Celebrity Azealia Amanda Banks / Azealia Banks / cheapyxousa - Legendary dramacow, rapper from the 212, practicing witch, cat taxidermist, master troll, fights with everyone and everything

[Weeping Willow]

Azealia is a damn genius. I think she’s more talented then a lot of the female rappers out now. It’s kind of a shame she doesn’t stick to making music but at least her controversies and beef with everyone is def hilarious.

edit: grammar is hard

 

[Sketch]

I mean.... she's not wrong about Elon musk. He really look like that.
Oink Oink Elon

 

[Puck]

I love how the queen BPD hoes is a black chick

 

[KhorneFlakes]

I'm not sure the Chaos Gods would be quite so devious.

Chicken and cat skulls are still skulls

In 2016, Banks took to Twitter to express her endorsement of Donald Trump's 2016 presidential campaign, clarifying that "I have no hope for America...I think Donald Trump is evil like America is evil and in order for America to keep up with itself it needs him...politicians are inherently evil, I trust the one who is most transparent."[98] Banks retracted her endorsement of Trump in October 2016, posting on Facebook, "I made a major mistake endorsing toupey-toupee. Women's rights are important and we must protect them."[99][100] Nonetheless, after Trump won the presidency, Banks posted "He is my fucking hero right now. I am elated."

Azealia Banks has dragon energy.

4D chess at its peak

 

[White Girl]

Azealia is a damn genius. I think she’s more talented then them a lot of the female rappers out now. It’s kind of a shame she doesn’t stick to making music but her controversies and beef with everyone is def hilarious.

Honestly both Cupcakke and Azealia are super talented and don't get their flowers. They're killing the rap game.

 

[Celestine]

Honestly both Cupcakke and Azealia are super talented and don't get their flowers. They're killing the rap game.

You're right and you should say it. Cup recorded a diss track that calls out like, 20 different people

 

[Tard Repository]

"You smell like a roll of nickels" is one of the most unique insults I've ever seen. It's popped up randomly in my head since I read the OP and I have to stifle a random chuckle every time like a schizophrenic retard.

 

[RavioliHabit]

"You smell like a roll of nickels" is one of the most unique insults I've ever seen. It's popped up randomly in my head since I read the OP and I have to stifle a random chuckle every time like a schizophrenic retard.

“You don’t even have bone marrow sis” lives in my head rent-free

 

[suicide hotline]

Azealia is, along with Fedsmoker, an occupant of that rare and unique upper tier of lolcow where they've ascended to the point that they've effectively pulled an Uno Reverse and turned the entire world into their lolcow instead.

 

[NarcissusRyuichi]

This queen doesn't deserve a thread on here. She has done no wrong.

 

[suicide hotline]

This queen doesn't deserve a thread on here. She has done no wrong.

She absolutely does deserve a thread, she's extremely volatile, batshit insane and side-splittingly hilarious. She's fun to watch, I've enjoyed her antics on social media for years now. This is just going to be one of those rare threads where we're likely celebrating her far more than denigrating her, that's all. We're a hive of trolls, and she's our patron saint.

 

[Lady Crow]

“You don’t even have bone marrow sis” lives in my head rent-free

Watching your pfp while listening to that Cupcakke track...

 

[Weed Eater]

She's hilarious but can everyone stop simping over her obnoxious jigaboo rap garbage that she produces? I listened to "Ice Princess" and that leaked Gaga song she did. She isn't good, where's the "talent" everyone keeps crying about?

Like goddamn women shouldn't even be rapping in the first place. The CupKKKake shilling is dumb too. She sings about how she's a slut and her pussy is wet, big whoop. I expected better from you Kiwis.

Your anger only fuels me.

 

[Swein Forkbeard]

Gorl is BASED. She is right about Cardi B. She is right about Grimes. She is right about white gay culture. She is right about Lana del Ray. She is right about Britbong and Irebong. And damn she is right about Lizzo.
Azealia is the black rapper whose career white music execs had to kill because she’s too intelligent and too angry to be safe. They prefer to play it safe with neutered porno puppets like Cardi B.

 

[Healthy Boy Brand]

She's hilarious but can everyone stop simping over her obnoxious jigaboo rap garbage that she produces? I listened to "Ice Princess" and that leaked Gaga song she did. She isn't good, where's the "talent" everyone keeps crying about?

Like goddamn women shouldn't even be rapping in the first place. The CupKKKake shilling is dumb too. She sings about how she's a slut and her pussy is wet, big whoop. I expected better from you Kiwis.

Muricans, can't go beyond electric monkey noises even when they manage to break the mainstream conditioning.

 

[Weed Eater]

Muricans, can't go beyond electric monkey noises even when they manage to break the mainstream conditioning.

>can't go beyond electric monkey noises
I beg to differ.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

"You smell like a roll of nickels" is one of the most unique insults I've ever seen. It's popped up randomly in my head since I read the OP and I have to stifle a random chuckle every time like a schizophrenic retard.

It makes one question how many people we know in our lives that smell like a roll of nickels, or really any form of currency for that matter.

