The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[AMHOLIO]

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"You know what will improve our SEO & look as a business? Illiteracy and me BDSMing the person correcting me, forcing others to look at our kink."

I know Penny and pals are insulated from outsiders, but how are you so blindingly oblivious to your own tism? Being so insecure about your lifestyle that you lock yourself away and delude yourself is one hell of a trip.

I imagine Phil makes Kevin put away 3 transformers slowly for an hour as punishment.

 

[Coccxys]

I thought the BDSM community was all about not doing that shit in public as others don't consent to be part of your degeneracy. So apparently add another 1 to the list of things the troons can't do correctly.

 

[Nothing To See Here]

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Didn't someone here post a video of some milf shearing an alpaca a while back, where she said it was really difficult because alpacas like to wriggle and don't like being sheared? And also that if you accidentally nick the male's pensis even a tiny bit, they die? Can't imagine that having a bunch of ham-handed random troons coming over and waving sharp objects near the paca is going to go terribly well...

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Didn't someone here post a video of some milf shearing an alpaca a while back, where she said it was really difficult because alpacas like to wriggle and don't like being sheared?

IIRC that was in the original Kev thread.

And also that if you accidentally nick the male's pensis even a tiny bit, they die? Can't imagine that having a bunch of ham-handed random troons coming over and waving sharp objects near the paca is going to go terribly well...

They can't do it right even if they don't injure the animals - they were shorn in the late autumn of last year, so they were definitely cold and their pelt(?) might not even be long enough for a shearing now. These troons are chronically exceptional FUCKING RETARDED.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

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I just realized they're trying to get people to do farm work for them for free here. It's like asking your friends to help you move with the promise of pizza.

 

[AnOminous]

I just realized they're trying to get people to do farm work for them for free here. It's like asking your friends to help you move with the promise of pizza.

On top of that, it's work that requires skill and there's a real risk of injuring the animals if you set a bunch of incompetent, probably drug addled sex pervert amateurs loose with shears.

 

[craven rutherfordium]

On top of that, it's work that requires skill and there's a real risk of injuring the animals if you set a bunch of incompetent, probably drug addled sex pervert amateurs loose with shears.

It's really easy to use shears in Minecraft so idk what you're talking about.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

I just realized they're trying to get people to do farm work for them for free here. It's like asking your friends to help you move with the promise of pizza.

Hey, at least they're not making people bring their own food this time. That's an improvement.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Hey, at least they're not making people bring their own food this time. That's an improvement.

If you're volunteering at that place, you probably should. And keep it under lock and key for good measure.

 

[Baloney Face]

I thought the BDSM community was all about not doing that shit in public as others don't consent to be part of your degeneracy. So apparently add another 1 to the list of things the troons can't do correctly.

The BDSM community == people who like their fun but care what other people think.
It comes from having a stake in the larger community and civilization in general.

The Tranchers have in effect seceded from humanity.

 

[Apotheosis of the Liver]

So let's estimate that they're 150 alpacas to shear. If they are doing it over three days that would mean 50 alpacas a day.
Now shearing is hard work, and a three person job. So no wonder Penny is looking for help, I'm not sure he can put together one team.
A work day is maybe 8 hours maximum, after we take out time for Breakfast, Second Breakfast, Elevenses, Luncheon, Afternoon Tea, Dinner, Supper, and any extra breaks.
That gives them 9.6 minutes to shear one alpaca. The internet says a professional can shear an alpaca in six minutes, which leaves a whole 3 minutes to lead in, restrain, and release the alpaca.
So I guess the question is. Do we think the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch members are professional alpaca shearers?

Also they say this is a good time for trimming feet, and giving vaccinations, but I doubt the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch bothers with anything that might effect their overhead.

