of the scene is probably where Kevkev has always been. The older BDSM scene loathes them--at best, they're like having a lolcow whose milk would be a lot better if the cow would go cow away from you and/or be a damn lot less likely to murder somebody horrifically--but they're the ones who are more easily found on the internet if you didn't get directions from the oldfags.

I think the general agreement among is that a lot of these guys talk a bigger game than they're actually willing to play, so yeah, Kev likely fit in with them back in the pre-troon days, and...still would, really. There's a reason I think the fiancee had damn good reason to GTFO, and some of this is shit women tend to not talk about except with other women. (Every so often you can find a place that you can listen in, and...some of them are full of lolcows. Things like women who can't figure out that the main reason they keep dating total winners is because they think a guy sending up a May Day parade's worth of red flags on the first date is perfect boyfriend material...)

If you accept the idea that Kevkev's basically trying to become Kev's fantasy girlfriend, the fact that Penny does none of that is probably a huge source of disappointment to Kev...but gets covered in the usual cope. And it's really, really for the best that Kev got the amhole.

 

[Nothing To See Here]

Dilator cope

Ngl, my immediate thought when he was first whining about muh dilators etc. was that inflatable dildos are pretty easy to get your hands on, and sound like a way more sensible idea than ramming poles of solid plastic with huge size gaps between them up a tender wound. Glad someone's cashing in on this market, even if Kevkev's too dumb to buy the cheap version.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

> sugury
> dialators

I'm not sure if he's pretending to be a bimbo or if he's really that retarded.

 

[Quiet Dignity]

The all-new InflatoDilato3000 is all well and good, but it doesn't solve Kev's problem as it's still too big for amhole even at its minimum size. He needs to start thinner and cheaper if he wants this to work.

Wedge could film a dilation session for his onlyfans, concluding with him ineptly fashioning a gunky sausage dog as Kev lies there giggling bassily.

 

[Marvin]

Null mentioned in his stream that when Kevin heard the stream would occur, he protected his twitter in an attempt to keep Null from browsing it. I was inspired to have a second look at a toy I had abandoned awhile ago, due to it having stopped working when Twitter updated. It appears the toy itself has been updated as well, since then.

Attached is Kevin Gibes's entire fucking Twitter timeline: All 118,626 tweets that are currently viewable, with URLs and metrics for each. It also includes URLs to image files, which I went ahead and used a script on to download 9,000-ish images of mostly video games and grotesque selfies. It's a gigabyte's worth so I won't upload it here, but I'm holding onto it for safekeeping.

Nice! If you put up a torrent, I'll seed.

Torrents are a good fit for cows with voluminous footprints. CWC's vids are up on about 10 separate torrents, for example.

 

[Ghjkl63]

Kevin taking selfies at that angle to mimic how young women do it creeps me out

 

[Livecorpse]

Kevin creeps me out

Really, that was all you needed to say.

 

[Law]

the modern femoid on display, everybody.

The "modern femoid" in question realized that hanging out with sadistic coomer men was a mistake, so she left.
If anything, this rather bizarre anecdote makes modern men look bad - they're the ones who wanted to abuse her. They're the ones using ridiculous concepts like BDSM to try to trick and hurt naive females because it gives them a boner.
It's not her fault that men who are into BDSM, like Kevin and his roommates, are deranged and revolting.
It's not women's fault that men hate them and want to hurt them and rape them. That's men's fault. Just like Kevin's current state isn't his ex-girlfriend's fault, or his mom's fault, just the consequences of his own actions and beliefs.
Also if "It's Pat" kills the Amhole, "Mrs. Doubtfire" and "Some Like it Hot" must be the troonic equivalent of a hydrogen bomb. Movie night, anyone?

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

The "modern femoid" in question realized that hanging out with sadistic coomer men was a mistake, so she left.
If anything, this rather bizarre anecdote makes modern men look bad - they're the ones who wanted to abuse her. They're the ones using ridiculous concepts like BDSM to try to trick and hurt naive females because it gives them a boner.
It's not her fault that men who are into BDSM, like Kevin and his roommates, are deranged and revolting.
It's not women's fault that men hate them and want to hurt them and rape them. That's men's fault. Just like Kevin's current state isn't his ex-girlfriend's fault, or his mom's fault, just the consequences of his own actions and beliefs.
Also if "It's Pat" kills the Amhole, "Mrs. Doubtfire" and "Some Like it Hot" must be the troonic equivalent of a hydrogen bomb. Movie night, anyone?

