Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,450 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,599
Wasn't that also how he tried suing Ariana? Insisting it gave him rights to equal enjoyment or something. Which he received, but insists he did not because he didn't get to nail her backstage.

It's almost as dumb as him claiming AGT violated Equal Employment Opportunity by not letting him on the show.
It is what he tried to claim, apparently Ariana screws all her fans except disabled people, how can Russ enjoy his concert with this kind of prejudice?!

It was a grasping-at-straws moment. He couldn't look the judge in the eye and say his suit was filed in bad faith. He tried to find any law that could correlate to his case even if it was a vague correlation.
 
It was a grasping-at-straws moment. He couldn't look the judge in the eye and say his suit was filed in bad faith. He tried to find any law that could correlate to his case even if it was a vague correlation.
He also didn't know what "filed in good faith" means. He thought it meant he thought he was right. He also thought she discriminated against him by not complimenting his suit. This is an example of him thinking he can dictate people's responses to him. It's ruined and smells. She probably didn't like and wanted to get away from as quick as she could without causing a scene. She doesn't seem like she likes being disruptive. When she was at Aretha Franklin's funeral, the fucking pastor grouped her onstage and she looked very uncomfortable, but later said she didn't want interrupt someone's funeral. Russ gushed for days about how awesome it was until he realized Ariana wasn't going to call him. Then suddenly she's the daughter of Lucifer himself.
 
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And to top it all off, while I'm sure he'll be back, he says he's taking a big step in his "career" as a songwriter by... deleting the only social media page he regularly uses for his music. Great idea, Russ. If there's anything he's good at, it's writing about how simultaneously great and opressed he is. His whole message is about how life is so hard because people don't want to help make him famous.
This is a really good point. Outside of this thread and detractors, it is really difficult to find Russell's artistic works. The Great Citracett and Nick Rekieta have done a way better job putting him on the map from a SEO perspective. Before he released Yo Yovanna, searching "Russell Greer" on YouTube would only return relevant results for those two channels.

Looking at his YT channel now; he's deleted all his work except for three videos. Two of them are Yo Yovanna related. The only reason I suspect that video "blew up" was because Null featured it on this forum; hence why the likes/dislikes are hidden. I personally like Citracett's version better because there's more going on in it than "hot blond dancing." In my opinion, Citracett is a more accomplished music producer of Russell Greer themed music than Russell Greer himself. He certainly has a more searchable song catalogue.

As of writing this, when I Google Greer's name, the first two results are his books. The third result is his Instagram. The first four video recommendations are Digibro's Ygg Studio video, Nick Rekieta, Nick Rekieta, and, finally, Nick Rekieta. The fourth result is his LinkedIn. Then his books again. Then his "soon the be deleted" Facebook. Then news about his litigation. NOTHING MUSIC RELATED is on his first page of search results.

I don't expect many people to Bing Russell Greer but it looks like he's paid the most money for Bing SEO. His Website is the first result, which only has one song, Yo Yovanna. Then his book. Then a mod13 legal disclaimer. Then hotel results of Russell, Oklahoma (lol). Then his LinkedIn. Yo Yovanna is also the first video result, followed by Rekieta and Citracett. Even if someone liked his ONE song, they'd have to go to Citracett for more Greer song content and learn why he's a lolcow. He's only ever going to build his infamy with all the money he spent on his SEO.

Almost any other Search Engine has this forum as the 1st result.

Since the average person uses Google, this man would appear to be a more accomplished author than a songwriter/music producer. This idiot expects to get famous but keeps deleting his work from the internet, forcing the good people of this thread to do HIS WORK FOR HIM and archive it. You'll never be famous if fans have no viable way to find your work. The audacity of this fucking retard. I'm sure that backroom council will get back with you any day to "ordain" you as famous, Greer. Keep checking your email every 15 minutes.
 
I know it's an unpopular opinion, but I absolutely agree, but for different reasons.
I've long stopped watching Rekeita (and I absolutely enjoy his personality and delivery), but Siracha did it for me. She never met Russ. She isn't even in the same state--just happened to tell Rackets about Russ or something. And she IS (clap) INCAPABLE (clap) OF (clap) TALKING (clap) WITHOUT (clap) LAUGHING AT EVERYTHING.

Like...shit... it ain't that funny, girl. She's like--incapable of completing even a PARTIAL sentence without breaking into hysterical breathless laughter, and she needs to SHUT. UP. She ALONE causes what easily could've been a one hour (or even 45 minute) show to drag over THREE HOURS. And she is NOT essential.
Rackets' guests: @NipplelessWoman and Greer's former boss. Nippleless even SAID she'd be willing to go on the show again. She's absolutely GREAT! She's witty and pleasant, and actually knew Ratmouth, and she can TALK NORMALLY.
But did Rackets have her return? Nah...
Did Rackets have the boss return? Nah...
Did Rackets get anyone else who had the misfortune to cross Russell's path (besides Null)? Nah...
But he kept bringing back Siracha. GROAN... So I stopped watching.

