US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Michael Wade said:
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https://www.theguardian.com/us-news...mittee-judge-trump-subpoena-financial-records

Oh, by all means please do.
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Judge; Fine, sure. Can I get yours as well? You know he'll ask for it.
HD: Woah! Cool it with the white supremacist homophobic anti-semitism bro!

Ron O'Neal said:
Joe Biden is coming for your tugboats
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You spent 14 months offering tugboats and taking all opportunities for work, and now you want to take the boats away but keep opportunities at bay?
What exactly is your endgame?
Most people I know are actually eager to go back to work and escape the boredom of being inside all day, but there's nothing hiring except low-end jobs that are meant for teenagers and ex-cons. Unless you can offer them their old jobs back, I don't see how this is helping anyone, even Joe.

He promised his voters until September; backtracking 1 month in is not a good look. The American Rescue Plan only offered billions in a trillions setup, and now you're cutting those billions short? Are you trying to make a mob of angry hillbillies and city slickers alike?
 
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Ita Mori said:
Judge; Fine, sure. Can I get yours as well? You know he'll ask for it.
HD: Woah! Cool it with the white supremacist homophobic anti-semitism bro!


You spent 14 months offering tugboats and taking all opportunities for work, and now you want to take the boats away but keep opportunities at bay?
What exactly is your endgame?
Most people I know are actually eager to go back to work and escape the boredom of being inside all day, but there's nothing hiring except low-end jobs that are meant for teenagers and ex-cons. Unless you can offer them their old jobs back, I don't see how this is helping anyone, even Joe.

He promised his voters until September; backtracking 1 month in is not a good look. The American Rescue Plan only offered billions in a trillions setup, and now you're cutting those billions short? Are you trying to make a mob of angry hillbillies and city slickers alike?
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>promise gibs in one hand and threaten to cut them off in the other
So this is the power of neoliberalism...
 
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Iceland Heavy said:
>promise gibs in one hand and threaten to cut them off in the other
So this is the power of neoliberalism...
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Seriously if anyone wonders how this mishmash of competing ideologies that is the democratic party keeps power. Its a carefully balanced set of entitlements and the threat of those entitlements being messed with. Black people dont vote 95% democrat because they think the democrats are their buds, they vote for them because they know they will maintain and expand the entitlements. Theyre the party that figured out how to vote themselves the treasury first.
 
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Why the fuck are they out there and not here guarding the coast?
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We are something close to of a late stage Roman Empire about to go to shit while all the battalions are all out bumfuck somewhere while the city is unguarded. Kind of like now with DC where a majority of the national guard are unarmed with no magazines and some probably with the bolt carriers removed or the rifle given is in horrible condition. Its probably better for some of these national guard to buy their own rifles and magazines from their local gun store and hide the magazines up their ass.

Also in other news some county in Utah censored Mitt Romney and the US Mint has released Trump coins.
 
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They're naval auxiliaries in all but name. A modern Coast Guard cutter is, much like everything else the US makes, extremely large and well-armed.

I don't know about you, but something packing a 25mm Bushmaster II and 4 Ma Deuces is certainly not for your standard SAR duties.

There's also this monstrosity that puts a WW2 destroyer to shame.
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I saw one of those Legend class CG ships putting out to sea from the beach, that motherfucker was YUGE. I didn't know exactly what it was at the time, just that it was a bitchin' ol' destroyer-looking piece of shit in CG colors. You can read the fine print on the side from half a mile.
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Why the fuck are they out there and not here guarding the coast?
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Cocaine and Heroin mega-shipments need to be able to readily enter into the US. Yuropoor drug addicts hardest hit.
 
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chainer said:
Why is there a USCG Cutter near Iran?
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The Department of Homeland Security decided to expand the definition of "coast" earlier this year, in reference to the Coast Guard. Turns out they weren't being specific, but you may see the first shots of WWIII coming out of a Cutter. There are also a few deployed to the South China Sea. It's pretty fucking interesting. Also stupid.
 
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