Gross Kelly Ronahan - Vampire Munchie Who Destroyed Her Own Legs

What part of Kelly's body will she start picking at next?

  • Stumps

    Votes: 1,437 58.6%

  • Arms

    Votes: 367 15.0%

  • Hands

    Votes: 118 4.8%

  • Face

    Votes: 229 9.3%

  • Hair

    Votes: 117 4.8%

  • Face

    Votes: 182 7.4%

  • She will find an entirely new way of harming herself

    Votes: 827 33.7%
  • Total voters
    2,453
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Can you imagine what she could have done instead of crippling herself with the will she has? I mean take scissors to your fucking fibula and putting glass in your pussy is serious willpower.

If you took that determination and put it towards something productive you'd be a force of nature. I mean I get it she's bat shit insane but I have to applaud her commitment.
 
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Calix said:
Moralfag rant here. It's more than a bit annoying that if she does get prosthetics she's going to have a hell of a time trying to get used to it (especially as the amputations are above the knee), and that if she doesn't, she's certainly going to be wheelchair-bound. It's not annoying because it's "painful" for her, it's the fact that it's an obnoxious amount of time and money going into this fucktard begging for attention could be used for literally life-saving procedures for other people who didn't ask to be in that situation at all. Not to mention that someone is going to have to drag her ass everywhere, and help her bathe or use the toilet (dunno how that works for amputees like her). Her being O- and having fucking gallons of blood transfused over the years is just the icing on the cake. What a drain on society.
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Seriously, where the hell is one of those “angel of death” nurses when you really need one?
Cpl. Long Dong Silver said:
Can you imagine what she could have done instead of crippling herself with the will she has? I mean take scissors to your fucking fibula and putting glass in your pussy is serious willpower.

If you took that determination and put it towards something productive you'd be a force of nature. I mean I get it she's bat shit insane but I have to applaud her commitment.
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I was just thinking about that as a contrast to her twin sister. As twins they’re both going to have some similar wiring, it’s a creepy twin thing. Both, in some fucked up way, achieved their dreams through grit, hard work and perseverance. One is payed to travel the world(and regularly escape Canada) and the other gets to make nunchucks out of her own tibia. In conclusion.. follow your dreams?
 
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Honestly, we despise Kristen Gilbert or Charles Cullen, but right here, and right now, we need them in that hospital.

While this bitch bleeds her own blood out and the hospital tolerates it, this headline from across America:

"ConnectLife declares a blood emergency due to low levels of supply​

Tue, May 4, 2021, 11:31 PM​

ConnectLife says it currently has less than a one-day supply of type O blood, and a 2-day supply of all other blood types."


Can we drain this bitches last blood and give it to someone we care about?
 
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I for one can't wait for the upcoming phantom pain saga! Maybe Kelly won't even have to pick herself apart further if she can whine abt her phantom ballerina legs! She's a true diamond dog now, lads. :optimistic:
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mqoznwuhd said:
I'm aware of that, but since we don't have any other evidence, we can assume she's O positive. It won't really make a difference anyway.
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And really, if her blood was tap water it would still be a waste of potential ice cubes. This loon was taking it out as fast as they could pump it in.
 
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Calix said:
Moralfag rant here. It's more than a bit annoying that if she does get prosthetics she's going to have a hell of a time trying to get used to it (especially as the amputations are above the knee), and that if she doesn't, she's certainly going to be wheelchair-bound. It's not annoying because it's "painful" for her, it's the fact that it's an obnoxious amount of time and money going into this fucktard begging for attention could be used for literally life-saving procedures for other people who didn't ask to be in that situation at all. Not to mention that someone is going to have to drag her ass everywhere, and help her bathe or use the toilet (dunno how that works for amputees like her). Her being O- and having fucking gallons of blood transfused over the years is just the icing on the cake. What a drain on society.
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People with double missing limbs can be surprisingly adaptable and versatile - just look at the paralympics. However, most of these individuals were born this way or lost their limbs at a very young age, so they've had their lifetime and early developmental periods to learn and adapt.

She should be able to bathe herself, at least eventually. There are special chairs you can put in bathtubs/showers to help with the elderly and disabled (not exactly "special" equipment though) and there are also tubs and showers made specifically for people to sit in. Whether or not she'll actually put in the effort to learn...well she would need help while she has healing stumps but as we all know her wounds don't heal.
 
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cuddle striker said:
Why the head IV? Why not a Hickman or port? This is strange and I'm in serious doubt about what exactly they've got going on with her.

AKA bilateral? That's extreme. Next step would be to the hip. I'll wait for photo proof to express opinion.
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She had a port way back when she was still in her mysterious-severe-anemia-that-turned-out-to-be-purposeful-bloodletting saga, she unsurprisingly used it to bleed herself more and more dry until they took it out. That was when she was miraculously cured of her anemia and moved on to faking bechets instead, eventually leading to her new legless state.

Putting in any type of venous access that makes it easier for her to bleed herself would be the worst thing they could do.
 
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cuddle striker said:
Why the head IV? Why not a Hickman or port? This is strange and I'm in serious doubt about what exactly they've got going on with her.

AKA bilateral? That's extreme. Next step would be to the hip. I'll wait for photo proof to express opinion.
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Only vein that didn't collapse. They couldn't get an IV in the arms.
 
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