Onto the drinking. YIKES. His nose! Rackets has a REAL PROBLEM. No joking here. He's a fantastic, well-spoken, HANDSOME, and intelligent young man with his own law practice. He is going to LOSE EVERYTHING--mark my fucking words. He has a problem. And that problem is not worth losing a wife, kids, his house, his Youtube channel, his followers, his practice, or his license. But if he keeps up, he just may. That nose says it all. I'd stopped watching so long ago, I had no idea that his drinking seems to be escalating...
I couldn't agree more. I've managed to sit through each of the episodes featuring Sriracha but fuck me if the last ones REALLY started to try my patience for exactly the reasons you've laid out. Yes, Russhole's various plights and writings are funny, but she would go into pretend hysterics like a giggly teenage girl and quack out the most forced-sounding laughter over things that weren't quite that funny. NipplelessWoman was more knowledgeable and easy on the ear, and Russ' former boss was pure fascinating to listen to. Instead Rackets decided to bring back a girl who.... hold on, just checking my notes.... racks up superchat dollar from simps endlessly asking her banal questions about anime 🤔
 
Looking at his YT channel now; he's deleted all his work except for three videos. Two of them are Yo Yovanna related. The only reason I suspect that video "blew up" was because Null featured it on this forum; hence why the likes/dislikes are hidden.

fwiw before likes/dislikes were hidden, the last ratio I saw it at was 24 views, 1 like, 19 dislikes. And we all know who the one like was from. :smug:
 
Since the average person uses Google, this man would appear to be a more accomplished author than a songwriter/music producer. This idiot expects to get famous but keeps deleting his work from the internet, forcing the good people of this thread to do HIS WORK FOR HIM and archive it. You'll never be famous if fans have no viable way to find your work. The audacity of this fucking retard. I'm sure that backroom council will get back with you any day to "ordain" you as famous, Greer. Keep checking your email every 15 minutes.
Sure, but didn't you read his Farewell Facebook post? He's hired a marketing firm! A totes for real marketing firm, guys, and definitely not just some paid placement spammer on Fiverr. Any day now he'll have his press release posted on the website of KXGN 5 Glendive. From there, it's a straight shot to stardom.
 
I know it's an unpopular opinion, but I absolutely agree, but for different reasons.
I've long stopped watching Rekeita (and I absolutely enjoy his personality and delivery), but Siracha did it for me. She never met Russ. She isn't even in the same state--just happened to tell Rackets about Russ or something. And she IS (clap) INCAPABLE (clap) OF (clap) TALKING (clap) WITHOUT (clap) LAUGHING AT EVERYTHING.

Like...shit... it ain't that funny, girl. She's like--incapable of completing even a PARTIAL sentence without breaking into hysterical breathless laughter, and she needs to SHUT. UP. She ALONE causes what easily could've been a one hour (or even 45 minute) show to drag over THREE HOURS. And she is NOT essential.
Rackets' guests: @NipplelessWoman and Greer's former boss. Nippleless even SAID she'd be willing to go on the show again. She's absolutely GREAT! She's witty and pleasant, and actually knew Ratmouth, and she can TALK NORMALLY.
But did Rackets have her return? Nah...
Did Rackets have the boss return? Nah...
Did Rackets get anyone else who had the misfortune to cross Russell's path (besides Null)? Nah...
But he kept bringing back Siracha. GROAN... So I stopped watching.

Onto the drinking. YIKES. His nose! Rackets has a REAL PROBLEM. No joking here. He's a fantastic, well-spoken, HANDSOME, and intelligent young man with his own law practice. He is going to LOSE EVERYTHING--mark my fucking words. He has a problem. And that problem is not worth losing a wife, kids, his house, his Youtube channel, his followers, his practice, or his license. But if he keeps up, he just may. That nose says it all. I'd stopped watching so long ago, I had no idea that his drinking seems to be escalating...

I am glad someone finally talked about how intolerable she was to suffer through. I began to wonder if she has Tourettes syndrome causing that constant inappropriate "laugh" noise.

yeah rackets has what germans call "liquor nose" lol
you have to do a lot of heavy drinking for a long time to get to that point
if he doesnt get that under control its gonna end him
The medical term is rhinophyma, and damn his is bad for his age. I do some work in substance abuse treatment and it usually takes 2-3 decades of alcoholism to perfect that kind of specimen.

