Gross Kelly Ronahan - Vampire Munchie Who Destroyed Her Own Legs

What part of Kelly's body will she start picking at next?

  • Stumps

    Votes: 1,437 58.6%
  • Arms

    Votes: 367 15.0%
  • Hands

    Votes: 118 4.8%
  • Face

    Votes: 229 9.3%
  • Hair

    Votes: 117 4.8%
  • Face

    Votes: 182 7.4%
  • She will find an entirely new way of harming herself

    Votes: 827 33.7%

  • Total voters
    2,453
  • Poll closed .
Also, as unlikely as this may be, I want to put forth the possibility of her completely ceasing the self mutilation, learning how to walk on prosthetics, restarting her 'ballerina' storyline and becoming some sort of 'The Mighty' tier inspiration porn. 'the double amputee ballerina'/'world's first double amputee to dance pointe on prosthetics' sort of shit. I seriously doubt it, but I just want to leave this theory here to get my foot in the door.
she does have the autistic stubbornness and determination to do something like that, yes. but her munchie need for constant medical attention makes it basically impossible. whatever progress she might make, she will constantly interrupt and disrupt it by munching herself into a hospital again on a regular basis.
 
✨ Stump reveal ✨
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Can we please appreciate that Kelly fucking hashtagged “headandshouldersnokneesnotoes”? I’m glad she’s taking this so seriously.

edit: I’m bad at tech but here’s the live from her new IG (hopefully). Her eyes are even more uncomfortable to watch in motion.
 
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✨ Stump reveal ✨
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Can we please appreciate that Kelly fucking hashtagged “headandshouldersnokneesnotoes”? I’m glad she’s taking this so seriously.
I’d be pissed that my nubs aren’t perfectly symmetrical. Measure twice, cut once, ya know? Sloppy. She should get to work on that.
 
So somehow I missed all the progress on the thread and it being featured and was quietly wondering why my posts were being rated.

Incidentally, this is the first time I found out about crowdconsulting apps. I asked around about it and was told I am not allowed.(:_(

Re the IV - idk what the protocol is in Canada, but if I was instructed to care for a "wildly septic" patient who got into this situation by picking and rubbing shit with her hands, I would absolutely do the head and epidural after and avoid sticking anything in her hands or arms.

She seems like a restless, twitchy person who would thrash and flail about with her gross sepsis hands, and if her comments about beginning rehab already is true (I personally would not have signed her off for it, but whatever), I would not want tubes and lines potentially being pulled about.

I’d be pissed that my nubs aren’t perfectly symmetrical. Measure twice, cut once, ya know? Sloppy. She should get to work on that.

I know you are being facetious, but the human body is very rarely perfectly symmetrical, and these are just the dressings.
 
Crying 20 times a day? Kelly please, this must be the happiest day of your life. I look forward to the stump reveal and subsequent destruction. Also, I'm surprised they went as high as it looks like they did.
Right? And she’s “shocked”, lmao. As if no one saw this coming from a mile away.

edit: adding more screens from Gina’s IG
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edit: boy, I’m late as fuck. How’d I miss this?
 
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In all of my autism combined, I thought she might have finally realised the gravity of her situation as the date for her amputation grew closer (since it appears to have been scheduled from the details given here rather than have been a sudden emergency surgery) and combined with how utterly crap she must have been feeling that it was a somewhat plausible tinfoil to me to think that regret was enough to explain her lack of social media presence leading up to the amputation. :story:

But after rereading her thread, it appears that somewhere along the way that I forgot just how fucking batshit that she actually is and tend to agree with those of you thinking that she actually could have been planning for the long run (yeah, so sue me for loving the terrible puns too). That absolute banger of a hashtag, for example.

I have no fucking idea how the Canadian mental healthcare system works either but thought that somewhere along the line that they may have actually managed to confiscate her phone or at least internet access too? I see that she’s using a tablet in one photo but for the mental health spergs here, is it possible they can let her use devices without an internet connection, hence her sister having to provide the updates? Or could it just be that she’s m.ilking whatever goodwill her sister has left for her and is using it to farm attention from her oh so precious twin instead of just using her to gain access to social media?

In regards to the forehead IV, I’ve only heard of it happening once before and it was in an addict with trashed venous access (and it could be hearsay for all I know). According to the colleague who told me the story, they were trying to gain access to the junkie who told the anaesthesiologist exactly where and how to insert it into her damn forehed as that was where she shot up. Since it’s clear Kelly knows her way around a needle then yeah, it’s entirely plausible that she’s run out of areas where cannula insertion wasn’t a possibility along with the fact that they surely know she’s liable to fuck around with anything within reach.

And apologies for adding to my short story, but I too am utterly confused about how she’s able to withstand the pain. There aren‘t enough opiates that’d be able to pumped into her that’d be compatible with life that could make doing that to yourself even slightly bearable. Is it plausible for someone to actually be that insane as to be able to continuously self inflict that level of harm to oneself even while lucid? And what’s this talk of her admitting to only being given paracetamol? Haven’t been able to find the DMs on the thread but fuck me if that’s all she’d been on the whole time pre-op!
 
