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Crooked 16th said:
Ear infections?
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he had like 2 ear infections, a kid is everyday my man
ProvenWrong said:
What ? Is this true ? Not someone with their microphone ?

I still don't believe it - maybe someone with kids or had kids can chime in. Aren't babies super loud ?
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I believe DSP claimed it came from the khando beside him- Phil lies a lot, but I believe this one (he hasnt had an incident since)

I can't believe some of yall are even entertaining DSP having a kid. I remember my mom used to tell me that I didn't sleep through a full night for like 7 fuckin months, and I don't blame her cause that's a long fucking time. Could you even imagine DSP being awoken constantly by a fucking baby that won't sleep through the night? Not to mention that I don't believe there was ANYTHING related to babies in his bankruptcy, so if you're spewing this conspiracy then you're saying he's had a baby within the last year. Not to mention again that babies are expensive and would take away from my man's WWE champions grind, and that's a BIG no no. There's just so much you have to correlate and uncover and maybe even retcon for this to work, so idk man I don't get it.
 
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Fill Bern El said:
he had like 2 ear infections, a kid is everyday my man

I believe DSP claimed it came from the khando beside him- Phil lies a lot, but I believe this one (he hasnt had an incident since)

I can't believe some of yall are even entertaining DSP having a kid. I remember my mom used to tell me that I didn't sleep through a full night for like 7 fuckin months, and I don't blame her cause that's a long fucking time. Could you even imagine DSP being awoken constantly by a fucking baby that won't sleep through the night? Not to mention that I don't believe there was ANYTHING related to babies in his bankruptcy, so if you're spewing this conspiracy then you're saying he's had a baby within the last year. Not to mention again that babies are expensive and would take away from my man's WWE champions grind, and that's a BIG no no. There's just so much you have to correlate and uncover and maybe even retcon for this to work, so idk man I don't get it.
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All of that and think about how he is with Kat and Jasper. Loves having them around, but bitches on his stream about them on his stream. He would exploit the fuck outta Piggy Jr. for pity bucks, that's for sure, but what a lot of people don't think about is how he would use him to get pity asspats too. I can imagine him sitting down for stream, talking about how Phillip Paul Burnell Jr. was up all night crying, and how Sr. had to keep waking Kat up to deal with him, as though that makes him look good.
 
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Crooked 16th said:
Plus this is a guy that kept a cat secret for months because he thought people would break in and do something,
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Phil hid that cat because he got a fucking cat while crying about making ends meet, not because he thought people were going to break in.
Fill Bern El said:
he had like 2 ear infections, a kid is everyday my man

I believe DSP claimed it came from the khando beside him- Phil lies a lot, but I believe this one (he hasnt had an incident since)

I can't believe some of yall are even entertaining DSP having a kid. I remember my mom used to tell me that I didn't sleep through a full night for like 7 fuckin months, and I don't blame her cause that's a long fucking time. Could you even imagine DSP being awoken constantly by a fucking baby that won't sleep through the night? Not to mention that I don't believe there was ANYTHING related to babies in his bankruptcy, so if you're spewing this conspiracy then you're saying he's had a baby within the last year. Not to mention again that babies are expensive and would take away from my man's WWE champions grind, and that's a BIG no no. There's just so much you have to correlate and uncover and maybe even retcon for this to work, so idk man I don't get it.
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Seriously, every time I read this "DOES PHIL HAVE A KID" stuff, I know the person saying it doesn't have a kid. They are fucking exhausting for normal people, and Phil "my cat woke me up once last night so I'm obliterated" Burnell would look like even more of a walking zombie than he does now with a baby waking up every hour or two screeching at an ungodly volume because it's hungry.

And that's leaving aside the intense greed he has that would immediately lead to begathons for all the shit you have to do for a baby: pre-natal visits, medicine, clothes, diapers, nursery shit. Fuck me, he acts like he's living hand-to-mouth now? It would be daily sob stories about how little Phil Jr. was going to have to sit in his poop-filled diaper and how Phil was just soooo tired because he kept getting woken up.
 
