Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Rustled Jimmies]

He couldn't even be bothered make it look nice. Just black marker on white poster board. At least with the Taylor Swift attraction sign he used multiple colors.

Couldn't hire a cameraman, couldn't afford to make his offer more than a poster board and white marker.
Offers a limo ride which will probably be his entire salary.
What will he do when she insists to go to a fancy club and order expensive alcohol, does he not remember the Olive Garden incident?

As usual he doesn't think ahead.

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Found bald Russ way back in the thread and was just waiting for an excuse to post him.

I would semper fidelis you if I could. This is magnificent.
I hope Russ bestows you the honor of putting this pic in his next exhibit list in his next lolsuit.

He looks like Walter White's retarded cousin; Walter Plight

 

[Clovis]

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What greasy hell dimension is he in here? It looks like one of those "name one thing in this picture" AI-generated images.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Couldn't hire a cameraman, couldn't afford to make his offer more than a poster board and white marker.
Offers a limo ride which will probably be his entire salary.
What will he do when she insists to go to a fancy club and order expensive alcohol, does he not remember the Olive Garden incident?

As usual he doesn't think ahead.


I would semper fidelis you if I could. This is magnificent.
I hope Russ bestows you the honor of putting this pic in his next exhibit list in his next lolsuit.

He looks like Walter White's retarded cousin; Walter Plight

I'm pretty sure he assumes that Yovanna is a sweet, modest girl who would be happy with Wahlburger because she's not superficial or a gold-digger. Or at least, he can turn her into that.

There's literally no evidence to support this assumption, just as there's no evidence Taylor Swift would have insisted he take her to Coldstone, but I think it's there.

It's part of the scrappy underdog narrative he's written for himself. He made an effort, goddamn it. He has fruits. No woman can resist falling for him if they would just let him explain. And once he's won them over, they're flattered to be taken out for a milkshake and treated like ladies by a good guy, rather than being taken to a fancy restaurant and be treated like the whores they are, which is what they're used to because they're pieces of crap who don't learn and keep dating pretty boys with no substance. It just takes an especially good guy like Russ to show them what really matters is in a guy's heart, not his wallet -- a novel concept to simple-minded sluts, I'm sure. In either scenario, the women are won over and the night ends in sex (remember, he equates going to brothels to "dating" and "one night stands") but in his case, his gentlemanly plights are compensation enough and women don't need or want expensive gifts or nice dinners to start dispensing sex.

Nope, he'll tell women what they want in exchange for servicing him, and that's $$$ not $$$$ because he's a studly guy who kicked his disability's ass. Now be grateful, you stupid whore.

 

[DumbDude42]

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vegas vegas vegas vegas vegas
he really seems to think that vegas is super impressive to normies and that living there makes him super cool lol

 

[StraightShooter2]

so he's buying his likes just like his youtube views, so many likes so soon compared to his previous, and no comments.

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There are apparently at least 2 accounts which seem to be real people who have been commenting on him at least as far back as 2018. (I posted this earlier).

I have no idea if they're people he's ever met IRL, or if they're just orbiters who heard about him here and decided to follow him out of morbid curiousity (like with the Chris Chan or Lucas Werner orbiters).

 

[Blasterisk]

Which is the better version?

Don't I Get Get You Taylor Swift?

or

Don't Get I Get You Taylor Swift?

Did any Taylor get get even as decided to I even want look do more buying likes?

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

I would love it if she agrees to go out with Russ for a date, only for her to end up fucking the limousine driver.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Here you go Russ no need for a cameraman.

 

[StraightShooter2]

I would love it if she agrees to go out with Russ for a date, only for her to end up fucking the limousine driver.

It'd be funny if that "pickle man incident" repeated itself with Russ.

Russ and Yovanna go on a date, then out of the blue Greg Skordas shows up and him and Yovanna run off together.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Here you go Russ no need for a cameraman.

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The Starbucks gift card *kisses fingers like an Italian chef*... perfection!

 

[StraightShooter2]

The Starbucks gift card *kisses fingers like an Italian chef*... perfection!

Looks like a homeless man by the side of the road holding a "Will Work for Beer Food" sign.

 

[Pip Squeak]

Here you go Russ no need for a cameraman.

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Now she'll definitely MEET IN VEGAS

 

[Blasterisk]

Here you go Russ no need for a cameraman.

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And if for some reason it doesn't work out, when you write a song about how she missed an amazing opportunity:

 

[AnOminous]

He'd never know when to walk away, or run, and he would assuredly count his money while sitting at the table.

Never mind knowing when to fold 'em.

 

[TaserLaser21]

And if for some reason it doesn't work out, when you write a song about how she missed an amazing opportunity:
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Or another book.

 

[AnOminous]

Comes off cheap not offering hotel and/or airfare to go with the dinner and limo. Lol at anywhere for dinner, if he thought Olive Garden on Cheesecake Factory were expensive lol lol.

If they list prices on the menu it isn't expensive. And if you have to ask the price, you can't afford it.

 

[DrJonesHat]

If they list prices on the menu it isn't expensive. And if you have to ask the price, you can't afford it.

I've been to exactly one restaurant that didn't list the prices on the menu. It was in San Francisco, and I wasn't paying. I suspect the bread they served before the main course cost as much as my laptop. Russ has no conception how people who aren't him live. That's why he honestly thinks he can compete with guys who can fly instagram models to the tropics for the weekend on a whim. He just can't grasp he's waaaaaay out of his element. If Yovanna even sees this ridiculous attempt to get in her pants, she'll laugh about it and decline. Then we get the meltdown we've come to expect.

 

[StraightShooter2]

And if for some reason it doesn't work out, when you write a song about how she missed an amazing opportunity:
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Also, the fact that Russ never cuts his hair despite it looking awful and scruffy makes me think he's deluded enough to think it looks good.

He even seems to be proud of this picture despite it having "pedophile" written all over it.



I also wonder if he really thinks he's the only guy who's ever gone to a strip club or "gentlemen's club" in a suit (let alone one that a hobo would wear).

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

If they list prices on the menu it isn't expensive. And if you have to ask the price, you can't afford it.

Which is exactly why Russell has to ask prozzies beforehand what their rates are.
Can't fuck one who charges $$$$ when he only has $$$.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

If they list prices on the menu it isn't expensive. And if you have to ask the price, you can't afford it.

I didn't know menus without prices were a thing.