Clashes between Jews and Palestinians in Jerusalem. Israel now invading Gaza according to (Questionable) Reports - If your thoughts are "I don't like either" you don't need to fucking post because it's been said 100 times you fucking dullard

Off-topic, but seeing as how this is probably the thread with the most Israelis on it at the moment - are there any genuine Israeli contenders for lolcow status? I don't mean yordim and such like Yaniv, but people that are exclusively within the Israeli cultural orbit. Amir Hetsroni is the only one that immediately jumps to mind for me, but I haven't kept up with him for the last couple years, and he seems a bit too self-aware.
Oren Hazan is fucking hilarious.

Hazan started his political career with a bang. He produced a Godfather-themed ad for the 2015 Likud primary in which he appeared with his father, former MK Yehiel Hazan who was kicked out for double-voting in the plenum and then trying to hide the computer that revealed his deed. The ad featured the Godfather theme music, and Hazan-the-dad speaking in a Brando-esque voice telling his son to avenge the family name.
Bullying the disabled: As number nine might indicate, Hazan is pretty sensitive about his father’s short-lived parliamentary career. He probably found the worst way to express it in November 2015. MK Karin Elharar (Yesh Atid) has muscular dystrophy, and while she is usually capable of pushing the buttons necessary in order to vote, she was having trouble and asked Meretz MK Esawi Frej, who was sitting next to her, for assistance. Hazan began shouting at Frej that he double-voted, Elharar burst into tears, and many lawmakers, including Netanyahu, approached her and comforted her. Netanyahu later rebuked Hazan. But that wasn’t enough for Hazan – days later, during another vote, Hazan shouted to Elharar: “Do you need Esawi to help you?” The Knesset Ethics Committee suspended Hazan for a month in response to his behavior.
Hazan is probably best-known in Israel for the findings of a Channel 2 report that came out shortly after the 20th Knesset was sworn-in, that he managed a casino in Burgas, Bulgaria, pimping prostitutes and providing crystal meth to Israeli tourists, and that he used crystal meth himself. Memorably, a stripper from a club across the street from the casino called him “Big Boss Oren"

There's far more, he's amazing.
Other than that eh. A famous singer, Eyal Golan, got a really bad tattoo.

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"Yo G we finna asplode building pls leave."

"Nah fam."

"But you got chilluns inside da fuk wrong with you."

"Yeah we know zero fuks given we know you'll get blamed fukkin Jew."

"Okay we still bombin tho."

"Like I said das fine Jew go ahead."

"Okay."

"Okay!"
 
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"We finna asplode building pls leave."

"Nah fam."

"But you got chilluns inside da fuk wrong with you."

"Yeah we know zero fuks given we know you'll get blamed fukkin Jew."

"Okay we still bombin tho."

"Like I said das fine Jew go ahead."

"Okay."

"Okay!"
Imagine Americans ever telling you we're blowing up your shit exactly at whatever time tomorrow. Jews, ever the most courteous of races, do this. They STILL GET SHIT. How the fuck could they be more civilized? I am so sick of people talking shit about Jews.
 
It's been quite a ride to read through this thread some good points some sperging and some IQ dropping reading.

And there the fuck is Islamic content /lunacy button when you need it.

Main driving forces for conflicts in the Middle East / Palestine vs Israel in general is money, religion, influence and of course politics.

As you can see from this map it can never be peace there. Muslim hate Jews vice versa.
Both sides have blood on their hands. This cycle of hate will never end. Both sides indoctrinate each other to hate each other.

It's not surprising that 1 to 2 % of the Jewish population in the Middle East can fend off 82 % of Sunni Muslims . Because they can't agree on a common attack plan. Some armies in these countries are poorly trained. And seem just like canon fodder In a potential operation. Plus Israel is more advanced with weaponry and military equipment in general. They can't afford to look weak with all these hostile neighbors around them.

"In war, truth is the first casualty". Aeschylus, Greek tragic dramatist (525 BC - 456 BC)
 

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"Yo G we finna asplode building pls leave."

"Nah fam."

"But you got chilluns inside da fuk wrong with you."

"Yeah we know zero fuks given we know you'll get blamed fukkin Jew."

"Okay we still bombin tho."

"Like I said das fine Jew go ahead."

"Okay."

"Okay!"
It doesn't take 2 hours to evacuate kids, it takes 15 minutes at most. However, 2 hours of men working together to remove rockets can lead to a lot of rescued rockets. Makes you think
 
Imagine Americans ever telling you we're blowing up your shit exactly at whatever time tomorrow. Jews, ever the most courteous of races, do this. They STILL GET SHIT. How the fuck could they be more civilized? I am so sick of people talking shit about Jews.
Bush did give the Taliban a heads up before he bombed them back into the stone age. Literally wiped out their entire "airforce" in a day. :story:
 
Imagine Americans ever telling you we're blowing up your shit exactly at whatever time tomorrow. Jews, ever the most courteous of races, do this. They STILL GET SHIT. How the fuck could they be more civilized? I am so sick of people talking shit about Jews.
Meanwhile on twitter the responses are like
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Tumblr banning porn was one of the worst things possible for politics.
 
Other than being bored and having a pathological need to virtue signal why would you go out protesting in America, Europe or Australia?

No one gives a shit what your uninformed takes are and it is going to have precisely zero impact on Israel's decisions or your own nation's attitude to Israel.

Why is the main hobby of the normie masses of this generation blocking roads and shouting their regurgitated takes into the void?
To give an attempt at a serious answer that is a bit more charitable to the people doing the dumb virtue signalling, it's not just something new to this generation. The best way I find to put it is Rebel without a cause, much like how the movie by the same name deals with it, it's most common in youths that yearn to push back or rebel against something even if they don't know what that something really is. Often it might be aimed at scorn for the previous generation and not wanting to become like them, a desire to become part of a greater movement then themselves, feeling adrift in life lacking a purpose, or it can even just be a lashing out at society as a whole.

You had the same thing happen with the post-war kids growing up and one of the reasons why there were so many social movements in the 60s. They were lashing out at what they saw as the oppressive or outdated ways/views of an older generation. Best way I can think of in showcasing this attitude and some of the reasoning for it is this speech from Guess Who's Coming to Dinner (Sorry it's poop quality but it's the only one I could find with the full scene :( ) which deals with the subject of interracial marriage.

I don't fault the people that hold such feelings because it's not something unique to them, every generation goes through it. I do fault those that take advantage of those feelings for their own gains, be it politicians or mega corporations. We haven't even reached the level of violence that came with older similar events, though we seem to be nudging closer and closer.
 
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