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I've only played Magic a handful of times, but the few times I did even my anger-issues-having ass managed to not destroy my own deck. What the fuck is up with this guy?

What is he even buying MtG cards for anyway? Are the alpacas going to play with him?

Further, why does he even bother double sleeving his cards? Is he going to travel out of the tranch, past Earl and his armed nazi encampment, to go compete at a professional event?

Since we are all pretty much in agreement that he peruses this thread: Go outside Gibes and take care of your fucking animals and stop having a man-child tard rage about a piece of overpriced cardboard not fitting in its sleeve correctly because your clumsy fat fingers put a thick coat of fetid troon oil along the edge of your card so it no longer slides or aligns properly.
 
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Though I don't think he's specifically insane. That'd put him in Joker territory and he only wishes he was there--'insane' is when your mental health is so fucked you get chucked in the loony bin for your murder spree instead of the prison's mental wing. Wedge's is merely shit enough that you could get in legal trouble if he were to get well enough to realize he really didn't want his balls off.
I have less than a shadow of doubt Wedge and Kevvie and the rest of this clown show are insane. They experience a literal break with reality and instead of trying to bridge that gap they just double down on the crazy. Which, on some level, is vaguely impressive. They look at everyone else and literally go "no they're the wrong ones." Most insane people are a bigger threat to themselves than others anyway, the ones who stab randoms on the street are far rarer than the ones who cut their own junk off.

Plus, it clearly impedes their normal function which is usually the standard for getting treatment. I'd also point out that mental health is kind of a big joke and prone to following political/social trends as well as whatever big Pharma tells them. Example being that doctors can't usually tell you why a specific med does what it does, they just know it will (consider benzos like xanax started for seizure treatment and they figured out it'll treat anxiety too mostly by accident.) Doctors will also push medications they have representatives coming to their office from, even if its pretty clear that med is less effective than an older med they aren't getting kick backs from.

The sad part of this tale is that these are sick men who need help but instead doctors have decided that treating the delusions by convincing the patient not only are they the truth but can somehow manifest in reality is the better option. I'd feel bad for them if they weren't...well them.
 
Kevin has anger issues.
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This card is from the most recent set, Strixhaven, and released in the Commander 2021 series. They're basically prebuilt 100 card decks and cost $40-$50. The card itself goes for $10, which is on the mid high end for magic cards ignoring the outliers (there seems to be no non foil versions of this card so Im not caring about foil rarity here). He also mentions that the card is really flat, which is actually kinda hard to find because WotC has a really annoying manufacturing problem with their foil cards where the card is convex. With that out of the way.... It's really not that hard to doublesleeve cards unless you have really really shitty sleeves. And even then I've done it with a bit of concentration and fanjangling. Destroying valuable things in anger and frustration is such a male behavior; the only people I've heard of breaking their controllers or flipping tables out of rage are men. It's something you learn real fast as a young child unless you were spoiled, which lines up with KevKev theory.
Further, why does he even bother double sleeving his cards? Is he going to travel out of the tranch, past Earl and his armed nazi encampment, to go compete at a professional event?
This card is the commander for the deck (for those who don't know what that means, it's basically the flagship card that your deck is built around) and it's common for people to double sleeve (or even triple, I know a guy who sleeved his commander seven times for a joke) their commanders to protect it, as it's typically the most expensive card in the deck. It also doesn't get shuffled into your deck so you can have a different color or type of sleeve just for the commander if you wish. For example, one of my commanders is sleeved twice in clear sleeves with a special art card on the back.

Edit: after reading the tweet again he says he "doesn't need his deck to be any thicker than it already is" so I think he's double sleeving his whole deck. This brings up a few questions though:
  1. Why is he double sleeving a prebuilt deck? It's not even that expensive and it's not worth double sleeving.
  2. Out of all of the cards he happened to fuck up the most important and probably most expensive one?
  3. It's likely that he was sleeving the commander first, so its that easy for him to be frustrated? I wonder if the other tranchers have to deal with his rage quits from Overwatch.
  4. Kevin you're a man who has large man hands, it's easy to shuffle the entire 100 card deck without splitting it in half, unlike an actual woman. Why do you care for thickness?
  5. Is it that hard to just split the deck in half to shuffle it KevKev?
 
