Official Pillstream TL;DW Recap - irritable bowel syndrome awareness special
⦁ How late will Ralph be on his big night?
⦁ Only 128 people waiting at 9:25. The piggy's share of the viewers must know he's at least half an hour from starting or he hasn't fired up the view bots yet.
⦁ Ralph in his own chat at 9:32 coping he's "here".
⦁ Nearly quarter to 10 and Ralph still hasn't gone live. He's in chat bitching about how his day was so haaaaard... Is it the hospital or Vickers that's alogging him?
⦁ 9:50 and no sign of Ralph... Where are you fatty?
⦁ Ralph goes live at 9:59, must have been stalling so he could jump right into the blood sport.
⦁ Trovo seems to be mostly stable tonight. A few coughs and stutters but it isn't crawling along sub 15 FPS.
⦁ Ralph comes on shilling his corporate welfare platforms, and saying he still sounds like shit. He's got his pet muslim and pet jew at the ready.
⦁ Culture war might be there. Ralph is fucking around trying to get both guests up but doubling both and mumbling about Google meets.
⦁ Rabbi comes on saying he watches the killstream. He says he's been watching Syrian girl since the war popped off. Judas says he has a soft spot for Assad.
⦁ Syrian girl babbles about some other Syrian jew.
⦁ Syrian Girl says she thinks zionists are the jewish version of ISIS.
⦁ Ralph looks so bored and he looks like he's way more into whatever he's reading on his second or third screen.
⦁ Syrian girl is talking about jewish terrorist groups that aren't talked about anymore.
⦁ Ralph finally figures out how to get them both up on screen like 10 minutes into the debate and has to do OBS surgery live on air.
⦁ Syrian girl babbling about Jewish prophecy, ISIS and the freemasons.
⦁ Judas thinks that Syrian girl might be a little jewish.
⦁ Culture war is there. Ralph is still playing with OBS.
⦁ Judas is saying that sure there might be people that are jews from Africa and China but most jews are Semitic ... Sort of saying without saying the others are fake jews.
⦁ Judas says you "up the ante" when you attack civilians and not his army barracks, so he won't treat "you" like a civilized enemy. Judas is talking about tribes, empires, empires, minorities and terrorism.
⦁ My chat tells me Syrian girl is texting someone or doing something on her phone. Judas is trying way harder than everyone else, but he calls Syrian girl out for using disingenuous arguments. Syrian Girl Kvetches that she's so oppressed by jews and ISIS.
⦁ Syrian girl is talking about the islam Nation of the Faithful concept. Judas says he's better because his system includes those with no faith.
⦁ Syrian girl starts talking racial theory.
⦁ Judas says he won't respond to everything Syrian girl says... He says that Israel has had the concept of a "nation" for thousands of years... Spread around the world and blah blah blah... Judas says Syria has always been fractured.
⦁ Syrian girl says Syrians were around longer... And the jews always alogged them. She's mumbling about blacks and Chinese...
⦁ Now Syrian Girl is giving ancient aliens dogwhistles.
⦁ Judas comes in. He's kind of awe struck aat how unhinged Syrian girl is on stream.
⦁ Syrian girl ree's that the jew's didn't build baalbak, it was the Canaanites.
⦁ Judas says that "his" people were in Syria way before any arab republic.
⦁ Judas brings up a jewish massacre in Syria in the 1840's when they were being killed en masse for blood libel.
⦁ Ralph is leaking Syrian Girls Google Meet name Mimi Sue. No idea if its real or not.
⦁ Judas is still kvetching about the Syrian holocaust in in the 1840's
⦁ Syrian girl says you can't get Syrian citizenship if you aren't ethnically Syrian.
⦁ Syrian girl is on her phone again as Judas is talking. Is she getting points fed to her? Setting up a date? Ordering takeout?
⦁ Judas bitches that Syrians don't get to come in after 1000 years of being outsiders get to say what jews can and can't do.
⦁ Syrian girl gets her turn to talk. She says he will answer his questions last. She's bitching that she's from Syria. SG says that her Grandma was in the "jewish sector" when she was younger. Judas laughs and says she knew she was jewish. SG explains that she wasn't jewish, she just lived there.
⦁ Ralph says he's lived in some "black sectors".
⦁ Trovo starts to stutter as SG continues but the lag fixes itself after a while.
⦁ SG is babbling about Yemeni jews and stealing Yemeni children.
⦁ SG kvetching about ISIS having British-Pakistani thots among their ranks sullying up her pure Syria.
⦁ SG copes she and Judas Caucasian.
⦁ Judas copes that Aramaic and Hebrew weren't the same language like Syrian girl insists. Syria Girl says that jews worship Baal.
⦁ Judas says that zionism is built into his DNA. Ralph copes his chat is getting at him to stop Judas from interrupting Syrian Girl.
⦁ Judas kvetches jews can't live in Syria without getting killed. Syrian girl cries how the jews are building their houses on their land. Judas says he wants his house in Aleppo back.
⦁ Syrian Girl is babbling about ISIS and zionists again. She insists she should be able to go to all of Palestine because she's Syrian because greater Syria.
⦁ Judas seems confused and angered. He's asking about why the people who would get absorbed into "greater Syria" wouldn't get Syrian Passports.
⦁ Syrian girl just babbles.
⦁ Judas begins to tap out. He says he has to go to work.
⦁ Ralph lets us know Adam Green wants to get in, whoever the fuck that is...
