Celebrity Azealia Amanda Banks / Azealia Banks / cheapyxousa - Legendary dramacow, rapper from the 212, practicing witch, cat taxidermist, master troll, fights with everyone and everything

[tehpope]

I'd probably put this in the OP IMO, but she first got noticed for her song 212.

that was 9 fucking years ago. Jesus. Also her Fantasea mixtape is okay.

 

[Ramona]

I’ve been avoiding reading into her since like 2009 just because the rabbit hole is so deep.
I remember seeing her spread in SPIN around then and being like “who tf is this”. She was dressed like a slutty mermaid LOL

I think she was being set up for super stardom, a lot of people were invested in her but girl ended up being a liability lol not that it seems to matter if the Ireland concert is any indication. She would obviously rather keep being insane and make less money then have to try and behave herself. It’s p funny.

Grimes seems emotionally stunted, I’m gonna have to call her an autist like her retard husband. Those texts from her before the fight are super raw and desperate. Lets find you a BF so we can be pregnant at the same time?! Telling her all that company shit, she clearly thought they were close friends after not that long. Pretty sad and weird.
Not v cool of AB to freak on her for trying to wrangle her high bf and buying her a ticket to go home so she can avoid it. Instead she stayed a few more days because she was insulted by that? Azelia where is Grimes going to live if she doesn’t babysit him, she has no career prospects left and no raw talent. Lmao I would fucking sell that property just so she couldn’t possibly come back and bully me if I were Grimes. This bitch is piss mean.

Also why can’t she hire someone to deal with her dead animals lol she def likes playing with carcasses.

She’s crazy and I would not have sex with her go into the witch cave.

@Hamberlard Raid this is an excellent collection of insane things that was very funny

 

[Spatula]

Remember when she was on Nick(gurr) Cannon's ratched ass Wild n Out show that got dropped after he went racist against white people, but more importantly anti semitic?

They made our girl sad

The aftermath

She also performed Anna Wintour to these obviously musically handicapped people who can't even appreciate her musical talent, so they awkwardly do some hood dancing in the background

This song does not belong to this show.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Grimes seems emotionally stunted, I’m gonna have to call her an autist like her retard husband. Those texts from her before the fight are super raw and desperate. Lets find you a BF so we can be pregnant at the same time?! Telling her all that company shit, she clearly thought they were close friends after not that long. Pretty sad and weird.
Not v cool of AB to freak on her for trying to wrangle her high bf and buying her a ticket to go home so she can avoid it. Instead she stayed a few more days because she was insulted by that? Azelia where is Grimes going to live if she doesn’t babysit him, she has no career prospects left and no raw talent. Lmao I would fucking sell that property just so she couldn’t possibly come back and bully me if I were Grimes. This bitch is piss mean.

Grimes is a weirdo, but this paragraph is just straight unhinged.

Azealia... zat you?

 

[Mr Pancakes]

Great taste OP! Azealia never fails to entertain, shes one of the best if not the best lolcow going, if only for the originality for some of her batshit antics. Long may she reign.

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[CobraPlissken]

 

[T0oCoolFool]

Thanks for this thread OP. This is the first thread in a long time that has me legitimately laughing out loud. I always knew she was a troll but I had no idea how deep that rabbit hole went.

I mean this sincerely, not being snarky: Azealia is a genius and has a way with words. She is a true word smith.

 

[Ramona]

Grimes is a weirdo, but this paragraph is just straight unhinged.

Azealia... zat you?

If anything I thought I was gonna get called a faggot for feeling bad for Grimes.

Azelia would NEVER

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

One of these artists ended up winning a Grammy and (possibly) turning gay because of it

The other did a dead chicken ritual while going on rants randomly talking trash about white people.

 

[White Devil]

Never heard of this nigress and after reading the OP, I'm glad of it.

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

I always think Azealia is the next Lil’ Kim.
Her music is fire tho

 

[Clicky]

I would sacrifice every damn chicken in the world for her to get with Kanye now that he's single.



That amount of pure mental illness could destroy entire countries. We need it.

 

[Umaibae]

Zoomers only dislike her because they weren't going to clubs when 212 dropped.

It changed the game.

Also, thanks to think thread for reminding me that I, in fact, did see Azalea live during the Fantasea era for a work thing. It was great.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

I would sacrifice every damn chicken in the world for her to get with Kanye now that he's single.

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That amount of pure mental illness could destroy entire countries. We need it.

I love how she has absolutely no filter whatsoever.

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

Oh, I remember the bitch's visit to Russia.



She soes trolling of the highest order everywhere she goes.
Is she insane for real or it's all a PR persona she constructed? Maybe all the animal corpse pillaging is just for the views?

 

[Big Ruski]

Azealia Banks is the inverted form of the "Magical Negro Trope" Instead of helping whites with her magical powers she wants to use it to destroy them.



In all seriousness, I'm sure much (if not all) of her anger stems from the black community. I think she plays up the whole "I hAte WhItE PeOpLe" and "Tough Black Woman" image because its the only common ground they have. Other then that, they just see her as a weirdo oreo for her hobbies, likes, and tastes. I think she envies Grimes since she can be a "weirdo" and not be tethered by these things.

Its a shame her behavior gets the best of her, I only knew her for her antics and not her music which is a common theme in her career.

 

[AmHole]

Man I love me some Azealia Banks.

Yung Rapunxel and Anna Wintour are fucking fire. The fact that she calls out gays is a nice little cherry on top.

I still remember the Lady Gaga drama she had. They collabed and had finished the song, but of course our little Azealia Banks got in fight with Gaga and the song was scrapped from Gaga's album. The song was leaked eventually by someone unknown (though everyone theorizes it was Azealia).

 

[Akashic Retard]

I think she was being set up for super stardom, a lot of people were invested in her but girl ended up being a liability

Iirc she was discovered by TI but squandered the opportunity in typical fashion. Seemed to do alright without him. *shrug*


Here's one of her lesser known songs made very early in her career and one of my favorites even though it's very short. Far more conventional rap than what she's been up to since, so I'm guessing TI had something to do with it. Also, this was uploaded in 2010 which means Azealia Banks has been kicking around in public for over 10 years now which is insane to me.

 

[Celestine]

Azealia joining the Farms is extremely but my god, could I dream.

She has such a genuine smile. Quickly looking through her Instagram, her face looks exactly the same - I can't discern any cosmetic surgery but I'm also not good at picking that out. She must have a hell of a skincare routine.

 

[TheProdigalStunna]

I would sacrifice every damn chicken in the world for her to get with Kanye now that he's single.

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That amount of pure mental illness could destroy entire countries. We need it.

That would be another Sid & Nancy waiting to happen. I'm not sure the Chaos Gods would be quite so devious.