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Gee, it sure would be a shame if Midfirst knew about this...
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Gee, it sure would be a shame if Midfirst knew about this...
YokuNama
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Phil didn't hit the goal every stream but he definately went over a few days so I say that $11,000 is accurate. If he did his taxes he would take home $7,700 in profit... but we all know he doesn't and will charge his unpaid taxes to the fans later down the line.
gaarashatan
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we stopped the tippers from tipping. again we have ruined phils fkin life, MWAHAHAHAHA
Surly Muppet
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Worth mentioning in here is that he said that $1k Jaxx tip took care of all his bills through to the end of April.
That means that he has made at least $10k to cover his bills for the first half of May, and yet was just begging for an $1800 mortgage payment.
It's just straight up not possible that he couldn't afford the mortgage unless he frivolously blew all of that money. In fact, he should be able to afford his entire month of expenses already, based on what he claimed in the bankruptcy. All the information required to do this Forbidden Math is public-facing, and these estimates are actually conservative with DevilUK arriving on the scene.
Il_Duke
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To whoever setup the dsp.institute crawl, it looks like users that were banned and then unbanned fuck with the 'live bans' page - queendefender, GreenJenni, and our favorite fauxtractor Snowkarl_ had their last 4 messages at the top of the page regardless of whether or not what they said was timed out. That's not criticism, you've done a real service to the No-Life Loser Detractor community, but I figured you'd want to know.
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"tomorrow is another day"
Another day, another memory-holed pile of $$$. Please tip me!
Another day, another memory-holed pile of $$$. Please tip me!
Genichiro
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At this point, Phllip boi even doesn't need to consider savings, 
topping up the gacha funds is already more than enough than he "realistically" want, right ?
When he passes on, OIC is gonna give 50k for pick-me-up for his next life.
topping up the gacha funds is already more than enough than he "realistically" want, right ? When he passes on, OIC is gonna give 50k for pick-me-up for his next life.
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Warning! PL
I am currently on SSDI, and seeking to come out of retirement, just because sitting on my ass all day playing games/drinking/smoking is so incredibly unfulfilling I'm surprised I haven't done anything spectacularly exceptional yet... so what do I do? I'm trying to come out of disability retirement to actually go back to work, not for the paycheck, but, the social experience of interacting with people besides my kids/parents.
EDIT: My point more succinctly: how bad do things have to get for the shittiest person before they look to change anything in their life to alleviate the angst created by knowing they don't contribute anything to society, no kids, not a goddamn thing but giving money to mobile games/doordash? Ignorance must be bliss?
I am currently on SSDI, and seeking to come out of retirement, just because sitting on my ass all day playing games/drinking/smoking is so incredibly unfulfilling I'm surprised I haven't done anything spectacularly exceptional yet... so what do I do? I'm trying to come out of disability retirement to actually go back to work, not for the paycheck, but, the social experience of interacting with people besides my kids/parents.
EDIT: My point more succinctly: how bad do things have to get for the shittiest person before they look to change anything in their life to alleviate the angst created by knowing they don't contribute anything to society, no kids, not a goddamn thing but giving money to mobile games/doordash? Ignorance must be bliss?
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YokuNama
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.......What???????
If I could give a power-leveling, mad-on-the-internet, and autism rating at the same time I would do it for your post.
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Well you know what they say, life is all about perspective.
When you were wasting away in your house, you knew full well what experiences and emotions you were missing out on.
Phil, on the other hand, has been a pampered shut-in his entire life, and he’s terrified of change. He sees no problem with his lifestyle as long as the money faucet keeps flowing. And he fucking panics every time it stops.
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Starting to understand why the wheelchairs just go along with whatever DSP says, because the absurd truth and the absurd narrative are so bizarrely out of synch with any stretch of reality that trying to wrap your head around how a man can both be desperate to need 3k in a day yet be absolutely calm about not getting even half of that and turn around and expect for some reason that he was held out on and ask for another $400 because it's how he has decided to make a living it just makes your brain start to bleed a bit.
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Reposting because spam filter:
I found some passwords Phil used from a database breach collection for darksydephil@hotmail.com,
kanakonn22
darksydeph
ricardo1
wweraw47
None of them works on his email, sadly. I also don't actually know what websites these passwords are for. Does Phil have any email addresses besides darksydephil@hotmail.com?
I found some passwords Phil used from a database breach collection for darksydephil@hotmail.com,
kanakonn22
darksydeph
ricardo1
wweraw47
None of them works on his email, sadly. I also don't actually know what websites these passwords are for. Does Phil have any email addresses besides darksydephil@hotmail.com?
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PieceofShet
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You guys are fuckin sick.
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Boogiesfatasfuck
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Check out
Theres 21 sites that emails on that had the pass leaked.
friendly reminder to use a different password for each site lol
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At the risk of posting too much about this, I just can't get it out of my head. So like, on average dude was prior to the departnering pulling in ~$5k from his Twitch paycheck that he claims was enough to cover his major middle of the month expenses like his mortgage and taxes. YouTube and Patreon take care of incidental bills throughout the month, which give or take is another $900 (I'm just going off of memory here if my math is way off base I'll take the dumbs). When it comes to how he purposes his tips money the narrative changes based on what day you're asking him, it's either going to taxes or surprise bills or incidental bills or his living expenses what have you. This is, as far as I understand, what DSP claims how his money gets divided each month. The amount he pulls in just from tips is what, another 5-6k monthly average since the $100 a stream tips goal went into effect?
