🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Mundane Ralph]

yeah anything else makes them too much of a dessert which pancakes function suboptimally as imo. i understand the idea but it just doesnt pan out. ralph has an absolute shit palette even by my lower standards

His favorite meal is probably the George Floyd special, banana and mayonnaise sandwiches.

 

[TV's Adam West]

I get disproportionately angry Ralph still has a show but Southern Poverty Call Center is gone.

Life ain't fair.

 

[Gorube]

Honestly, I’m very impressed Capcom put in the effort to look for the most grotesque creature in existence with a Gunt that can’t move around without being carted around like the fat fuck they are in order to sling their wares/services. Thank you based Capcom for making even the supporting vendor in your horror game look just as grotesque as the mutated biohazard creatures that inhabit that world.

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PS. I hope those choc chip pancakes were worth it you fat fuck.
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Considering his coprophilia, I can't say that I'm convinced those are chocolate chips.

 

[David Spadem]

Considering his coprophilia, I can't say that I'm convinced those are chocolate chips.

I can't help but think of this scene whenever someone says Coprophilia.

 

[Haru Okumura]

Ethan has posted the link to today's stream:

Tequila Sunrise: Launch Day

SUPER CHAT https://killstream.live/tip https://killstream.live/entropy SUPPORT https://killstream.live/shop https://patreon.com/theralphretort https://subscribestar.com/theralphretort

odysee.com

It looks like as of 11 AM EST, @PhoBingas is going to be unseated as the #1 Bitwave broadcaster of gunt-related content:






EDIT: He is officially live via Bitwave:

blob:https://bitwave.tv/9a0a8751-8b8b-4178-ba2e-be1020eaaa8d

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I'll summarize maker's mark sunrise if Pho isn't going to host it (doubt he will). Think this is just useless exercise to get gunty more money since his show is dying.

 

[Haru Okumura]

Bibble came into chat and made a joke about Ethan not having enough bots because his numbers are bad and Ethan seethed and banned him because he thought it was a troll. Bibble then joined the call and revealed that it was, in fact, actually him, which made Ethan cope with audibly forced laughter. I wonder why that specific lighthearted joke made him so mad?



This incident also revealed that banning someone from an Odysee chat doesn't remove their message, which is pretty interesting.

EDIT: Hi Bibble!

 

[MeltyTW]

Bibble came into chat and made a joke about Ethan not having enough bots because his numbers are bad and Ethan seethed and banned him because he thought it was a troll. Bibble then joined the call and revealed that it was, in fact, actually him, which made Ethan cope with audibly forced laughter. I wonder why that specific lighthearted joke made him so mad?

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This incident also revealed that banning someone from an Odysee chat doesn't remove their message, which is pretty interesting.

EDIT: Hi Bibble!

BIBBLE GAWRT DAYMN YT YALL ONLY TALK BOUT THE BOTS WHEN AH SAY SO, THEM SPURGS ONTA US

EDIT: He is officially live via Bitwave:

blob:https://bitwave.tv/9a0a8751-8b8b-4178-ba2e-be1020eaaa8d

fucking glorious morning.

edit it is really suspicious that they want to forget the fact that botting doesnt mean you can just infinitely inflate your views. obvi if everyone who bots (a common practice) did it to an absurd degree there wouldnt be too many streams with less than idk 10 or 50k viewers. they want to dismiss the fact that theres more factors than just "i want a lot of views" when deciding how much to bot. acting as if having even more terrible numbers on another obscure new platform for a day means hes not botting

 

[NibbaBibba]

Holy shit, listening to this stream is just like straight up mainlining suffering.
How can a man gunt be so un-entertaining, AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 

[PhoBingas]

Has Pho Bingus been lying about his employment? He is actually in the C Suite at Capcom.

I'll summarize maker's mark sunrise if Pho isn't going to host it (doubt he will). Think this is just useless exercise to get gunty more money since his show is dying.

