Zoosadist Zoosadism Megathread - Joshua "Kero the Wolf" Hoffman & Friends.

[Dark Edea]

Does it matter?

Oh yes, it is very important.

If he is alive I will need to take more sanitary precautions.

 

[Much Ado About Nothing]

So, she started yammering about going to germany for surgery sometime in late summer/early fall of 2020 right?
Cause lol

https://archive.md/DcpjM

It sounds like she may have gotten an idea, then upped the anty and now she is living somewhere, under a new name.
And probably new fursona.?

https://archive.ph/Ypih7

Wonder how long it takes before she crops up again.

 

[BootlegPopeye]

One thing we did not find a good answer for was WHY she would lie about still being in Seattle when she was in Rochester at least 6 months before she moved, and maybe even much longer. My best guess is that if she had revealed a move, people would ask why she had the funds to do things like that but not medical instead, yet as @Kate Farms Shill pointed out, she didn't start yammering about 'health problems' much until last year.

 

[Wheezy Asthmatic]

One thing we did not find a good answer for was WHY she would lie about still being in Seattle when she was in Rochester at least 6 months before she moved, and maybe even much longer. My best guess is that if she had revealed a move, people would ask why she had the funds to do things like that but not medical instead, yet as @Kate Farms Shill pointed out, she didn't start yammering about 'health problems' much until last year.

There's also the little problem that the northeast plays host to a number of individuals outed from the Zoo leaks. Kero being one of them. I don't want to validate her bs but it's not exactly out of the question that every single person in those logs probably has it out for her.

 

[RodgerDodger]

So, this person is claiming the were in a coma at age 17 from being poisoned, then woke up at age 18 and since she was all better got presented with a bill and kicked out of the hospital?
(Sorry if I’ve got this wrong, it’s hard to keep up with her supposed medical problems)
If she were poisoned wouldn’t the hospital notified the authorities?
Also, I’m sure that the Hospital would’ve gotten her a social worker since she was in a coma and claimed to be homeless when she woke up from her coma and the social worker would’ve gotten her or helped her get whatever version of poor people insurance that is available. (In my state it’s called Tenn care). Her social worker could’ve have probably gotten her emergency coverage while waiting for the state to decide if she met the insurance guidelines.
Also the social worker would’ve made arrangements for her to stay somewhere after waking up, whether that be a nursing home, live in physical rehab, etc, instead of being booted out to the street. Waking up from a coma is serious, and you have to be observed for a while to see what problems you may have.
Also, I have tachycardia, the opposite of bradycardia, so I don’t know if she could take beta blockers or calcium channel blockers but she would be wearing a Holter monitor near constantly or when she didn’t have the Holter monitor she would wear an event monitor, (I haven’t wore a an event monitor since 2006) but my event monitor looked like a watch, and when I felt something off, I would push a button and it would do I guess an ekg? and that would be sent to a cardiac nurse and the nurse calls back rather quickly and tells you if you need to come see your cardiologists.
Also, I asked my cardiologist what he would do if all medications failed to help me.
He said they could burn off my sinus nerves in that case.
I don’t know anything much about bradycardia and long qt syndrome, but I wonder if removing the sinus nerves would fix her heart problems?

If she was in a Coma at 17 the hospital would have immediatly facilitated her applications for Medicaid and gotten emergency approval. Nor would she be carrying a million dollars in medical debt from when she was a minor. It would either go against her parents, their insurance or State Medicaid. It doesn't even matter if she turned 18 in a coma. Her age at the date of admission is normally the important thing. If there is some uncovered point from between when she had juvenial medicaid to the application for adult being processed the hospital will eat that.

And for the non Americans and those not familiar with American Health care. Juveniles who are not covered by Parents WILL qualify for Medicaid. And Hospitals Doctors etc cannot charge or bill anything to the patient. Or anything above what Medicaid reimburses. Doing so is incredibly illegal. Medicaid Fraud. Goto jail type Fraud.

I kind of wonder at what point Gofundme is going to start cracking down on fascilitating this sort of fraud? There has to be a point where they have some exposure.