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If nothing else, having the bulk of his income from Superchat (because Phil’s viewers are attention-starved tards) has certainly been souring Phil’s mood.
He’s been getting money all night, but the Goal is at 18/200, which means Piggy’s upset. He’s been yawning and on the verge of falling asleep the whole stream.
I bet he’ll go back to Twitch next week when he realizes that shouting at his viewers to stop using Superchat won’t work. He needs that money RIGHT NOW!
EDIT: Right after I posted this, he just left the stream for a Water Break Whale Call, once again chastising his viewers for not giving him money the right way. If he doesn’t get that money right now, he won’t be able to afford his bills until late June! Even though he just told us that he was good on money...
EDIT #2: The whales are here, $25 from StraightCashHomie and $50 from ThePastyarchy. Phil’s mood has mysteriously improved and he’s laughing and wide-eyed. However, I think they actually paid him before he sent out the call, as they showed up before he was done. Phil claims this is proof that he does not do Whale Calls.
 
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Guess i'm toxic now! said:
Has anyone been keeping track of the total amount made in superchats?
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nah, it's hard to keep track unless you're here literally all day and actually paying attention

also: DSP is NOT falling asleep dood, he's just resting his eyes
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Crooked 16th said:
I just find it odd the amount of coincidences that point to a kid like him calling Kat his mom which is common for a SO if they are dealing with a child,.
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He calls her MOM alot because she cooks and cleans after him. I posted a video a while ago with Phil and Leanna just moving in that condo. Phil was filming while Leanna was taking in groceries. A gallon of tea bust on the floor and all he did was look at it while Leanna took care of it. I have no doubt Phil is the same way with Kat.
Crooked 16th said:
He started calling himself Jaspers father 9 months almost to the day from when him and kat got married, those baby noises when he was playing warzone, and that one time he caught himself about to say he was a parent when he was talking about why he doesn't like waifus.
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He's trying to uphold the delusion he has a "family" and he wants his viewers to think he's an adult. He views Jasper as his child because its cheaper than actually having one and he knows having a cat is not a lifetime commitment like a child.
Crooked 16th said:
He also said the other day that he tells his mom about Jasper every week when they talk, Who does that with a cat?
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Phil. He has nothing else to talk about in his life. This guy tweeted (or instagramed I don't remember which because it was so mundane of a post) about a 1 mm wide cut on his thumb. He has nothing going on in his life, dude.
Crooked 16th said:
Plus this is a guy that kept a cat secret for months because he thought people would break in and do something, So who's to say he wouldn't be even more paranoid about his kid.
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He kept the cat a secret because he cries broke every other day. So what does it look like saying he needs money to pay bills when he bought another mouth to feed.
 
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JetsetLucio said:
He did a mini-begment before getting up to take a piss, came back, "I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED! I DIDN'T DO A WHALE CALL!"
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First sorry for dub post but, yeah the two known whales all of a sudden tip. What a coincidence. And how Phil was trying to convince his viewers that he doesn't do whale calls tells me he's definately done it before.
 
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gaarashatan said:
does dsp rant about tevin behind the scenes to himself/kat and call him [stationary n word]? what yall think
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Like I said, the ease at which the word slipped and him not even acknowledging it sounds like it is sus as fuck. I think there is some legitimacy to Phil attributing the word to Tevin, especially since there has been near consistent use of the word for the last 10 years by Mr. Mature Adult.
 
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Claims he doesn't take his phone into the toilet. But just the other day he came back from a piss and said he had good news and bad news because he was on his phone. Now he expects us to believe he didn't get on discord or text his whales and miraculously come back from pissing to two large tips......fuq off phil. Keep throwing that cash into phil's wwe champs hole.
 
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Fill Bern El said:
Like I said, the ease at which the word slipped and him not even acknowledging it sounds like it is sus as fuck. I think there is some legitimacy to Phil attributing the word to Tevin, especially since there has been near consistent use of the word for the last 10 years by Mr. Mature Adult.
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Phil definitely has a weird tick around black people. To put my tinfoil hat on for a second, I figured it was because Phil is a giant, paranoid coward who thinks black people = criminals, so he developed his nervous tick. I don't think he actually hates them. At least, not more than he generally hates everyone else.

I also think there's plenty of evidence of Phil just being retarded when it comes to speech. I mean, we have a whole thread of all the weird things Phil says. We've even had similar instances in the past where he'd slur or fumble when reading something and it sounded like one of the Twitch forbidden words.
 
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Ikonick said:
He's definitely the biggest idiot. Gets banned from Phil's twitch and still crawls back and give him money lol
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Phil's chat is in an abusive relationship with Phil. No matter how many times Phil bans and mocks them, they always come crawling back. Phil has them by the balls and it's honestly funny as hell to see people suck up to such a slimy piece of shit.
 
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