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Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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There's a bit more to it than just "why are we using a clown as our mascot?" The late 90s and early 00s brought a couple whammies to the fast food giants: legislation regulating targeted advertising to kids and an increased sense that fast food was causing obesity rates to go up. Mickey D's was the most visible example with their McDonaldland advertising and the Super Size Me "documentary" (no shit you gain weight if you eat massive amounts of fast food for every meal and don't exercise at all, same would go for binging on any food). With the bad publicity they were getting around this time, McDonald's axed McDonaldland and the Super Size and shifted their focus to advertising healthier options.
I'm sure that there was some sentiment that the McDonaldland campaign was getting to be a bit hokey, but if not for the claims that they were encouraging childhood obesity, I think they wouldn't have been so quick to drop the campaign.
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I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that modern SNL is worse than any Game Overthinker episode for two reasons.
1). GO was made by one lolcow by himself. Bobert doesn't have any actual talent, but he can be unintentionally hilarious and it's interesting to watch the terrible production quality. Modern SNL has an entire writers room and, supposedly, a stable of great comedy actors and it can barely elicit a chuckle in an entire season.
2). GO was never good. SNL used to be a titan in comedy. What it has become is an insult and a stain on its legendary past.
Damn straight it did.
Chippa is the living example of someone who doesn't know how good they've got it. Of all the things that he tries to emulate from his brother, this has to be the worst. Bobert doesn't have any responsibility in his life and no one to get close to, so his rampant consoomption makes some in that it's a void filler. Chris really ought to know better given he has a special needs child running around, but given how his house looked before, it's clear that he doesn't have his priorities straight.
What a goddamn lush he is.
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They'd also been flirting with advertising to adults for a few years, resulting in some mind bendingly bizarre ads featuring Ronald in a hip nightclub.
But yeah, mcdonaldland had enough characters and backstory all but ready to go for a Saturday morning cartoon about how cheeseburgers keep you off drugs. Or, a flash game engaging kids in mcdonaldland if the campaign lived a few years longer. You don't just throw away all that effort and brand recognition from a bunch of future earners because adults are starting to roll their eyes at it
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Well at least that nasty dirty grout-and-tile countertop in the kitchen is gone. That was a legit health hazard. And the church-pew nook emulating a restaurant booth was lame and good thing it was got rid of.
Having said that, I have a feeling Chris doesn't know how to stay within budget. My word, the appliances all look several grand apiece more than they should be for a guy constantly crying in his 15 dollar a pop Hipster Beer about how he's strapped for cash and praying that "muh tax return" will cover it.
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Given what we know about Chris' interest in appearances based on the pictures of himself he thinks are good enough to tweet out to the world, I am confident that the entire remodeling adventure sprang from his wife bitching about how the neighbors just got their x redone and have a new stainless steel y in the kitchen. Which should make it unsurprising that the budget ballooned way beyond what the initial plan was. That man is never going to retire
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If Bobby could just let words slide, this thread wouldn't have existed at all. The fun with Bobby is that he cannot just ignore his haters and he has a pathological compulsion to one-up them.
Just the most recent examples:
I can't fault what Vic King said; taking pampered no-name actors down a peg is always awesome.
People are quick to point out that Bobby did the AOC formula "this you?" wrong:
Well Horatio did get what he deserved: actual engagement by the Blob itself.
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A good person is a woke one (Ash Sarker's article)
More video-game based lesbo movies don't make a better world, Bobby.
Regardless of what Bobby thinks, we need to bring back corporal punishment in homes and schools.
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Bobby didn't respond to Mickey Rourke; instead he presses his fat lips around this:
More MCU. This is what Bobby overheard.
Venom:
Bobby and Luke discuss how Disney smuggles in S&M:
The Simpsons. Bobby discusses the gif he chose to pwn the hater Horatio above:
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This tweet is a good example of Bob still shitting on something he hates while simultaneously rewriting how he previously shat on it.
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If you want a far better take and break down of possibly the last great The Simpsons episode, I recommend Emplemon's There Will Never Ever series on it.
He claims to be a physicist and yet talks very little about science, of which I'm sure he fucking loves. Scrolling through his timeline I don't see any fury shit on it. It's just a lot of your garden variety, pedestrian woke shit. However he does follow a lot of furries and woke shit.
He does use his own scaly, unicorn, dragon, thing as a reaction image.
Custom made. He paid someone to draw that because there's no way that's fan art.
There's a patreon where he makes $9 a month from two chumps.
www.patreon.com
And that pays for his youtube channel.
Where he has many videos about Crusader Kings 2, Crusader Kings 2, Night in the Woods, Crusader Kings 2, and the inside scoop of political strategy in a series called Grand Strategy of Politics. The first one in that play list is a 2 year old vid comparing Republicans to Pirates because of the fed shutdown that never actually happened, which aged wonderfully, and calls Trump a kidnapper because of lost paychecks to federal employees...which all got back pay because of courses they fucking did. I don't recommend that you watch them because they're just boring. There's a reason that vid has 91 views on it and two of them are mine.
