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Pargon said:
I keep making jokes about him being somehow ensnared with ISIL but it would be Peak DSP to have somehow gotten embroiled in unwittingly funding international terrorism.

Actually, wait, no. Peak DSP would be unwittingly getting embroiled in funding international terrorism, getting caught because of his own ineptitude and, through no doing of his own, avoiding treason charges.
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No offense because I like your posts, but I don't see how any of this could be money laundering.

There have been instances of money laundering using gambling at racetracks and casinos. Criminals trade in some "hot" bills for chips, or bet it through the window at a track on low-return, high percentage bets. Even if you lose 10% or even 25% of the money, when you cash your chips/tickets, you get "clean" money back. Then you can spend it freely.

However, the money getting poured into DSP just goes to Scopely, the liquor store, and (now and then) his "bills". Donating to Phil doesn't fund anything but Phil.
 
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strandedcastaway said:
No offense because I like your posts, but I don't see how any of this could be money laundering.

There have been instances of money laundering using gambling at racetracks and casinos. Criminals trade in some "hot" bills for chips, or bet it through the window at a track on low-return, high percentage bets. Even if you lose 10% or even 25% of the money, when you cash your chips/tickets, you get "clean" money back. Then you can spend it freely.

However, the money getting poured into DSP just goes to Scopely, the liquor store, and (now and then) his "bills". Donating to Phil doesn't fund anything but Phil.
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Oh, I know. It's just funny to imagine scenarios which explain the ridiculous pipeline of money which flows straight through Phil (resulting in him having nothing to show for it) which don't rely on the obvious gambling addiction, since he insists that he isn't whaling.

That'd be my second "gun-to-his-head" question for him: we can see how much you make, so where does it all go?

Yep. That'd come right after "where do you hide the homo porn?".
 
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UaineRunei said:
Hm...

Smiley:


Friday (capital F)


Using period after "lol" (who does that?)


Bonus autism:


Maybe I'm just autistic, but I feel like this thedeviluk is pretty familiar... 🤔

Edit: There's WAY more to it, it just takes effort and... Well, you know....
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youre onto to something, nice catch

i say let him, whats even more funny is oic couldve actually invested and finally made it big and making all this money and what does he do with it? GIVE IT TO A GUY WHO HAS A MOBILE GACHA ADDICTION HAHAHAHA. to me thats fucking funny as hell. what a self own oic. normal people probably would put it into savings, take early retirement, help out their fam. but oic? naw man. hes going to give it all to dsp xDDDDD
 
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I think KG maybe did finally pull Phil's dick out of his mouth after the Project 7 scam, sure.

But because Phil continues to get criticism from the internet at large, that target for his weaponized autism is still there. It's less "KG crawled back to Phil to put that dick back in his mouth" (because he isn't donating, or for all we know, he is under sock accounts and that wouldn't surprise me in the slightest) and more "KG is still an unloved little bitchboy that always has an axe to grind with everyone that laughed at him over being the little cockmongler that he was, still is, and always will be".

His actions are less "support Phil to stick it to the trolls" and more "dedicate his hollow and unfulfilling life to gayops to stick it to the trolls" hence why I believe his actions are more motivated by hate towards Phil's critics rather than the usual pignosis.

Or perhaps the reason he won't open his wallet for his master anymore is because he's jealous that Phil got closer to being a filthy horsefucker than he ever will despite all his efforts. *sigh*
 
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Phil Burnell VS The World.

This guy has been used and abused by everyone and yet he still trusts in people. Did I mention he's also the king of positivity? He works his ass off so much so that he only gets one day off from work. Yet people still slander his name and make up fake bullshit conspiracy theories about how he dumped 40k into a stupid candy crush mobile game. It's unbelievable how all these greedy, immoral partnerships screw Phil over because he is being honest and REAL, they can't stand him being successful.

This man has never done anything wrong and yet he is crucified as if he did. But what can I say, I guess the good people just get beaten down the most and Phil is by far one of the most honest and genuine people on this planet. Thanks, Phil for providing endless amounts of fun gameplay content and inspiring hundreds of people around the world with your positivity. Life owes you a lot but unfortunately God happened to be a detractor.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
I don't know if anyone caught it at the front end of the prestream, but Phil stated that he will have to make his mortgage payment on Saturday.
Unbelievably full of shit. Does anyone have a bank that processes those transactions on a Saturday? He doesn't have to pay it until Monday. Even an auto-withdrawal is not going to process until Monday.
This is being said because of the Twitch payment. So he NEEDS that money by Saturday for sure, and he can't wait and see if he gets paid by Twitch on Monday. For some, reason a major bill needs to get paid on a Saturday.
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Even the credit unions I've used haven't processed during weekends, and since direct deposit has been a thing, I've gotten it either Thurs/Fri, or Monday morning. The only time I've heard of someone paying their mortgage at any point other than [just] the first of the month, is if they've split their payments between the first and the fifteenth, with usually a several week grace period to make said payments.
 
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I'm done for today, but I just want to say please stop asking if OiC is Oroturtle, ok? He's not.

Oh, what's this?
05/04/2021 1:41:35 PM <% onlyicedcoffee: @HabibGaming_ Hey pimp. About to go to the gym emiDab
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29/04/2021 12:57:33 PM <% oroturtle: @HabibGaming_ What's up pimp.
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18/04/2021 6:52:27 PM <%$ onlyicedcoffee: @saitama2246 KonCha
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28/04/2021 1:40:40 PM <% oroturtle: @benzukolives KonCha
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Edit: as @actually said, KonCha its a global emote, so it's pretty common. Not that much of a match.

Sorry about the spam today. Night!
 
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Gezkill said:
So found the mortgage company as Universal American MtgCo LLC


Also found this as well.

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What Happens When the Mortgage Payment due Date Falls on Weekend? | GetOutOfDebtHub

When your mortgage payment due date falls on a weekend, you may have the opportunity to make payment the next business day.
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Appearantly Phil is pushing that grace period very hard to pay his mortgage.
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The payment is due the 1st of the month. He had until the 15th to pay until he owes a late charge. 30days until it’s actually a major issue. That’s how 99% of mortgage loans work. Phil is just a lying POS.
 
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The Black Prince said:
The payment is due the 1st of the month. He had until the 15th to pay until he owes a late charge. 30days until it’s actually a major issue. That’s how 99% of mortgage loans work. Phil is just a lying POS.
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Interesting! He's made $4273 since the 1st which is a hell of alot more then the $1800 he needs for his payment.
 
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actually said:
"KonCha" is a global Twitch emote--I wouldn't read too much into that.
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What do you think the explanation is for both OIC's and Oro's tip notifications not popping up?

DarksydePhil's Tits said:
So if OIC suddenly decides to split, will like 3/4ths of Phil's income suddenly be gone?
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I wish, but another whale will just step up
 
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My head canon with KG is that he is back out of vanity. He's the wandering hero in some wild west movie who comes back to the town to deal with the baddies even though the bumbling sheriff (dsp) tried to scam him the last time he was around. It ends in a standoff between him and the detractors as they rapidly post pictures of Phil next to mighty throbbing cocks and he defeats them by renaming his CP folder "detractors dox's"
 
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Fuckyoudad said:
Theory: Phil would make less money if people would stop incessantly spotlighting every single whale. I know it's worth taking note of them for the records but talking about each one so much is only caving in to the one demand they can make as faceless conduits for a loser's gacha habit. The one expectation that even Phil will rarely bow down to: giving them attention.
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I don't really give a shit tbh. I'm here to laugh at retards acting retarded.
 
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