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Russell is genetically dead anyway.Mother Nature didn't want Russ to survive into adulthood, and we spit in her eye. Likewise, we spit in Charles Darwin's eye by ignoring the "survival of the fittest" part of human evolution.
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Russell is genetically dead anyway.Mother Nature didn't want Russ to survive into adulthood, and we spit in her eye. Likewise, we spit in Charles Darwin's eye by ignoring the "survival of the fittest" part of human evolution.
my dude, I haven't been one of the people roasting you thus far, but for fuck's sake stop getting your autism all over the thread by posting animal rape videos.If Russ was a duck:
Two male drakes defend female duck from intruder that is trying to have his way with the poor duck.
It's the same reason that reaction memes/images are not allowed. It's low effort, shits up the thread, juvenile, and not nearly as funny as you think it is.What about it is inappropriate for this thread given Russ' history of being a sex pest?
"Coca-Cola with coffee" tasting like Coca-Cola with coffee. Quelle surprise.
Fine then, I'll delete it.It's the same reason that reaction memes/images are not allowed. It's low effort, shits up the thread, juvenile, and not nearly as funny as you think it is.
This is also the guy who poured creamer into some kind of soda and consumed it gleefully, so I'm surprised he didn't like it. I guess that Coca Cola coffee doesn't count as the unholy Mormon sin bean? Either way, a hyped up Russell is not something I'd want to see."Coca-Cola with coffee" tasting like Coca-Cola with coffee. Quelle surprise.
If he's drinking coffee, he might as well just bite the bullet and start drinking alcohol. Then maybe he can get so drunk that he goes home with a 3/10 at a bar and has had so many drinks that he thinks she's a 9/10.This is also the guy who poured creamer into some kind of soda and consumed it gleefully, so I'm surprised he didn't like it. I guess that Coca Cola coffee doesn't count as the unholy Mormon sin bean? Either way, a hyped up Russell is not something I'd want to see.
I can't even remember now what beverage it was, but I remember him saying how he'd mix in some Dr. Pepper if he was "feeling naughty" like he was sneaking some rum into his coke or something.This is also the guy who poured creamer into some kind of soda and consumed it gleefully, so I'm surprised he didn't like it. I guess that Coca Cola coffee doesn't count as the unholy Mormon sin bean? Either way, a hyped up Russell is not something I'd want to see.
His flair for stating the obvious is quite a virtue!"Coca-Cola with coffee" tasting like Coca-Cola with coffee. Quelle surprise.
I think he just assumes people care. I mean, why wouldn't we want to know every facet of his really exciting life?You'd think after posting greasey selfies, boomer memes and comics and quirky thoughts about how he found a super cool flavor of coke or some sleep masks with Bluetooth speakers in them and getting no reaction or conversation out of it he would grow bored of it and try something else.
But he doesn't, just more hamfisted content to make him appear more relatable
I think its a mix of everything you said there. He is a sociopath who believes he is better than everyone else, but he needs the love of the masses to catapult him to fame and own the haters. So he needs to try and seem humble and relatable to normal people but has no idea how to do it, likely due to your second point (though not autism but more likely low IQ combined with lack of theory of mind and other social cognitive defects). The lack of social awareness is probably made worse by his upbringing and early social interactions like you said in points 4 and 5. Kids can be mean to those who are different, but I am guessing they could sense the sociopath/creepiness/desire to manipulate in him. I'm sure most here remember at least one kid in grade school they could tell was a psycho from a young age, who they wanted nothing to do with.Every time he tries to come across as "relatable" or "just your average Joe" it always seems incredibly forced and artificial. It isn't helped by his continuous malapropisms and misplaced turns of phrase, which give a lot of his statements a weird uncanny feeling.
Some theorized reasons why:
1. He does not consider himself average, so when he deigns to stoop to the level of the common plebs, it's a completely transparent effort
2. The autism we've speculated that he may or may not have (no real proof to back this up)
3. He's just a sociopath and his human mask is a flimsy one
4. Being raised Mormon made him really socially weird. Not saying that all Mormons are like this but I've known a few who had a weird uncanny behavior, albeit without the creepy sex pest angle
5. He was socially isolated from his peers growing up because nobody wanted to play with the creepy rat boy and therefore he just does not have any idea how to socialize
Either way, his mundane posts about "jiving cool vibes" or "I tried a food and it tasted like food" are a weird cringey glance into the world of Russell Greer.
I would love to know his family dynamic growing up. Was his father a misogynist? Overbearing or distant mother? Sibling relationships? We know they’ve pretty much disowned him now but I’d love to know about early childhood/teenage years.Most of us would probably agree Russ was born stupid and sociopathic, with his upbringing augmenting some of those negative qualities he was born with due to the coddling, special treatment, ignoring res flags in his behaviour etc. But we'll never truly know how much influence each of these factors hold. Sure is fun to speculate on though
We know next to nothing about his parents. IIRC people on reddit and other unverified accounts have said that his family were otherwise normal and very nice. While some people might adopt a disabled kid and treat him like shit, Russell's parents seem to be more or less well-meaning.I would love to know his family dynamic growing up. Was his father a misogynist? Overbearing or distant mother? Sibling relationships? We know they’ve pretty much disowned him now but I’d love to know about early childhood/teenage years.
