Plagued COVID Conspiracy Theorists and other idiots - This is not a political thunderdome or gay slapfight thread.

[Coily]

The plot is obvious, the Jesuits, with help from the Sovereign Order of Malta and Zog want to REPLACE our wholesome, hard working, pious American virus with commie gook bootleg bugs made in some Nanking sweatshop!

Licking doorknobs and sneeze into each other have become patriotic duty. If You wash your hands, the Chicoms win.

[Takes another sip of a coloidal silver jug.]

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Ok, no shit here, all snide shit aside, no set ups. Farmer to Farmer, I'm trying to understand if this is just your shitposting targets or if you actually believe the things you say. I know some don't, that's obvious to anyone who pays attention to the post content.

When are you guys going to get tired of this Covid soap opera? You've got Pelosi going against the CDC to enforce masks in the house, so do we not listen to the science anymore? The vaccine side effects are primarily affecting women, where's the feminist outcry? It's looking very likely that China had something to do with this based on what US intelligence has gathered, almost like what people have been saying since December of 2019.

What are you even fighting for in here? Do you really not think it's weird that your vaccine is worth a free hamburger? Or a lottery? Or a fucking Playoff tickets raffle with a straight Billy Mays attention getter in there? Do you really think that everyone who has questions that aren't being answered are all retards and should just trust the government? Don't you think that maybe people were listening when you've been screaming that the government is corrupt for 4 years?

Does none of this make you stop and think for a minute and make connections? If not, are you ok with that? If you do, do you just shove that worry down?

I honestly don't understand either side at this point, to me it seems like most of you just want a cudgel to beat at each other with. I meant what I said when I asked if you really lived like this. I'm fucking exhausted of this game but it's like you need this. Physically aren't you tired of being angry all the time? Anyone from whatever "side" step in here, I'm honestly interested.

 

[AnOminous]

Everyone arguing are faggots.

Another figure in the COVID conspiracy community on Instagram is jessie_thethinker. She also believes in the 5G conspiracies and chemtrails. She often shares dontmetalwithme's claims on her stories.
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They genuinely think being vaccinated or being around vaccinated people makes you magnetic.
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Frankly I'd get the vax even if it was a pure placebo just to keep people like this away from me.

Physically aren't you tired of being angry all the time? Anyone from whatever "side" step in here, I'm honestly interested.

I'm not angry about shit. I'm breathing easy for the first time in months. No masks, no lockdowns, shit's cool, yo.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Frankly I'd get the vax even if it was a pure placebo just to keep people like this away from me.

I'm not angry about shit. I'm breathing easy for the first time in months. No masks, no lockdowns, shit's cool, yo.

Ok, but since the vaccine isn't preventing Covid and people are catching it severely enough to die or require health care even when fully vaccinated, how are you not about to catch lighter Covid?

You're a smart guy AnOm, you don't think those are completely dissonant ideas?

Eta: Once again, I wear a mask, I wash my hands, I know this isn't 5G. I just don't care how others handle it this much.

 

[AnOminous]

Ok, but since the vaccine isn't preventing Covid and people are catching it severely enough to die or require health care even when fully vaccinated, how are you not about to catch lighter Covid?

You're a smart guy AnOm, you don't think those are completely dissonant ideas?

Maybe I do, maybe I don't. Maybe I get some XDR version of TB tomorrow. Shit happens. My odds are enormously better than they were a few weeks ago. You do get the concept of odds, right? Or do you? People are incredibly fucking dumb about probabilities.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Maybe I do, maybe I don't. Maybe I get some XDR version of TB tomorrow. Shit happens. My odds are enormously better than they were a few weeks ago. You do get the concept of odds, right? Or do you? People are incredibly fucking dumb about probabilities.

Yeah but I lean the other direction with it being a pretty good bet that I've likely either had it and got over it or are asymptomatic and had it already. I don't hang around kids, the elderly, or fat people already so oh well? Off hand I don't know the full number for vaccine side effects vs actual Covid deaths but with proof of numbers being excessively raised in areas, should I trust that info anyways? But my mom with fucked up blood pressure and a previous stroke is going to get this "vaccine" and I'm fucking terrified. I am nowhere near as concerned about Covid killing her.

And ok, this might sound like a stupid question but if we could whip together this Covid/Sars vaccine this fast why wasn't there a vaccine for the common cold? Oh because it mutates too much? Like the flu does? Like Covid does? Just on the surface it doesn't make sense and I don't think it's strange that a population that's been put through the wringer of fear propaganda while locked inside to maybe get a little paranoid and confrontational. And come on, you feed America this "revolution is good, we were built upon it" narrative then expect them to behave when you start taking their rights?

That's silly as fuck and not how you sell American minds on things.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't hang around kids, the elderly, or fat people already so oh well?

I hang around a lot of people in the high risk groups, and really couldn't live with myself if I somehow killed a close relative by being an irresponsible cunt. It's the absolute least I can do, so I did it. Is it still possible I could spread it while being vaccinated to someone else who is also vaccinated? I suppose so, but the odds are really low.

 

[Kornula]

Not a pandemic........get fucked. Tell that to the families of the 3 million plus who have died. Get the vaccine, they are safe and not rushed and they will get us out of this mess

how does that make it a pandemic then? Look up the numbers from the CDC on how many SARS cases there were..or Influenza... over the past 10 years. Give me data.. no emotional cries

570k dead Americans is nothing to worry about I guess

its not...

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

I hang around a lot of people in the high risk groups, and really couldn't live with myself if I somehow killed a close relative by being an irresponsible cunt. It's the absolute least I can do, so I did it. Is it still possible I could spread it while being vaccinated to someone else who is also vaccinated? I suppose so, but the odds are really low.