Unfortunately won't be able to do any snipes for his morning show. I might be able to whip up some sort of automatic, commentary free restream, but if the whole show is just going to be Ralph kvetching about Farms posts live on air and trying to convince his dwindling viewer base to help him claw his way above the poverty line... is there any point to it? We can watch him sperg on Twitter about us broke dick farmers for free, and without inflating the Memphis ten millimeter.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Lol. Okay, who was it that just called in?

 

[Haru Okumura]

BASED CALLER

"How's it going streaming on Bitwave?"

"It's going well actually..."

Now he's coping hard and saying that Xander works for him. He's melting down.

"Go suck more cock and have a good one! I'll just keep counting the money!"



"I don't really understand why that would be upsetting to me!" he seethed, face reddening.

EDIT: He's still talking about how not mad he is 5 minutes later.

EDIT 2: "I"m glad that happened!!!!"

 

[NibbaBibba]

My first appearance on the Guntstream was quite a success, I love the cope and seethe.
edit: they have been coping for like 5 minutes straight about it, god the unrivaled power I hold as a literal nobody.

 

[Tom Myers]

Troll callers make the show, but the long-ass cope afterwards is lame

 

[GuntN7]

"Cry more, cry more, fag" - gator

Okay, purplegator

edit: I think Ralph confused NibbaBibba with Melty or Haru, they were living too rent free to realize it was the Odysee troll.

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis]

Bibble came into chat and made a joke about Ethan not having enough bots because his numbers are bad and Ethan seethed and banned him because he thought it was a troll. Bibble then joined the call and revealed that it was, in fact, actually him, which made Ethan cope with audibly forced laughter. I wonder why that specific lighthearted joke made him so mad?

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This incident also revealed that banning someone from an Odysee chat doesn't remove their message, which is pretty interesting.

EDIT: Hi Bibble!

Plot Twist: Bibble thought he was on a sock account

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Gunt is literally showing execution videos right now. Cmon. Odysee has to have some rules against this shit. Media ain't gonna need much ammo for when they go after Odysee.

 

[MeltyTW]

Plot Twist: Bibble thought he was on a sock account

I wonder if gunt will finally realize that bibble is ade's friend and plant yet

Gunt is literally showing execution videos right now. Cmon. Odysee has to have some rules against this shit. Media ain't gonna need much ammo for when they go after Odysee.

Still sounds like the stream would be boring af if I watched it, lemme guess gunt is sitting there drunk and glazed reading haru posts and going What no way occasionally

 

[Sam Losco]

The more they seethe and cope about shit said here just makes me believe we are right on target.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I ain't doing this again.

