NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

Is whining about TLOU2 spoilers a meme on that site or are they really that fucking retarded to expect people to spoiler shit for a game that old?
 
Is whining about TLOU2 spoilers a meme on that site or are they really that fucking retarded to expect people to spoiler shit for a game that old?
There are extremely asinine about spoilers, before FF7 remake released there were several posters getting mad that people openly referenced Aeirith’s death. FF7 is A game from 20 years ago.
 
People who whine about spoilers are the most annoying faggots on the planet and they ruin discussion everywhere. Unless you're watching Psycho or The Usual Suspects knowing the ending isn't gonna completely alter your first time through and even then, if it's competently paced it really shouldn't matter.

Spoilerfags are self-centred autists who only exist to whine about how people aren't allowed to discuss things before they watch it. I suppose they're a natural fit for ERA.
 
For hockey watchers, here's a thread of Spreadsheet (a Pens fan, of course) whining incessantly about the NHL's tiebreaker rules (specifically ROWs) while every single other poster explains repeatedly why they're an idiot while Spreadsheet burrows their head further up their ass.

Quote the Spreadsheet: "You're absolutely correct that no one is going to change my mind"

RetardEra: Spreadsheet's blog.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-nhl-tie-breaker-rules-are-an-exercise-in-absurdity.422396

It always comes down to "I'm a tranny, I have mod protection and if you call me out, I'll scream transphobia".
 
Dragon's crown turned out to be the perfect litmus test for any "games journalist". It instantly hilighted a lot of hypocrisy.

My favourite example was Jim Sterling going on and on about entitled fans who were complaining about Mass Effect 3's ending and how it is bioware's artistic choices and you don't have to buy it if you don't like it. Then not long later going on about dragon crown's horribly misogynistic art that they had to change and screeching at anyone who dared to say maybe it's the developer's artistic choice and you don't have to buy it if you don't like it.

Edit: as pointed out below I initially fucked up the name of the game. I was indeed thinking dragon's crown and not dogma.
how is there no thread dedicated to this lolcow, or did I search wrong? I am tried or retards putting him on a pedestal as some sort of gaming messiah

I mean a thread on jason schreier
 
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That thread sure is a ride.

The constant derails just to point out pronouns when they is a perfectly good gender neutral pronoun but the specials have claimed it.
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The OP getting saltier and saltier about being told their point is dumb.
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and finally crisis over, his (it's ree and using a she pronoun so 99.9% chance of male) team isn't going to get screwed.
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Dragon's crown turned out to be the perfect litmus test for any "games journalist". It instantly hilighted a lot of hypocrisy.

My favourite example was Jim Sterling going on and on about entitled fans who were complaining about Mass Effect 3's ending and how it is bioware's artistic choices and you don't have to buy it if you don't like it. Then not long later going on about dragon crown's horribly misogynistic art that they had to change and screeching at anyone who dared to say maybe it's the developer's artistic choice and you don't have to buy it if you don't like it.

Edit: as pointed out below I initially fucked up the name of the game. I was indeed thinking dragon's crown and not dogma.
It also showed how little these idiots knew. If you were actually a fan of Vanillaware, you'd know Dragon's Crown's art and designs are VERY different from their norm and that literally ALL of their games either have a female lead or a female character option who are never as sexualized as the Sorceress. Like...look up Princess Crown and tell me how evil and misogynistic it is. It's about an armored Princess wanting to grow up to be a Brave Queen like her mother, going on adventures to make the kingdom a better place and save it from demons.

To say nothing of the fact that the whole thing started because Schrier just made a dumb flippant Kotaku post saying "LOL GUESS VANILLAWARE IS HIRING 13 YEAR OLD BOYS TO DESIGN THEIR CHARACTERS, HUH?" and then when George Kamitani took a tiny jab at him on Twitter saying "If you don't like our women, maybe you'll like our men?" and SUDDENLY it's a huge moral panic about how homophobic and misogynistic this guy is!

It was weird because SO MANY game journos chimed in with the same idiotic talking points with no one defending Dragon's Crown...and then we all found out about GameJournoPros and suddenly everything makes sense.
 
That thread sure is a ride.

The constant derails just to point out pronouns when they is a perfectly good gender neutral pronoun but the specials have claimed it.
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The OP getting saltier and saltier about being told their point is dumb.
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and finally crisis over, his (it's ree and using a she pronoun so 99.9% chance of male) team isn't going to get screwed.
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Any grown man in their late 30s into care bears should probably be in prison with Amir0x.

After that dig through the archives it reminded me of some of Besada's last words before he went dark

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I hope you are doing well Besada

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The hate sites still think about you more than all of your allies who abandoned you on Resetera

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Some rare self-awareness on Resetera mixed with a diagnosis of autism/assburgers.

snowhite, you are an asshole. The jannies are assholes. 95% of the unbanned community are assholes. Get used to it

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Asians and blacks being friends on Resetera? Never gonna happen

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Remember the wise words of woman, Asians are just whytpipo.
 
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Is now around 37~38

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Any grown man in their late 30s into care bears should probably be in prison with Amir0x.

After that dig through the archives it reminded me of some of Besada's last words before he went dark

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I hope you are doing well Besada

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The hate sites still think about you more than all of your allies who abandoned you on Resetera

:semperfidelis:

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Some rare self-awareness on Resetera mixed with a diagnosis of autism/assburgers.

snowhite, you are an asshole. The jannies are assholes. 95% of the unbanned community are assholes. Get used to it

(:_(

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Asians and blacks being friends on Resetera? Never gonna happen

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Remember the wise words of woman, Asians are just whytpipo.
What a fucking shit show. Imagine you're so fucking retarded to even think like that

Let alone say it publicly.
 
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Any grown man in their late 30s into care bears should probably be in prison with Amir0x.
Besada should join GAF. Elf needs all the members he can get and he also needs to be more inclusive, so he should try to get all the trannies to join GAF.
Maybe Besada could be made a mod on GAF?

And why is the tranny wearing so god-damn awful looking wigs? They look like the cheap shit that is made of polyester fibres you buy for 5$ at the seasonal halloween store.
Can't he buy something that actually resembles human hair?
 
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"Perhaps I should just log off Era and not engage here."

A quote for the ages

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It is not a serious suggestion. A narc tranny will NEVER leave the centre of attention ever.
It is just a call for pity-points. Oh woe me, everyone, come and confirm me and feel pity for me.
Oh, come tell me to please stay and how great person I am.
 
A reminder that this is who you are talking to

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Is now around 37~38

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Any grown man in their late 30s into care bears should probably be in prison with Amir0x.
And why is the tranny wearing so god-damn awful looking wigs? They look like the cheap shit that is made of polyester fibres you buy for 5$ at the seasonal halloween store.
Can't he buy something that actually resembles human hair?
Don't forget: excelsiorlef is, by their own account on ResetERA, a 38 year old grocery bagger who often cries at work to get out of "heavy" stuff like helping to stock shelves.

They're literally an unofficial "make work" case.
 
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