Plagued COVID Conspiracy Theorists and other idiots - This is not a political thunderdome or gay slapfight thread.

well, i'm the "guinea pig" you conspiratards keep talking about. i got both shots. side effects: a single day of one sore arm. i don't have to wear a mask outside anymore, nor am i legally obligated to since getting it. it doesn't have any political baggage for me at all. liberals and conservatives both bother me on a fundamental level with their tunnel vision and proselytism. i did it based on cost-benefit analysis; the percentage of risk. astrazeneca and j&j have reported clotting issues, so i didn't get those. i'm fine with my decision and nothing happened. if i'm proven wrong, and i develop some debilitating disease, i'll keep you guys posted.

edit: it was said earlier in this thread, but it bears repeating one more time.
you cannot literally be implanted with a chip that can connect to satellites.
please be evaluated for schizophrenia if you genuinely believe in that or 5g.
 
Last edited:
  • Semper Fidelis
  • Winner
  • Like
Reactions: On a toilet, Reluctant MC, GhostQtzz and 14 others
tomb raider said:
well, i'm the "guinea pig" you conspiratards keep talking about. i got both shots. side effects: a single day of one sore arm. i don't have to wear a mask outside anymore, nor am i legally obligated to since getting it. it doesn't have any political baggage for me at all. liberals and conservatives both bother me on a fundamental level with their tunnel vision and proselytism. i did it based on cost-benefit analysis; the percentage of risk. astrazeneca and j&j have reported clotting issues, so i didn't get those. i'm fine with my decision and nothing happened. if i'm proven wrong, and i develop some debilitating disease, i'll keep you guys posted.
Click to expand...
Let us know in a few years when you suddenly become sterile. Honestly, there's a good chance that the vaccine in fine, but I've always assumed the worst and its served me well so far.
 
  • Autistic
  • Agree
  • Feels
Reactions: suicide hotline, Nein Inch Nales, Cpl. Long Dong Silver and 13 others
Mr Snek said:
Let us know in a few years when you suddenly become sterile. Honestly, there's a good chance that the vaccine in fine, but I've always assumed the worst and its served me well so far.
Click to expand...
You know what's vastly more likely to cause actual testicular damage? Actually getting the virus.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
  • Semper Fidelis
Reactions: On a toilet, Reluctant MC, GhostQtzz and 27 others
Radical Cadre said:
The fuck kind of question is that?

5G is yet another technological advance that further speeds up the rate at which people misunderstand one another. The world needs to slow down. And stopping 5G technology and cellular telephones are the key to accomplishing this. It also causes cancer and can be used along with chem trails to accentuate mind control across populations.
Click to expand...
Tell us more about these dangerous 5G towers.
 
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: secret watcher
Radical Cadre said:
The fuck kind of question is that?

5G is yet another technological advance that further speeds up the rate at which people misunderstand one another. The world needs to slow down. And stopping 5G technology and cellular telephones are the key to accomplishing this. It also causes cancer and can be used along with chem trails to accentuate mind control across populations.
Click to expand...
If you're going to pretend to be a schizo don't try it with APC's pfp, it makes you too obvious.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Feels
Reactions: Nein Inch Nales, BSC, Hanamura and 4 others
>It's a Chinese virus possibly from a lab
>Let me store and spread it to other Americans
>Virus sits in lungs, kidneys, liver, dick for minimum of 10 days
>"I have an immune system!"
>Leads to long term lung and organ problems, gives children Kawasaki Disease
>"Muh rights"
>"Making me wear a mask is like forcing a woman to give birth"
>The major vaccines are developed by U.S. and allies of U.S.
>"I have an immu- we don't know what's in that stuff!"
>"Hell no I won't take that crap it will kill me it's a plot by Bill Gates to destroy America"
>People get vaccinated, everything begins to reopen and run well again.
>"See, COVID was never that big of a deal anyway. *Coughs*"
999999999.png
 
Last edited by a moderator:
  • Like
  • Mad at the Internet
  • Agree
Reactions: Aunt Carol, Super Kami Guru, Tripshots and 20 others
Mr Snek said:
So the only person I'd be harming is myself, so what does it matter if I get the vaccine or not?
Click to expand...
No, ding dong, you do the mask thing and social distancing you keep OTHERS safe as well. It is very very easy to be an asymptomatic carrier where you feel totally fine and nothing bad happens to you. Hooray, right? Well no, because you can give it to someone totally unwittingly who then has a much worse infection from you. Since you showed no symptoms, you didn’t think to stay home or isolate.

That’s why you wear masks. This has been explained since the early days of the pandemic. So either you have a very short memory, you’re deliberately being an ass, or just tremendously dumb. So unless you want to keep wearing the mask forever, get your shot.
 
  • Like
  • Mad at the Internet
  • Feels
Reactions: On a toilet, Reluctant MC, GhostQtzz and 21 others
Fwiffo said:
How does it cause cancer? What is unique about 5G that can do this where regular signals don’t?
Click to expand...
A common question but the answer is straightforward enough. 5G turns some of your ones and zeros into twos. And twos as we all know cause cancer. Look it up.

Uncle Warren said:
If you're going to pretend to be a schizo don't try it with APC's pfp, it makes you too obvious.
Click to expand...
I'll post whatever I want, whenever I want, wherever I want with any profile picture I want.
 
  • Deviant
Reactions: BSC
Since its the one I'm holding out for, what's the conspiratard score on the Johnson & Johnson vaccine? Does that one not have the nanomachines son and that's why it keeps getting delayed? Is it just a placebo? Does it have the nanomachines anyway and it keeps getting delayed because they don't work properly?

In my opinion the fact that the J&J vaccine keeps getting recalled and liqudated actually makes my opinion of it go up because that means its undergoing actual, proper R&D with a reasonable amount of oversight instead of being a rushed experimental technology I'm not even totally convinced is effective. Since its also supposed to use conventional technology I'm wondering what insane 5G conspiracy is being passed around about it, seems to be mostly ignored or overlooked to me.
 
  • Agree
Reactions: Fliddaroonie
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back