 

[Revo]

Since I am done reading this thread for now, i decide to archive the videos which are related with Azealia, bc Azelia is a very interesting, likeable and special woman.
Here's the 1st part:

I love Azealia she's a great musician and is based as hell.
Ice Princess is my favourite song from her.

Spoiler: Archive: Azealia Banks - Ice Princess (Audio)

I unironically love everything about this crazy bitch. She'd probably be one of the biggest female rappers right now if she didn't burn so many bridges and make herself such a PR liability. Immense talent yet stuck selling butthole soaps while dodging social media bans.

My second favorite after Heavy Metal and Reflective

Spoiler: Archive: Azealia Banks - Heavy Metal And Reflective (Official Audio)

I will forever unironically love Azealia for gracing us with Big Big Beat:

And she’s right, Grimes looks exactly like someone who would smell like a roll of nickels

Spoiler: Archive: Azealia Banks - The Big Big Beat

I'd probably put this in the OP IMO, but she first got noticed for her song 212.

that was 9 fucking years ago. Jesus. Also her Fantasea mixtape is okay.

Spoiler: Archive: AZEALIA BANKS - 212 FT. LAZY JAY

Remember when she was on Nick(gurr) Cannon's ratched ass Wild n Out show that got dropped after he went racist against white people, but more importantly anti semitic?

They made our girl sad

The aftermath

She also performed Anna Wintour to these obviously musically handicapped people who can't even appreciate her musical talent, so they awkwardly do some hood dancing in the background

This song does not belong to this show.

Spoiler: Archive: How PETTY is Azealia Banks?! | Wild 'N Out | MTV

Spoiler: Archive: Azealia Banks "GOES OFF!" On Nick Cannon & Cast Of Wild'N Out!

Spoiler: Archive: Azealia Banks Brings 'Anna Wintour' to Wild 'N Out 👠 (Live Performance) | Wild 'N Out | MTV

Man I love me some Azealia Banks.

Yung Rapunxel and Anna Wintour are fucking fire. The fact that she calls out gays is a nice little cherry on top.

I still remember the Lady Gaga drama she had. They collabed and had finished the song, but of course our little Azealia Banks got in fight with Gaga and the song was scrapped from Gaga's album. The song was leaked eventually by someone unknown (though everyone theorizes it was Azealia).

Spoiler: Archive: Red Flame (ft. Lady Gaga) - Azealia Banks

Iirc she was discovered by TI but squandered the opportunity in typical fashion. Seemed to do alright without him. *shrug*


Here's one of her lesser known songs made very early in her career and one of my favorites even though it's very short. Far more conventional rap than what she's been up to since, so I'm guessing TI had something to do with it. Also, this was uploaded in 2010 which means Azealia Banks has been kicking around in public for over 10 years now which is insane to me.

Spoiler: Archive: Azealia Banks - L8R

 

[Revo]

Part 2:

Azealia triggers the fuck out of another celebrity cow I enjoy, Cardi B, so she's based in my books.

She and Cardi went at it on Instagram a few years ago, and Azealia burned her so fucking bad that Cardi ended up deleting her Instagram for a few days.

If you like Azaelia Banks I highly recommend the interview, she is a well-spoken lady and the media spun the story to make her look bad in Cardi's favor (this isn't shocking, since Cardi pays off journalists and news outlets to give her good press). I've timestamped the particular clip, but in an interview with the Breakfast Club she was talking about the state of female rap and music and how we've gone from Beyonce and an album like Lemonade, for example, to someone like Cardi B and Invasion of Privacy.

Of course, Cardi chimped the fuck out when she was called out for being a caricature of a black women and had her lack of talent outside of dancing on a stripper pole put on blast:

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As noted in the OP, Azealia has a tendency to delete her tweets, so her responses are no longer available for archiving however there are still quotes. This was her response:

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Clearly, Azealia was too much for Cardi to wrap her mind around because she posted this before making her Instagram private and then deleting it entirely later on:

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And, of course, based Azaelia responds...

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As far as I know, Cardi doesn't really give her the time of day anymore (I'm guessing on the advice of her PR team) but Azealia still manages to get under the skin of her sister, Hennessey:

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She certainly has a way with words. I like her music and she brings me lots of laughs.

Spoiler: Archive: Azealia Banks Talks New Single, The State Of Female Rap, RZA, Donald Trump + More

BONUS SOMEWHAT RELATED

Since someone else mentioned her being tangentially related, I need to post this just for fun in case there's people that haven't seen it: Cardi B taking a nasty loud shit on Instagram

Spoiler: Archive: Cardi B takes a Poop “Number 2” on IG Live

A bit of an aside, but based Azealia also managed to trigger the ever loving fuck out of Charlemagne (the Breakfast Club host who’s primarily conducting the interview there). He looks on the verge of tears while rattling off the list of jabs Azealia hurled his way;

The first 30 seconds or so are the funniest, but at about a minute in he starts yelling. She really burned his ass

Spoiler: Archive: Charlamagne Speaks on Being Called an Uncle Tom by Azealia Banks

 

[Weeping Willow]

Like goddamn women shouldn't even be rapping.

Lol what does this mean? It sounds like something an incel would say.