Maker’s mark Sunrise​

-As I said earlier, this seems like a ploy to get money from the podcast gang gang (ughh I don’t get this fucking joke. Is it even a joke to get?) who can’t watch during the night. Guntylongstockings probably realizes his paypigs are drying up (kinda what happens when you ban the people that pay you and stop putting out an entertaining product!) and needs to start putting in more hours. And hey, let’s name the show after liquor since you’re an alcoholic. 5 o'clock was 18 hours ago!
-11 EST and Gunt isn’t streaming yet, he’s talking in chat though, saying nothing useful.
-11:06 logo finally shows up on screen.
-11:07 min later shitty music starts playing. I don’t know what the genre’s called other than “Tropico music”.
-11:08 first Hyperberry rolls in. 1 LBC coin, which is being investigated by the SEC and near impossible to buy in the US.
-11:10 second for 5 SEC hating coins. 106 current watching.
-11:11 Ralph asks if he can say Faggot here.
-11:12 Another 1 coin rolls in. Gonna stop doing individual donos.
-11:13 Ralph says enough music and starts the show. Shows some new overlay. It’d look decent on a show without a facecam, but it looks awful with one. Gunty is muted. 30 secs later he figured out that he’s muted.
-It’s worth noting that because the LBC coin is so hard to get in the US, most of gunt’s income is gonna come from Odysee themselves since American viewers can only throw their free pennies at him. I’ve been over on Odysee for a month and have only gotten like 40 LBC. Prob going to be years before the lawsuit even moves.
-We’re going to watch a court tv trial! “Some fat bitch that murdered her husband” Wait till the copyright lawyers start going after Odysee.
-Gunt is happy that he can stream riots and other shit now.
-Husband is alive and testifying now.
-11:21 Odysee employee, Tomas Zarebczan hyperberries 500 monopoly money.
-Hats are getting mailed today for all the people who want a leftist to recognize it, punch them in the face, and get let off by the local DA!
-Apparently the defendant killed the husband’s side-piece.
-Stream fucking up and not playing correct window. Gunt is trying to fix it, but fucks it up. Finally he just uses OBS to create a new panel and enlarge it over the other window.
-Apparently husband and wife were separated and husband started dating another woman. Wife then went and killed her out of rage.
-GUNTisafourletterword already paypigging on the morning show through entropy or whatever the hell it’s called.
-Bibble in chat joking about gunt buying bots. Ralph thinks he’s fake and bans him. Bibble gets on the show.
-I’m here wondering why people aren’t just watching court tv instead of this crap.
-11:32 532.33 LBC coin so far
-They’re talking about the prosecuting lawyer being fat and his suit being too small.
-Not much of a case as the woman is admitting to the murder. Not a real edge of your seat-er
-Bibble trying to justify to chat why anyone should be watching this boring case. Got a feeling like streaming court cases won’t last long and we’ll go back to Game Gunts.
-11:42 219 viewers. They’re joking about buying bot viewers.
-Bibble talking about how it’s perfectly normal to have a large number of viewers and no one chatting.
-Whole lot of nothing going on.
-Bibble calls defendant a Karen. Gunt is shilling shirts featuring his new show!
-Gator thinking about doing a once or twice a month show (I didn’t even know he joined…). Dunno why he bothers, no one wants to watch him do anything. He had multiple chances to usurp the gunt after the pillstream and Gunt tape got released, but he circled the wagon each time.
-Just noticed that gunt is wearing some kinda of wigger necklace.
-Defendant on stand crying again, prosecutor is just grilling her and she’s admitting to it all. He looks relaxed, leaning back as this is open and shut.
-Defendant stabbed victim to death. Guntstream crew all make jokes about the whole knife fight black that the cop shot and killed.
-Prosecuting lawyer is compared to Agent 47, but because he’s fat, chat says Agent 447 lbs and Bibble repeats the joke.
-It’s clear that the defense is trying to get this changed from murder to manslaughter using the blind rage defense as the defendant is answering questions like this. It’s clear that the defendant went off the rails of the defense’s plan and Guntstream crew point this out.
-Prosecution just nailed her pointed out that her head was clear enough to know to get rid of the evidence.
-Odysee doesn’t let you use the arrow keys to zoom around the stream (lol), so I missed something about the defendant telling someone, either the cops or the husband that “God works in mysterious ways”. Their fucking live button doesn’t even do anything.
-Court takes a 15 min break
-Gunt and Bibble are talking about 5th amendment rights, since you know, Gunt is a legal expert since he has constant brushes with the law.
-Canadian police arrested the pastor that had been kicking them out (2 time gunt stream guest).
