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50 bit bitch said:
Needs an edit with dsp in the pic; vest, goatee. receding hairline
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I hope this is okay for you.

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Edit: Just made some small tweaks so re-uploaded.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Phil notes twice during this evening's prestream that he is paying for BTTV for his audience, they do not have to pay. It's $5, Phil. Calm the fuck down.
He also installed his AC. So he is glad to announce that all vests are eligible tonight because the AC is in! He doesn't say anything, but I assume the AC is responsible for this delay, as was adding additional emotes. Derich gets special instruction to install BTTV so he can also enjoy all the silly emotes. Are any of them pornstars? If not, I can't see him really caring. DSPCoomer

There is now a struggle though, as Phil can't wear his headphones, which means that the AC needs to be turned down so that he can hear the headphones around his neck.
Any topic can be up for discussion tonight, but no drama bullshit. That's banned. We'll see how long that lasts this evening...

He did not mention the $500 from the earlier stream.

EDIT: We're back to belching into the mic. Why? Because Philip needs to drink seltzer water on stream.
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Window AC? That cannot be allowed under HOA.
 
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Phil is afraid to go to fucking Wal-Mart. He's going to shit his pajama bottoms if he finds out some furry whacko who feels betrayed is writing creepy poems that mention guns about him.

Also, I started listening to the new Tevin video last night and fucking LOL'd when he said "Phil kicked Kat out of the house after she lost The Kentucky Derby."
 
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Jackie Puppet said:
Also, I started listening to the new Tevin video last night and fucking LOL'd when he said "Phil kicked Kat out of the house after she lost The Kentucky Derby."
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Could someone please give like a brief timestamp recap of the highlights of Tevin's stream? I can't listen to all five hours, even in the background.
 
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Jackie Puppet said:
Phil kicked Kat out of the house after she lost The Kentucky Derby.
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That joke was funny as hell but maybe that was the “divorce joke” Phil was referring to?? Anyway, Phil is still a bitch because that is a funny joke, and he takes it way too seriously.

Edit: that and the “horses can have natural red hair” joke were S tier
 
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Salubrious said:
Could someone please give like a brief timestamp recap of the highlights of Tevin's stream? I can't listen to all five hours, even in the background.
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Gonna be hard to do that because 1 it means someone watching through and timestamping, and 2 the good stuff is debatable. For example @Jackie Puppet just commented on the Kentucky derby line but that was actually just a random cheer, wasn't even a Tevin line just one of his fans. If you're a fan of Tevin it's a good slow burn watch that could last a week or more, if you aren't such a big fan of Tevin's style of stream where half the time is just TTS jokes from chat then it's really not even worth watching for the few good parts.

The only important thing anyone needs to take away from Tevin's stream the other night is that he said even when he was FULLY BANNED FROM TWITCH he was still paid for his final month's earning before the ban.
 
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Jackie Puppet said:
Also, I started listening to the new Tevin video last night and fucking LOL'd when he said "Phil kicked Kat out of the house after she lost The Kentucky Derby."
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That would be a funny way to fuck with Phil have usernames in chat named after Kentucky Derby winners "American Pharaoh just tipped and said to tell Kat what's up".
 
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Times are really down at the Burnell condominio he is selling off memorabilia of him and john.

www.ebay.com

VERY RARE! YouTubers DarksydePhil AND John Rambo AUTOGRAPHED Goldeneye 007 Game | eBay

John Rambo and DSP used to be friends until DSP ruined everything. DSP notoriously mistreated John Rambo for years. DSP scolded Rambo like a schoolteacher on YouTube. It was DSP’s fault he lost Rambo as a friend.
www.ebay.com

A few things even as a joke this is stupid as shit, What the fuck is that autograph, I wonder how much it cost that guy to get Phil to scribble his username on this?
 
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Crooked 16th said:
Times are really down at the Burnell condominio he is selling off memorabilia of him and john.

www.ebay.com

VERY RARE! YouTubers DarksydePhil AND John Rambo AUTOGRAPHED Goldeneye 007 Game | eBay

John Rambo and DSP used to be friends until DSP ruined everything. DSP notoriously mistreated John Rambo for years. DSP scolded Rambo like a schoolteacher on YouTube. It was DSP’s fault he lost Rambo as a friend.
www.ebay.com

A few things even as a joke this is stupid as shit, What the fuck is that autograph, I wonder how much it cost that guy to get Phil to scribble his username on this?
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Edit: What year would this have been? How old was DSP then? They say a person's signature can say a lot about them. This reminds me of scrawling my favourite bandnames into my high school exercise books.
 
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Crooked 16th said:
Times are really down at the Burnell condominio he is selling off memorabilia of him and john.

www.ebay.com

VERY RARE! YouTubers DarksydePhil AND John Rambo AUTOGRAPHED Goldeneye 007 Game | eBay

John Rambo and DSP used to be friends until DSP ruined everything. DSP notoriously mistreated John Rambo for years. DSP scolded Rambo like a schoolteacher on YouTube. It was DSP’s fault he lost Rambo as a friend.
www.ebay.com

A few things even as a joke this is stupid as shit, What the fuck is that autograph, I wonder how much it cost that guy to get Phil to scribble his username on this?
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He says it's not a joke but then the price. No one will ever pay that, not even the most depraved autist. Now if it were bidding based I might believe it.
 