"The term BDSM is first recorded in a Usenet post from 1991,[1] and is interpreted as a combination of the abbreviations B/D (Bondage and Discipline), D/s (Dominance and submission), and S/M (Sadism and Masochism)."

Who could've imagined the presence of sadistic parties within a community involving Sadism and Masochism.

 

[Law]

Who could've imagined the presence of sadistic parties within a community involving Sadism and Masochism.

"When people tell you who they are, believe them"
When a man says he gets a boner from tying up his girlfriend and hitting her, or pretending to be a six-year-old girl, or being forced to dress up in a maid costume, or stabbing people, fucking run.
Then safely mock him from a distance.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

1. lol @ consoomers bitching about capitalism
2. I thought Kevin was a-ok with theft

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1390354642647670785 (Archive)

ETA:
Jesus Christ. Kevin having some type of vision impairment or visual processing problem confirmed. Woof.

Spoiler: Click to see some "hot" troon action

 

[Gone Ham]

1. lol @ consoomers bitching about capitalism
2. I thought Kevin was a-ok with theft
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1390354642647670785 (Archive)

He’s weirdly nostalgic for his pre transition days… surely there’s no connection between his early coom days and his longing for them

 

[Mike R]

This just looks like two sets of mugshots for the same child-murderer.

Reminds me of the chick from that old PS2 advert:
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Great job, doctor!

What happened to that guy?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

ETA:
Jesus Christ. Kevin having some type of vision impairment or visual processing problem confirmed. Woof.

Kev has severe facial blindness. It's the only possible explanation and he admitted having it as well.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

This actually explains a lot about his (supposed) attraction to fellow troons. People with face blindness often prefer companions with extremely asymmetrical or over-sized features, because they're easier to distinguish.

IIRC he said he recognized gender based on hairstyle. I'll try to find that particular tweet but this is a long thread.

Edit:
here it is.

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That's either swelling or scar tissue, Kevin. Neither are particularly "okay," but you do you. Sometimes literally.

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I'm completely convinced Kevin has face blindness now. But the real question is what is he seeing? Given that he can only notice facial hair and not, say, a massive and chiseled jawline with a powerful brow, Kevin may only be able to identify a person by their hair. It would explain why when he sees what is unquestionably a guy with medium-length hair, he perceives it as the peak of femininity.

It may even be a step further, like with that gremlin he follows who sticks his lips into vacuum cleaners. The man hasn't a single strand of hair on his empty head, but lacks facial hair and that's all Kevin needs to see a woman, same for himself. In that regard, his face blindness may be so severe that he can only tell the difference between the sexes by the presence of facial hair.

Don't forget the most important one: Kevin saying his community needs to stop romanticizing SRS and act like it's a perfect and seldom dangerous thing, while simultaneously championing that very belief himself.

 

[T0oCoolFool]

I'm not a doctor, but I would assume surgeons don't want to give trans women inflatable and vibrating dilators because that would irritate the open wound between their legs. Can you imagine some dumb troon high on pain killers, sticking that thing in their freshly created wound, and inflating so much that their "vagina" rips?

 

[Storfle]

Can you imagine some dumb troon high on pain killers, sticking that thing in their freshly created wound, and inflating so much that their "vagina" rips?

That sounds like something Kevin might commission art of.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Kevin's totally not gotten to, you guys.

 

[Emperor Percival Tachyon]

Kevin's totally not gotten to, you guys.
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"Trans woman creator?" Lol, Kevin isn't any kind of "creator" or "creative", all he creates are insipid horny tweets and amhole sludge.

His attempts at "art" were all lazy dogshit, he can't even coast on that to claim being a "creator" He never even TRIED to improve, just gave up in favor of sitting in front of Twitter and Overwatch all day.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

"Trans woman creator?" Lol, Kevin isn't any kind of "creator" or "creative", all he creates are insipid horny tweets and amhole sludge.

Au contraire, Kevin has created 1,144 pages of pure entertainment.