 

[Gone Ham]

So let's estimate that they 150 alpacas to shear. If they are doing it over three days that would mean 50 alpacas a day.
Now shearing is hard work, and a three person job. So no wonder Penny is looking for help, I'm not sure he can put together one team.
A work day is maybe 8 hours maximum, after we take out time for Breakfast, Second Breakfast, Elevenses, Luncheon, Afternoon Tea, Dinner, Supper, and any extra breaks.
That gives them 9.6 minutes to shear one alpaca. The internet says a professional can shear an alpaca in six minutes, which leaves a whole 3 minutes to lead in, restrain, and release the alpaca.
So I guess the question is. Do we think the Tranch members are professional alpaca shearers?

Also they say this is a good time for trimming feet, and giving vaccinations, but I doubt the Tranch bothers with anything that might effect their overhead.

They also showed that they need more than 3 people because they had to physically restrain the alpacas with like 5 people in the fall, meaning that they have no clue and will kill multiple alpacas. I put the body count at over 10 from the shearing

 

[The Final Troondown]

>anti trans firing squads.
where do I sign up

Contact wpwwEARL1488@kiwifarms.net

 

[the khat quaffer]

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JFC. Can’t these morons do anything right? The state of that baby lamb....

Jesus Christ does that man have grayscale on his hand?? Get away from that lamb!

 

[Nothing To See Here]

So I guess the question is. Do we think the Tranch members are professional alpaca shearers?

Frankly, I don't even know if they know how shears work.

 

[Vaclav]

Would you eat anything cooked by a man wearing a shit-filled nappy?



That photo just about sums up the Tranch. A line of half-assed fenceposts falling down in different directions, snaking across a Verdun like landscape, separating one patch of mud from another.

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They're not even at the edge of their property, so I don't know what they're defending themselves against. The forthcoming troon civil war? The pleb uprising? Are they already getting ready to concede half their land?

edit - I only just noticed in the blown up photo, but that jackhammer he's using to tamp in the poles is electric powered. See the cable at the bottom of the picture. So every time they want to use it they have to unplug Kevin, cart their last working generator out in to the field, start it up and then plug in. Did they expect to find power sockets dotted handily around outside when they bought it, or are they just totally gormless. That's a rhetorical question of course.

I'm marveling at the fact that Kevin puts up with this. It'd be a lot more convenient for him to live in a city apartment where he would have power around the clock and more access to confused teenagers. If the adults there tried to stop him from running kids-only D&D sessions in the library he could have them cancelled.

"All right kids, the party is preparing to enter the Magical Realm. In order to pass through the etheric barrier that separates it from the outside world, you must don one of the enchanted latex armors. Make your selection!"

(drops dog-eared BDSM clothing catalog on table)

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I'm marveling at the fact that Kevin puts up with this. It'd be a lot more convenient for him to live in a city apartment where he would have power around the clock and more access to confused teenagers. If the adults there tried to stop him from running kids-only D&D sessions in the library he could have them cancelled.

"All right kids, the party is preparing to enter the Magical Realm. In order to pass through the etheric barrier that separates it from the outside world, you must don one of the enchanted latex armors. Make your selection!"

(drops dog-eared BDSM clothing catalog on table)

Kev couldn't survive on his own without Pennywise and Troon Boone - or at least comparable flatmates. You've (probably) seen his awkward waddle on video, how he can't even lift too much weight because of his AM HOLE. He can't cook, he can't clean, he can't even keep his personal space clutter-free, let alone do any other chore.
The only people who'd put up with him is other deranged troons like his "owner", Mxstress Philip "Penny" Matthew Logue.

 

[hot hot leg]

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Everyone is invited? Hell yeah! Road trip!

 

[Aunt Carol]

If a volunteer seriously injures an alpaca during this clownshow, it's a win/win for the Tranch.

One less alpaca to feed, and an outsider who can be guilted into monetary donations. For the alpaca's medical care? ...Sure, yeah.

 

[vulg]

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Rest in peace Richard, I hope you don't have to see what became of your people.

"AN ALPACA! AN ALPACA! MY KINGDOM FOR AN ALPACA!"