Gross Kelly Ronahan - Vampire Munchie Who Destroyed Her Own Legs

What part of Kelly's body will she start picking at next?

  • Stumps

    Votes: 1,437 58.6%
  • Arms

    Votes: 367 15.0%
  • Hands

    Votes: 118 4.8%
  • Face

    Votes: 229 9.3%
  • Hair

    Votes: 117 4.8%
  • Face

    Votes: 182 7.4%
  • She will find an entirely new way of harming herself

    Votes: 827 33.7%

  • Total voters
    2,453
  • Poll closed .
I hate munchies and they should just fucking nut up and kill themselves. Where are the "angel of death" serial killers when we need them?
they're busy smothering infants and giving spry old ladies insulin overdoses.

munchies are the worst to deal with; I fucking hate it too. I'd love to see it categorized as reason for involuntary commitment, but it's unlikely. They're just that good at manipulation of both the system (medical workers, paperwork, doctor shopping) and of charities (sympathy, ignorance).

Until psychiatrists can just hold them and throw the chemical straightjacket on, they'll keep on doing it. Until doctors have red flag lists, they'll keep doing it.

The trouble is that any list made will inevitably catch in it people who have rare but legitimate illnesses. The very fact that they are rare makes their treatment harder and doing too much about munchies could kill people who are actually sick. It's a tightrope.

In medicine we err on the side of doing less harm. It's better to treat a handful of munchies, who don't need a damn thing, than let a single person fall through the cracks and miss a diagnosis that's real.

It's why fatigue and bruises, as a pattern, can get you a CBC and leukemia screening instead of just "go home, faker". It's how we diagnose the people we can save. So dealing with this batshit behavior is just something we put up with in the process.

Look at the Hartley veggies. If we're going to offer care to terminal infants we've got to allow care for brainless blobs. It's a side cost of being humane to patients.

All that said they should have strapped this bitch down months ago and her arms should be strapped down from now until some future year.
 
Maybe we really should start bringing back more long-term mental asylums. It would cut into the content a bit but it would honestly be for the best for society. Some people really need to be locked in a padded room and forgotten about forever.
I won't seethe about Reagan, but you know I want to. Cows in the wild are a result of policies that defunded mental health care.

Look at troons. I mean, look at Kelly here, too. No institution would allow it.
 
I'd love to see it categorized as reason for involuntary commitment,
I'm amazed it isn't, if not for the manipulative aspect you mention.
Until psychiatrists can just hold them and throw the chemical straightjacket on, they'll keep on doing it. Until doctors have red flag lists, they'll keep doing it.
I would have thought there were systems in place to identify and catch things like this. I know there's at least some type of process in identifying if a patient is actually just trying to score some scripts. Are there really no red flag lists or something like that taught to doctors?
 
Maybe we really should start bringing back more long-term mental asylums. It would cut into the content a bit but it would honestly be for the best for society. Some people really need to be locked in a padded room and forgotten about forever.
With the way things are going they'd just end up throwing people who aren't crazy into the asylums.
 
Not to nitpick or anything, but it looks like she's O positive

I was going to look for this pic so thank you for doing the work for me!
Not that being O+ makes a huge difference, but at least she's a universal recipient and not donor.

Edit: am dumb. O+ is not universal recipient. But still better than her being O-.

It must be hard putting on that false face without feeling enraged. Are Kellys parents involved with her? She has to have some enablers? I've read the whole thread and I'm not sure about these things.
You've clearly NOT read the whole thread.
 
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So I originally came to KF because of Kelly's threads on lolcow. She used to self-post on there a few years back and the admin marked all of her posts. She also basically confirmed that her massive blood loss was self inflicted, posted her own medical records and psychological evaluations, etc. If you want a more complete timeline of her antics then the first threads on the other farms are a great start thread 1 thread 2
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She poses like Pixyteri.
 
I'm so glad someone had the patience to compile that imgur album because I haven't seen my favorite picture of her in ages and it's even funnier now, post-amputation.

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DID I DO THAT???
 
I'm so glad someone had the patience to compile that imgur album because I haven't seen my favorite picture of her in ages and it's even funnier now, post-amputation.

ID I DO THAT???
Her stupid faces while displaying Cronenbergian body horror is the most annoying thing.
She really thinks she is selling the "so strong so brave smiling the whole tiem"
 
Some people really need to be locked in a padded room and forgotten about forever.
Nah, today that is offensive and will hurt their feelings. It is way better to let insane people wander around and let them be a danger to everyone else than helping them to get better.

I bet you will get cancelled on Twitter for your common sense.
 
I'm so glad someone had the patience to compile that imgur album because I haven't seen my favorite picture of her in ages and it's even funnier now, post-amputation.

View attachment 2149945DID I DO THAT???
Why even do this pose for this fucking picture? "Oops teehee, I got weeping smelly wounds all over"
 
Kelly hasn't done ballet in ages, even before she started fucking with her legs, it's just something she brings up for extra attention. It was every other post when she was fucking with her legs- that this poor ballerina is going through such a horrible disease but she's gonna keep fighting!!

I know it's not gonna stop, cause front page is bringing in all the newbies, but the armchair psych and mati over her not being committed/what's wrong with her is really annoying. She's not psychotic, she's just a plain old, original flavour munchie. Cutting off her hands won't do shit. She will find something to get her attention, she would probably start poisoning herself if given the chance. She's been hospitalised before, but it can't do anything for her because she doesn't want the help. She badmouths the hospital after psych admissions, never even mentioning if they said she's munching. There is no evidence anywhere any doctors have even diagnosed her with it. She keeps everything that makes her look like the problem very close to her to keep up the image of the damaged ballerina suffering because doctors won't help her.

Honestly, wouldn't be surprised if she started saying she would never have to have had her legs chopped if the doctors just did xyz for her.
 
The subreddits are full of fucking autism (and munchies). ‘Omg I feel soo sorry for Kelly’ ‘this made me cry the poor girl’ ‘makes me so sad to see this’ fuck offf. She did this to herself then lied that it was down to Behcet’s. I’d have a single fuck to give if she came out and admitted that she did this to herself and is willing to get the mental help she needs to stop peeling her skin off. But until then I have no fucks to give about her. It’s like someone plucking all the hairs out of their head then claiming it’s due to cancer. Until she admits that she literally tweezed and picked her legs off then she deserves not one single asspat.
 
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