 

[Blanche]

She's pretending to be dead under circumstances that would just never happen, legally... I don't think there's any way she can feasibly make this seem more realistic at this point, aside from providing records proving everything.

Uh, Mufflethefox already claimed she was alive some days ago. She can no longer pretend to be dead.

 

[Effervescent Effigy]

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thanks for this very impressive summary, but most of all thanks for the confirmation that a personal cow associates with dog fuckers

 

[Rozzy]

At this point in time I feel Nacho Dog is overdue of her own thread.

 

[Wheezy Asthmatic]

At this point in time I feel Nacho Dog is overdue of her own thread.

If you want all this content moved to its own thread, you'll wanna post in Talk To Staff about it. I may be a mod but I don't have perms in this section of the Farms. I'm only allowed to edit Prospering Grounds.

 

[Carnavoyeur]

Lmao this saga has been amazing. This chick has been laying down "my dad owns Microsoft" style, outrageous lies and the furries are so goddamn cumbrained that they actually fell for it.

 

[BootlegPopeye]

Lmao this saga has been amazing. This chick has been laying down "my dad owns Microsoft" style, outrageous lies and the furries are so goddamn cumbrained that they actually fell for it.

You wouldn't believe how close the contradictions were to each other. In some cases she would contradict things she had said literally days earlier. A cursory look at her Twitter of perhaps two weeks by one of these morons would have shown her to be fraud right out of the gate.

 

[brooky]

Here is far-from-comprehensive but mostly-chronological look into Rebekah Nicole Scott/nachodoggo’s life, from what we could dig up. Should come as no surprise she wiped much of her internet footprint when the leaks dropped and thus we had limited resources to mine. Still, this should provide more than adequate proof that she made up her illnesses (and most of her life story), was never dying, is still alive, and somehow made it to Germany, current whereabouts unknown.

This was created with very extensive help from @Over 9000 Bacons and @BootlegPopeye along with the people in this thread who dug through the leaks.

Part 1 because it is very long, going up to just before her hospital posts in September 2020.

Spoiler: let's go

Disclaimers:
-This is not a "here is what happened." This is a "here is what happened according to Rebekah." It's her fantastical version of the truth with rare excursions into reality when possible. Nothing that comes out of a cluster b munchie girlcow's mouth should be taken as fact unless there is undeniable evidence. They will lie about things that seem to provide no real benefit to them, like what they ate for breakfast.
-None of what she says about her illnesses makes sense. It's all shit she cribbed from Wikipedia and House, MD.
-I am an outsider to the furry/zoosadist shit and can't really stomach to read it, so if I fucked up the details about that I apologize.

Known handles: NachoDoggo (twitter | deviantart | reddit | periscope | twitch | cashapp | formerly facebook), bekah-scott-1 (venmo), Nymeria Scott (formerly facebook), Nacho Clumsiest Puppo (Telegram), IcraftNakey (World of Warcraft), IraidNakey (Pokemon Go), Rawrbekah (Pokemon Go), NymeriaPup (PokemonGo), baggirl540 (platform unknown), crazykids8386 (AOL)

