[2021 May 14th] Mass Effect Begathon - "Mortgage Effect"

What will the begathon tips goal be?

  • <=$500

    Votes: 12 3.7%
  • $501-$1000

    Votes: 11 3.4%
  • $1001-$1500

    Votes: 25 7.7%
  • $1501-$2000

    Votes: 44 13.6%
  • $2001-$3000

    Votes: 89 27.6%
  • $3000+

    Votes: 142 44.0%

  • Total voters
    323
Status
Not open for further replies.
Can't wait for him to claim how much he loves ME1 and yet spend half the time doing nothing, stalling, pausing the game to rant, pausing the game to check tips, sausage mode-ing all over the gaff.

I know it's DSP and he can always find fresh new ways to irritate and disappoint you, but if he mutes the music for Mass Effect, he deserves to lose his house. It's a phenomenal soundtrack, and a huge part of why it has such strong atmosphere.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Big Brown Schlub
The $3000 makes sense. It is the total of his mortgage ($1800) and his back tax payment, and a little extra.

That means that everything he said before this was a complete lie - none of the money raised this week reduced the goal, this was always the cost and this was always what the marathon was going to be. All that money was pocketed, and now he wants the actual money to cover the bills.

He also just claimed that $3k is not a replacement for what he makes on Twitch - this is greatly reduced.
Yeah, that's correct, but the $200/stream goal already replaced the Twitch earnings. So of course this $3k doesn't solely replace the Twitch income - it was supposed to already have been replaced. Semantics.
 
He just said the 3K is WAY less (his words, not mine) than what he usually gets from twitch?? If you're a useless fucking paypig and even THAT doesn't piss you off (because that means he got way more than 3K from twitch each month yet still cried poor), then I truly hope he scams you until you're a fucking homeless retard.
 
currently telling them he needs a lot of money for all stuff that racked up during the years. looks like he already forgotten his debt was all wiped out, or he just hopes his paypigs forgot

btw: just said that wont happen again, its the last time he will ask for so much money :stress:
 
Just said he earned significantly more than $3000 a month from Twitch. That's got to activate a few almonds in that chat
Anyone who has almonds already has them activated and nicely toasted. His whales are subhuman and still won't process that detractors have been right about literally all of this.

Phil is now claiming that he can't cut back on his lifestyle - these are his commitments. He also said that he would have already had the $3k if he worked with Twitch.
He made more this month already. The Forbidden Math is truly forbidden for a reason.

Just like right now, he is saying every little bit helps.
So he already has the money to pay his necessary bills, he just wants more.
That's literally what that means.

EDIT: Audibly stumbling over explaining how he was in a good position before this. You can hear him watching his phrasing because he has been begging and lying all year, so there were certain things he had to stop himself from saying to avoid outright lying.
 
ha.PNG
 
Only detractors can do math and know DSP already received his Twitch payment “replacement”.

He knows his fans are too retarded to remember the $200 tips goal all month.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Big Brown Schlub
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back