Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Rustled Jimmies]

This is one of my favorite things about Russ. Everyone fits very neatly one of three categories:

1) People that get him (occupied by his mom, and to a lesser extent, the rest of his family)
2) People that misunderstand him (anyone who doesn't know him by reputation - he just needs to explain himself)
3) Bias people (literally everyone else)

@AIM Henchman 100% predicted exactly what will happen if he ever goes to oral argument. We know this because @TamarYaelBatYah tried the exact same bitch move the second the judge started asking clarifying questions in her lolsuit against the forum. Lolcows with a persecution complex tend to think exactly the same and that's hilarious. The more unique they think they are, the more cookie-cutter their thinking is.
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I can only imagine how much of a clusterfuck lawsuit those two could make if they teamed up.

Russ already tried tagging in Sam Ambreen to make a "class action" lawsuit or simply make her give testimony about why saying bad things about his saggy face should be illegal.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

I can only imagine how much of a clusterfuck lawsuit those two could make if they teamed up.

Russ already tried tagging in Sam Ambreen to make a "class action" lawsuit or simply make her give testimony about why saying bad things about his saggy face should be illegal.

I would personally love to see them team up. Russ would probably creepily hit on her even though she's married and has several kids.

@TamarYaelBatYah Russell Greer is actively looking for victim impact statements of "victims" of the forum. Have you considered reaching out? I'm sure he'd be eager to give you some tips regarding your lawsuit against the forum - he has an associates paralegal degree, so he's practically a lawyer. His Facebook is below, send him a DM:

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[DrJonesHat]

I can only imagine how much of a clusterfuck lawsuit those two could make if they teamed up.

Russ already tried tagging in Sam Ambreen to make a "class action" lawsuit or simply make her give testimony about why saying bad things about his saggy face should be illegal.

She told Russ that her lawyer advised her not to get involved in his suit because it could compromise her legal actions. I suspect what really happened is that after he started creeping on her, she googled him, saw how he lashes out at anyone who denies him what he thinks he's owed, and told him that so he'd go away. She's crazy, but I don't blame her for not wanting Russ shitting up her life.

I would personally love to see them team up. Russ would probably creepily hit on her even though she's married and has several kids.

@TamarYaelBatYah Russell Greer is actively looking for victim impact statements of "victims" of the forum. Have you considered reaching out? I'm sure he'd be eager to give you some tips regarding your lawsuit against the forum - he has an associates paralegal degree, so he's practically a lawyer. His Facebook is below, send him a DM:

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Don't forget his paralegal degree is from Utah's finest stripmall business college!

 

[Henry Bemis]

See, now you're talking someone like Burt Bacharach.

Oh, God, the thought occurred that Russell Greer songs and Burt Bacharach songs have one thing in common: jumpy time signatures.

Bacharach, though, uses unexpected shifts in meter to build exquisite musical architectures that are distinctly his. Greer just can't settle on developing one musical idea and is really in a rush to get his pencil wet.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Oh, God, the thought occurred that Russell Greer songs and Burt Bacharach songs have one thing in common: jumpy time signatures.

Bacharach, though, uses unexpected shifts in meter to build exquisite musical architectures that are distinctly his. Greer just can't settle on developing one musical idea and is really in a rush to get his pencil wet.

Calling his dick a pencil is an insult to pencils. At least they're useful.

 

[StinkySnack]

This is one of my favorite things about Russ. Everyone fits very neatly one of three categories:

1) People that get him (occupied by his mom, and to a lesser extent, the rest of his family)

What? He's ranted plenty of times about how his family doesn't understand him, and how "they're always pushing." He's never mentioned his mom as being an exception.

 

[Meredith Swift]

What? He's ranted plenty of times about how his family doesn't understand him, and how "they're always pushing." He's never mentioned his mom as being an exception.

In fact, quite the opposite. In one of his hooker reviews he mentions seldom being hugged by his mom and I think he described her as cold? (but who knows how much he stretched the truth)

 

[brooky]

I feel you guys. It's also stuck in my head as well.

Help me.

I'm sure I'm late to reply to all these earworm posts-- catching up on many weeks of Russell-- but I find if you kind of hum the song vaguely it turns into Blank Space by Taylor Swift. I'm not a Swift fan, and never had a Swift earworm before, so this seemed fitting.

 

[pr3nt177]

@TamarYaelBatYah Russell Greer is actively looking for victim impact statements of "victims" of the forum. Have you considered reaching out? I'm sure he'd be eager to give you some tips regarding your lawsuit against the forum - he has an associates paralegal degree, so he's practically a lawyer.

Russell's best bet would be jonathan yaniv...hell, yaniv's almost propping up the Bar, hates KF as much as Greer and his court success is legendary.

The gruesome twosome in court would be a sight to behold.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

What? He's ranted plenty of times about how his family doesn't understand him, and how "they're always pushing." He's never mentioned his mom as being an exception.