⦁ Judas doesn't want to get dogpiled. Judas is still bitching about not giving Palestinians Syrian passports but helping them kill jews.
⦁ Ralph tries to give his two cents that the Jews are just trying to get the Syrians to give passports to Palestinians so it will be the Syrians' problem not theirs.
⦁ Judas says that the Syrians aren't real people.
⦁ Ralph tries to moderate as Syrian Girl and Judas holler over each other.
⦁ Syrian girl says her first name is Miriam and Judas says its a jewish name. Syrian girl spergs out.
⦁ Judas says Syrians do horrible war crimes to each other and then blame the jews like they made them do it.
⦁ Syrian girl retorts with some imagined deal the Nazis had with the jews to get them out of Europe.
⦁ Ralph only has 747 chomo bots, dropping by the minute at 12:20, I guess even the AI is bowing out.
⦁ Judas is squealing about nothing as Syrian girl plays on her pink phone.
⦁ Ralph tries to moderate as Judas yells over Syrian girl.
⦁ Syrian Girl bitches about jewish refugees in Syria.
⦁ Ralph keeps getting in to try to read super chats.
⦁ Judas is yelling about refugee camps and Ralph squeals to get his super berries read.
⦁ Judas dips because he has to go to work. He is willing to come back on round two and get into the settlers topic and morality in religion.
⦁ Judas says Syrian girl is welcome to come back and bring some times like when she did in '73.
⦁ Judas takes his dip. Back to Culture war and Syrian Girl.
⦁ Ralph brags he had to do some real tricks to get both on screen at once.
⦁ Syrian Girl doesn't know who Culture War Criminal is. Ralph calls him rookie of the year.
⦁ Adam whoever calls in. He calls it a great bloodsports. Adam! Discount jewish Varg!
⦁ Discount Varg, Ralph, and Syrian Girl are all talking religion.
⦁ Ralph cries he wishes he had more time with Judas. Well, he should have started at 9:30, not 10.
⦁ Back to superchats.
⦁ Syrian girl doesn't accept that might makes right.
⦁ Back to the super berries...
⦁ Syria girl babbles about how the Christians totally weren't killed en masse by the Syrian muslims.
⦁ Back to the super berries once more.
⦁ Ralph brings up the video he played in the closing of last Killstream, the jew stealing the house. They have a bit of a debate if it's real or not; then Syrian girl explains that the Jews are actually stealing houses all over the levant.
⦁ Culture War gives us a pasta muckbang... Is Ryan the alt right Amberlynn?
⦁ More superchats. One Ralph can't read because it's going off about the jays.
⦁ Discount Varg wants to have Loomer V Syrian girl. He also calls her out for using her phone during the debate. Ralph copes and says she had "notes" on her phone.
⦁ Syrian girl takes a slip at midnight. Ralph says he'll have her back "later in the summer" and hopes she had a good time. He wants to thumb her halal asshole and sample her humus.
⦁ Culture war admits that he watched Syrian Girl videos in high school with his dick in his hand.
⦁ Adam says he's been watching her for a decade too. Syrian girl says she feels old.
⦁ Syrian girl says good night and takes her leave.
⦁ Ralph does more super chats. He wants to do some articles.
⦁ Ralph says he's had a bad day. His mom got moved to a nursing home today and he won't be able to see her for another 2 or 3 weeks. Gunt says if there wasn't a blood sport he would have called the show off.
⦁ Ralph is acting like he may be wrapping it up.
⦁ He's milking his mother's injury and move to a nursing home for superchats and is only getting useless chomo mana. He brags he knows a lot a bout the Israel-Palestine issue.
⦁ Ralph is hovering on a Floyd Mayweather video he wanted to cover. Floyd after the Logan Paul fight. Ralph struggles to enlarge the video and gives up when it's good enough. A fight breaks out but as it gets good Ralph closes the tab.
⦁ Back to the fight as Floyd is groiding out.
⦁ Culture war asks if Ralph is having prison flashbacks.
⦁ Ralph brags his prison time was kushy, his paypigs filled his commissary.
⦁ Back to the brawl video. It goes on, moving into a stairwell and a hal before it starts to get broken up.
⦁ A chatter thinks its all kayfabe.
⦁ Ralph says he saw the fight but doesn't remember what Paul brother fought. He says he saw it in the Staples centre.
⦁ Ralph postures like he might be wrapping it up. He asks Ryan his plans...
⦁ Ryan says his show is going to be taking callers and dissecting the call. He didn't like how Syrian Girl was arguing against ethno-nationalism. He says a lot of people says she won to not let the Israeli win.
⦁ Ralph says he might watch Culture war's show.
⦁ Ralph lets Culture war suckle the gunt a little, saying he liked that he stayed on so long.
⦁ Ralph thanks the viewers, and milks his mamma a bit more.
⦁ Ralph Kvetches about Covid restrictions keeping him from his mamma. He won't be able to get her social security cheque anymore.
⦁ He thanks his viewers, all but begging for money and only gets a single $1 chomo-potion, of which the Chinese spyware takes half... so fifty cents.
⦁ Ralph hits the shitty song and calls it a night.
I'm not sure what happened but a couple times I got an OBS error where my uploading just stopped. It sorted itself out a few seconds later, and stopped after I stopped streaming to Odysee. There isn't any updates but my plugins might have their own updates. I'll poke around with shit and hopefully tomorrow it will be smoother.