Rebekah grew up with three older brothers. She was the youngest child and the only girl.
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But she also has a younger brother who is now her sister.
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She and her brothers shared an AOL account as kids.
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Her brother lives in Idaho (confirmed by dox)
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Her brother was in the military.
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She goes shooting with her brother sometimes.
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One of them is dead, also she disowned her mother for voting for Trump
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At least one is married with kids.
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One of her nieces has autism.
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And she has a brother-in-law..somehow.
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Her mom is a trucker with a youtube channel – this is confirmed.
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She seems like she was a delightful little scamp with a normal suburban childhood
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From age 7 she rode dirtbikes, and from 16 she learned to ride motorcycles a hobby she continued into adulthood
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At age 10 she was a “hussler” making and selling bookmarks and pencil bags.
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And taking MDMA at Christmas parties.
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But by 11, homeless and eating out of the garbage
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While riding around with other kids on an electric razor scooter.
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Because mom abandoned her to fuck a convicted felon who was not allowed near children.
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She has PTSD from this.
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She’s her own grandpa.
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She was an unmedicated epileptic as a homeless youth and people treated her like a lesser when she had seizures. Because apparently she has the kind where she was fully aware of her surroundings somehow.
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At 17 she attended school as a homeless youth in Virginia Beach.
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At 17 she also was poisoned and went into a coma for three months. She turned 18 while in the coma and lost her foster care and health insurance. This caused her to incur massive debt. All her organs failed and her lung collapsed. She had a cardiac arrest.
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The bills went to her because she was legally considered an orphan
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She got shuffled between different wards and hospitals while in a coma.
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She was in the hospital so long she auto-failed high school and her foster parents rehomed her dog.
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Dad is the only reason she survived. He lives overseas and demanded she remain on life support until he arrived to say goodbye. Everyone else was planning her funeral.
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Released from the hospital after months, she was unable to receive her necessary dialysis regularly because of poverty
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Dad is a NASA engineer
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But he treats her terribly because her organs failed.
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Despite claiming to have no contact with her family in recent years, they know she is a furry and discuss this with other people to this day.
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And she’s been around her step-mom with her current dogs.
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And she has traveled with her dad, who said bomb in an airport and almost got them kicked off a plane.
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One time she was out of the country and accidentally used muscle rub as toothpaste, presumably because she could not read the package.
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But she never learned how to do makeup because she was homeless her whole adolescence.
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She went through the police academy and worked for the police.
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She was security for Amazon and met Jeff Bezos, who fired one of her coworkers on the spot.
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She’s a certified dog trainer thanks to a “degree” from a diploma mill, Animal Behavior College, and because of this is qualified to train service dogs. She worked for an unnamed k9 academy.
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In March 2015 she “got renal failure”. Because of this, haxors robbed her pokemon: the card game account.
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Corroborating what @Lion said about her going to a con wearing a dog in a baby carrier and complaining her suit was lost/stolen.
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Horrible airline experience!
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She’s colorblind and needs special sunglasses in order to see colors correctly, gibs plz. Also I think that is an older fursuit of hers on the banner image.
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She lost a loved one in the Las Vegas concert shooting, making her family reconsider their stance on firearms.
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In 2017 she was dating Kevin Allen Richards aka noodlescoop, and also friends with Matthew Grabowski/Cupid the Deer. She and noodlescoop broke up at some point but remained living together. In November 2017 she was in the hospital for renal failure and had thoracentesis to remove fluid from around her lungs. This caused her to develop asthma. While hospitalized her ex-boyfriend threatened her and abused her “service” dog, Diamond. She later confronted her ex-boyfriend, who threatened her more and made her have an asthma attack so bad she needed to call paramedics. Full copy of the report here, opens as a pdf, but various versions of the story are attached below
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She pressed charges against them and it came out in the investigation that they had fucked the dog. In contrast to what she said on Reddit, the indictment says the incidents occurred in August and September of that year. Here’s an article about it.
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Zoofags retaliated by blackmailing her then distributing videos showing she had also fucked the dog and several others. Don’t do it bro. Tattoo apparently matches Rebekah’s. This led her to be investigated as well but the charges were dropped and her dogs were returned to her. Two dogs are mentioned, Diamond and presumably her current ‘service dog’ Nymeria.
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In January 2018, a restaurant kicked her and 11 other furries out JUST because she accidentally tried to order off the kids’ menu.
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Apparently forgot she fucked dogs on film and got blackmailed.
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In May, 2018 she had to have thoracentesis again, this time for pneumonia. The hospital missed that she had pneumonia because she and her mother do not get fevers. This is genetic.