I just don't buy this weird cult shit man. I can separate how real-life and the internet differ but I'm watching people just throw their oh so important and infected masks on the ground like a chip bag. How they wear masks by themselves in a car no one else is in. On their boat alone in the middle of a lake with a mask on fishing. It's not like the side that's all gung ho about this is reacting rationally either from my perspective. It's a sheer clusterfuck of messaging and based on my life and what I know it makes more sense to wait for me. But that makes me a Conspiracy nut I guess? I'm amazed at the way people who have told me they don't trust anything they read their whole lives have started getting loud at me because I'm not rushing out to do this. It's security theatre gone way too far and it's become near religious. Fauci is being sanctified by the same people who would crucify him for the AIDS response, it's just madness.

If I'm a fucking neet who does contactless delivery, the fuck does anyone care what I do now suddenly? That's the shit that bugs me. It's not Covid or vaccines, it's that lady at the CDC crying about devastating fear publicly 40 days ago and now saying oh it's all fine nevermind. It's wear two masks, lol I didn't say that was what you should do. It's the elementary fucking idea that if you have a cycle of lockdown and reopens you're going to have a cycle of infection and fades. That's not even complicated, a child could figure that out. It's "feet shakes."

Niggas are insane out there right now. To someone on the sidelines of it it's legitimately

A time is coming when men will go mad, and when they see someone who is not mad, they will attack him, saying, 'You are mad; you are not like us."

 

[MadStan]

A fellow I know had Covid in Dec 2020. He brushed it off pretty quick and was quite arrogant about not getting the vaccine. Of course anyone who says it hasn't passed all testing is quote right as that is absolutely true; but his approach was more like "I knew it was just basically the common cold", which I erked at. Anyways that was 6 months ago. 3 Days ago he came down with Covid again and it has slammed him to the moon.

They always said antibodies would be unlikely to remain for a significant period. Perhaps he lost his antibodies or perhaps it was a variant that he has. Will keep people posted - but I can tell you, he was sort of laughing it off in December, and he isn't laughing it off now.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

its not...

I refer you to this from earlier.

You do get the concept of odds, right? Or do you? People are incredibly fucking dumb about probabilities.

I'm sure you get my inference.

ETA: @Menotaur

"They always said antibodies would be unlikely to remain for a significant period. Perhaps he lost his antibodies or perhaps it was a variant that he has."

Yes, which is why there's no real vaccine for any other Sars/Covid strain to my knowledge. I don't understand why the media keeps pointing out this is the first time it's been tried and also saying there's no long term effects. The two statements are completely contradictory.

 

[AnOminous]

How they wear masks by themselves in a car no one else is in.

Who is doing this? If there are people doing this I agree that they are complete faggots and should kill themselves.

 

[Pigfy]

Anyone who took covid seriously was a fucking loser.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Who is doing this? If there are people doing this I agree that they are complete faggots and should kill themselves.

Well I'm glad we agree on that. I usually notice them on the road when I take my dog out. Which is when I see the people jogging in the heat in masks and good God I really hope they try to keep that up into July/August.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

How they wear masks by themselves in a car no one else is in. On their boat alone in the middle of a lake with a mask on fishing.

It's fucking stupid to do that but it's not like they're hurting anyone. If you're more bothered by that than by people not wearing them in crowded places, you're a retard

 

[Just Dont]

You guys know covid is basically Airborne Aids?

 

[Techpriest]

its not...

Losing 500,000+ Americans in a year is in excess of the deaths from WWII, Korea, and Vietnam combined, over a period of time far far shorter.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Just took my post vaccine mandatory Lobotomy and sterilisation that they hid in the document that read exactly like an EULA. Feeling much stronger now that Bill gates is personally financing my strength, whilst also shrinking my testes and making me drink soy.

The 5G emitting from nearby also helped the Clintons find me which meant that I could consoom McDonald’s faster. The virus that was super totes deadly before the WHO took their thumb out their asses and declared it dangerous may be JUST A FLU bro but I wanted that Mercury steroid and baby soul they put into the giant needles. Yeah I’m pretty sure I’m gonna vote Democrat now, even if I’m not in America. Also I really feel like supporting China who made the virus just so that they could bribe governments that hate them to make vaccines.

Anyway I’m going to planet pizza for some spirit cooking. And remember, doing something for the good of society is bad unless it’s what I say is good for society.

 

[Red Sparrow]

Just took my post vaccine mandatory Lobotomy and sterilisation that they hid in the document that read exactly like an EULA. Feeling much stronger now that Bill gates is personally financing my strength, whilst also shrinking my testes and making me drink soy.

The 5G emitting from nearby also helped the Clintons find me which meant that I could consoom McDonald’s faster. The virus that was super totes deadly before the WHO took their thumb out their asses and declared it dangerous may be JUST A FLU bro but I wanted that Mercury steroid and baby soul they put into the giant needles. Yeah I’m pretty sure I’m gonna vote Democrat now, even if I’m not in America. Also I really feel like supporting China who made the virus just so that they could bribe governments that hate them to make vaccines.

Anyway I’m going to planet pizza for some spirit cooking. And remember, doing something for the good of society is bad unless it’s what I say is good for society.

Just be careful of BSOD's and constant updates. Gatesy's been known to give that to people and computers. Then again, what's the difference?

 

[AnOminous]

Just took my post vaccine mandatory Lobotomy and sterilisation that they hid in the document that read exactly like an EULA. Feeling much stronger now that Bill gates is personally financing my strength, whilst also shrinking my testes and making me drink soy.

I cut my cock off and my balls off, and immediately made the soy face.

Oh wait I didn't. I just took my mask off for good and then just went and ate a meal in a restaurant.