Official Pillstream TL;DW Recap:
⦁ Ralph is late, but do I even have to type this part out?
⦁ Only 75 viewers waiting at 9:25pm
⦁ Ralph is chat at 9:30 coping he's got the agenda pulled up and he's there...
⦁ 9:35pm and still no Gunt.
⦁ Ralph pops into chat as I typed the previous line saying 9:45 start time...
⦁ Ralph started the stream for a split second at 9:47pm, but a couple minutes later he fires things up and we're blessed with his intro power point.
⦁ Ralph gets $1 in donations after Trovo's cut from two donations in the opening moments... scratch that, a dollar-fifty, and 600 mana he can't use because he's shadow-banned by Trovo.
⦁ Ralph only opening to 172 bots. Gator must have been late paying the Fiverr pajeets.
⦁ Ralph makes another 2.50$ in the opening crawl.
⦁ More useless mana... It's nearly 11pm and he's still got the power point up.
⦁ Another 0.50$ thrown at Ralph...
⦁ Ralph opens the show with more Covid news. He's coping that his Odysee show was quite the "watch party". Ralph says he might start tomorrow early at 10am.
⦁ Ralph mentions that the middle east is "spicy" then gets into his superchats.
⦁ Ralph hopes the viewers they had a good mother's day and lies about spending time with his mom.
⦁ He's got Pantsu there, loading a bong.
⦁ Ralph lies about the hats and how soon they will be here. He said he might have to take orders manually by email, so he's gathering paypig doxes again?
⦁ Ralph lost an article he wanted to talk about; then Culture War comes on. His audio was fucked and Ralph was killing time mumbling.
⦁ Culture war said he had to use 3 accounts to try and join the call. Ralph blames the feds fucking with him, Culture war says its zoomer tech issues.
⦁ There is a culture war criminal emoticon in Ralph's chat.
⦁ Ralph bangs out a single superchats.
⦁ Ralph moves onto Israel news... over 160 rockets fired today. Ralph mentioned he should check up on Judas, make sure he didn't get greased.
⦁ Ralph and crew look for a video about the IDF rocket attack. They settle on a video from quarter pounder.
⦁ Ralph says the BLM fried chicken ad was heart-moving.
⦁ Ralph moves onto the KFC twitter... some black Spanish soccer star reaching for a piece of KFC and a watermelon.
⦁ Ralph says he reached out to Tim Pool's brother... Mumbles about nothing then goes back to the Quartering video.
⦁ One of his paypigs tweet the baby in a bucket of KFC.
⦁ Even Ralph looks bored as the quarter pounder video plays.
⦁ Ralph skips around in the video, looking for the segment he wants.
⦁ Ralph says the mixed race kid in the ad is his mom's crispy nugget. Culture war thinks the kid has been cooked too long.
⦁ Ralph gives up on the quartering video...
⦁ Gunt bangs out a few more superchats... Subscriptions only.
⦁ Ralph brags about his 450 like twitter post. Ralph is offended that Quartering didn't bring his tweet up.
⦁ Ralph goes onto reading his own twitter.
⦁ Onto celebrity news. Tom Cruise is giving back his golden globes.
⦁ Ralph reads a super chats... Someone who was working on a Jeffrey Dahmer documentary. He says that he might work with this guy in the future on a Jeffrey Dahmer trial coverage stream or two. The super chatter has a bunch of court footage.
⦁ Culture war bitches that he's sick of hearing about how private organizations have to let more black people in and how he doesn't care any more.
⦁ Ralph thinks there's going to be some news from Bill Gates being a pedo...
⦁ Ralph begs for callers as he debates on what video he's going to play next. He settles on a Pastor Manning video...
⦁ Some old black preacher is talking about Biden's economic plan. Ralph coughs as he tries to explain how the preacher used to like Trump then turned against him.
⦁ Trovo running at a buttery 10 FPS...
⦁ Ralph pulls up a different Pastor Manning article about him explaining the ins and outs of the pimp game.
⦁ Ralph has fired up 548 bots...
⦁ Ralph pulls up his twitter, debating on what to cover next...
⦁ Gator calls in... He calls himself a Mack... Gator wants the black preacher man on.
⦁ Culture war is eating an Easter bunny. He flips off the camera off for no reason.
⦁ Ralph goes in to cover his buddy know-more-news getting his website deleted by square space...
⦁ Gator has some piss warm take about Adam Greene talking about the news, never calls to violence.
⦁ Ralph says he might get Captain and Judas to debate on the 1st of June.
⦁ Gator has some bad Boondocks impression. Onto some more piss-warm takes about the demon-rats being evil!
⦁ Ralph hovers on his twitter, briefly talking about some black guy posing as a white guy with a mask to do B&E's.
⦁ Ralph mumbles about gas stations running out of Gas. Culture war gives us his best Warski impression.
⦁ Culture war asks Ralph to explain what's causing the oil crisis on the east coast.
⦁ Ralph pulls up a CNBC video explaining the pipeline "hack".
⦁ Gator gives us his take on the hacker group...
⦁ Back to the video about the angsty hackers.
⦁ Gator bitches that the CIA and the Demon-rats are making them be cucks with high gas prices and masked. Culture war says they're driving up gas prices and keeping people inside to make them riot.
⦁ Ralph pulls up a quartering clip... He pivots to shill his new morning show shirt and his private welfare platforms.
⦁ Back to Ralph's twitter. Some Ramza Paul tweet about some doctor that was teasing people for not getting the covid jab; then dying in hospital.