I wasn't aware of that. This is either the most hilarious of all timelines or he's just an ungrateful little twerp who pushed how far even his own mother is willing to placate his delusions of grandeur. Literally no one "understands" Russ. Everyone he talks to inevitably becomes "bias" against him. I love how he has the incessant need to explain himself when that has never ever worked out for him, even with his own mom. He wrote a whole book explaining himself and every normal person who reads it develops a complete and utter contempt for him.

He keeps doing the same thing over and over and expects different results... just like his lawsuits but this is even more pathetic.

 

[Bridgeburner]

I wasn't aware of that. This is either the most hilarious of all timelines or he's just an ungrateful little twerp who pushed how far even his own mother is willing to placate his delusions of grandeur. Literally no one "understands" Russ. Everyone he talks to inevitably becomes "bias" against him. I love how he has the incessant need to explain himself when that has never ever worked out for him, even with his own mom. He wrote a whole book explaining himself and every normal person who reads it develops a complete and utter contempt for him.

He keeps doing the same thing over and over and expects different results... just like his lawsuits but this is even more pathetic.

In his book, he straight up said that the first time he felt loved was when he fucked a hooker. That should tell you how highly he thinks of his family.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

In his book, he straight up said that the first time he felt loved was when he fucked a hooker. That should tell you how highly he thinks of his family.

And yet, if the rumors are true, they still paid for the lawyer that got him a far more light punishment than he deserved for his harassment of Erika. And I don't see why the rumors wouldn't be true. Russ couldn't afford a lawyer like Gailey on his own. What I wouldn't give to hear the conversation where Russ told his parents about the "totally minor misunderstanding".

 

[Bridgeburner]

And yet, if the rumors are true, they still paid for the lawyer that got him a far more light punishment than he deserved for his harassment of Erika. And I don't see why the rumors wouldn't be true. Russ couldn't afford a lawyer like Gailey on his own. What I wouldn't give to hear the conversation where Russ told his parents about the "totally minor misunderstanding".

And? That means that they care enough about enough to bail him out of trouble, which doesn't mean that he sees them as anything other than a wallet.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

In his book, he straight up said that the first time he felt loved was when he fucked a hooker. That should tell you how highly he thinks of his family.

That's a fair point. I had always assumed it was because he took their love for granted. Now that I'm thinking about it, his family did ask him to drop the Taylor Swift lawsuit and he openly admits he ignored their advice. Furthermore, he might've exhausted his mom's love and understanding when he was convicted criminally for the second time. It takes a special kind of exceptional individual to throw away the real love of family for the parasocial relationships of celerity crushes.

My bad guys. I gave Greer entirely too much benefit in assuming he was just at the level of a mama's boy incel. It turns out he's incapable of maintaining a relationship with ANY woman in his life. If you're 30, a virgin, live at home with your mother and save up your GB points for chicken tendies, you are superior to Russell Greer because you are the apple of at least one woman's eye.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

And? That means that they care enough about enough to bail him out of trouble, which doesn't mean that he sees them as anything other than a wallet.

Right. His parents have, from all the information we have, treated Russ far better than he deserves, given how Russ has portrayed them and how he's publicly turned his back on the teachings of the church they raised him in (yet still gets defensive about on social media).

EDIT: To expand on the last point a bit more: it would be one thing if Russ, after considerable research and thought, decided to leave the LDS church after concluding that Joseph Smith was a conman and the entire belief is founded on lies. I would at least have some respect for that. But according to Russ, he left because a church elder told him that he may not be destined to marry in this lifetime. He's still culturally Mormon in some ways, but left because he wants to get his dick wet and wasn't willing to settle for what he was likely to get through the church.

 

[Drowningman]

Still hoping the big meltdown with ratface will be soon when Yovanna ignores him and wont suck his dick.

 

[Chungus]

I've heard stories of people not paying for every line in these mega millions slot machines and then hitting a jackpot on a line that isn't lit. Seems like something Russ would do - then he'd chimp out and sue.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Right. His parents have, from all the information we have, treated Russ far better than he deserves, given how Russ has portrayed them and how he's publicly turned his back on the teachings of the church they raised him in (yet still gets defensive about on social media).

EDIT: To expand on the last point a bit more: it would be one thing if Russ, after considerable research and thought, decided to leave the LDS church after concluding that Joseph Smith was a conman and the entire belief is founded on lies. I would at least have some respect for that. But according to Russ, he left because a church elder told him that he may not be destined to marry in this lifetime. He's still culturally Mormon in some ways, but left because he wants to get his dick wet and wasn't willing to settle for what he was likely to get through the church.

Yeah, from what he's said, it can be inferred he feels like God didn't keep up his end of the bargain. Russ went on a mission and God was supposed to compel a 9 or 10 Mormon girl to marry him in compensation for his face. It is weird that he defends a religion he obviously feels contempt for. I know they're shedding members(especially younger ones) because of their stance on marriage equality but I bet Russ is the only person to turn his back on them because God didn't get him laid.

 

[DumbDude42]

they're shedding members

isnt lds church like the fastest growing religious group in all america lol

 

[The Un-Clit]

isnt lds church like the fastest growing religious group in all america lol

I'm sure they have publicity agents who say so, that dosen't mean it's the reality.

Religions in general are taking a serious beating in this brave new age.