I was really hoping for deviant stuff like almost every other furry sycophant of Bob. Maybe it's because he's a scaly? Either way, he is two degrees removed from all the degenerates that I've come to expect from Bob followers. I know. I checked. Beyond all that I'm just kind of amazed how utterly boring he turned out to be after spiting fire to defend his lady's honor like that.
I saw the bottom avatar and I had to look.
Well Horatio did get what he deserved: actual engagement by the Blob itself.
He claims to be a physicist and yet talks very little about science, of which I'm sure he fucking loves. Scrolling through his timeline I don't see any fury shit on it. It's just a lot of your garden variety, pedestrian woke shit. However he does follow a lot of furries and woke shit.
He does use his own scaly, unicorn, dragon, thing as a reaction image.
Custom made. He paid someone to draw that because there's no way that's fan art.
There's a patreon where he makes $9 a month from two chumps.
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Where he has many videos about Crusader Kings 2, Crusader Kings 2, Night in the Woods, Crusader Kings 2, and the inside scoop of political strategy in a series called Grand Strategy of Politics. The first one in that play list is a 2 year old vid comparing Republicans to Pirates because of the fed shutdown that never actually happened, which aged wonderfully, and calls Trump a kidnapper because of lost paychecks to federal employees...which all got back pay because of courses they fucking did. I don't recommend that you watch them because they're just boring. There's a reason that vid has 91 views on it and two of them are mine.
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I think he did a bad job of framing why bob is stupid.
Bob simultaneously shits on the white working class for preventing technological advancement, while also parading around how great America was for fighting Hitler. That generation was pretty much all white, working class
Not to mention the fact that we had a competition with the soviets and english on who could pick up and coerce/force the most nazi scientists to work on scientific projects. The irony of Von Braun working for NASA after helping to bomb the allies is not lost on me.
But that's because I believe in nuance. I believe in nuance because I don't base my view of history on myopic mainstream propaganda produced for mass consumption.
Another thing that should've been mentioned is that Bob would be a nazi in world war 2 Germany. People literally play "nazi or moviebob".
I know it's not deep to say "just replace x with y", but it's quite obvious that moviebob is scapegoating the "uneducated white trash" in the same way that Hitler blamed the "old guard" for allowing slavic immigrants in for cheap labor.
Or you know the "Jewish Working Class".
Cause adding a race to a claim on class structure is somehow not racism, right?
Everyone but Bob has the understanding that his "mode of operation" is the same as the nazis. But since he is "against fascism" his methods, or proposed methods are not regarded as such.
Even though he is literally a would-be lazy fascist dictator, who would rather sit around and play video games, watch movies, and tweet.
The same cognitive dissonance happens when we see Mr. Girl talking about pedophilia
All you have to do is be as unbiased as possible, and hold people to principles to see their hypocrisy. Bob literally refuses to accept that his mentality is the same as the people he projects as his enemies.
As he said,
If there are no bad tactics, then by definition Moviebob is willing to do whatever possible to destroy "a target".
That means that whomever Moviebob deems "undesirable" is worthy of receiving whatever Moviebob or someone he supports can think of.
Let me put it glibly:
Even Hitler had a Madagascar plan. Does Movie Bob?
Moviebob's inability to reconcile the fact he's worse than Hitler in theory is hilarious to me. Oh, and absolutely horrifying and morally reprehensible.
Walter Sobchak is basically Moviebob if he had a spine.
Bob simultaneously shits on the white working class for preventing technological advancement, while also parading around how great America was for fighting Hitler. That generation was pretty much all white, working class
Not to mention the fact that we had a competition with the soviets and english on who could pick up and coerce/force the most nazi scientists to work on scientific projects. The irony of Von Braun working for NASA after helping to bomb the allies is not lost on me.
But that's because I believe in nuance. I believe in nuance because I don't base my view of history on myopic mainstream propaganda produced for mass consumption.
Another thing that should've been mentioned is that Bob would be a nazi in world war 2 Germany. People literally play "nazi or moviebob".
I know it's not deep to say "just replace x with y", but it's quite obvious that moviebob is scapegoating the "uneducated white trash" in the same way that Hitler blamed the "old guard" for allowing slavic immigrants in for cheap labor.
Or you know the "Jewish Working Class".
Cause adding a race to a claim on class structure is somehow not racism, right?
Everyone but Bob has the understanding that his "mode of operation" is the same as the nazis. But since he is "against fascism" his methods, or proposed methods are not regarded as such.
Even though he is literally a would-be lazy fascist dictator, who would rather sit around and play video games, watch movies, and tweet.
The same cognitive dissonance happens when we see Mr. Girl talking about pedophilia
All you have to do is be as unbiased as possible, and hold people to principles to see their hypocrisy. Bob literally refuses to accept that his mentality is the same as the people he projects as his enemies.
As he said,
If there are no bad tactics, then by definition Moviebob is willing to do whatever possible to destroy "a target".