⦁ Ralph skims the article and mutters that he doesn't want to read "all that".
⦁ Culture war jokes that he will be immortalized in reddit gold. Ralph thinks he was a founding member.
⦁ Ralph was looking for the part where he got the vaccine but can't find it.
⦁ Onto the Israel news on the rocket attacks.
⦁ Ralph hopes for a juicy intifada but says its probably just Bibi trying to keep his crotchety ass in office.
⦁ Culture war says he should do a jihad stream, $3 TTS enabled.
⦁ Ralph says he will be missed, the first member of the Killstream to be killed by IDF drone strike.
⦁ Ralph moves onto some news of a Fort Bragg soldier charged with murder.
⦁ Culture war says blue-on-blue but corrects himself "black-on-black".
⦁ Ralph struggles to run his stream, looking for the relevant video.
⦁ Gator does a horrible Stone Cold impression as Ralph moves onto the tweet about the black guy putting on a white guy mask and robbing houses.
⦁ Ralph talks about Tariq Naseed saying that all the black crime is just whites in black people mask.
⦁ Ralph looks for a relevant Tariq Naseed tweet or video. He looks for his "Buckbreaking" video. Ralph wants to play the clip.
⦁ Warski wanders in, sperging about the 3 hours of execution videos...
⦁ Ralph gloats that his Odysee stream was so smooth.
⦁ Andy says 2 mods were watching his show today. He thinks it's awesome and is happy Raph is there.
⦁ Ralph brings up nibbabibba 's call.
⦁ Ralph spergs that everyone is trying to get him banned.
⦁ Ralph says that Odysee bought out bitwave and is closing it "soon", bragging again that Xander works for him. He says that he doesn't care about the "old assed beef" anyway.
⦁ Andy said that despite the drama between them he has respect because he built his own platform.
⦁ Andy starts talking about the LBC overlays... Andy thinks everyone should play nice and forget old grudges.
⦁ Ralph calls the farms a fan forum again.
⦁ Back to the Tariq Naseed trailer.
⦁ Onto the Christchurch call to stop online terrorism that Trump didn't sign but Biden is going to...
⦁ Wait this is a video from like 2017 when Trump didn't sign it... Ralph closes the video, and looks for another video about Biden signing it but can't find it, so he settles with an article...
⦁ Ralph says that there's going to be a false flag attack to take away more rights.
⦁ Gator says that (((they))) are going to use it to crack down on right-thinking people even more.
⦁ Gator hits the soundboard.
⦁ Will there be callers?
⦁ Ralph bitches more about his sore throat and bad voice.
⦁ Onto a Rackets video. Rackets talks about Twitter citing section 230 to get around hosting child porn.
⦁ Gator laughs like a retard when Nick says "cheese pizza"
⦁ Gator says Jack Dorsey probably downloaded them. Ralph makes him add "allegedly" and cucks out saying he loves Jack.
⦁ Ralph plays Rackets video in full.
⦁ back to Ralph's twitter... Video footage of the rocket attack and the iron dome doing its thing.
⦁ Culture war says that a few rockets isn't much in the "grand scheme of things."
⦁ Onto some news of some doctor who got lost in Siberia. They are still looking for him.
⦁ Andy thinks he went for a midnight stroll. Ralph thinks he'll turn up in pieces.
⦁ We get a caller. 1Step2Far. He's muted...
⦁ Andy jokes he went for an ATV ride in the forest. Caller says he can't hear the callers. Caller thinks Tariq is in the closet.
⦁ Andy thinks Taraiq is gay, and so does Ralph.
⦁ Ralph pulls up some words of wisdom from OJ Simpson.
⦁ Smoke is fucking around. He failed a jump then got on Ralph's desk.
⦁ Ralph says he might end early, but moves to a breaking 911 tweet about Boris Johnson okaying hugs.
⦁ Gator thinks Boris will announce butt sex will be okay soon too.
⦁ Ralph pulls up a Boris clip. Things are opening up but college students will have to get covid tests every 2 weeks.
⦁ Andy said the video felt weird, felt like a dystopian movie scene.
⦁ Boris says you can have "close contact" with your family. So family UFC matches are back on the menu!
⦁ Ralph calls Nora his wife then backs it up to his ex wife...
⦁ Back to the Boris video... Gator jokes to make sure grandma hasn't jumped out a window yet, really channeling daddy gym.
⦁ Ralph says he's wraping early... He says he's getting up early, and will do the whole 2.5 hour show tomorrow. Ralph says he might take a nap before the evening show.
⦁ Andy plugs his sh-sh-sh-shit. He stole another reddit ice berg
⦁ Ralph says he'll have the odysee link "pinned".
⦁ Ralph mutters that Odysee is shitting the bed currently...
⦁ Culture war shills his shit, he will be streaming "soon".
⦁ Gator shills his shit nobody watches in his best daddy jim voice. He's got a podcast with a few "friends", hammering out the kicks. Once or twice a month, soon™...
⦁ Ralph says goodnight... He thought Gator was kicked from the call but was a little shocked when he was still talking.
⦁ Ralph is too lazy to shill his stuff again. He shows off his morning show overlay, and banged out the last super chats.
⦁ Ralph bitches about his voice, hits the song and calls it a night.
He got to like 606 bots on Trovo and ended with 460 before he hit the song... I wasn't watching Trovo once the stream got rolling, but he couldn't have made more than $15-$20 on trovo. I'm willing to bet the only reasons he's doing two shows is so he can try and fleece another $20 a day from his paypigs.