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Also in May she had to miss Little Big Fur Con because she broke a rib.
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Despite crippling debt, poor health, and several local zoosadists who want her dead, she lives in Seattle in a $2600/mo apartment because she likes the furry scene there.
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Her doctor did not report her seizures to the DMV to have her license revoked because her magic dog predicts her seizures and allows her to get to safety. No dog has ever been proven to predict true seizures and no doctor would take “my dog gives me a warning” as an adequate excuse to keep your license. This also does not explain how she was able to obtain/keep a driver’s license with motorcycle endorsement before she got the dog, or why she is allowed a motorcycle endorsement at all when the dog cannot ride along to give her magic alerts.
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In September 2018 the zoosadist leaks dropped, revealing SnakeThing and Tane had discussed drugging and raping her at a party along with Tekkita and Miskas (all discussed in these expansive posts by @Pukebucket). Also in the zoosadist leaks, we find out that Rebekah, obviously deeply upset about the rape of her service dog and the photo that circulated, was the one who sent said photo to SnakeThing of her own volition with a cheeky emoji.
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SnakeThing tells Tane Rebecca is a cop. Tane says she is not a cop, this was a lie she told. Everyone knows this chick lies about everything.
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For most of 2019 she laid low. Just lusted after expensive shit.
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Vaguely whined about her health
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Tried to make people forget she was involved in the zoosadist ring
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And remembered she was supposed to be colorblind.
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And broke two teeth and her glasses when she had a seizure.
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Most importantly though, we get the first hint that she's going to kill off the NachoDog persona.
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In 2020, she is 25 years young. Also in 2020, she is 26 years young. In October 2020, she turns 27, but just barely.
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She can't get insurance from the marketplace due to her preexisting conditions even though a huge part of the ACA is that insurance can't deny you coverage because you have preexisting conditions.
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And she has a bunch of syringes in her house for some reason.
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Still talking about the broken teeth and glasses she hasn't fixed
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These are both service dogs, how funny is that? Almost like any attention-seeker can put a vest on a dog and as long as it isn’t biting people or shitting on the floor there is no way to prove it’s not a real service dog.
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Don’t complain about fake service dogs when you’re part of the problem.
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Or zoophiles infiltrating the furry community when there’s images of you fucking dogs linked in this post.
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She is very loving towards her elders.
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She makes “n95” masks.
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A lot of them. Despite not being able to do any work.
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And complaining about people being on disability while still taking commissions.
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She is passionate about masks because she has COPD.
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And is immunocompromised.
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and would die if she caught coof due to her many preexisting conditions.
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She needs this dog with her at all times.
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And she needs it off the leash.
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She’s on SSDI, so she’s not allowed to stream on twitch because she was making too much money
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And she lost her healthcare because of it!
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Not a lie, just a bathtub full of dildos shaped like animal dicks.
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In March 2020, gets a doodle ostensibly to train as an autism service dog for a kid – this is the dog pictured by the pool.
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It was cheap because the family bought it from the breeder, but had to rehome it in a hurry.
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But she also bought it directly from the breeder with all the paperwork.
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Actually she can’t keep track of where her other dogs came from either. Or how much they cost or how many of them there are. This would be less concerning if she did not train dogs to fuck humans.
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In May, she needs reconstructive surgery and can't ship out mask orders
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She got a tooth infection after breaking a tooth in a seizure and had to have it replaced with an implant in June.
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In July she’s selling a prepaid fursuit commission to pay for dental work her insurance won’t cover.
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Or medical complications. Take your pick.
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Oh and her glasses are super special because she has astigmatism and needs bifocals. (This woman seems to have the same needs and paid $47 at ZenniOptical with extra bells and whistles.)
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In March, police shot at her with rubber bullets
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In June, she took a rubber bullet to the leg.
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(For reference this is an actual rubber bullet wound that’s twice as old as she’s claiming hers is)
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In August, she’s been putting off dental care because of the cost. Also, if she had money she’d buy a half dozen epipens.
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Claiming she was brain dead while in a coma (these are very different things)
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Pot, meet kettle.
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Zoophiles are icky, no mention that she is one.
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It’s hard to sugar coat fucking your dog, too, but here we are.
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Her ex makes $87k a year and despite her complex health and crippling poverty, she broke up with him because he voted against universal healthcare.
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She's been on life support 9 times and her doctors said she wouldn't make it to 25!
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She wanted to go to Germany for the healthcare, one month before she announced she was moving to germany for the healthcare.
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Part 2 coming soon. Edits were to fix dropped images and various writing errors I did not notice when I published.

