Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

[Anonymus Fluhre]

BTW this bitch can't even start a Twitch stream grift like all the other e-thots are doing. Talk about incompetent.

But she's a coder and stuff! It's all Twitches fault, it's coded in male

 

[HarblMcDavid]

Just as an FYI she has 12 1 story* on her insta which don't show up for desktop views. Give me a bit and I'll have some fun stuff to look through.

Edit: a bit may be a day or so. Running into some issues.

HOLY FUCK SHE PRIVATED HER INSTA MY FUCKING SIDES

I'm not the only one getting sent to a login page right?

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Edit again: and it's not happening anymore, strange. I checked my account's settings and I didn't see a way to set a profile as "not private" but also "not visible from a direct link without logging in" so I'm not sure what happened.

Edit: as mentioned below, this was the result of instagram blacklisting my account when I hit it with too many api requests, it just manifests really strange on the frontend.

*(the way the scraper interpreted 1 story made it look like 12, it was in fact 12 images in one story)

 

[PhantomDiploma]

On the subject of her Patreon, this is a pretty interesting image:
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It is just grapheon estimate, but still. Over her five years on the platform, she did not mange to garner steady income. It's just a consistent slide down. Even feminist frequency is doing better. Zoe's power sure evaporated quickly. To think that at one point she managed to have news and tech companies defend her honor, and even got reddit and 4chan to censor threads about her.

She fell not with a bang but a whimper. Much unlike her rise.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Just as an FYI she has 12 stories on her insta which don't show up for desktop views. Give me a bit and I'll have some fun stuff to look through.

Edit: a bit may be a day or so. Running into some issues.

HOLY FUCK SHE PRIVATED HER INSTA MY FUCKING SIDES

I'm not the only one getting sent to a login page right?

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Edit again: and it's not happening anymore, strange. I checked my account's settings and I didn't see a way to set a profile as "not private" but also "not visible from a direct link without logging in" so I'm not sure what happened.

They can be set private, but she must have done it for an extremely short time if she did. Fucking archive that shit.

lol though, because my first thought was that Comet Pizza picture.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

They can be set private, but she must have done it for an extremely short time if she did. Fucking archive that shit.

lol though, because my first thought was that Comet Pizza picture.

I have a suspicion, and it's possible Quinn isn't responsible. Again I can't find a way to do what she would have had to done, because when I signed in I could see the account just fine, and I don't follow her, so it definitely wasn't "private".

Edit: Okay, I think this one was instagram's fault, they probably temp blacklisted my IP trying to scrape and that spilled over to no-login access to view accounts. It stopped happening when I logged in and then logged out again.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Every time I see photos of Zoe I can't believe that she's the modern day Helen of Troy who got a bunch of glorified game bloggers to stick their dicks in her and in the process ruin the Internet forever.

I can.

Find me one game blogger who doesn't look like a genetic dumpster fire.

 

[AnOminous]

Edit again: and it's not happening anymore, strange. I checked my account's settings and I didn't see a way to set a profile as "not private" but also "not visible from a direct link without logging in" so I'm not sure what happened.

She's pretty much utterly meaningless, nobody cares what this utterly worthless cunt is doing.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

On the subject of her Patreon, this is a pretty interesting image:
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It is just grapheon estimate, but still. Over her five years on the platform, she did not mange to garner steady income. It's just a consistent slide down. Even feminist frequency is doing better. Zoe's power sure evaporated quickly. To think that at one point she managed to have news and tech companies defend her honor, and even got reddit and 4chan to censor threads about her.

She's currently pulling in ~$870 per month on Patreon.

 

[Haramburger]

I have a suspicion, and it's possible Quinn isn't responsible. Again I can't find a way to do what she would have had to done, because when I signed in I could see the account just fine, and I don't follow her, so it definitely wasn't "private".

