Inactive Cooking with Simply Sara / Sara Potter

[Das Bucket]

If there’s a food that can be wrapped in bacon, by god Sara will find it.

“You gon take you a a stick of budder and lather up one of them corn cobs. Or lard, or bacon grease, however you want it! And there you have it. Bacon wrapped corn, mah way!”

 

[MrsLoveMom]

Since everything needs to be bacon wrapped:

She's crazy.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

Since everything needs to be bacon wrapped:

She's crazy.

this is for 3 people?

 

[A Gay Retard]

this is for 3 people?

Don't let Sara's lies fool you. Jaime was eaten long ago. Any glimpses of him over the past few years were just Betty in a skin suit.

Jamie wrapped Betty, y'all!

 

[F_Break]

this is for 3 people?

It's for three people that are each the size of three people. I've never been a fan of bacon wrapped anything because the bacon always turns out rubbery. Oven roasting the corn and potatoes, and drizzling them with a little melted butter and smoked paprika would probably taste better.

Edit: Jesus Christ I just watched the second corn video. "Look how yummy this looks." Bitch, I think the beetus has taken your sight because all I see is carbonized bacon corn floating in a quarter inch of grease. I'm fucking wheezing. It's like she set her broiler to Auschwitz and took a nap.

 

[Din Djarin]

Slight PL: Blackwater Falls is one of my favorite places ever.

 

[blablabla]

Here are the bacon/potato videos. I don't know how to archive, anyone have a link for how to do it?

Come on, Sara! Barely 6 minutes for the 2 of them?

everything in this video is sad as fuck

 

[taintmisbehavin]

Here are the bacon/potato videos. I don't know how to archive, anyone have a link for how to do it?

Come on, Sara! Barely 6 minutes for the 2 of them?

Incidentally, “Bacon Wrapped Potato Bomb” is also a good way of describing Sara herself.

 

[Uncle Meat]

Betty just made some strawberry glop the way mammo useta. Looks horrible.

 

[MrsLoveMom]

This plus the bacon potatoes and the bacon corn were all made on the same day. Id wager a guess that this was all eaten in one meal. Imagine eating all this bacon at one sitting, followed by the sugar bomb strawberry mess!

 

[Random_Numbers140097]

Strawberry and biscuit soup!

Berries and dumplings could be pretty good, but she should have gotten a proper recipe from the internet. They were clearly winging it and there's too much water and sugar in there.

People in the comments are complaining that Betty's there. I like that Sara has a hillbilly friend to cook with. Betty's speech is so unclear that Sara has to translate it. It's hilarious. We even got a goodbye from Betty at the end.

My favourite quote: Do y'all know what gooseberries is?

I do know what gooseberries is!

 

[Stinky Britches]

Ironically enough, it looks just like adipose (belly fat).

 

[MrsLoveMom]

I have great sympathy for this poor pot. Why not just add the wine and deglaze it that way? Edited to add: Waiting for video two!

Here we go. Hahaha she's all messed up here!

 

[Random_Numbers140097]

Part II of the soup video is a classic, even though the soup looks okay. She even gets mouthy in the comments with someone.

 

[Cereal Killer]

I have great sympathy for this poor pot. Why not just add the wine and deglaze it that way? Edited to add: Waiting for video two!

Or even use the chicken broth to deglaze. I think that would work.

 

[Uncle Meat]

That's the first time I've seen her use cast iron. The cheap Chinese dutch oven must be new. She appears to not know to heat up the pan a bit before adding the meat, and she also doesn't know that you shouldn't use full heat on cast iron. Betty and the cat wander around aimlessly. She says that 7 qt pot of soup will last three days. I guess the two of them can put down a half gallon of soup a day!

 

[MrsLoveMom]

I was reading comments on the soup video on YT and is it really true, Sara's only in her 30's??? I would've guessed early 50's or at the very least, late 40's.

 

[DvDP]

She didn't post a recipe this weekend, so here's Simply Sara Side Boob Hour. Of course since her arms are as wide as some people's thighs, you could turn it sideways and it becomes an upskirt.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

She didn't post a recipe this weekend, so here's Simply Sara Side Boob Hour. Of course since her arms are as wide as some people's thighs, you could turn it sideways and it becomes an upskirt.

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Pls go back to hell.

 

[MrsLoveMom]

Ummm...I'd just eat the strawberries...