DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[bajagoogoo]

Is this fucker really going to live off of charity and donations until his retirement in his 70's?

He's going to try.

so it's possible pigroach is banking most of it as savings for when his streaming inevitably dies.

I've wondered about this. I believe the reason why he showed no savings in the bankruptcy is because Mother Burnell has a savings account set up for him in her name.

There's no doubt that she is the authoritative presence in the dysfunctional mess they call a family. She likely has her hands on the family purse strings as well.

It would explain a great many things. Why, for instance, are they so carefree about giving Phil money despite bailing him out in the past? Why is it when Phil mentions advice from his family, especially when it comes to money and bills, he will inevitably bring up his mother?

That may be the reason why he demands as much as he does; having to give Mother Burnell a cut that she squirrels away for his future and money he can piss away as a form of autistic rebellion.

 

[PieceofShet]

Looks like this pathetic cocksucker is back... Goddamn, grow a spine you fuckin loser. First pic reason he got eradicated.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

I've wondered about this. I believe the reason why he showed no savings in the bankruptcy is because Mother Burnell has a savings account set up for him in her name.

I'll just point out that I believe when Phil lost his adsense he didn't use Leanna or Katherine, but his parents.

Phil knew how to finesse the bankruptcy system, and there is no way his parents wouldn't aid their only son in doing so.

I've posted clips where in the past Phil would let it slip that he isn't low on funds when he's begging, but he's low on spending money. He has some money stashed somewhere, and it's not Katherine's account but one of his parents.

 

[YokuNama]

Looks like this pathetic cocksucker is back... Goddamn, grow a spine you fuckin loser. First pic reason he got eradicated. View attachment 2166253 View attachment 2166254

Man these pay pigs really gargle the whole shaft until their nose touches Phil's sweaty ballsack just to get some attention huh?

I just don't get it. Spending that level of money for attention and making fake friend in the chat. Jesus, go outside lmaooo

 

[architects]

I'll just point out that I believe when Phil lost his adsense he didn't use Leanna or Katherine, but his parents.

Phil knew how to finesse the bankruptcy system, and there is no way his parents wouldn't aid their only son in doing so.

I've posted clips where in the past Phil would let it slip that he isn't low on funds when he's begging, but he's low on spending money. He has some money stashed somewhere, and it's not Katherine's account but one of his parents.

I have trouble wrapping my head around Phil doing something smart in regards to his future.
I absolutely believe he knows what his parents are leaving him when they croak…and I think he’s massively relying on it. It justifies his insane spending habits in his simple brain. JMO

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

I'll just point out that I believe when Phil lost his adsense he didn't use Leanna or Katherine, but his parents.

Phil knew how to finesse the bankruptcy system, and there is no way his parents wouldn't aid their only son in doing so.

I've posted clips where in the past Phil would let it slip that he isn't low on funds when he's begging, but he's low on spending money. He has some money stashed somewhere, and it's not Katherine's account but one of his parents.

If that was true why did he have to make the pilgrimage home to get money for taxes? It is tempting to think the pig has some ace up his sleeve but I believe the truth is a lot sadder than we think.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

If that was true why did he have to make the pilgrimage home to get money for taxes? It is tempting to think the pig has some ace up his sleeve but I believe the truth is a lot sadder than we think.

I don't trust that because it only makes sense if you don't think about it. Why waste money to get money, in a day and age where it can be given to you with a press of a button. In general I don't trust Phil, since all he does is lie. We'll get the truth to everything about 10 years down the line when dementia starts kicking in.

I have trouble wrapping my head around Phil doing something smart in regards to his future.

You and me both mate, but I think like with everything else his parents help. They always did help him to be fair. His dad got him his first job, they flew to WA to paint Leanna's room, to even setting up his wedding with the potato lady.
Phil's dad is a smart man and I wouldn't put it past him to help his son in some cheeky way.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Man these pay pigs really gargle the whole shaft until their nose touches Phil's sweaty ballsack just to get some attention huh?

I just don't get it. Spending that level of money for attention and making fake friend in the chat. Jesus, go outside lmaooo

These are not normal level-headed sane people.

They are socially inept retards who liked to be talked down to by a toxic scumbag, to put it bluntly. In real life they are nobodies that are just background characters but find solace in Phil and his arrogant demeanor and he attracts other people who have this toxic attitude as well.

