Orbiter Alexander Matthew Bruce Vickers / Xander / The Demon Baby / "Ralphababy" - Genetical Spawn of the Gunt. Ralph's paper abortion.

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Though they do look incredible.

As a staunch non-drinker/smoker even I can compliment fine baking.

 

[MeltyTW]

I really want Xander to be black, just to see the pure hilarity of the situation and how the Gunt will handle it.

how quickly do you think dax and bibble would be banned from the killstream if the baby is clearly mocha? or do you think gunt will go on his show, invite dax and bibble and thank them for siring his child support money drain like he did for null and his patreon content?

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I only listened to the killstream when Metokur was on it, is he actually excited that he's going to have a kid or is he trying to pretend Faith doesn't exist?

 

[kiwifarmsfan1]

23 DAYS REMAINING

Where is the betting pool for early birth? I'd like to bet a Street on this week.

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

Where is the betting pool for early birth? I'd like to bet a Street on this week.

I would have been placing bets on trial outcomes and demon births if I wasn't locked out of crypto.

Due date is the 27th, though I would place a spiritual bet on the demon being a week early. May 19-21 is Lain's Lock of the Week.

19 DAYS REMAINING

 

[Pigtoad]

alexander bruce vickers, its me, pigtoad and i'm from the past. if you are reading this thread, i just want you to know that i am sorry.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I would have been placing bets on trial outcomes and demon births if I wasn't locked out of crypto.

Due date is the 27th, though I would place a spiritual bet on the demon being a week early. May 19-21 is Lain's Lock of the Week.

19 DAYS REMAINING

You really think the kid is the complete opposite of Ralph and will show up early?

 

[RichardRApe]

You really think the kid is the complete opposite of Ralph and will show up early?

Exactly, Xander will be like the Killstream: Late and Gay.

 

[High Tea]

You really think the kid is the complete opposite of Ralph and will show up early?

Depends on if it's his. Could be Dick's, Destiny's, Cuck's, Riley's, Digi's, Bird's and who knows who else. There were orgies.

 

[DonDaLemon]

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Ralph is going to be a great deadbeat Dad.

Ralph wishes he could fit into a pair of track pants. I bet he can't even wear a shirt with buttons anymore. I'm now imagining ralph with a freezer bag of cigarette butts.

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

Can someone add a poll for due date and skin tone?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Depends on if it's his. Could be Dick's, Destiny's, Cuck's, Riley's, Digi's, Bird's and who knows who else. There were orgies.

Shudder. Why do the people who have orgies always end up being the least attractive people on the planet?

 

[Sarah Connor]

I'm going to throw my hat into the ring and guess that Xander will be born on May 24th, not too early not too late.

 

[Pill Cosby]

I know the baby isn't born yet but he's already less of a looser than his dad, I have high hopes that it will stay this way for a long time.

 

[Bloitzhole]

I know the baby isn't born yet but he's already less of a looser than his dad, I have high hopes that it will stay this way for a long time.

When it comes to being a loser, Ethan Ralph is a very high bar to clear - especially since he keeps exceeding expectations and moving it higher and higher (or lower and lower if you're playing Limbo)

Shudder. Why do the people who have orgies always end up being the least attractive people on the planet?

I've wondered about this as well. I think it's because if you're attractive (in body or in mind frankly) you can consciously choose who you want to sleep with after meeting like minded people (be it one or many).
If you're repulsive however, you attend an orgy and just hope the pile will accept you.

 

[kiwifarmsfan1]

Shudder. Why do the people who have orgies always end up being the least attractive people on the planet?

It works on the extremes, you are either a multi-millionaire like Snoop Dog who works with Hustler to host a porn video/orgy(though he didn't appear in them) or a tall black man like Rekieta's friend Drexel who goes to apparently very pleasant ones with people walking around with snack trays, or you are something that finished crawling out of the orgy chemical pool of Toxic Avengers:

 

[Dickxon]

Reminder there's only two weekends left to make some real heartfelt greeting cards for little Xander Joshua Conner's birth, so we better start firing up Photoshop soon.

 

[AltisticRight]

Can someone add a poll for due date and skin tone?

Unfortunately we don't have polls for this subforum. Gotta talk to the master jannies and the feeder himself.

 

[itsoktobewhite]

I think pantsu is the father to be honest

 

[Michael Janke]

When it comes to being a loser, Ethan Ralph is a very high bar to clear - especially since he keeps exceeding expectations and moving it higher and higher (or lower and lower if you're playing Limbo)


I've wondered about this as well. I think it's because if you're attractive (in body or in mind frankly) you can consciously choose who you want to sleep with after meeting like minded people (be it one or many).
If you're repulsive however, you attend an orgy and just hope the pile will accept you.

orgies are deviants. if you want to participate in an orgy, standards don't really exist. you don't have an orgy to have a normal intimate relationship. you wan't one because you have to get in a crazy situation with tons of people.
swingers are the classy ones.