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Dark actually had a Service Mark and not a trademark, because he provides a """"""service"""""" and not tangible goods. Really, you would want to renew it as an SM so you could portray Dark on your own twitch channel and force him to delete all of his videos.

I bet an ironic Dark knock-off, who portrays him authentically could actually generate ironic paypigs to ironically tip him money to spite the actual Dark.
 
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Rubea Meretrix said:
When has something like that stopped DSP?

This man memoryholed 1000$ the morning after. He's stalling now with his shitty ass review. Matter of time before he begs for the vest to come out.
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He’s probably treading lightly for the sake of the newest whale, thedeviluk, who genuinely seems to believe in Phil’s financial distress.
Whining about the tips goal after hitting it earlier risks offending him, so Phil is just a tired, salty bitch instead
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Phil's playtime is 13:44.
He points out that it's closer to 17 hours in his videos. So that's almost 4 hours dragged out via talking about money, stalling, and general incompetence. And that's likely all while using a guide. A true master of his craft.

Someone asks if it is a contender for his game of the year and he said it's way to early to make that call. I remember the year God of War came out and every game was compared to it because Phil felt it was his game of the year. And he played it in, what, February?
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That's hilarious because I just saw Distortion2 put out a speed run at the hardest difficulty in 2:12 like an hour ago.
 
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$22/200 at the end of the stream, oh no the trolls won. Those selfish whales saving all their money for tomorrow's begathon don't understand that Phil needs that money NOW, next time you need to step up. Jasper is going to sleep hungry tonight because of you.

Phil fucking speedran his clock-out and dodged the question when the chat all started to ask what tomorrow's tips goal was going to be. He's so bitchmade with his scamming lately. :story:
 
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After ending the stream, Phil randomly drops the 'tip' command in his chat.
He has also left his stream live while he is buying ME for tomorrow. This is the first stream since he was demonetized where he has left the stream running like this, so this is silent OT - he is probably hoping for a last minute tip.

It's extremely likely that he got 'behind the scenes' tips. This is the first stream where DevilUK hasn't turned up, and it is mysteriously after Phil noted they got in touch via emails. There's no reason for any whale to tip when a megawhale has emerged.
He also has a massive begathon in about 14 hours, and it's apparent that no amount of money now is going to change the target tomorrow, so why not just give him the money tomorrow.
 
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Salubrious said:
DSP has played every single one except like Dead Aim, hasn't he?

He's either incapable of retaining information, refuses to learn it the first time, or both. And it's both.

By the way, how many LIMBs have their been for typing 4000 in chat tonight?
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He hasn't played the spin-offs, I don't think. He's certainly never touched Outbreak. And that game would eat him alive.

Anyway, stream commentary:

Phil tried to say that ALL THE OTHER STREAMERS are worse than him and don't care as much as he does about the story because he took WAYYYY longer to beat Re8. Yeah, by stalling like a motherfucker. For a while he was doing literal item hunting. Like, I don't wanna miss a Spinel worth 2000 pesetas which in the grand scheme of things is literally nothing, and absolutely not necessary to beat the game on Standard. Phil claimed that he WILL look into Re:Verse when it launches (He doesn't know it launches in the summer) and that it plays like Mercenaries. (It doesn't even in the slightest and not only is it shit, but it has been slammed and gathered almost no attention on Steam)

Seeing as he never even looked at Resistance and RE:Verse is almost universally hated for being an unholy mashup of Operation Raccoon and Umbrella Corps, with a community that's already highly autistic (Although one could argue that applies to most of the Resident Evil fandom, after all, we got WAY more shitty fanfic than you'd expect) I'm willing to bet that Phil's not gonna touch it with a ten gouty feet pole. Not to mention, the talk around the discords with insider info is that it's gonna have forced crossplay, so console players are gonna have to deal with tons of cheaters, and Phil is gonna have with an endless series of TevinBlackedKat69s.

As called, no Hardcore/Village of Shadows playthrough, no Mercenaries, no nothin', wam bam thank you ma'am, Village can go sleep with the mutated fishes now. Honestly a game that the Pigroach ruined and one his worst playthroughs in recent memory. The guide reading and general lack of challenge in the game will render even the TIHYDP a pretty dull affair. I think his total deaths were in the single digits, and while there were legendary blunders, they were quickly identified and cheesed out thanks to the glory of GameFAQs.

High point of the playthrough was unironically the chat sperging and when that guy went in it to spam nigger with reckless abandon.

Edit: In case there was even any remote doubt about Phil being spoiled, 0 reaction to the ending. As an extremely happily married man with a saddle mahddel girlmare, he coulda thrown a that's sad at a certain point.

Also DarksydePuritan seems to have ran it's course. Katexo has been attending his streams remarkably regularly and he talked to Lauren on twitter. Vampire milk and thirsty for manthing daughters didn't really seem to rattle him much. I suspect it'll only come up again when there's romance subplots in games. So the aversion seems to be specifically to sex and romance in particular. Yeah, I think his marriage hasn't even been consumated.
 
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YokuNama said:
The thing that gets me is.... lmaooo.... The bouncer gets a girl standing with a bunch of other girls and makes her sit and chat with him... lmaoooo and he thought or said NOTHING? He still thought she genuinely just wanted to talk to him? LMAO!

