Couldn't hire a cameraman, couldn't afford to make his offer more than a poster board and white marker.
Offers a limo ride which will probably be his entire salary.
What will he do when she insists to go to a fancy club and order expensive alcohol, does he not remember the Olive Garden incident?
As usual he doesn't think ahead.
I would semper fidelis you if I could. This is magnificent.
I hope Russ bestows you the honor of putting this pic in his next exhibit list in his next lolsuit.
He looks like Walter White's retarded cousin; Walter Plight
I'm pretty sure he assumes that Yovanna is a sweet, modest girl who would be happy with Wahlburger because she's not superficial or a gold-digger. Or at least, he can turn her into that.
There's literally no evidence to support this assumption, just as there's no evidence Taylor Swift would have insisted he take her to Coldstone, but I think it's there.
It's part of the scrappy underdog narrative he's written for himself. He made an effort, goddamn it. He has
fruits. No woman can resist falling for him if they would just let him
explain. And once he's won them over, they're flattered to be taken out for a milkshake and treated like ladies by a good guy, rather than being taken to a fancy restaurant and be treated like the whores they are, which is what they're used to because they're pieces of crap who don't learn and keep dating pretty boys with no substance. It just takes an especially good guy like Russ to show them what really matters is in a guy's heart, not his wallet -- a novel concept to simple-minded sluts, I'm sure. In either scenario, the women are won over and the night ends in sex (remember, he equates going to brothels to "dating" and "one night stands") but in his case, his gentlemanly plights are compensation enough and women don't need or want expensive gifts or nice dinners to start dispensing sex.
Nope, he'll tell women what they want in exchange for servicing him, and that's $$$ not $$$$ because he's a studly guy who kicked his disability's ass. Now be grateful, you stupid whore.