DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[DontEatSilicaGel]

On the begathon, he said that "twitch never pays on a saturday"... NEVER. Thats what he said.

He said they don't pay on Saturdays because there's no one in the office. Like it's the 1970's; they're manually printing out numbers of donations, counting them on a calculator with one of those little printing spools attached, triple checking for errors, creating a report for finance on a typewriter, sending for a runner to get it to the payment processing department, then having an Uber deliver a physical brown pay packet to his house.

It's automated!

 

[UaineRunei]

If Phil is going to continue with ME1 as normal, how's yesterday stream any different from a normal stream??

Also, do you guys know that Phil will investigate a DOUBLE MURDER in Danganronpa next week? Crazy huh

 

[DZoomer]

So Phil said that what he made yesterday paired with his Twitch payment should be enough to... Get him through the WEEK!?

Alright, he's really retarded when it comes to management of his money. Who the fuck gets money and then thinks "oh wow this should be enough for me to survive the next week" other than homeless people?

Also, I'm really interested in seeing the next chapters of the Pigroach Tales. Next month, there will definitely not be a Twitch payment.

Will Phil have a monthly fundraiser for bills?

Will his whales start running dry?

How long can he keep up this scam while still on Twitch?

Will he be "completely blindsided" by Midfirst, or will they succumb to the might of the roach?

Dunno about you guys, but I'm getting that vibe from before the bankruptcy back.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

If Phil is going to continue with ME1 as normal, how's yesterday stream any different from a normal stream??

Also, do you guys know that Phil will investigate a DOUBLE MURDER in Danganronpa next week? Crazy huh

He played about an hour extra overall during the Moster Madness Marathon that nearly killed him dood

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

"bad new is, long term WE got to make this viable, WE got to find a way, wether its raising a lot of tips on every stream or making patreon desirable to pledge to, thats what WE need to focus on. and WE need to set this up relatively quickly"

That sounds like a Snort staple to be.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Can't cook because da trollz
Can't play with viewers because da trollz
Can't do exclusive content because da trollz

But remember, they don't have a big presence in the streams and we don't care about them

 

[tomstone]

6 paypig-mods in his chat but a lot of thaxic stuff doesnt get deleted

 

[BarbatosRex]

"bad new is, long term WE got to make this viable, WE got to find a way, wether its raising a lot of tips on every stream or making patreon desirable to pledge to, thats what WE need to focus on. and WE need to set this up relatively quickly"

Pondscum 'Tism Cult Leader.

 

[tomstone]

retro playthrough with games that are 5-10 years old. king of retro everybody.

edit: witcher 3 is a retro game

 

[DukeMorty]

I do think after this last Twitch check he is going to gauge how well he does on Twitch. I bet when he notices he isn't getting a lot of tips, he will jump to YouTube to get those Memberships and Superchats that YouTube offers. However, he wont go to YouTube until he drains the Twitch only whales. I bet he is asking all his whales if he went to YouTube that they would still support him. I do know that OiC said he would not like DSP going to YouTube but I wouldn't be surprised if he convinces OiC and other whales to move to YouTube. Either way starting now we will see him beg more than ever, see if he drained his fans to the point they are done, and see some new lies like another surprise bill. So paypigs, this is the time to show us that Phil is invincible so start taking out loans from loan sharks, steal mom's credit card, and dump your disability checks into Phil. Don't disappoint us paypigs, we are counting on your tard bucks, otherwise us trolls win.

 

[YokuNama]

Stolen from @Comma :

I laughed really hard at that. What was the joke? Because he said "casual".

Phil, the thought of you expecting $3,000 to play a 10 year video game poorly is a joke in itself.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Has anyone managed to wring out of him how much his Twitch payment was, besides the vague "a thousand dollars less than 'normal'" comment?

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Stolen from @Comma :
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I laughed really hard at that. What was the joke? Because he said "casual".

Phil, the thought of you expecting $3,000 to play a 10 year video game poorly is a joke in itself.

If Phil was actually financially struggling, then his WWE Champions account wouldn't constantly be getting upgraded. What Phil really means is: people who joke about my gacha addiction don't get mercy

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

"bad new is, long term WE got to make this viable, WE got to find a way, wether its raising a lot of tips on every stream or making patreon desirable to pledge to, thats what WE need to focus on. and WE need to set this up relatively quickly"

The problems are ours, but the prahfit is all Phil's. Thankless, greedy parasite Great guy!

 

[Malcolm Tucker]

You know what would be a great patreon goal? Not talking about fucking money for a month.

 

[Crooked 16th]

I can't wait to watch Phil take 7 hours to get to Primm in New vegas

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

I want him to get $1300 to never leave Palette Town.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

He can't show the date on the email though, the trolls won't believe him so why bother? Also his email doesn't show the time it was sent, so stop being a mentally ill conspiracy theorist.

 

[Pargon]

You know what would be a great patreon goal? Not talking about fucking money for a month.

When a meme-y joke suddenly becomes completely appropriate.

 

[YokuNama]

The reason he just gave for him not being able to show the date?

His phone only shows the time within 24 hours then it doesn't show anything.

BULLSHIT.

I use Gmail. It replaces the time with the date after 24 hours. Also if you click on the email you can see the exact date and the exact time it came on the top left.