🪦 Deceased Stone-Man-Warrior / Kelly Karl Sleight / America05906759 / socioterrific / StoneMa75807331 - Oregon schizophrenic who claimed to have killed multiple governors and the Pope, got attacked by child soldiers and lions daily, dead from rotting leg

Okay, I have read this thread but I'm not 100 % on the full lore and finer details, but am I right that
1) anti biotics and medical attention is out of the question
2) he will resist some things out of fear of poison
3) he may or may not listen to some people
Based on that I would suggest someone suggest him this
1) place small sheets of fabric on the sounds
2) pour hydrogen peroxide over
3) when the bubbling stops, rip fabric off. It will take the pus with it. Yes, this hurts as much as you would think
4) give wounds a thin layer of honey and wrap it back up
Or if the first part is impossible, maybe he will be okay with just honey
 
Swagstika said:
Okay, I have read this thread but I'm not 100 % on the full lore and finer details, but am I right that
1) anti biotics and medical attention is out of the question
2) he will resist some things out of fear of poison
3) he may or may not listen to some people
Based on that I would suggest someone suggest him this
1) place small sheets of fabric on the sounds
2) pour hydrogen peroxide over
3) when the bubbling stops, rip fabric off. It will take the pus with it. Yes, this hurts as much as you would think
4) give wounds a thin layer of honey and wrap it back up
Or if the first part is impossible, maybe he will be okay with just honey
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Antibiotics and medical attention are out of the question because all medical professionals are terror troops. He's crazy to the point where he refuses aid, it isn't an options without applying force, its not because it isn't there. All the help he could want is there if he chose to take it.
 
Swagstika said:
Okay, I have read this thread but I'm not 100 % on the full lore and finer details, but am I right that
1) anti biotics and medical attention is out of the question
2) he will resist some things out of fear of poison
3) he may or may not listen to some people
Based on that I would suggest someone suggest him this
1) place small sheets of fabric on the sounds
2) pour hydrogen peroxide over
3) when the bubbling stops, rip fabric off. It will take the pus with it. Yes, this hurts as much as you would think
4) give wounds a thin layer of honey and wrap it back up
Or if the first part is impossible, maybe he will be okay with just honey
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He will think the honey is poisoned too. Unfortunately there really is no way to help some schizophrenics without restraining them.
 
I've seen a lot of shit on the internet over the years, but something about this man really hit me.
Sad state.
 
I think that while he might have accepted e.g. a physical copy of Where There Is No Doctor, he's got a suspicion of any suggestions from the Internet. (In any other case, this would be a positive.) He writes a lot about messages being intercepted/spied on, so he's aware he has an audience--he just thinks that that audience is Canadian terror troops posing as his neighbors to coordinate their doppelganger attacks, not bleeding-heart autists on a gossip forum.

The time for self-help has passed, but I agree that he's proactive enough to try ditch medicine on himself. As heartbreaking as it is to watch Stone-Man, his can-do spirit is a refreshing change from all the extremely online cows whose approach to any problem, no matter how small, is to whine and do nothing. The hydrogen peroxide and the oral sodium bicarbonate were arrived at by variously-sound reasoning, and are variously effective, but my God, at least he's trying.

I hope he's incommunicado in some hospital right now, demanding only sealed water bottles and keeping track of which nurses are reptilians but still allowing them to give him antibiotics. In between killing terror ninjas with his bedpan.
 
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Gone Ham said:
As much as I hate to be a pessimist, I think he’s gone. We would’ve heard from him if he was in the hospital, or at least from the cops for welfare checks. I think it’s over guys.
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Was Kelly posting from his phone or a PC? If he ended up taken to the hospital in, let's say, a flurry of activity, they probably didn't bring his battlestation along with.

If you're right, it's time to pack up Oregon. The last man is dead; no need to keep it up any longer.
 
@Anne Hyroe would surely have heard back by now if that was the case. The fact that there's still no word positive or negative I take to mean that he's currently in an in-between state of "still shacked up and refusing to answer the door and talk to the terror-sherriff" or "dead and they are arranging the funeral and disposal issues".

That in-between state in question being "he's in critical care getting his leg removed and his bloodstream purged of all the toxic sludge before his liver and kidneys pack it in, so no one's gonna say shit until he comes out of it alive or dies".
 
Inquisitor_BadAss said:
Anybody got a link to the local obituary? Should probably keep an eye on it just to be sure.
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that was kind of a crappy site, but there's

Grants Pass, Oregon Obituaries | Legacy.com

Browse the most recent Grants Pass, Oregon obituaries and condolences. Celebrate and remember the lives we have lost in Grants Pass, Oregon.
www.legacy.com www.legacy.com
 
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I currently have an online subscription to the local paper (Grants Pass Daily Courier) and I've been keeping an eye out.
 
I’m sorry for the silence but there’s not a lot to update.

The police won’t tell me anything about the outcome of the welfare check as I’m not family. The family haven’t let me know the outcome of theirs. They have attempted to contact Kelly repeatedly but he hasn’t answered in months and they live across the country. He believes they have been killed and replaced by SAG so there’s little they can do to help him, though they do care about him.

The fact that they haven’t been in touch makes me think that he’s dead and so I absolutely don’t want to disturb them. I think we just need a little patience and for the family to be left in peace. Sorry I can’t give a better update.
 
Inquisitor_BadAss said:
Someone has tried previously if I’m remembering correctly but hospitals won’t give information.
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If I remember correctly, someone requested it last time we had radio silence from him. HIPPA should allow hospitals to confirm if a patient is in care or not.

Monkey Shoulder said:
So no news? How long has the radio silence been?
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Per his Tumblr, linked in the OP, last activity was May 6th.
 
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