Thank you so much for doing all this work. It's crazy how much she lied about easily verifiable or just nonsensical stuff. Like, the rubber bullet. There are pictures of other rubber bullet bruises online! Ugh.

Anyway I know it's stupid to refute specific tiny lies in here, because liars are gonna lie, but she says she was given MDMA as a 10 year old. She says she and her 10 year old friends ate up that "candy." MDMA tastes fucking horrible, and any child that ingested it would immediately try to spit it out and probably burst into tears, no matter how much of a little badass they are. Even in gelcap form it still tastes pretty awful if it were put in the gelcaps by hand.

I can believe that some children, somewhere in the world, have taken MDMA at 10, tricked or otherwise. But it's such a weird lie. Of all the things a 10 year old could be exposed to-- like, MDMA isn't cheap, lol. Alcohol is right there. Just tell us you got drunk. We still won't be impressed by anything, but it's at least more believable.

If someone's handing out MDMA to kids, you know there's going to be a van right around the corner. Can't exactly fight off Herbert the Pervert if you're in a completely fucked headspace

In this situation, I still posit that alcohol or just sedatives would be easier and cheaper, lol.

 

[Wheezy Asthmatic]

I can believe that some children, somewhere in the world, have taken MDMA at 10, tricked or otherwise. But it's such a weird lie. Of all the things a 10 year old could be exposed to-- like, MDMA isn't cheap, lol. Alcohol is right there. Just tell us you got drunk. We still won't be impressed by anything, but it's at least more believable.

If someone's handing out MDMA to kids, you know there's going to be a van right around the corner. Can't exactly fight off Herbert the Pervert if you're in a completely fucked headspace

 

[Blanche]

Thank you so much for doing all this work. It's crazy how much she lied about easily verifiable or just nonsensical stuff. Like, the rubber bullet. There are pictures of other rubber bullet bruises online! Ugh.

Anyway I know it's stupid to refute specific tiny lies in here, because liars are gonna lie, but she says she was given MDMA as a 10 year old. She says she and her 10 year old friends ate up that "candy." MDMA tastes fucking horrible, and any child that ingested it would immediately try to spit it out and probably burst into tears, no matter how much of a little badass they are. Even in gelcap form it still tastes pretty awful if it were put in the gelcaps by hand.

I can believe that some children, somewhere in the world, have taken MDMA at 10, tricked or otherwise. But it's such a weird lie. Of all the things a 10 year old could be exposed to-- like, MDMA isn't cheap, lol. Alcohol is right there. Just tell us you got drunk. We still won't be impressed by anything, but it's at least more believable.

Yes but basically every household will have beer, that's not unique or special enough for a 10 year old to get access to.

 

[Red-Hot Copper]

What now?

It's weird how people on YT always fuck this up. Basically wrapping a spoon in a few layers of ducktape. Heating it up with a grill lighter for a few minutes and then (with the flame still under the spoon part) you blast it with cold water from a sink, it can cause the spoon to break apart and because people are dumb they do it and get shards of burning metal in their face

 

[Colonel Gaddafi]

This is such a weird rabbit hole.

My personal belief is that she outed her fellow zoo degenerates in order to divert attention away from herself being a dogfucker, because she knew every user in those logs would be picked over with a fine toothed comb. Unfortunately for her, the internet never forgets, and now she’s reviled by both her fellow zoos and sane folks. So she kills off the Nacho persona to begin anew, and grift a bit while she’s at it. Seeing munchies overlap with furries is something I never thought I’d live to see, but here we are.

Spoiler: Powerleveling

My country is now a shithole, and I’ve had the pleasure of contracting tuberculosis because of it. I had a pretty nasty infection in my kidneys and the rifampin treatment hurt as much as it helped, so some very mild kidney injury made me feel like I was dying. There’s no fucking way this bitch was going out on hikes with any sort of renal issues, let alone kidney failure.

What keeps me up at night is how she managed to get to Germany, If she ever did.

 

[The Whore of Babylon]

This is such a weird rabbit hole.

My personal belief is that she outed her fellow zoo degenerates in order to divert attention away from herself being a dogfucker, because she knew every user in those logs would be picked over with a fine toothed comb. Unfortunately for her, the internet never forgets, and now she’s reviled by both her fellow zoos and sane folks. So she kills off the Nacho persona to begin anew, and grift a bit while she’s at it. Seeing munchies overlap with furries is something I never thought I’d live to see, but here we are.