Token: am female, would not fuck Russell Pipsqueak Greer
 
Sure, but didn't you read his Farewell Facebook post? He's hired a marketing firm! A totes for real marketing firm, guys, and definitely not just some paid placement spammer on Fiverr. Any day now he'll have his press release posted on the website of KXGN 5 Glendive. From there, it's a straight shot to stardom.
I don't know how much money he spent on the marketing firm but it only improved his Bing, DuckDuckGo, and Yandex SEO. He still has basically zero Google SEO if he wants to be known as a songwriter.
Yep, Sriracha killed it for me as well. I said a few years ago on here that she reminds me of some socially awkward female Gamestop employee. Absolutely useless.
Huh. I guess I have the unpopular opinion but I found Sriracha entertaining - I had assumed she was a regular poster in this thread. Nick derails his own streams with enormous superchat tangents. I actually prefer Null's way of addressing superchats - don't read them on stream at all unless it's relevant/funny.

I would like to hear more from Greer's old boss or @NipplelessWoman as well. Really, anyone who's interacted with him would be fun to hear from.
 
I don't know how much money he spent on the marketing firm but it only improved his Bing, DuckDuckGo, and Yandex SEO. He still has basically zero Google SEO if he wants to be known as a songwriter.

Huh. I guess I have the unpopular opinion but I found Sriracha entertaining - I had assumed she was a regular poster in this thread. Nick derails his own streams with enormous superchat tangents. I actually prefer Null's way of addressing superchats - don't read them on stream at all unless it's relevant/funny.

I would like to hear more from Greer's old boss or @NipplelessWoman as well. Really, anyone who's interacted with him would be fun to hear from.
I would like to hear from that model Russ hired for his video. I'm sure he sent her increasingly creepy messages until she blocked him(after he paid of course).
 
fwiw before likes/dislikes were hidden, the last ratio I saw it at was 24 views, 1 like, 19 dislikes. And we all know who the one like was from. :smug:
yeah but as long as he's getting those autist superbucks (I'm guessing that is still happening?) from people who want to see a grown man make a fool of himself, it doesn't really matter.

She doesn't seem like she likes being disruptive. When she was at Aretha Franklin's funeral, the fucking pastor grouped her onstage and she looked very uncomfortable, but later said she didn't want interrupt someone's funeral. Russ gushed for days about how awesome it was until he realized Ariana wasn't going to call him. Then suddenly she's the daughter of Lucifer himself.
Pretty typical coping behavior for women confronted with an obvious creep in a situation they are trapped in temporarily. They don't want to make a scene and instead try to just get away from the guy because they're afraid what might happen physically (or professionally, if in a work environment) if they trigger the guy or hurt his self-esteem. Better just to 'missing stair' him and avoid it in the future.

It's just that there is literally no way to avoid triggering Russ Greer except complete and utter subservience to his whims, sexual and otherwise.
 
He also didn't know what "filed in good faith" means. He thought it meant he thought he was right. He also thought she discriminated against him by not complimenting his suit. This is an example of him thinking he can dictate people's responses to him. It's ruined and smells. She probably didn't like and wanted to get away from as quick as she could without causing a scene. She doesn't seem like she likes being disruptive. When she was at Aretha Franklin's funeral, the fucking pastor grouped her onstage and she looked very uncomfortable, but later said she didn't want interrupt someone's funeral. Russ gushed for days about how awesome it was until he realized Ariana wasn't going to call him. Then suddenly she's the daughter of Lucifer himself.
Melinda also thinks that she brings her suits in good faith. Because she believes she is right. Not that it's something you can actually recover on. Yet another hallmark of the Lolcow - frivolous lol suits.
 
15 degrees on a treadmill is just enough to make it comfortable to run on usually. It's not a big incline at all. 25 or 30 at 4.5 would be like walking up a steep hill. 15 degrees is probably close to the grade of a walmart parking lot, were you to start from the drainage low point.
15 degrees is a 27% grade. It's really steep. The highways coming out of the mountains where they have to put bailout lanes for out of control semi trucks are less than 5 degrees. One of the most famous climbs in Tour de France, the climb up Alpe d'Huez, averages 4.6 degrees and maxes out at 7.2, and no one could describe that switchbacked road as the slope of a parking lot.

15 degrees is max slope on a lot of treadmills. I don't doubt he set it at 15 degrees to show off, but not for very long, maybe a minute or two.
 
Russ asks for a hearing

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Edit: I think it's improper. DUCiv.R. 7.1(f) requires "good cause" which Russel has not shown(imo), and failure of that can lead to the motion being dismissed (Spahr v. FERBER RESORTS, LLC, 686 F. Supp. 2d 1214 (D. Utah 2010))
 

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Russ asks for a hearing
What is Russ thinking? Does he really expect to out-argue an expert lawyer who has probably spent thousands of hours of his life in courtrooms? Does Russ think he’s the real-life incarnation of Phoenix Wright, Atticus Finch and Perry Mason combined? Why am I even bothering to ask, of course he does.

EDIT: He actually wants to try to argue that the CDA wasn't intended to apply to Kiwi Farms. He insists that it's one of the "issues that face the Court" when there is absolutely no basis for that. This isn't the time or place to argue the intent of the CDA, and it's irrelevant to the case either way. Slurping and drooling in front of the judge isn't going to make a difference.
 
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