Obscure Laughingstocks - Lolcows without substantial online presence.

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Damn, that vid was pretty lulzy. Even without knowing a thing about him, you can tell this was some kind of attempt at trying to right his wrongs, live a fantasy, cope with loneliness, etc. But the fact there's actual fan art -- not troll art -- is pretty...amazing, I guess. Maybe scary. Probably a mixture of amazement and horror! Seeing that the hat actually existed literally made me choke on my friggin' drink, no lie. Hell I didn't know that was a hat at first. I thought it was a football helmet missing the faceguard with furry ears blued/protruding from the top in the video. It's a shame that this is seemingly the only episode of Mike and Melissa. The guy has some potential to be lolcow material, but he's either too lazy, busy, or wised up and quit before any real damage could be done.

Oh yeah, and that fucking "Beer!" song is still stuck in my head after a whole goddamn hour. X__X


drtoboggan said:
So the skunk is probably ok with a malodorous partner?
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Well, yeah, I mean...she's a skunk. Probably why he chose skunks over everything else lol.
 
The guy has some potential to be lolcow material, but he's either too lazy, busy, or wised up and quit before any real damage could be done.
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He had a public facebook at some point that was 'joint owned' with his magical purple skunk girlfriend. He's since either deleted it or hidden it last i saw, though!

Also I'm glad you were able to find some amusement in this guy, that video of his sure is... something else. Admittedly I'm still kind of curious what he's currently up to!
 
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Brooks Show
https://www.youtube.com/user/BrooksShow/featured

He actually puts out a pretty good amount of content, but this is easy when you shamelessly rip off other people's ideas.

You may have seen Cinema Sins' "Everything Wrong with ___ in X Minutes or Less". Brooks Show saw the success of that idea and said "Don't mind if I do."

Remember those NFL Bad Lip Reading videos? He's hacked that as well.

Unfortunately not even beloved bits from Jimmy Kimmel aren't safe from Brooks Show's theft.

 
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So. I think the kiwis from the kailyn/ Maria thread would appreciate this. So, Ami is an Australian woman who likes perfume. Like, really reallllly likes perfume. So much so, that when she got a divorce, she spent her entire savings account on about 600+ bottles of perfume. This is her perfume collection video. She has 5 perfume collection videos....and she still keeps buying more perfume. Many (if not most) of her perfumes are over 200 dollars a bottle. She's my new favorite hoarder.


I find her voice oddly relaxing though.




so much perfume!
 
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tpirman1982. I've known him since forever. He's an autistic guy who is OBSESSED with Minerva Mink from Animaniacs, and does shitty MS Paint Rule 34 of her.

He's also nutso over The Price Is Right, and will put TPIR graphics and sounds in anything and everything, including videos of him at the fair. He's even bought a lot of props pertaining to the show, such as old microphones and signed photos of the crew. He has even e-mailed George Gray (the show's announcer) with pictures of his collection.

Other obsessions include public transport buses, Butch Hartman cartoons (except Danny Phantom), Sonic the Hedgehog, and streetlights.

Check out his lovely Angelfire page on streetlights, with a layout that looked tacky and dated even when he first put the site up in '06: http://www.angelfire.com/planet/tpirman1982/

FurAffinity: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/tpirman1982/

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/tpirman1982/videos
 
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littlebiscuits said:
So. I think the kiwis from the kailyn/ Maria thread would appreciate this. So, Ami is an Australian woman who likes perfume. Like, really reallllly likes perfume. So much so, that when she got a divorce, she spent her entire savings account on about 600+ bottles of perfume. This is her perfume collection video. She has 5 perfume collection videos....and she still keeps buying more perfume. Many (if not most) of her perfumes are over 200 dollars a bottle. She's my new favorite hoarder.


I find her voice oddly relaxing though.




so much perfume!
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I say we get all the people in the universe to spritz every bottle of perfume at once and see if we destroy the earth or not
 
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I can't be the only one who's heard of Morrakiu. Dude's a small-name Youtube personality who is essentially a living caricature of reddit. He's militantly atheist to the point where he views all religion anywhere forever as a stupid bad thing and he has a border-line religious obsession with Ron Paul to the point where he calls atheists who disagree with him 'statheists' in his hilariously strawman-filled rants. He also fancies himnself a 'lolol epic truoll' and substitutes internet memes for humor on the reg. Iused to watch his dramatic readings of chick tracts until it became obvious he was just an aspergian zealot who used his videos as an outlet for his chimping.

He did an entire video pretending he wasn't asshurt over a single paragraph on rationalwiki calling him a crank.
 
Semi-tumblr famous cow Ellie Steinig, aka slayboybunny (recently changed her URL because it was RACIS, can't find the post specifically explaining it though)
Feminist, fat (though some people on /pt/ find her morderately atractive), massive SJW, shit artist and narcissus incarnate.

Doesn't give a fuck about her awful tumblr grammar and uses her english tutoring skills to justify that
Her amazon wishlist and her NSFW wishlist (oh here we go)
Her ugly mug (TW: ARMPIT HAIR)
Shite art
Her tag for talking about fatties

I really do wish she was a bigger cow, then I'd have endless enjoyment out of her
 
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CodyTheKingOfYouTube? Smug autist who attacks more popular YouTubers for having adult content in their videos, throws accusations of paedophilia around like it's no big deal and dismisses naysayers - 100% of the people who comment on his vile three minute videos - as SJWs.
 
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Thought of another: dth1971, whom I think I've mentioned before. I first encountered him on a Yahoo! group dedicated to retail. He would constantly post "Does anyone remember [name of chain]?" or "What was [name of chain] like?" and had an obsession with Chuck E. Cheese's. Over time, the "What was [name of chain] like?" posts were getting so repetitive that he got blocked from the group. Other than seeing him sporadically post on other retail fora, usually with the same things, I thought that was it.

Much later, I found him on a game show forum, where he made other similarly autistic posts rambling incoherently about GSN's time-compression. He also posted on a Price Is Right forum whining about how they were still using an older design of Pop Tarts boxes for a pricing game, and he had to turn his head away from the screen every time it came up. I also found him on DeviantArt: http://dth1971.deviantart.com/gallery/ He's 44 — let me repeat that, he is FORTY-FOUR — and he draws like a toddler. Almost all of his art pertains to comic strips, Arthur, or Chuck E. Cheese's in some way.
 
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