-Piss cold gator take on how only christians are targeted.
-He’s going to get off because he’s got the guntstream crew behind him!
-12:07 535.82 LBC coin.
-Gunt says we’re back to 2018 killstream odysee! (wasn’t that pillstream era?)
-People spamming slurs in chat since neither them nor daddy will get banned
-Bibble gives a “itz nawt tru”
-Ralph starts taking callers. Unbans bibble.
-Bibble doing a better job being a host than gunty.
-Some british chick calls in (apparently used to call in in the past). Bibble jokes around and banters with her while gunty stays silent.
-Troll (@NibbaBibba)joins asking how gunt’s bitwave streaming is going. Asks if him and Xander are working together now and Gunt says Xander is working FOR him. Gunty says the troll is poor while he isn’t (lmao). Calls Guntlestiltskin out for calling him a faggot.
-The odysee employee says in chat that bitwave is getting sunset, but there’s no timeline.
-Gunt calls the troll sad and pathetic and copes on for a few mins about not caring about Xander or bitwave. Starts seething about The Farms (TM)
-Gunt says he never once considered quitting odysee.
-He’s glad a troll called in on day 1 and did that.
-Back to what this show is about….open and shut court tv cases.
-Gunt ready for more callers
-More of the defendant admitting guilt.
-Defense and Prosecution lawyers all up at Judge’s standing talking with him.
-Maker’s Mark Sunrise might be starting earlier tomorrow (9 o’clock, in the morning?)
-Bibble is talking about some case of methheads killing each other over a mattress.
-12:38 541.82 LBC coins donated so far.
-Gunt shows video. They’re all white trash. Ralph starts playing along, making a 4th wheel.
-Apparently you can show executions on Odysee
-Gunt starts playing some Guntry music and replaying the video.
-More commentary on this….
-A LOT more commentary on this. Ralph appears to have found his long lost family.
-We’re like 30 mins later and they’re still playing crap over this trash. Also funfact: Odysee only lets you go back a max of 15 mins.
-Gator makes a joke “The gunt slinger” about one of the hillbillies.
-They finally move on to seeing a trucker hit someone
-Posting a twitter death threat to andy ngo.
-Why is this fucking show so long
-Now they’re showing more clips of people killing each other.
-Is he gonna have any gas for the evening show?
-Nevermind, it’s another execution video. Great fucking show, bet your viewers watching this at work will stay tuned in.
-1:38 541.82 LBC, so nothing given in the last hour. 335 viewers.
-Gunt is extremely red-faced now.
-They’re reading the news article about this. Bibble and Gunty pretty much agree that when someone pulls a gun, you stop talking trash. No mention of Warski’s Miami adventure.
-Bibble shills his shit since he’s leaving.
-Gunt says that at the least he’s gonna make Maker’s Mark Sunrise an Odysee exclusive for at least a month. You can tell he doesn’t want to fully move over to Odysee since their crypto is under federal investigation.
-1:48 543.17 unapproved fed coins
-Bibble wants to do an odysee show.
-Gunt and Bibble wanna do D&D on Odysee. Didn’t Gunt keep flaking on D&D the last time Bibble always used to shill it?
-Odysee praise.
-Odysee employee is posting videos in chat.
-Warski’s partner Kyler can’t stream on Odysee. Don’t worry, The Guntfather will fix it with his Odysee connections.
-This is the show that never ends! Now Gunt is about to go over a 10 year old circumcision article, but then he realized it was 10 years old.
-Instead he pulls up a youtube video of an ugly black chick explaining how to fuck a wide vagina.
-quick clip of israelis burning mount temple of something, all of them celebrating.
-More video of the pastor getting arrested.
-Israel vs palestine news.
-Wtf is he going to cover during the evening show? Seriously. It’s been 3 hours. The normal show doesn’t even last that long.
-”I think that’s all you can really stomach”.
-He’s just watching BBC talk about a food shortage.
-Now the BBC is talking about the oil pipeline hackjob.
-”Do we have any more topics?”
-Gunt tells any potential calls to get in
- 2:20 544.17 LBC
-Chicken salad sandwich for lunch today!
-Hope Pho is excited for Kaitlyn Jenner on tonight’s show
-No callers lol
-316 viewers atm
-Gunt might start at 10 tomorrow if he gets a good night sleep
-Gunt can feel his voice getting strained.
-Gator shills his shit and no one’s interested like usual. Lol Gator is setting up a podcast. The 2 people who will actually listen to it can’t wait!
-He’s fumbling with the outro.
-Gunt doing a little dance to the outro. It’s some custom made “Tropico music”.
-Shills his shirts.
-Gives a shoutout to bitwave saying that the check cleared.

He essentially made $85.32 today or $6.91 without the employee donating 500 coins. Btw the coins are wroth $.1565. But I doubt some of these places are letting you exchange them and are just showing the price elsewhere. Also it's pretty much a given that Gunt is being paid behind the scenes with funny money for these streams.