How long did she go without regularly publicly posting prior to the amputation? It was months and months. Does anyone know where she was posting or what she was doing for asspats during that time? It must have been prime attention fodder, as she lost so much weight and obviously had to deal with sepsis and other problems resulting in the amputation. It is beyond strange that she wasn't public for all that time. Not surprising that she's back with a brand new account as soon as the legs are off, though.
Kelly is a classic munchie, medical attention from doctors and nurses trying to tend to her super special mystery illness is her drug of choice. Asspats from internet strangers are all well and good but obtaining them isn't her primary goal.

Even when she wasnt posting she still would have been getting wound care, doctors attempting to keep the infection at bay with antibiotics, and meetings with the surgeon to discuss her options.
 
I'm confused.
Stump reveal pic she says it hurts like fuck, but she's got an epidural pain pump?

Discussion of private conversations was a r/IF or munchsnark thread around the time that extra special idiot came in here claiming “all the jucy deets”. People commented that they were newish to the sub but talked to Kelly and she said that's all she had for pain. I've seen her say the same thing on her insta but no idea where. Obviously agree that can't be true. There was a video I was talking about earlier, towards the end she said her psych made her do a urine test to check for Dilaudid because she wasn't meant to be on it, but that's from 2019 and Kelly is an unreliable narrator.
 
ah fuck, i can't believe i've actually considered a scenario in which
actually losing her goddamn legs after fucking with them for so long will shake her out of munchdom for at least a while
i just hope that all these suckers from reddit crying about poor compulsion-ridden Kells (because who could possibly fake something so horrible?) will see her posts, in all their obnoxiously gleeful glory, and use their collective singular brain cell to figure out that yes, she is deranged enough to have munched her way into a bilateral AKA...
and beyond.
i'm here for the 'beyond'.

ETA: spoilered my spergery re: what's gonna come up next in this shitshow for length
now, these stumps will definitely be really tempting to fuck around with, but i feel like she might be vaguely aware that this path would lead to a quick game over for her. idk if she'll care about that, though.

the inevitable incoming oh so horrible surgery stories, wound care saga (which may or may not include a possible infection or two, just for a good measure), and, of course, its rehabilitation sequel - all of this will come to an end, and her attention supply will dry up. considering that she seems to care more about actual medical professionals having to deal with her bullshit, and the internet asspats are more or less just a nice bonus in the grand scheme of her insanity, i don't think that she's capable of going the not-self-destructive route of The Specialest Legless Ballerina's Journey To Recovery UwU or something to that effect for attention. she will need another medical crisis sooner or later.

and so, the only question in my mind is, well, the one asked in the poll, really: will she eventually kill herself by fucking with the stumps, or will she invent something else completely? (maybe she'll fuck up her eyes for a change? they don't look creepy enough yet, Kelly!)
 
She's enjoying all of this attention. And Reddit is close to 100% pity posts for Kelly. A poster in Munchsnark removed BPD as one of her diagnoses because of BPD posters who think it's "offensive". Fuck that place. They are feeding this.
Hmm. Disassociating (sp?) and then mutilating herself daily? A lobotomy would help, but it would also deny the chance to look at her intact brain when she dies. It (bpd) isn't a disorder that can be fixed with brain chemistry drugs, it is baked into the personality of the person, makes me wonder how many mental diseases have physical symtoms in the brain?

Hers might be worthwhile for someone to study, see if there is a chunk of her grey matter that is damaged or missing. Especially since her twin seems to be normal. As macabre as it is, I think we need to send more mental illness patients bodys to be studied. Modern healthcare only dimly understands how our brain works IIRC, and Kelly and her twin's brains being compared could lead to actual help for people who want it.

Of course, we'd need to wait for her to die, but with her gaining direct access to cut bone, it won't be long before she injects shit directly into her bone marrow.
 
Crying 20 times a day? Kelly please, this must be the happiest day of your life. I look forward to the unbandaged stump reveal and subsequent destruction. Also, I'm surprised they went as high as it looks like they did.
Shit's about to get even more gorey in here.
She is chipper as fuck in that video. I'd be devastated.
 
With someone like Kelly I’m just not sure why they continued to aggressively treat the infections she created. Like how easy it would have been to get the culture, Rx the wrong antibiotics or just really weak doses, and let nature take its course. I’m sure most of her medical team realized letting her drop dead would be a net plus to humanity.

Also, when I read Kelly’s thread years ago I was shocked her twin was real. I’ve not kept up with this thread, it’s too grotesque even for me, but how crazy is the twin? I can’t imagine sticking by Kelly after these levels of crazy have been achieved. I really can’t fathom helping her post online to feed her insanity.

If Kelly was a normal addict, like for drugs, It would be like giving a back massages and cleaning out her glass pipes while Kelly smokes half a k of meth a day. Then posting encouraging photos about how brave they are to smoke that much meth everyday.
 
Modern healthcare only dimly understands how our brain works IIRC, and Kelly and her twin's brains being compared could lead to actual help for people who want it.
Mental health care tends to be consistently underfunded anyway. I doubt theres enough people as fucked in the head and self destructive as Kelly is to make her body worth researching.
I'm sure she's cost her government a fortune but not as much as heart disease, obesity or cancer and those are all more common than Kelly's issues.
 
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