- Joined
- Nov 14, 2012
Lets start with a history lesson.
Every year, this website experiences a massive drama. There is something big that happens which results in veteran members disappearing or being banned. The earliest I can remember, or was present for, was in 2012. During that year, Mew, Osfos, Blueberry, and Chityoru were banned. Blueberry claimed that Chit had posted pictures of her in a t-shirt or something on a pedophile website. The resulting drama resulted in all four being banned, including Chit, who was at the time a mod. Since then, he is the only moderator to ever have been banned.
In 2013, I took over the board. Immediately, Blueberry and Osfos messaged me via a one-way contact form asking to be unbanned. I replied using my personal email address. They encouraged me to discard Champthom's determination to keep them banned, but I declined. They resented me for that. When Bgheff showed me pictures of Blueberry's backpage photos (she was a prostitute), I showcased them in Spergatory. This was a pretty dumb idea in retrospect, because to get revenge, they looked up my email address and that is why you all know my name.
In 2014, a few members broke away from the forum after Deagle Nation began to rise and the forum migrated away from Chris. They attempted to invite everyone over to this splinter board, but that was rather unsuccessful. When people found out, especially /cow/, they attempted to make a spectacle of the splinter forum. This resulted in it becoming invite only. About 5 people were banned in total in the weeks passing, and to this day, I'm pretty sure Foulmouth, Bgheff, Luna, and PvtRichardCranium still hold a small sewing circle on a reclusive corner of the Internet.
But this year has been rather pleasant! Right? Aside from Gamerfood's death throes after Jace's reveal not much has happened. Oh sure, a few people got "doxxed", but that's external drama. Not internal. Nobody important has been banned from the forum in almost a year, and everything seems to be holding together. Well, that's what I thought.
I don't know why I'm writing this. I don't know why I'm going to post this. This kind of drama always angers me, or saddens me. This time I'm going to enjoy it. I'm tired of trying to smother a fire. This time, I'm going to let it burn itself out as quickly as possible. I was originally going to wait for Jan to respond to my email, but I'm done holding other people's dirty laundry.
These are the main players in this drama. Objectively, none of these people are innocent. This is how I see the story, from what I've pieced together.
- snakesvsplanes
- KingOfManga420
- Tyce / Rob
- Dean Wean (now Blueberry, no relation to the prostitute)
- Glaive
- Jan
The earliest thing I can write about is Glaive and Snakes. I don't know when this started, but they sort of became intertwined at some point. This is also the only point that I'm truly involved in. There were some rumors going around that Snakes was bothering people about Waifu, or was trying to intentionally sabotage relations with people, but I mostly ignored those because: a) snakes is pretty, b) snakes is a pretty girl, c) snakes is a pretty girl who develops video games which is cool. I was also trying to hit things off with a girl who wants to be eaten alive at the time so that wouldn't have been appropriate. Glaive also seemed to agree my assessment, however, and they got together.
Immediately following this time, I believe, Deagle Nation became exposed as a show. Suddenly, Jan and Rob were out of things to do and were kicking around random ideas for how to continue the great sideshow that was their lives. Originally, I suggested to both DeagleDad and Snakes that they pretend to be a couple. I thought they could do a thing where DD was trans, in a "lesbian" relationship with Snakes, and then Snakes could play up the womyn in video games aspect to piss off Brianna Wu and the GamerGhazi folks some more. DD didn't see eye to eye with me on that, apparently, because it never went through. He confided in private that he didn't want to deal with any more "sociopaths", and silently dropped off my radar, as did everyone else.
However, I wasn't the only person pitching ideas to DeagleDad. KingOfManga also apparently was trying very hard to get his ideas approved by The Writers(tm), but they had other things in mind. Dean Wean then asked themselves, "could KingOfManga be girlfriend saga'd?", and the answer to that was a resounding "yes". I heard about this around the time it had happened, but in the spirit of being an ambivalent cunt, I said nothing. Not my problem, and I promised I wouldn't. This went out for a number of months.
I found out from Snakes later that she was planning on meeting the person-of Tyce in London. Apparently they had a thing going and I know that was real. I didn't know what had happened to Glaive and she told me it didn't work out. OK. This is also none of my business.
In this moment of respite I started working on a bunch of random shit, quit my job, moved countries again. Then suddenly, this week, I hear rumors. KingOfManga apparently caught on to his catfish. Great, I figure, this is going to be some big drama bomb. Still not my business. The littlest meeps about Snakes started rising up again. I figure it's the mean girls team going back to work, but this time it was from Pandas Galore, who I didn't even know had ever met Snakes. This time, however, I had logs. Months old logs of Glaive telling her to not be mean to Snakes and Snakes bragging that her "admin boyfriend" could read private messages, something which isn't true.
Now, KingOfManga claims he has top-secret documents and Google Drive files about Deagle Nation he can use to ruin it. He says he knows Rob (Tyce) is as bad as the character Tyce, because Rob does uppers and has a meth lab in his basement or something. He thinks Jan is his friend, and I don't think any of that is true. I'm pretty sure that Jan wrote some bullshit documents to keep the game going, Rob played Tyce (the same fucking schtick too) to entertain Snakes, and Snakes used her influence to try and shut out other girls by taking advantage of Glaive, who never learned the First Rule of the Magi's Guild: don't trust a succubus.
