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Detractor#38657 said:
Holy fuck the Resi 8 salt. Anyone getting it early is just an ass kisser or is somehow playing it by "underhanded" means. What a seething fucking mass he is.
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Wasn't he complaining when he couldn't get his PS5 on release day? He said he wanted those day one views. He is just salty he can't get in on the hype, if he could he would 100% be playing it up in hopes for tips. Remember his opinion of something is based off of if it benefits him. If it doesn't then fuck it and it shouldn't exist.
 
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Guess i'm toxic now! said:
Wasn't he complaining when he couldn't get his PS5 on release day? He said he wanted those day one views. He is just salty he can't get in on the hype, if he could he would 100% be playing it up in hopes for tips. Remember his opinion of something is based off of if it benefits him. If it doesn't then fuck it and it shouldn't exist.
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If he was given early access to literally any full-priced release it would be a "massive event". As it is Resi 8 is an incoming "storm" according to him, and he doesn't even seem excited to play the fucking game. Like shit any publisher would even glance Phil's way to do anything but laugh at him though.
 
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Detractor#38657 said:
If he was given early access to literally any full-priced release it would be a "massive event". As it is Resi 8 is an incoming "storm" according to him, and he doesn't even seem excited to play the fucking game. Like shit any publisher would even glance Phil's way to do anything but laugh at him though.
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He's excited when he is getting his money. Games don't excite him anymore plus being a massive piece of shit takes a toll on him mentally. He would never shill the game but I agree with you, if he got the game early he would for sure make an event out of it.
 
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The Penultimate Warrior said:

For anyone who missed it, Phil insulting people for expecting rewards if they subscribe to his Patreon.
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It still amazes me how much of an irredeemable fucking prick Phil actually is. The man doesn’t have a single good bone in his body and he’s not even attractive to offset the disgusting personality. Just a trainwreck of a human.
 
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Guess i'm toxic now! said:
He's excited when he is getting his money. Games don't excite him anymore plus being a massive piece of shit takes a toll on him mentally. He would never shill the game but I agree with you, if he got the game early he would for sure make an event out of it.
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I don't think he would shill necessarily, but if say he got an early copy of cyberpunk I'd wager he'd be a lot more restrained on his CDPR rants.
 
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the amount of pressure he is putting on his paypigs since the unpartnering is fucking insane. and it gets more and more and more......i actually believe they cant sustain much more and will reach their breaking point soon.

he is not milking them anymore, not even slaughtering them, he is putting them on the bbq-grill while they are still alive.
 
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Iron Hamster said:
Since he believes $400/day for nothing isn't bad, I can't imagine how big his grapes will be when he puts the goal up.
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Take what he needs and double it, which is what he did during his bankruptcy to inflate his expenses. He needs about $1500, he'll ask for $3000.

We can assume he'll blow 100% of the tips money he gets over the next week anticipating the whales will rescue him during the begathon, or expecting to get paid by Twitch, so what he gets between now and then is irrelevant. If he has even one slow stream, he'll use that as his excuse for why the goal is so high. If he happens to hit the tips goal every stream, I'm curious what his excuse will be for having a huge marathon goal. Maybe an "unexpected bill" came out of nowhere?

Hopefully, the whales will blow their paychecks tipping him before then and have nothing left over to give during the event, which would just be funny.
 
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I mean, at this point we know whats going to happen. He's going to get paid by twitch and this month is going to be just another 'thanks for the money dummies.' moment.

But how much longer can he keep this up? And at what point is he going to realize he needs to do something besides, "Hey gaiz, wut should I dew?" /holds out hands more. "Moneyz pls I need them."

I know it's always worked for him in the past, but this one actually took the rug out from under him. I would be utterly blown away if the whales could keep this up for longer than a couple months, but at what point are both him and his whales going to be like, I can't do this anymore?
 
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Jesus Christ, from where did Phil take the idea that a streamer should read every text in a videogame? Does anyone know whether he used to do that back in the ol' days of YouTube? It is insane how he may think that that would be good content. I've never seen a streamer do that.

The Penultimate Warrior said:

For anyone who missed it, Phil insulting people for expecting rewards if they subscribe to his Patreon.
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Man, imagine you are in a complicated situation financially, and you have the brilliant idea to mock people who have supported you.

Phil's ability to fuck himself over never fails to surprise me.
 
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RobVC3 said:
But how much longer can he keep this up? And at what point is he going to realize he needs to do something besides, "Hey gaiz, wut should I dew?" /holds out hands more. "Moneyz pls I need them."
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The moment he gets banned from all streaming sites is when he would try something new. Otherwise, he will just be bouncing from stream site to stream site begging for as long as possible. He believes he is owed over 100k a year and he knows there will be dumb paypigs to provide for him.
 
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ITS BEEN 15 FUCKIN MINUTES, HE STARES AT A BLACK SCREEN AND READS WHAT COMES UP! 15 MINUTES!

started 15 minutes ago.

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DSP never met his grandmas (this he told earlier). He called his aunt "grandma" on family unions. WAT?
 
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