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I have less than a shadow of doubt Wedge and Kevvie and the rest of this clown show are insane. They experience a literal break with reality and instead of trying to bridge that gap they just double down on the crazy. Which, on some level, is vaguely impressive. They look at everyone else and literally go "no they're the wrong ones." Most insane people are a bigger threat to themselves than others anyway, the ones who stab randoms on the street are far rarer than the ones who cut their own junk off.

Plus, it clearly impedes their normal function which is usually the standard for getting treatment. I'd also point out that mental health is kind of a big joke and prone to following political/social trends as well as whatever big Pharma tells them. Example being that doctors can't usually tell you why a specific med does what it does, they just know it will (consider benzos like xanax started for seizure treatment and they figured out it'll treat anxiety too mostly by accident.) Doctors will also push medications they have representatives coming to their office from, even if its pretty clear that med is less effective than an older med they aren't getting kick backs from.

The sad part of this tale is that these are sick men who need help but instead doctors have decided that treating the delusions by convincing the patient not only are they the truth but can somehow manifest in reality is the better option. I'd feel bad for them if they weren't...well them.
I’d have to agree. These people don’t know what it’s like to live in the real world where you have to actually do something productive to buy whatever random shit you decide you need one day, much less pay your necessary bills. Why bother doing anything when you can get other internet weirdos to donate to you GFM or whatever by doing the absolute minimum of sharing the link? Imagine having to deal with people that disagree with any belief you may hold?!

They love to convince themselves that everyone else is in the wrong because they surround themselves in the hugbox of “allies” and other troons. (Cow crossover.. Rhys/Rachel McKinnon/Veronica Ivy openly boasts about using some bot or list type thing that automatically blocks certain accounts on Twitter). IIRC the current number blocked is 100k+ and some are so bizarre, blocked just because they’ve mentioned or followed a certain account. The list keeps growing.

Maybe PL?.. I’m a medfag, I’ve worked in a few countries. Some with healthcare paid for by the government (for everyone, regardless of income) and some that are insurance based. It is far too easy for people like them to google symptoms of gender dysphoria, get a physician appointment, rattle off the rehearsed list and get referred to a psychiatrist and a ”gender specialist” or whatever they’d be referred to in a certain country, get all the relevant signatures from “professionals” and waltz their way into hormones and extremely invasive surgeries. seemingly a lot of people working in medicine are too fearful of losing their jobs or being “cancelled” by telling someone, “nah, you’re not trans, maybe it could be something else that we should explore.” Then they’ll make appointments with consultants that can’t help them appropriately and they’ll scream tRaNsPhObIa all over social media to their pre-approved list of followers.

I‘ll go out on a limb here and assume that I’m not the only Kiwi whose friends/acquaintances don’t post constantly on SM about their genitalia and tweet absolute degenerate shit about feeling aroused. Take that shit to the DMs if you really wanna, bro. The public display of it makes it too obvious for the CisHet weirdos that you’re only doing this shit to pretend that you can still feel any kind of arousal.

EDIT: I’m too tired for proper spelling
 
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Also, its fucking retarded how peak modern journalism is just taking a ton of twitter shit takes and then putting them in an article and hitting send.
This is honestly what I hate most about Twitter.
I believe he said she just up and left one day and took all his shit and also maxed out the credit cards or something, but who knows what the truth is.
"All transwidow escapes are based." - Sun Tzu

Kevin's outburst of male rage on that magic card has me thinking that we're nearing a low point in the Kev Cycle. We might get some Tweets about feeling cramped, not having privacy, feeling put upon by roommates.
Then, at the nadir, all those bad feelings will be obliterated by a toy purchase.
 
I’d have to agree. These people don’t know what it’s like to live in the real world where you have to actually do something productive to buy whatever random shit you decide you need one day, much less pay your necessary bills. Why bother doing anything when you can get other internet weirdos to donate to you GFM or whatever by doing the absolute minimum of sharing the link? Imagine having to deal with people that disagree with any belief you may hold?!

They love to convince themselves that everyone else is in the wrong because they surround themselves in the hugbox of “allies” and other troons. (Cow crossover.. Rhys/Rachel McKinnon/Veronica Ivy openly boasts about using some bot or list type thing that automatically blocks certain accounts on Twitter). IIRC the current number blocked is 100k+ and some are so bizarre, blocked just because they’ve mentioned or followed a certain account. The list keeps growing.