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YUGE PROPS to Nigel for, I'm assuming, helping to get that dex article created! If Phil ever addresses it, it'll be interesting to hear the pignosis spell he chooses to cast..perhaps a "FAKE NEWSS!1" summon? Who knows...


Now, I've posted this on various YouTube comment sections/etc, but never really got an answer... though I know the answer is fairly obvious likely. What I mean is, after getting into watching Twitch in the last 6 months - typically ppl with anywhere from 10 to 500 viewers - it really hit me how much of a despicable fuck DSP is. I already knew his brand of constant tip-shaming & begging was unique... but of all the streamers I watch, none ever bring up money, other than when they are actually donated/subbed to. Nor do they have tip goals regularly displayed; sub goals are normal, & some will have "xxx to afford new PC set-up/something beneficial to the stream itself", but never just a flat 0/$200. Hell, even the hot tub streamers don't bring it up (not like they need to really). & if they get tipped at all, let alone $50+, they are ecstatic & extremely grateful.

So my point is... if you were to describe to anyone how Phil treats his audience & his endless begging... they'd be horrified & in disbelief. Obviously most ppl don't even know who DSP is; I've name-dropped him a lot in various streams & rarely get anyone remotely familiar w/ him. & even if they know of him, they likely aren't familiar w/ his lore, outside of the beating-off incident. But again.. my long-winded point is... how the hell haven't either more online websites or drama/news channels ever exposed, or even just covered his extremely shady tactics??? If any ever have, I'd assume I'd have read it here or watched it on 1 of the various detractor ytubers..


Now, I realize this is a double-edged sword. On one hand, exposing his bs would cause him to freak, maybe break the pignosis on some, & rally ppl to perhaps 'cancel' him somehow (idk how but it'd at least make companies less inclined to ever help him). On the other hand though, this would bring him exposure. Now we all know that pigs hate exposure, especially big, dumb, ugly pigs..... but pigluck would dictate that somehow he'd gain a few new fans, & at least 1 would probably be on the OIC spectrum.

Still I'd argue that having him more widely exposed would be worth it... but anyway, figured I'd type up & post this mess, as it's been on my mind lately. I'm sure I'm not the first to think/ask this, but yeah.
 
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Crooked 16th said:
Times are really down at the Burnell condominio he is selling off memorabilia of him and john.

www.ebay.com

VERY RARE! YouTubers DarksydePhil AND John Rambo AUTOGRAPHED Goldeneye 007 Game | eBay

John Rambo and DSP used to be friends until DSP ruined everything. DSP notoriously mistreated John Rambo for years. DSP scolded Rambo like a schoolteacher on YouTube. It was DSP’s fault he lost Rambo as a friend.
www.ebay.com

A few things even as a joke this is stupid as shit, What the fuck is that autograph, I wonder how much it cost that guy to get Phil to scribble his username on this?
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Cahm ahn shirtlessmofo! You know you want it.
 
UaineRunei said:
Mods, ban Nigel for terrorism, please. Thank you.

Also, I'm getting desensitized when I see shit like this... Maybe I'm in the vortex way past the "safe" zone, fml
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Lmao... look at these various books on Amazon too. This Paul Werkema guy likes doing these piglore fantasy tales, which is harmless enough & pretty humorous tbh. This is another potential gold dust mine if referenced correctly in a stream.



Amazon.com: DSP in Through the Snorts of Madness eBook: Werkema, Paul: Kindle Store

DSP in Through the Snorts of Madness - Kindle edition by Werkema, Paul. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading DSP in Through the Snorts of Madness.
www.amazon.com
 
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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
When he was moving into the Wakhando he did mention in a vlahg that he financed his furniture.
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bajagoogoo said:
Phil rents his furniture. How very on-brand.
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"Financed" means he opened a credit line with them, typically to get a low interest rate. The catch is that if you don't pay it off before the promo is over, you owe interest for the full promo period.
tomstone said:
around 4-6 / year (celebratory begathons not included)
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Check the "Read First" post. I put all the begathons i could think of and find in there.
 
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Salubrious said:
4) Gambling habit. We have a whole thread for that. Unlike a drug habit, this has no limit to the bottom of the pit.
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And in Phil's case, it's especially bottomless because he's never going to do anything about it. Not even quietly, because even if he was willing to do the work (which he isn't), and willing to part with the money (which he isn't), to get into addiction therapy, he then has to explain his numerous absences. Not to mention the fact that once he stops playing Champions and starts taking more days off to go to therapy, we're going to know exactly what is going on, and he has still given himself away as being the owner of that account. Which he doesn't want to do.

The only way out of this hell is through a hotter one, which serves to keep him right where he is. Forever.
 
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