For instance, you can find clips of one of his faggot mods MadaraIsGod talking down to people for asking a genuine question in the exact same tone that Phil uses in one of his own streams.

And that's just a mod.

And so imagine what hundred of little pig roaches are like that think and act in similar ways to Phil.

Yup, shitheads that no one likes.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I've posted clips where in the past Phil would let it slip that he isn't low on funds when he's begging, but he's low on spending money. He has some money stashed somewhere, and it's not Katherine's account but one of his parents.

Probably illegally given he committed bankruptcy fraud.

At the same time, even those savings will not be enough since you still have a guy who made six figures and basically does nothing but stay home all day still declare bankruptcy. And we know it's because the majority of his salary is funneled right into Scopely. If the stream revenue stops completely for any reason, Phil's complete and utter lack of self-control is going to simply convert his savings into sweaty men images consequences be damned.

 

[Coke Zero]

Speaking of his parents, I think a really underrated darksydephil phil behavior or situation was the way he discussed his visit to his parents a couple years back.

The way he talked about seeing his parents one last time or however exactly he worded it was some really dark stuff. Like how does a person even think like that, to plan one final time to see your parents, who are only in their 60s btw and dont appear to have any life threatening health issues. And to speak publicly on the internet like this. Even if you truly believed it was the last time you'll ever see them thats still something you should keep to yourself. It just seems really inconsiderate and disrespectful to even talk about.

And again this comes back to money with him. You have a guy who makes six figures a year and is at least somewhat close to his parents but he can't be bothered to spend the money to travel out to see them anymore than once every 6 years and by his own admission isn't planning to ever see them again. Its just some really sick things for him to think and say.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

All this talk of Phil’s parents just makes me depressed. I feel like it’s pretty standard for most people, especially only children like Phil, to establish a close adult relationship with their parents after hitting certain milestones in life. Phil has never gotten there, and he doesn’t give a single fuck about his parents unless they can help him financially. They’re going to die alone after nurturing their only baby boy his entire life and going out of their way to make sure his life was set.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

The way he talked about seeing his parents one last time or however exactly he worded it was some really dark stuff. Like how does a person even think like that, to plan one final time to see your parents, who are only in their 60s btw and dont appear to have any life threatening health issues. And to speak publicly on the internet like this. Even if you truly believed it was the last time you'll ever see them thats still something you should keep to yourself. It just seems really inconsiderate and disrespectful to even talk about.

You're talking about a man who, if everything which is backed up by substantial and incriminating evidence is to be believed, has a very serious victim complex and problem with pathological lying. Narcissism, Sociopathy and Borderline Personality Disorder tend to get thrown around a lot online these days in the direction of people who act even remotely shitty or selfishly, but man, I would love to get one of those armchair psychologists or behaviour specialists to pick apart Phil's stream interactions.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Speaking of his parents, I think a really underrated darksydephil phil behavior or situation was the way he discussed his visit to his parents a couple years back.

The way he talked about seeing his parents one last time or however exactly he worded it was some really dark stuff. Like how does a person even think like that, to plan one final time to see your parents, who are only in their 60s btw and dont appear to have any life threatening health issues. And to speak publicly on the internet like this. Even if you truly believed it was the last time you'll ever see them thats still something you should keep to yourself. It just seems really inconsiderate and disrespectful to even talk about.

And again this comes back to money with him. You have a guy who makes six figures a year and is at least somewhat close to his parents but he can't be bothered to spend the money to travel out to see them anymore than once every 6 years and by his own admission isn't planning to ever see them again. Its just some really sick things for him to think and say.

It was all a cover for his marriage. Despite being in dire financial straits he needed a reason why he absolutely had to go see his parents right before his taxes were due and he needed money the most. "THEY MIGHT DIE ANY SECOND DUDE!"

 

[Mr. Brown]

There's a 0% chance Phil, the addicted mobile gamer, is saving money in any way shape or form.

If there's money available to him, he spends it.

It was all a cover for his marriage. Despite being in dire financial straits he needed a reason why he absolutely had to go see his parents right before his taxes were due and he needed money the most. "THEY MIGHT DIE ANY SECOND DUDE!"