Maybe PL?.. I’m a medfag, I’ve worked in a few countries. Some with healthcare paid for by the government (for everyone, regardless of income) and some that are insurance based. It is far too easy for people like them to google symptoms of gender dysphoria, get a physician appointment, rattle off the rehearsed list and get referred to a psychiatrist and a ”gender specialist” or whatever they’d be referred to in a certain country, get all the relevant signatures from “professionals” and waltz their way into hormones and extremely invasive surgeries. seemingly a lot of people working in medicine are too fearful of losing their jobs or being “cancelled” by telling someone, “nah, you’re not trans, maybe it could be something else that we should explore.” Then they’ll make appointments with consultants that can’t help them appropriately and they’ll scream tRaNsPhObIa all over social media to their pre-approved list of followers.

I‘ll go out on a limb here and assume that I’m not the only Kiwi whose friends/acquaintances don’t post constantly on SM about their genitalia and tweet absolute degenerate shit about feeling aroused. Take that shit to the DMs if you really wanna, bro. The public display of it makes it too obvious for the CisHet weirdos that you’re only doing this shit to pretend that you can still feel any kind of arousal.

EDIT: I’m too tired for proper spelling
Possible PL: Also medfag, but with a psych background.

The issue here is that insane is a legal term--it doesn't mean 'delusional.' It means a specific type of delusional, and the phrase 'criminally insane' is redundant, because that's the only type of insane there is. We'd likely have noticed if Kev and the Tranchers were insane, because there'd have been shit like a shootout with a group they were 100% convinced was an attack squad led by Earl cleverly disguised as...I don't know...schoolbus full of kids? Several cop cars? An ambulance? All of the above? But I'm pretty sure we'd notice something like this.

A lot of people who go into clinical psych (any flavor) will believe anything. It's like most of the people who get a BA in psych with any skill for telling when they've got somebody faking go into careers in selling used cars and other fishy items instead of going for a career in clinical...which, actually, I kind of get because a lot of people who get a BA in psych are people who just rolled with the default major their randomly-assigned overworked advisor picked for them. And if you want to hate everybody, being in a default major because you're actually interested in the subject is pretty effective.

This is also the kind of place I'd expect Kev to have landed if he had gotten shipped off to college--he'd go the lazy river route, putting in as little effort as possible (which probably would be a lot when there wasn't a group project providing people to leech off of) and getting the degree picked for him, probably floating along onto grad school just to avoid having to think about getting a job...and depending on the route, ending up some permanent guest lecturer on Queer Studies (RateMyProfessor: 0 stars, Prof literally reeks) or the kind of shrink who can only help if what you really need is just to be reassured that no matter how fucked in the head you are...you're still not as crazy as that person.

But being trans is, currently, a pretty good pick if you're munchie-inclined. Anybody doubts you? Chimp out and REEEE about tRaNsPhObIa. Run into one of the trans people who is actually wanting to prevent unnecessary treatment? Insist they're truscum as part of the REEing. It's just very hard right now to not succeed, possibly more than actually wanted to succeed. The specialists are actually kind of shit at listening if somebody says "...actually, I don't think I want the hormones and extremely invasive surgeries, I want off."
 
I thought that part was painfully obvious. But I'm sure they'll get around to insisting that the misogynistic terms they're wanting to be used to refer to natal women like 'menstruators' are "TERF ideology."
The funniest one of these is definitely "penis-haver". Call your local transgirl a "penis-haver" and watch the chimp out.
 
The funniest one of these is definitely "penis-haver". Call your local transgirl a "penis-haver" and watch the chimp out.
Not misogynist, but honestly, a stupid choice for them to make.

If you're fine dealing with repeat chimp-outs there's always following it with cheerful "Well, if you don't want it, there's a really easy way to fix that!"

I mean, any connoisseur of tales of ER hijinks probably knows many ways to go from penis-haver to penis-had-er. (Including some where clearly the penis-had-er was tripping balls the whole time.)

I should add: This doesn't mean I endorse mutilation. This is merely an observation it's generally a bad idea to chimp out about such things and be an entitled asshole about such problems, because you don't want the simple solution applied.
 
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