The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[The Final Troondown]

In Custer County, Owners Of Tenacious Unicorn Ranch Pack Heat And Build A Fence In The Face Of Harassment

An alpaca ranch seeking to be a safe haven for transgender people has exposed some cultural tensions in deep red Custer County.

www.cpr.org

what is with the nodding dog journalism? If penny says the sales bring in more than the grift why doesn’t the reporter total up the sales, detract etsy’s cut and compare it to all available grift minus the go fund me cut and report on it then ask penny for comment on these figures like a real investigative journalist would do?

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

what is with the nodding dog journalism? If penny says the sales bring in more than the grift why doesn’t the reporter total up the sales, detract etsy’s cut and compare it to all available grift minus the go fund me cut and report on it then ask penny for comment on these figures like a real investigative journalist would do?

That would be a hate crime, you fucking bigot.

 

[Surfin Terf]

what is with the nodding dog journalism? If penny says the sales bring in more than the grift why doesn’t the reporter total up the sales, detract etsy’s cut and compare it to all available grift minus the go fund me cut and report on it then ask penny for comment on these figures like a real investigative journalist would do?

Because if you're an investigative journalist then the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is low-hanging fruit. Scroll through their twitter for a few minutes and you'll find the pictures of neglected animals that they themselves posted.
And if you do put in the extra legwork then what? Best case scenario you exposed a bunch of isolated weirdos for being creeps who neglect their livestock (but probably not in a way that's actually actionable). Far more likely, you'll be turfed out and be accused of being a friend of Earl.

So the only "journalists" who would cover the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch would be tranny propagandists (including handmaidens) and people looking for a fluff piece. In either case they want a positive feel-good story, at least from the ranch's perspective.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

So let's estimate that they're 150 alpacas to shear. If they are doing it over three days that would mean 50 alpacas a day.
Now shearing is hard work, and a three person job. So no wonder Penny is looking for help, I'm not sure he can put together one team.
A work day is maybe 8 hours maximum, after we take out time for Breakfast, Second Breakfast, Elevenses, Luncheon, Afternoon Tea, Dinner, Supper, and any extra breaks.
That gives them 9.6 minutes to shear one alpaca. The internet says a professional can shear an alpaca in six minutes, which leaves a whole 3 minutes to lead in, restrain, and release the alpaca.
So I guess the question is. Do we think the Tranch members are professional alpaca shearers?

Also they say this is a good time for trimming feet, and giving vaccinations, but I doubt the Tranch bothers with anything that might effect their overhead.

Oh no. Those poor animals.

 

[AnOminous]

Because if you're an investigative journalist then the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is low-hanging fruit. Scroll through their twitter for a few minutes and you'll find the pictures of neglected animals that they themselves posted.

Investigative journalists don't seem to exist any more. Journalists are just woketards who would see brave and beautiful transwomen and uWu cutie pie pacas.

 

[Trianon]

I would like to see the Tiger King arc. Maybe the documentary they're doing will devolve into setting the tranch on fire to frame the locals and destroy the footage.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

Kevin mom is about to visit the tranch

 

[one_time_user]

I wonder if he'll dilate and compulsively masterbate for hours in front of his mom

 

[A Grey Cat]

It's really easy to use shears in Minecraft so idk what you're talking about.

minecraft, farming simulator, stardew valley, and harvest moon can't prepare you for how much work it takes to run a farm/ranch irl. Too bad they'll never admit or realize that.

also Artist's: interpretation of big Earl.

 

[Coily]

Well, we are at the horror show stage of this 3D cartoon.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Kevin mom is about to visit the tranch
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Speaking ill of your mother like this, where you know she can't see you, is a rather low thing to do, Kevin. Though something tells me, even if his mother did "fully accept" him, he'd still nitpick and complain about how her acceptance isn't as overt and all-encompassing as he'd like. That's the way with men like him. Always concerned with how people accept them, yet never willing to take what they can get.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Kevin mom is about to visit the tranch
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But Kathryn, she loves you, that's all that matters. And I'm using your current name because I mean it.