Now, repent my children, repent for your sins; we all share the burden of autism.
Every year, this website experiences a massive drama. There is something big that happens which results in veteran members disappearing or being banned. The earliest I can remember, or was present for, was in 2012. During that year, Mew, Osfos, Blueberry, and Chityoru were banned. Blueberry claimed that Chit had posted pictures of her in a t-shirt or something on a pedophile website. The resulting drama resulted in all four being banned, including Chit, who was at the time a mod. Since then, he is the only moderator to ever have been banned.
In 2013, I took over the board. Immediately, Blueberry and Osfos messaged me via a one-way contact form asking to be unbanned. I replied using my personal email address. They encouraged me to discard Champthom's determination to keep them banned, but I declined. They resented me for that. When Bgheff showed me pictures of Blueberry's backpage photos (she was a prostitute), I showcased them in Spergatory. This was a pretty dumb idea in retrospect, because to get revenge, they looked up my email address and that is why you all know my name.
In 2014, a few members broke away from the forum after Deagle Nation began to rise and the forum migrated away from Chris. They attempted to invite everyone over to this splinter board, but that was rather unsuccessful. When people found out, especially /cow/, they attempted to make a spectacle of the splinter forum. This resulted in it becoming invite only. About 5 people were banned in total in the weeks passing, and to this day, I'm pretty sure Foulmouth, Bgheff, Luna, and PvtRichardCranium still hold a small sewing circle on a reclusive corner of the Internet.
But this year has been rather pleasant! Right? Aside from Gamerfood's death throes after Jace's reveal not much has happened. Oh sure, a few people got "doxxed", but that's external drama. Not internal. Nobody important has been banned from the forum in almost a year, and everything seems to be holding together. Well, that's what I thought.
I don't know why I'm writing this. I don't know why I'm going to post this. This kind of drama always angers me, or saddens me. This time I'm going to enjoy it. I'm tired of trying to smother a fire. This time, I'm going to let it burn itself out as quickly as possible. I was originally going to wait for Jan to respond to my email, but I'm done holding other people's dirty laundry.
These are the main players in this drama. Objectively, none of these people are innocent. This is how I see the story, from what I've pieced together.
- snakesvsplanes
- KingOfManga420
- Tyce / Rob
- Dean Wean (now Blueberry, no relation to the prostitute)
- Glaive
- Jan
The earliest thing I can write about is Glaive and Snakes. I don't know when this started, but they sort of became intertwined at some point. This is also the only point that I'm truly involved in. There were some rumors going around that Snakes was bothering people about Waifu, or was trying to intentionally sabotage relations with people, but I mostly ignored those because: a) snakes is pretty, b) snakes is a pretty girl, c) snakes is a pretty girl who develops video games which is cool. I was also trying to hit things off with a girl who wants to be eaten alive at the time so that wouldn't have been appropriate. Glaive also seemed to agree my assessment, however, and they got together.
Immediately following this time, I believe, Deagle Nation became exposed as a show. Suddenly, Jan and Rob were out of things to do and were kicking around random ideas for how to continue the great sideshow that was their lives. Originally, I suggested to both DeagleDad and Snakes that they pretend to be a couple. I thought they could do a thing where DD was trans, in a "lesbian" relationship with Snakes, and then Snakes could play up the womyn in video games aspect to piss off Brianna Wu and the GamerGhazi folks some more. DD didn't see eye to eye with me on that, apparently, because it never went through. He confided in private that he didn't want to deal with any more "sociopaths", and silently dropped off my radar, as did everyone else.
However, I wasn't the only person pitching ideas to DeagleDad. KingOfManga also apparently was trying very hard to get his ideas approved by The Writers(tm), but they had other things in mind. Dean Wean then asked themselves, "could KingOfManga be girlfriend saga'd?", and the answer to that was a resounding "yes". I heard about this around the time it had happened, but in the spirit of being an ambivalent cunt, I said nothing. Not my problem, and I promised I wouldn't. This went out for a number of months.
I found out from Snakes later that she was planning on meeting the person-of Tyce in London. Apparently they had a thing going and I know that was real. I didn't know what had happened to Glaive and she told me it didn't work out. OK. This is also none of my business.
In this moment of respite I started working on a bunch of random shit, quit my job, moved countries again. Then suddenly, this week, I hear rumors. KingOfManga apparently caught on to his catfish. Great, I figure, this is going to be some big drama bomb. Still not my business. The littlest meeps about Snakes started rising up again. I figure it's the mean girls team going back to work, but this time it was from Pandas Galore, who I didn't even know had ever met Snakes. This time, however, I had logs. Months old logs of Glaive telling her to not be mean to Snakes and Snakes bragging that her "admin boyfriend" could read private messages, something which isn't true.
Now, KingOfManga claims he has top-secret documents and Google Drive files about Deagle Nation he can use to ruin it. He says he knows Rob (Tyce) is as bad as the character Tyce, because Rob does uppers and has a meth lab in his basement or something. He thinks Jan is his friend, and I don't think any of that is true. I'm pretty sure that Jan wrote some bullshit documents to keep the game going, Rob played Tyce (the same fucking schtick too) to entertain Snakes, and Snakes used her influence to try and shut out other girls by taking advantage of Glaive, who never learned the First Rule of the Magi's Guild: don't trust a succubus.
Now, repent my children, repent for your sins; we all share the burden of autism.
