Inactive Sandra Briggs Ralph / Ethan's mother

[AgriDrThunder]

Ralph would like all of us to think that he only lives with his mother for her well-being. He's a dotting and dutiful son, who humbly serves as his beloved mother's keeper and helper.

Well, we all know that that version is bullshit but we really don't know that much about this alleged mother. Meet, Sandra Briggs Ralph;

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[Fromtheblackdepths]

So compared to Chris' mother, how likely is it she'll pass away peacefully?

 

[RichardRApe]

In my fanfic Tranny Sandra (Trandra Ralph) killed real Sandra and took her place. There's still only one real Mama Ralph in my heart.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

So his mother quit seven jobs on July 12, 2020? The employment history dates make no sense.

Also, doesn’t it look terrible for a bank auditor and someone with an accounting degree to file for bankruptcy? I mean that shit is your wheelhouse ffs. Like a firefighter who has their own home burn to the ground.

 

[AgriDrThunder]

So his mother quit seven jobs on July 12, 2020? The employment history dates make no sense.

Also, doesn’t it look terrible for a bank auditor and someone with an accounting degree to file for bankruptcy? I mean that shit is your wheelhouse ffs. Like a firefighter who has their own home burn to the ground.

I noticed the seven jobs thing and felt it was surely wrong but it's what the site I queried gave me and I figured I'd just include it and let kiwis reach a consensus on how to interpret those.

 

[Burd Turglar]

God damn his family is the epitome of the shallow end of the gene pool.

 

[Shiggy Diggster]

Marine Midland Bank stopped going by that name in 1999, and never operated anywhere near Memphis. Weren't the Ralph's still there at the time?

 

[AgriDrThunder]

Marine Midland Bank stopped going by that name in 1999, and never operated anywhere near Memphis. Weren't the Ralph's still there at the time?

Weren't they in the upstate of SC in 2014?

 

[TiwiSarms]

I noticed the seven jobs thing and felt it was surely wrong but it's what the site I queried gave me and I figured I'd just include it and let kiwis reach a consensus on how to interpret those.

Not very white trash of her to go to university. These are also white collar jobs.

It seems feasible that consumer debt caused the bankrupcy since they still have the house.

 

[Shiggy Diggster]

Weren't they in the upstate of SC in 2014?

The dates are clearly spurious. I'm looking at the geographic ability of Sandra to be working at these places. First Horizon is based in Memphis, so that's a maybe.

 

[AltisticRight]

She has a master's degree, that's several levels above her useless fat spawn.

 

[TiwiSarms]

She has a master's degree, that's several levels above her useless fat spawn.

More than that, she looks to have actually held down a real job.

 

[The Wokest]

It seems feasible that consumer debt caused the bankrupcy since they still have the house.

Nah it just means she filed for chapter 13 instead of chapter 7... Or she re-acquired the debt on the house after a chapter 7 but that never ever happens.

 

[L. Duse]

She is only 63?

Man, she looks twice her age and at death's door!

 

[JewBacca]

I could be wrong, but the Ralph family does not own their home anymore. They are simply renters, the deed was leaked a while back in the main thread.

I am pretty sure Sandra used to hold the mortgage but lost it due to foreclosure.

 

[Fslur]

This account with Ralph’s mother & brother’s pictures followed me in July 2018, think the account changed its @ and deleted their tweets. (I didn’t know about archiving back then, had this screenshot in my dms.)

*grammar

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

She is only 63?

Man, she looks twice her age and at death's door!

So she birthed the Gunt at 29-30? And Evan at a later date? That might explain his medical condition. I wonder when Ronnie decided to skip town.

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

How many versions of this thread do we need?

 

[Hex Cat]

(S)He's dead Jim...

 

[Ethanol Ralph]

Is she ok?