Check that narrative vs. what we know of the bankruptcy filing, and his stated monthly bills for his household is average $5k to take care of all of his expenses and incidentals for the month, then we give DSP the benefit of the doubt that his business class internet costs $400 monthly and add in another $150 or so for new games for the month. Put in about $1k for keeping current with his federal and state taxes, and we have about $4k a month unaccounted for because DSP is neither saving this money or making any lavish purchases that anyone is aware of. I and many of you are convinced that this free money goes to Scopely every month, because there is no other working explanation of where else this money can go.
I can't help but genuinely believe that when he says he is broke, that he's spent all his money because nothing about DSP says that he's learned better how to manage his funds. I could be wildly off base on that assumption but given how the bankruptcy showed us that DSP was not making any good moves with his income to square his debts in my heart of hearts I just don't see that trend changing because DSP has never changed. This is important because to earnestly believe DSP, you have to believe that his bills are double what he's had to declare in writing to a government agency that it would have benefitted him greatly if he could show a larger expenditure monthly for personal bills.
April 21st rolls around and DSP loses his partnership and makes no effort to reclaim it. The tips goal escalates from $100 a stream to $200 a stream, purportedly to stave off lost revenue. Patreon subs climb a bit, like about 100 give or take right? I'm bad at remembering. From the 22nd till now he's made a fair go at his new tips goal with my retarded math estimates of about $150 average per stream.
First, my brain can't wrap around how he would be out his Twitch paycheck when he's actively tried to recoup those losses from his departnering till now. The easy answer is the insatiable black hole that is DSP's wallet demands that even if the math is good that more money isn't bad, this is the only reason I can see for how he's so calm today about not hitting his arbitrary $3k goal because even if Twitch paid him, he wouldn't have critically needed the money to begin with.
That doesn't jive well with his narrative that he needs the money which leaves me wondering if somehow he's actually trying to scam people with pitying him to rake in a little extra cash but he usually saves his debasement for when he's desperate, the only thing I can think is that he dumped too much money into Scopely but that's not satisfying because he didn't get his money and he's not in panic mode about it. Maybe he's going to ask Kat for a loan to cover the mortgage? I don't know I'm lost and none of what has happened or is happening is satisfying and I feel like I'm missing a part of the story here.
Check that narrative vs. what we know of the bankruptcy filing, and his stated monthly bills for his household is average $5k to take care of all of his expenses and incidentals for the month, then we give DSP the benefit of the doubt that his business class internet costs $400 monthly and add in another $150 or so for new games for the month. Put in about $1k for keeping current with his federal and state taxes, and we have about $4k a month unaccounted for because DSP is neither saving this money or making any lavish purchases that anyone is aware of. I and many of you are convinced that this free money goes to Scopely every month, because there is no other working explanation of where else this money can go.
I can't help but genuinely believe that when he says he is broke, that he's spent all his money because nothing about DSP says that he's learned better how to manage his funds. I could be wildly off base on that assumption but given how the bankruptcy showed us that DSP was not making any good moves with his income to square his debts in my heart of hearts I just don't see that trend changing because DSP has never changed. This is important because to earnestly believe DSP, you have to believe that his bills are double what he's had to declare in writing to a government agency that it would have benefitted him greatly if he could show a larger expenditure monthly for personal bills.
April 21st rolls around and DSP loses his partnership and makes no effort to reclaim it. The tips goal escalates from $100 a stream to $200 a stream, purportedly to stave off lost revenue. Patreon subs climb a bit, like about 100 give or take right? I'm bad at remembering. From the 22nd till now he's made a fair go at his new tips goal with my retarded math estimates of about $150 average per stream.
First, my brain can't wrap around how he would be out his Twitch paycheck when he's actively tried to recoup those losses from his departnering till now. The easy answer is the insatiable black hole that is DSP's wallet demands that even if the math is good that more money isn't bad, this is the only reason I can see for how he's so calm today about not hitting his arbitrary $3k goal because even if Twitch paid him, he wouldn't have critically needed the money to begin with.
That doesn't jive well with his narrative that he needs the money which leaves me wondering if somehow he's actually trying to scam people with pitying him to rake in a little extra cash but he usually saves his debasement for when he's desperate, the only thing I can think is that he dumped too much money into Scopely but that's not satisfying because he didn't get his money and he's not in panic mode about it. Maybe he's going to ask Kat for a loan to cover the mortgage? I don't know I'm lost and none of what has happened or is happening is satisfying and I feel like I'm missing a part of the story here.
ok so i dont get it. every stream some dumb fuck tips 100-200 to hit tips goal on basic stream that means nothing but didnt tip big during the important big 'marathon'. its not like it was a surprise marathon. he told them about it. so why didnt these idiots like thedeviluk just save their money for this big event
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Because Phil spazzed out about not hitting tips goals on regular streams and told them to step the fuck up or the begging on the marathon stream would be worse.
So they did.
And today he wasn't able to hit his ultra important goal. I think this is proof his paypigs can eventually be sucked dry.
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