It sucks knowing you disappointed a parent. The fact that she still loves you even if she fears your choices hurt you in the long run is powerful. Focus on that. She'll still help you when you need it and still send you birthday gifts and cry when you cry.

Moms aren't forever. Be thankful you're not bonnie.

____

That'll never get to them but whatever. You can't control what other people think of you, not even your mom. Some other troon was saying they hate when someone uses their correct pronouns but they can still tell they aren't seen as nonbinary, which is like, what the fuck do you expect? Not every thinks the same way you do and you can't control their thoughts. You should focus on the fact they want to respect you at the very least and build bridges with that.

 

[Lord Whale]

So let's estimate that they're 150 alpacas to shear. If they are doing it over three days that would mean 50 alpacas a day.
Now shearing is hard work, and a three person job. So no wonder Penny is looking for help, I'm not sure he can put together one team.
A work day is maybe 8 hours maximum, after we take out time for Breakfast, Second Breakfast, Elevenses, Luncheon, Afternoon Tea, Dinner, Supper, and any extra breaks.
That gives them 9.6 minutes to shear one alpaca. The internet says a professional can shear an alpaca in six minutes, which leaves a whole 3 minutes to lead in, restrain, and release the alpaca.
So I guess the question is. Do we think the Tranch members are professional alpaca shearers?

Also they say this is a good time for trimming feet, and giving vaccinations, but I doubt the Tranch bothers with anything that might effect their overhead.

6 minutes is insanely fast. I would imagine it taking closer to a half hour on a good day especially if they're actually trimming feet and giving injections.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Speaking ill of your mother like this, where you know she can't see you, is a rather low thing to do, Kevin. Though something tells me, even if his mother did "fully accept" him, he'd still nitpick and complain about how her acceptance isn't as overt and all-encompassing as he'd like.

Holy shit.... worried that someone other than himself might have to "correct" his mother, going so far as to say she's still fair game for reeducation; and then gaming out their argument about grandkids on social media, knowing there's no way he's not an utter disappointment as a son?

Nutless yellow faggot, indeed.

 

[repentance]

what is with the nodding dog journalism? If penny says the sales bring in more than the grift why doesn’t the reporter total up the sales, detract etsy’s cut and compare it to all available grift minus the go fund me cut and report on it then ask penny for comment on these figures like a real investigative journalist would do?

They've already posted that they vet requests for interviews, so they're only going to talk to journalists they already know will write a positive story.

There's also not really enough meat to warrant an investigative story. Neither their incompetence nor their lies are large enough to hang an expose on.

 

[vitameatavegamin1933]

There's also not really enough meat to warrant an investigative story. Neither their incompetence nor their lies are large enough to hang an expose on.

I hope this was intentional. *chef’s kiss*

 

[gaystoner]

Kevin mom is about to visit the tranch
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"My son was a victim of liberal media and satanic influences so he cut his dick off"

Kevin she just thinks you're insane. not enough that you'll murder someone/her at least! meanwhile at least thinking through 'Lens of My Mother' has given you an introspection to what you really are. A Gay Eunuch.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

Holy shit.... worried that someone other than himself might have to "correct" his mother, going so far as to say she's still fair game for reeducation;

...Goddammit, now I'm MATI at the thought of Penny and the other trash bullying this poor woman. Kevin's mom made mistakes while raising Kevin but she's already lost her son to the cult, she's been punished enough.

 

[White Devil]

...Goddammit, now I'm MATI at the thought of Penny and the other trash bullying this poor woman. Kevin's mom made mistakes while raising Kevin but she's already lost her son to the cult, she's been punished enough.

I can see the headline now...

"Elderly woman uses Stand Your Ground to defend herself from house full of men out in the rural desert."

 

[Revo]

Kevin mom is about to visit the tranch
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Kev's mom is based tbh.