Spoiler: Powerleveling

My country is now a shithole, and I’ve had the pleasure of contracting tuberculosis because of it. I had a pretty nasty infection in my kidneys and the rifampin treatment hurt as much as it helped, so some very mild kidney injury made me feel like I was dying. There’s no fucking way this bitch was going out on hikes with any sort of renal issues, let alone kidney failure.

What keeps me up at night is how she managed to get to Germany, If she ever did.

adding to this i knew a kid with some kinda bladder disorder that made his piss run upwards so it fucked up his kidneys cause they got infected with utis, it didn't damage his kidneys seriously just some internal scarring and hes perfectly cured now but it still made him so poorly nurses put him in a mechanical chair he controlled with his arms to get around the hospital, since walking was a big no-no. there is no way that bitches kidneys are half dead and shes going on """"mild""" hiking trails

 

[Toolbox]

This very American Halloween display is apparently in Germany.
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Has anyone tried looking in Rochester for this house? Been browsing satellite and roadside views for it, and a lot of the homes are incredibly similar to it, so it's possible it's not far from the hospital she was at. Anything with a tree in the front yard and a forest backyard or behind it is a good place to start. Would go to definitively proving they weren't actually in Germany, other than the obvious. I don't think very many German homes look like this in general. I'll update if I can land it. This is the image in full from their Twitter.

Edit: Bing maps might actually be more comprehensive here regarding streetsite views, I guess since Microsoft calls Seattle home. It also has a neat preview function that can speed up this kind of work. I would assume that this house is in a neighborhood probably near one of the town's major roads, because I doubt nacho would go out of the way to take this photo. Guessing most of the houses would have this low brick wall siding and generally have front yards with trees? Haven't yet seen any houses that would match this look.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Seeing munchies overlap with furries is something I never thought I’d live to see, but here we are.

Coincidentally the next in my queue for posting on the MBI thread is a furry dabbler. As of yet she's chosen to prioritize faking sick but occasionally mentions coming up with a fursona or plans to buy a fursuit in the future. I was actually thinking it would be really fucking funny to find a full blown furry munchie, like in my head it would be some chick whose fursuit had a feeding tube and a port on it.

Turns out it's more "international manhunt because dog rape".

 

[introvertedobserver]

Has anyone tried looking in Rochester for this house? Been browsing satellite and roadside views for it, and a lot of the homes are incredibly similar to it, so it's possible it's not far from the hospital she was at. Anything with a tree in the front yard and a forest backyard or behind it is a good place to start. Would go to definitively proving they weren't actually in Germany, other than the obvious. I don't think very many German homes look like this in general. I'll update if I can land it. This is the image in full from their Twitter.
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Edit: Bing maps might actually be more comprehensive here regarding streetsite views, I guess since Microsoft calls Seattle home. It also has a neat preview function that can speed up this kind of work. I would assume that this house is in a neighborhood probably near one of the town's major roads, because I doubt nacho would go out of the way to take this photo. Guessing most of the houses would have this low brick wall siding and generally have front yards with trees? Haven't yet seen any houses that would match this look.

It's not even that there aren't very many houses in Germany that look like that. NO houses in Germany look like that. Not a single one. Not even ones built by the US military to house military families. Not even designer homes meant to be American in appearance (which are extremely rare). Nor do they have front yards like that. They also do not decorate like that for Halloween.

There's also a 99.99% chance that a sign like that would actually be in German, not English but even that's super unlikely since they do not joke about guns like that publicly. They wouldn't even get the joke.

There also wouldn't be any leaves on the trees around Halloween there, let alone green leaves. Germany just doesn't have the climate for that.

That's almost certainly the west side of Washington. Seattle often maintains green leaves on a lot of the foliage until like mid-November. Last year was a very green year in Seattle at that. There is an outside chance it could be in Rochester (or somewhere else in the U.S.), don't know the climate there but from what I've been able to dig up, orange at the beginning of October.