Edit: Okay, I think this one was instagram's fault, they probably temp blacklisted my IP trying to scrape and that spilled over to no-login access to view accounts. It stopped happening when I logged in and then logged out again.

growing pains with trying to scrape info from these dozen or so social media apps is normal, you have my sympathies

 

[HarblMcDavid]

growing pains with trying to scrape info from these dozen or so social media apps is normal, you have my sympathies

I had to wait for IG to un-blacklist me, and I just snagged the story itself. This used to work way better, I previously scraped a bunch of weirdos instas but instagram appears to have clamped down on api access so I'll need to rethink for doing this in the future. Just grabbing the story was simple enough though and didn't bring the wrath of instauron down upon me.

The images are uploaded re-named for ease of viewing, but I attached the scrape of just the story in the zip file.

tl:dr Apparently she decided to upload her flailing to a kill a single spider with a nice side of "bitch you live like this?" because the only reason she has a spider problem is she apparently hasn't taken a broom or duster to her porch light in years.

Spoiler: Story not visible on IG outside mobile devices

I think my favorite little detail is a toss up between the mask on the floor underneath a slipper in image 006, or the fact that she used an entire bottle of vinegar on one spider.

 

[CervixHammer]

I know she doesn't usually need a vacuum cleaner, but there's a reason they come with an extension tube and one of these:

 

[AnOminous]

tl:dr Apparently she decided to upload her flailing to a kill a single spider with a nice side of "bitch you live like this?" because the only reason she has a spider problem is she apparently hasn't taken a broom or duster to her porch light in years.

And here I thought the only spider problems she had were the cobwebs in her twat. She's well on her way to being a crazy cat lady in a hoarder house.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Damn this bitch is gross. I like how she staged photos of hitting the spider with the vinegar bottle, after it was fucking dead. Quite the attention whore move.

 

[Dickens Cider]

The fact that she’s so quiet (or this thread is) makes me wonder if she’s unemployed and sitting on her fat ass dying of crotchrot. Either way never hear much from this dumb cunt- the spider won’t be her last victim either btw.

 

[RembrandtCourage]

The fact that she’s so quiet (or this thread is) makes me wonder if she’s unemployed and sitting on her fat ass dying of crotchrot. Either way never hear much from this dumb cunt- the spider won’t be her last victim either btw.

I forget if it was mentioned in here or in another thread but since she's essentially dead if not outright avoided in the video game world she and her ilk have been trying to get in on tabletop gaming. I may be thinking of another cow though?

It's either Zoe or the person who was so toxic in the gaming industry that all the big names made a secret blacklist blacklisting her in response to her bullshit as well as having a clause in contracts stating they do not have to interact with her in any way whatsoever back when she was still on a team.

 

[CyberCringe]

It's either Zoe or the person who was so toxic in the gaming industry that all the big names made a secret blacklist blacklisting her in response to her bullshit as well as having a clause in contracts stating they do not have to interact with her in any way whatsoever back when she was still on a team.

You're mistaking her for someone from the comic books industry.

 

[Haramburger]

The fact that she’s so quiet (or this thread is) makes me wonder if she’s unemployed and sitting on her fat ass dying of crotchrot.

She was working remotely, though for whom is up in the air. Short contractual work for the Blackbirds game company & Heart Machine are likely candidates. When that dries up is anyone's guess.

 

[Henry Bemis]

It's either Zoe or the person who was so toxic in the gaming industry that all the big names made a secret blacklist blacklisting her in response to her bullshit as well as having a clause in contracts stating they do not have to interact with her in any way whatsoever back when she was still on a team.

Life goal: Don’t inspire a contractual clause.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

When that dries up is anyone's guess.

Probably faking an illness to start a GoFundMe for gibs and as a convenient excuse for not producing jack shit. It will start about by however long it takes for her to get tired of pretending to make things, when, uh, everything she touches dies.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

She’s laying low because she has a body count and is reminded of it anytime she gets asspats for something she doesn’t deserve. She has a pity indie gig which won’t pay much but nobody else is interested in her being an ideas person and she’s aged out of the sugar baby market. She has very few options at this moment but rest assured this whore is likely already sucking dicks to jump to her next Stunning and Brave move to another gig.