Honestly, he comes across as really lonely. He has no one in his life -- friend, girlfriend, roommate, family -- to talk about the little things with, so he throws them out into social media space as though he's sharing them with an actual person.I think he just assumes people care. I mean, why wouldn't we want to know every facet of his really exciting life?
Omg - Russ tried flavoured water and now he's tried coffee and coke that tastes like coffee and coke so ill definitely get the water but not the coffee-coke. I'm going to call my kids and let them know. Today he put pics of gambling machines up because he's actually in Vegas, can you even comprehend how cool that is? Getting me a Facebook account to share them photos. God, I wish I was Russel.
It wouldn't even enter his head that nobody gives a toss, nobody is getting a bad case of the jealous and nobody thinks he's a really cool guy. In his mind he has a world of adoring fans out there. When reality doesn't reflect that he just ignores or rewrites it because if he didn't, he'd have a narcissistic meltdown.
Stuff like this really makes me wish we had documentation of Russ’s personal life on the level of the CWCki. Like we know pretty much for a fact that more than Chris’s autism, Barb’s coddling and Bob’s refusal to seek specialized care for Chris really turned him into what he is today, but from all we can gather the Greers are just salt of the earth Mormons; the fact that they adopted and raised a disabled child tells you enough. The closest we got to a definitive “this is what fucked Russell up” was when @NipplelessWoman went on Rekieta and mentioned that Mormons have some theological doctrine claiming the disabled were uber-pious and disfigured in a past life fighting for God or something along those lines, which on the surface is a nice theological justification for humane treatment of the disabled but probably led to a situation where literally everyone Russell grew up around treated him with kid gloves. IMO it’s the best explanation for his low-IQ narcissism and leveraging his disability for gain. It takes a village to coddle a lolcow, I guess.I would love to know his family dynamic growing up. Was his father a misogynist? Overbearing or distant mother? Sibling relationships? We know they’ve pretty much disowned him now but I’d love to know about early childhood/teenage years.
From Nippless Woman's explaination of Russ, she coined the phrase "God's Favorite Idiot" with describes Russ perfectly.Stuff like this really makes me wish we had documentation of Russ’s personal life on the level of the CWCki. Like we know pretty much for a fact that more than Chris’s autism, Barb’s coddling and Bob’s refusal to seek specialized care for Chris really turned him into what he is today, but from all we can gather the Greers are just salt of the earth Mormons; the fact that they adopted and raised a disabled child tells you enough. The closest we got to a definitive “this is what fucked Russell up” was when @NipplelessWoman went on Rekieta and mentioned that Mormons have some theological doctrine claiming the disabled were uber-pious and disfigured in a past life fighting for God or something along those lines, which on the surface is a nice theological justification for humane treatment of the disabled but probably led to a situation where literally everyone Russell grew up around treated him with kid gloves. IMO it’s the best explanation for his low-IQ narcissism and leveraging his disability for gain. It takes a village to coddle a lolcow, I guess.
I’d like to know the sibling dynamic. We know he has an adopted brother and sister, was he the type of asshole kid that wants the toys they had, and would cry and he’d get it because he was “special” then discard it once he’d got his own way? He doesn’t seem to have much to do with either at all, although his brother did the voiceover on one of his AGT auditions IIRC.Stuff like this really makes me wish we had documentation of Russ’s personal life on the level of the CWCki. Like we know pretty much for a fact that more than Chris’s autism, Barb’s coddling and Bob’s refusal to seek specialized care for Chris really turned him into what he is today, but from all we can gather the Greers are just salt of the earth Mormons; the fact that they adopted and raised a disabled child tells you enough. The closest we got to a definitive “this is what fucked Russell up” was when @NipplelessWoman went on Rekieta and mentioned that Mormons have some theological doctrine claiming the disabled were uber-pious and disfigured in a past life fighting for God or something along those lines, which on the surface is a nice theological justification for humane treatment of the disabled but probably led to a situation where literally everyone Russell grew up around treated him with kid gloves. IMO it’s the best explanation for his low-IQ narcissism and leveraging his disability for gain. It takes a village to coddle a lolcow, I guess.
As an addendum I really fucking wish Russ had a more active "troll" (using the term very loosely here) scene. Not people with a goal of humiliating him or making him do dumb shit like with Chris but just people getting close to him to mine him for information. Russ is definitely one of the most interesting cows to me just because his thought process is so alien to a rational human being, plus I'm not familiar with any stalkers that use the legal system to harass their victims.Stuff like this really makes me wish we had documentation of Russ’s personal life on the level of the CWCki. Like we know pretty much for a fact that more than Chris’s autism, Barb’s coddling and Bob’s refusal to seek specialized care for Chris really turned him into what he is today, but from all we can gather the Greers are just salt of the earth Mormons; the fact that they adopted and raised a disabled child tells you enough. The closest we got to a definitive “this is what fucked Russell up” was when @NipplelessWoman went on Rekieta and mentioned that Mormons have some theological doctrine claiming the disabled were uber-pious and disfigured in a past life fighting for God or something along those lines, which on the surface is a nice theological justification for humane treatment of the disabled but probably led to a situation where literally everyone Russell grew up around treated him with kid gloves. IMO it’s the best explanation for his low-IQ narcissism and leveraging his disability for gain. It takes a village to coddle a lolcow, I guess.