Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Drowningman]

Imagine the torture whoever He hires to record the vocals for his shit songs has to go through having Russtard either sing it or do a demo video recording. I hope they get paid enough.

 

[Blasterisk]

Thank you, I'll pass your accolades along!

There was no audio editing on it at all. My friend is a talented mimic. Unlike Russell, who has no discernible talent whatsoever.

Forgive my autism if I misinterpreted!

Your pal ought to give recording "Yuh, Yuhvannuh" a try. You know, to show that anyone can kick their disability's ass and woo 10s with their wooing words.

 

[AnOminous]

it's a shame it isn't archived

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Wayback Machine

web.archive.org

There's a dumb splash page that gets in the way but if you get rid of that you can see it.

Russ requested an oral complaint because once again he thinks if he can just explain to the judge he’ll be able to prevail with this suit.

Why does he think that if he is too stupid to explain it on paper that somehow, slobbering, drooling and slurping disgustingly will make his mumbled gibberish more compelling?

 

[StraightShooter2]

I went ahead and saved the archive of the Rentman.com account from WayBack Machine. This is all that's viewable apparently:

 

[Grumbles]

I went ahead and saved the archive of the Rentman.com account from WayBack Machine. This is all that's viewable apparently:

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You step away from KF for a year and what in the fuck do you miss from your all-time favorite cow but the inevitable turn to dude-fuckin'.

 

[Bridgeburner]

That was the GREATEST! Almost pissed mah pants laughing! Funniest part is, even though it's heavily spliced/edited, it FUCKING sounds just like him--tone, intonation--everything.

Also: Thisshh 'ooling 'oes ainst aww 'ogic!

I thought it WAS him!

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

He's still so hung up on Taylor Swift, he filled his lawsuit with Blank Space.

Have we done Gunnar Skørdas (Minnesota), Gemariah Skordzfus (Pennsylvania) Goro Sukōrdasu (California) and Grayden Skxrdxs (he/him) (Oregon)?

 

[RebatsivePulsard]

You step away from KF for a year and what in the fuck do you miss from your all-time favorite cow but the inevitable turn to dude-fuckin'.

Thanks. Mr. Pulsard is now slurping around the house “Dude fuckin’ is the life for me” (to the tune of Green Acres).

 

[DrJonesHat]

Now now, visiting the strippers and prostitutes is very classically Christian. I mean if you gotta go were the sinners are to save them, you may as well follow Jesus's example and start with the overly affectionate ladies of questionable morality.

That explains why I caught my youth minister at a strip club once years after I left the church. He was ministering to the lost souls! Didn't know salvation required a lap dance, but then I'm not religious.

 

[Grumbles]

Thanks. Mr. Pulsard is now slurping around the house “Dude fuckin’ is the life for me” (to the tune of Green Acres).

Life eventually makes dude fuckin' bamboons out of all of us, once we become Very Online and Posted. I need to scroll back and look for the newest music video talk. That shit came up on my recommended on youtube and I was like good fuckin' golly bud I forgot that little termite is still out there.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I went ahead and saved the archive of the Rentman.com account from WayBack Machine. This is all that's viewable apparently:

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Huh........Pisces. Explains the fish lips.

 

[StraightShooter2]

Huh........Pisces. Explains the fish lips.

Does anyone know Russ' birth date? (Pisces is Feb 19 - March 20).

 

[RodgerDodger]

That explains why I caught my youth minister at a strip club once years after I left the church. He was ministering to the lost souls! Didn't know salvation required a lap dance, but then I'm not religious.

Love (on) the sinner. Hate the sin.

 

[StraightShooter2]

Now that I think about it, does Russ' facial paralysis prevent him from going down on a woman?

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

That explains why I caught my youth minister at a strip club once years after I left the church. He was ministering to the lost souls! Didn't know salvation required a lap dance, but then I'm not religious.

Then what's the excuse they use when they're caught looking at porn? I mean witnessing to the fallen via the power of a lap dance is one thing but the people performing on video can't hear you.

It's not like we don't know the people that tend to rail the most about porn are themselves avid porn hounds.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Love (on) the sinner. Hate the sin.

Love the sinner (long time). Hate the sin.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Does anyone know Russ' birth date? (Pisces is Feb 19 - March 20).

Yes, his birthday is March 7th.

 

[Constellationzero]

Thanks. Mr. Pulsard is now slurping around the house “Dude fuckin’ is the life for me” (to the tune of Green Acres).

(( Taps Mic ))

Ta--waiiiin Estates is the place to be!
Thot harassin' is the life for me.
My drool spreadin' out so far and wide
Keep Orem Utah, just give me that pimpin' life.

Las Vegas is where I'd rather stay.
I can't get enough of pounding rental gays.
I just adore my Section 8 rental view.
Dah-ling I love you but lemme just explaaaaiiiin!

...My Plights!
...Keytars!
...Bum Fights!
...Wahlburgers!

'bout ta fuck my next wife.
Good bye, Mormon life!!
Twaaaiiinn Estates we are there!!!!

No disrespect to Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, my girl crush Ralph, and Petticoat Junction.

 

[Meredith Swift]

Now that I think about it, does Russ' facial paralysis prevent him from going down on a woman?

Probably doesn't stop him from trying, I imagine. He probably opens his gaping, dribbling maw and mashes it up against the sex worker's vageen, maybe moves his entire head up and down a bit until his grunting and snuffling become unbearable enough that she has to fake it to get it over with. His beard was probably crusty with pussy juice for months.

 

[StraightShooter2]

Probably doesn't stop him from trying, I imagine. He probably opens his gaping, dribbling maw and mashes it up against the sex worker's vageen, maybe moves his entire head up and down a bit until his grunting and snuffling become unbearable enough that she has to fake it to get it over with. His beard was probably crusty with pussy juice for months.

Honestly, I wonder if he even washes his penis - and I get the feeling he doesn't shave his pubes.