His parents could have wired it to him.

Why would he have a shitty wedding and no honeymoon if he had a secret stash of cash?

 

[DentSidePhil]

I been thinking about this new DevilUK cuck and it occured to me that this most likely isn't a preexisting whale that Phil talks to behind the scenes because as stupid as Phil is he would have told this cuck to hold off on the big kahntributions before the marathon.
He gonna have a much harder time justifying the upcoming begathon.

 

[Iron Hamster]

All this talk of Phil’s parents just makes me depressed. I feel like it’s pretty standard for most people, especially only children like Phil, to establish a close adult relationship with their parents after hitting certain milestones in life. Phil has never gotten there, and he doesn’t give a single fuck about his parents unless they can help him financially. They’re going to die alone after nurturing their only baby boy his entire life and going out of their way to make sure his life was set.

The pathological lying and having to create needless drama tells me he was pretty ignored growing up.

 

[Banned in 49 States]

The way he talked about seeing his parents one last time or however exactly he worded it was some really dark stuff. Like how does a person even think like that, to plan one final time to see your parents, who are only in their 60s btw and dont appear to have any life threatening health issues. And to speak publicly on the internet like this. Even if you truly believed it was the last time you'll ever see them thats still something you should keep to yourself. It just seems really inconsiderate and disrespectful to even talk about.

He has this additude with Khet aswell to some degree. Like she texted him that she was coming home early and he thought something bad had happened, or that time someone asked if he kisses her goodbye before she goes to work and he jumps straight to "I have to, what if she dies and I never got to say my goodbyes"

It's a really morbid thought process to have.

 

[YMB]

I picture both of Phil's parents with stupid goatee's just like his.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Were the emotes DSP spent a whole $60 for a year to include on his channel through the BetterTwitchTV program already DMCA'd struck down or am I missing something here?

 

[TheGoutburglar]

The problem with this theory is that, unless the money is coming from somewhere else, it hinges on Phil being honest, responsible, and disciplined enough to actually give his mother the money to put away into an account for him. If he had any of those traits, why would he need his mother?

Phil says that his mother suggested filing for bankruptcy. He's also prone to throwing people under the bus, even preemptively, so that may be what was really going on there.

Ultimately, I think it says enough about how Phil truly feels about his parents the fact that he moved as far away from them as he possibly could without leaving the states, and makes no effort to see them on his own dime and own time. I don't doubt that they try to help him, but it seems extremely unlikely to me that Phil is anywhere near cooperative enough for a savings account being contributed to by his tips from retards to be a thing. I mean, for it to work, he would have to be the type to admit that he has a problem being responsible with money, right? How else could his mother talk him into handing money over to squirrel away?

Obviously it's more than plausible for Phil to be the grifting bastard that he is while secretly having enough money to put into a savings account, but that doesn't explain the WWE Champions account of his that's more than $40k deep, that he's terrified of having linked to him. And REALLY visibly hates that we found. Could he be faking it in order for us to think that he's doomed, when in reality he's set to pull the biggest W over us mentally-ill detractors with a secret savings that's a lot deeper than NotDSP's gacha investment? That WOULD be a hell of a kick in the dick. No doubt about it.

But I don't think so, because that's way more foresight than can be believed from the guy we know has made certain mistakes without even knowing what he was doing. Not to mention, for that to be an act, Phil would have be a good actor, and we know for a fact that he isn't.

I'm sticking with the most logical, predictable explanation of Phil's anticipation of his own future: that he doesn't think about it at all. Like I've said before, this is not a man who has experienced legit financial uncertainty, and that has clearly resulted in him being lax about things he shouldn't. In every respect, Phil takes full advantage when fate enables his bad traits, and he does it without a second's consideration. If he worried about his whales leaving him, for example, why would he mistreat them so? That's not a risk I can picture from a man with concern for his own future.

As for Phil banking on an inheritance, I suppose, but if he is, it's not the reason he seems unconcerned with his retirement. He just expects fortune to smile upon him every so often, because financially, it does indeed keep doing it.

TL;DR - The pigroach has way too much established lore that makes it obvious how much he just bumbles his way through life because he keeps surviving it with a six figure income intact. Having the cooperation of handing his mom money every month doesn't fit that at all.