Don't matter what country you're in KG. Pimp rules are the same everywhere. If a guy you don't know from Adam hand's you a girl out of a group, say no or get ready to pull out your wallet. Lmaooo

For a guy with a passport he sure acts like he doesn't go anywhere.
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This was most likely a sad attempt to save face, but to play devil's advocate I remember KG later explaining he knew it was a hostess club the whole time and just thought the bill was too expensive. Not really any better but there you go.
Edit: Fuck never mind it was in your earlier post. That's what I get for moving backwards.
 
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There definitely has to be discussion with the whales to decide on the fundraiser goal. The whole event is a sham since he’s made around ten thousand dollars since getting departnered, so Phil has no organic bar to set.
He knows all of the normal viewers will laugh at any goal he sets, so he needs to organize what the piggies are willing to give to get the ball rolling.
 
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JamFlowMan said:
This was most likely a sad attempt to save face, but to play devil's advocate I remember KG later explaining he knew it was a hostess club the whole time and just thought the bill was too expensive. Not really any better but there you go.
Edit: Fuck never mind it was in your earlier post. That's what I get for moving backwards.
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Even then, I don't know what's more pathetic: Thinking the girls are actually into you when they're not, or already knowing that they're not from the get-go, but being such a lonely little virgin bitch that you go in and pay up anyway.
 
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Here's a question for you , after years of watching Phil I don't think I've ever seen him appear clean shaven/washed , in the second stream , if he wakes up in gin sweaty pj mode that's it all day , sure we all have a day we are in a rush , but Phill works at home and goes no where.
People that don't wash /self care are more likely to have mental health issues
 
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Phil's Twitch channel just got hit with a copy-strike notice. Phil is attempting to counter it, lets see how it goes.


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gobsmackedmortician said:
Here's a question for you , after years of watching Phil I don't think I've ever seen him appear clean shaven/washed , in the second stream , if he wakes up in gin sweaty pj mode that's it all day , sure we all have a day we are in a rush , but Phill works at home and goes no where.
People that don't wash /self care are more likely to have mental health issues
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Only time I've seen him kinda groomed was the "HEY MY PARENTS ARE DEAD SO WE GOT MARRIED INSTEAD!" selfie but he didn't even bother to shape up his goatee or get a haircut. Seems like he went into the bathroom, shaved his beard, them immediatele walked down the aisle.... or living room... or lawn... wherever the hell their marriage was.
 
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fuckshitsnake said:
Even then, I don't know what's more pathetic: Thinking the girls are actually into you when they're not, or already knowing that they're not from the get-go, but being such a lonely little virgin bitch that you go in and pay up anyway.
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In general, it's a cultural Japanese thing that doesn't work if you're not Japanese. It's a culture thay literally has a word for working until you pass out, and it has positive connotations. (Giri, I think.)

Then you're expected to slap yourself awake and go drinking with your boss until you pass out, again, albeit for different reasons. So of course, you'd like to drink with and chat up some pretty ladies. But inviting girls from work would be W E I R D. So you just pay some not-hoes to chat up and drink some overpriced beers, because you work like a mule and have no time to actually meet people! Genius.

On the surface level, there's no reason for them NOT to like you, but they are after your wallet too, so... This is where I get lost on why people visit hostess clubs. I'm not Japanese, I've seen people refer to hostesses as not-whores, but I think they are closer to professional mass gold diggers. I wouldn't pay. Even if the girl was legitimately a party animal and a riot to be around. I guess Keith here just got fucking scammed. After all, he believes Phil. He can't be too bright.

As for the actual hookers: Glorious nippon males generally fuck bareback, or at least omit mentions of using condoms when they talk about it online. Non penetrative stuff at the very least. Filthy gaijin are required to cover up for almost everything (Definitely a good thing, but you know, principle of the thing), the girls are instructed to overact, they charge more to foreigners, not every place takes foreigners, and you generally get the leftover girls that couldn't work at a better place.

If you go to Japan for the clean touristy shit, I figure it's a cool enough place. If you're a sad bald fat man on the prowl for some cooch, you couldn't choose a better place to get ripped off 24/7. Tons of horror stories online. Specially about certain Kabukicho shops, which I figure are the ones Kghaleon frequents.

Additionally, Kghaleon, I know I'm always saying you paypigs should blow your loads (ha) on hookers rather than Phil but dude, not like this.
 
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YokuNama said:
Only time I've seen him kinda groomed was the "HEY MY PARENTS ARE DEAD SO WE GOT MARRIED INSTEAD!" selfie but he didn't even bother to shape up his goatee or get a haircut. Seems like he went into the bathroom, shaved his beard, them immediatele walked down the aisle.... or living room... or lawn... wherever the hell their marriage was.
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Didn't they get married at an Olive Garden?
 
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So expect some quick beg/guilttrip on the way out and a desperation tweet in the middle of the night after he reads about somebody trademarking his name and he owes MidFirst Bank $4,000.
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Here it is:

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Okay. I got Phil's game now. After every slow stream make up some attack the trolls/detractors did and demand pity tips from whoever believes his bullshit for the rest of his natural life.

What a solid life plan.
 
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