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[Chao Garden]

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[Jar-Jar Fanboy]

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The fart is what really sells it. Up until that, I thought this was trite, and derivative, but the perfectly executed fart really pushed this into the upper echelons of comedy. Truly, an artistic genius.

also, why does this guy always sound like Mr. Mackey right before he smacks the kid?

 

[TexOffender]

 

[Big Ruski]

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I unironically miss Obama girl.

 

[Mister Qwerty]

 

[NoReturn]

You've heard of Rastafarians, now get ready for...

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[AvrilsMeatsuit]

 

[mr.moon1488]

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Merkangs

 

[NoReturn]

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This guy is a trip:

The way he approaches and stares into the camera makes me genuinely uncomfortable. I will say, however, that as far as wackos go, he does seem to actually understand the importance of appearance.
Godspeed to your future cult, young man!

 

[Haramburger]

"Ah cayunt believe ahm dewing theyus!"
This is totally her fetish.

But she's not... doing anything? She's barely jiggling, and fully clothed. If this is exhibitionism, it's the most incredibly dull, normie version of it I've ever seen. Her parents must have beat the shit out of her if she spoke above a whisper.

The way he approaches and stares into the camera makes me genuinely uncomfortable.

It's because you can see the sclera(whites of his eyes) below the iris. It's sanpaku eyes, it's unconscious body language telegraphing psychopathy and predatory behavior.

 

[Forgetful Kiwi]

 

[Dave.]

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There really is something about the magic number forty when people reach that age nowadays. Every woman on social media seems to go shithouse insane as soon as that clock strikes 12 and it's their birthday.

 

[NoReturn]

Every woman on social media seems to go shithouse insane as soon as that clock strikes 12 and it's their birthday.

"on social media" I think is a key factor here. The ones who have their shit together at 40 don't seem to need the attention from social media so you don't see them. It's a self-selecting group of "something went wrong here".

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[Mister Qwerty]

 

[NoReturn]

 

[Chao Garden]

fatties of tiktok (1st vid is NSFL)

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[Dammit Jim]

Speaking of fatties of TikTok, I found an account with very little following but plenty of milk.

Spoiler: Foraging for weeds that are "way healthier than spinach and kale combined"

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I recommend checking out her attention seeking TikToks. She doesn't believe skinny girls can have eating disorders and her number of sexual assaults constantly change.

 

[NoReturn]

@Chao Garden - Heh heh heh. Fat.

Speaking of fatties of TikTok, I found an account with very little following but plenty of milk.

Spoiler: Foraging for weeds that are "way healthier than spinach and kale combined"

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I recommend checking out her attention seeking TikToks. She doesn't believe skinny girls can have eating disorders and her number of sexual assaults constantly change.

My thought process before clicking: "Well, dandelions are actually pretty decent as far as foraged food goes. You can use basically the whole plant."
After clicking: "Warm water and apple cider vinegar? Fucking WHY?"
@Dammit Jim - Please do share more.

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[Forgetful Kiwi]

 

[TexOffender]