That means that whomever Moviebob deems "undesirable" is worthy of receiving whatever Moviebob or someone he supports can think of.
Let me put it glibly:
Even Hitler had a Madagascar plan. Does Movie Bob?
Moviebob's inability to reconcile the fact he's worse than Hitler in theory is hilarious to me. Oh, and absolutely horrifying and morally reprehensible.
Walter Sobchak is basically Moviebob if he had a spine.
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LOL. Those that subscribe to IdPol as an ideology are not that smart nor do try to better the world, they mere want to force it to conform to their beliefs and seek power as the ultimate end. It is, in essence, the product of decades of the intellectual equivalent of incest having been confined to academia before it spread to the rest of society like cancer. These are the people that believe that "2 + 2 = 4" is the product of white supremacy and possess beliefs so absurd that they sound like satire to anyone with true intelligence. The most IdPol has ever done is produced mindless automatons with very in the way of marketable skills and Valhalla help them should civilization undergo collapse as they will be the first to die.A good person is a woke one (Ash Sarker's article)
More video-game based lesbo movies don't make a better world, Bobby.
One likely reason why Bob threw is lot in with them is because as a movie critic he is the cultural equivalent of a parasite. He does not produce culture and only consumes it. Society would be better if he died as the only people that would mourn his death would be his family (with Chris using it to panhandle for more money) and us Kiwis because we lost a lolcow.
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Yet Bobby encouraged gamers to read Rand.
Chris on Venom:
I haven't watched this flick. From Wikipedia:
[Rotten Tomato's] consensus reads: "A tiresome movie about unsympathetic college kids engaging in self-destructive behaviors".
Reading the synopsis I can't help but agree.
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"Of course Whiplash would be jealous of Iron Man's success!"
-Bob, probably
Because Bob is well-known for being full of original jokes, right?Just the most recent examples:
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Since Hitler comparisons are passe: Lenin, Stalin, and Mao believed they were bettering the world too, Bob. Doesn't mean they were right.
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Hitler, Lenin, Stalin, Mao, etc. all had twisted successes within their horrific murderous tyrannies in some form. I can't see a Bob-led nation as having success at anything, they wouldn't even genocide properly. Bob's more like a Pol Pot chasing a YEAR ZERO SUPERIOR FUTURE without the MAYO GHOULS who stick in his craw. He'd probably get his ass invaded within no time by his supposed allies to shut him down and stop the collapse like Pol Pot faced.
No offense to Pol Pot.
No offense to Pol Pot.
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Nothing about Bob is original. He thinks cranking leftist views to 11 is a mating call for the North American Cat-Eyeglassed unshaven-armpit purplehair. See below:
The audio's missing, but this bird's screaming about trans rights.
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The worst things ever done by humanity were never done because they thought they were wrong. The end goal was always believed to be for the betterment of a group or the rest of the human race as a whole. The messy parts were just "unhappy tasks" to quote one Einsatzgruppen commander.
Pol Pot's Kampuchea lasted a good four years before it antagonized the Vietnamese too much. Bobert's dystopian cluster fuck wouldn't last as long as that or even the Paris Commune. He excuse the followers of SocJus/Woke IdPol, but that doesn't mean they'd be nice to him. They'd launch a destructive coup on his future paradise before he could get comfortable in his fat throne.
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The ironic thing is that Blob supports having an ”on/off switch” that you use when you're dealing with Republicans that ”stops you hesitating”.
In other words, it's good to be a psycho so long as you hate Republicans.
That's not what ”this you?” means. I can see that Bob saw his waifu say it and thought he'd use it in the hope of getting her to drop everything, fly to Boston, and create, I don't know, a mixed race Moviebob (Roberto Chipman-Ocasio?) but the way she and everyone else uses it is to point out hypocrisy.
I know quoting myself is a bit trashy but this is how you use it.
How was Frank Grimes anything other than right, though? He worked hard and got screwed over. The message of that episode was ”sometimes hard work can be defeated by luck and privilege”, which is a woke concept and so something I'm surprised Bobby doesn't support to please his overladies.
Once again, Hitler and Stalin were both smart people and did what they thought would better the world.
Intelligence does not make you inherently morally good; it is a gift from God, and what you do with that gift determines whether you are morally good or not.
Isn't paddling legal in some Southern states? I'd assume that's what happened and the woke are, as per usual, making a mountain out of a molehill.
This you?
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One of the most bothersome things about Bob is the purported "caring about underprivileged people" while most fervently defending the powerful or already well-defended (Democrats, feminists, fashionable minorities, celebrities). What, for example, did Brie Larson do exactly? Star in a movie so bland and uninspired, even its biggest defenders hardly ever talk about anything other than how much money it made? Apparently, the fact that it cooked the books and "made a billion dollars" means movies are good and beyond reproach and what do we even need critics for? You know what else made a billion dollars, in fact SEVERAL billion Bob? Donald Trump. Guess you can't criticize him, because he made a billion dollars and his mere presence inspires people.
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Eternally relevent whenever ska comes up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFZTKFzRhes
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