Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

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Kevin the Kow regales us today with a totally natural and not photoshopped picture of his manly features while offering an explanation of why he has been away. Like anyone cares.

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100% natural guys, big eyes, no bulli.

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Boy I bet that DM inbox is full to bursting! :cunningpepe:
 
Kevin the Kow regales us today with a totally natural and not photoshopped picture of his manly features while offering an explanation of why he has been away. Like anyone cares.

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100% natural guys, big eyes, no bulli.

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Boy I bet that DM inbox is full to bursting! :cunningpepe:
it’s a shame lori can’t get off her old skinny ass and help, she’s too busy sleeping and not giving a damn about those ferrets, but then again she’s been mooching off of everyone for 20 years, so..
 
Kevin the Kow regales us today with a totally natural and not photoshopped picture of his manly features while offering an explanation of why he has been away. Like anyone cares.

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100% natural guys, big eyes, no bulli.

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Boy I bet that DM inbox is full to bursting! :cunningpepe:
He's losing weight? Even his hair looks fatter than he is but I guess this is another reason why he photoshopped.
Unless... Ana-kun Kevin?!

Also it would help him to add hashtags relating to the service he's offering like #cosplay #commissions...etc. and have the image relating to it not a selfie? What is he doing lol
 
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Anyone else catch Lori's new nails? Very fitting considering she's still begging for simps to pay her "vet bills". She can't help but brag about being a liar and a greedy whore. Those poor ferret babies.View attachment 2158615
Man, those are some tacky ass nails. Dollar signs? Really? You supposedly can't afford your vet bills and you get dollar signs like some kind of wannabe baller? Do they represent the store Dollar Tree? Cause that's about all she can afford, some Dollar Tree stickers lol.

I thought her whole thing was trying to be uwu cutesy but these look ghetto as fuck. Coalburner nails.
 
Man, those are some tacky ass nails. Dollar signs? Really? You supposedly can't afford your vet bills and you get dollar signs like some kind of wannabe baller? Do they represent the store Dollar Tree? Cause that's about all she can afford, some Dollar Tree stickers lol.

I thought her whole thing was trying to be uwu cutesy but these look ghetto as fuck. Coalburner nails.
If you'll allow me to speak kawaii trashbag here, according to ethots ghetto trash is kawaii even though it has fuck all to do with kawaii culture or reason why kawaii is so popular in Japan to begin with.
 
Normally I don't post Lori's latest retardposting but this I just had to post about. Lorena Cerda regaled us today with this lovely set:

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Now you may be thinking "But these are all the same picture" and you'd be right. The reason I brought these up is this:

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:story: LMFAO Lorena what the fuck is this? Are your asscheeks melting from old age? Tuna Slater would be so proud
 
Normally I don't post Lori's latest retardposting but this I just had to post about. Lorena Cerda regaled us today with this lovely set:


Now you may be thinking "But these are all the same picture" and you'd be right. The reason I brought these up is this:

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:story: LMFAO Lorena what the fuck is this? Are your asscheeks melting from old age? Tuna Slater would be so proud
Looks like she stuffed her bra with kleenex too
 
Lmao Lori better watch it. Her AGP boyfriend is already being hit up by a gay catboy costhot that guess what, happens to be younger and more successful that Lori Lewd. :story: This is a saga that would bring much laughter if it happened.

I await the pansy kevkow x raver catboi yaoi arc soon enough. The amount of seething and coping from Lori is gonna be off the charts.
 
What if Kevin turns into the new Lori. Starts dating that catboi and moves with him, drops his two works,starts skinwalking bakugou and claiming he's the real bakugou, starts claiming he's "the og bakugou and the mangaka based the character after meeting him, etc, etc.

Imagine if that happen
 
Isn't that meowza fag the guy mentioned somewhere upthread?


What if Kevin hooks up with this catboy dude? Imagine how pissed that would make Lori lmao!
After doing some research it turns out that this cat boy is straight as a board as he likes to fuck girls on camera. I think it’s someone that Loris after as he’s younger and has followers on his onlyfans. If those three meetup Loris gonna sink her claws into the guy and will beg him to make a porno video with her while Kev just watches. However it’ll be best if those two don’t pair up as she’ll be jealous of all the girls he works with. Honestly she sucks as an egirl since she doesn’t offer any other content besides those stupid ahegao faces and those puffy cheeks. If you’re gonna be a successful egirl then you gotta improvise with other shit.
 
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