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[SIGSEGV]

can you imagine what we’re going to have to witness after Wedge gets the chop

Fake orgasms.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

He didn't have to take that pic in a tank top to show off his hickeys. We know he has sex. He's a troonstitute.

 

[White Devil]

He didn't have to take that pic in a tank top to show off his hickeys. We know he has sex. He's a troonstitute.

Does sticking your tongue on an axe wound and looking like you'd rather die really count as sex?

 

[SIGSEGV]

Does sticking your tongue on an axe wound and looking like you'd rather die really count as sex?

Beggars can't be choosers.

 

[Divine right to rule]

I thought Kev and Wedge’s “porn” was already horrific enough but can you imagine what we’re going to have to witness after Wedge gets the chop

Wedge already has a ruined and prolapsed asshole, soon he will have a ruined and prolapsed amhole.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.

 

[stupid frog]

I don't see any difference.

I disagree. He looks more retarded than usual. Also, lol those fucking eyebrows. Yikes.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

We know he has sex.

Does he, though?

After all, as we all know, Wedge is fat and I would not have sex with him.

 

[Law]

The right to raise kids normally without having the state put them in foster care just because you taught your boys to be boys and girls to be girls?

I'd also add that maleness and femaleness are visible, immutable traits that you are born with, and cannot be taught. You could raise masculine daughters, teach them to love buzzcuts and motocross, and they'd still be just as female as the girliest girl in class. Same goes for boys who love sparkly pink dresses and playing with dolls - they aren't less male than boys who love cargo shorts and playing with trucks.

Kev can't do bangs. He doesn't have enough hair for them. His combover is there to disguise his receding hair line. Bangs would only accent that.

I have a troon co-worker who tried this. His hair isn't thinning yet cause he's under 35, but even then bangs really only hide things when viewed from the front - from the side they actually emphasize a masculine hairline ( the "man points" that drag queens cover with makeup). It feels absolutely jarring to call him "she", especially on windy days.
I think Kevin's best bet for decent looking hair is a super short skin fade, longer in top (lads with thinning hair are lucky this is back in fashion), Rogaine, good diet (optimistic), and washing it more than once a month (imagine the smell). He can't do the tried-and-true "grow a beard and sideburns to offset your shaved head" thing that other blokes with receding hairlines can.
Also someone tell the troons that you can buy a frontal and bundles and get it installed for way less than a tracheal shave and breast implants.

I'm not even sure Clownie could accurately define half of the terms he throws about. None of them can, really.

Using "spoons" as a metaphor for energy, when we have "I need to recharge my batteries", "I'm out of gas", "I don't have the bandwidth", leads me to believe that autism makes you absolute shit at coming up with metaphors.

 

[DatBepisTho]

I mean let's be real. The only good thing that would come from KevKev and his ilk being able to (hypothetically) get pregnant would be less restrictions on abortion because men would then (hypothetically) need them. You know clinics would see more troons than women because they can't take care of anything or anyone outside of chasing the coom dragon.
- That, and maybe the mass organ rejection epidemic after they sing the praises of the uterus giving them smooth skin and good hair.

Imagine being so fucked and tarded that your therapist resigns tho.

 

[Captain Hastings Official]

Beggars can't be choosers.

Celibacy is vastly more preferable than the things documented ITT.

 

[Law]

Celibacy is vastly more preferable than the things documented ITT.

Agreed. Also aren't one or more of the Tranchers asexual? They have a giant purple-and-gray flag in their gun dome. Was it Penny, who destroyed any hope of a sex life with trauma, mental illness, and surgery, yet still bothers people on Twitter to online date him? We know Kevin's not asexual. The flag pre-dates Josie bin Laden, so we know it's not him. Maybe Bonnie?
Also, the Earthship that Kevin is supposed to be moving into is turning into the next Unicron. Any updates on that?

 

[Karen™]

Remember this?

Seems like he's picked a winner:

Spoiler: goat milk themed cyber orgy!

I like how the party ended with Kev making yet another futile attempt to feel sexual pleasure and Luis being too hungry to care:


I thought so, but wasn't sure. Edit:


Having no respect for interpersonal boundaries is fundamental to the TQ+ identity. We already knew, but it's nice to see that Kev is also aware:


And Wedge is still basking in all the medical attention he recently received, likely also on painkillers, and just having a great day:

lol me too

Munching out:

Spoiler: very special care for a very special boy

Some D-list pop singer came out as being not like other girls. Wedge shares his incorrect opinions about fat people, the great nation of Israel, and humor:

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Does he, though?

After all, as we all know, Wedge is fat and I would not have sex with him.

Well okay, but he's not as fat as Kev though so Kev would totally have sex with him.

Assuming the horrifying acts of unimaginable depravity they perform can be called sex.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I thought Kev and Wedge’s “porn” was already horrific enough but can you imagine what we’re going to have to witness after Wedge gets the chop

Maybe we'll see Kevryn and Wedge's double dildo. I'm picturing it looking like a miniature gardening spade: very very thin on one side, tapered triangle on the other side.

I know I'm hung up on "clown prostitute" but he is a literal, self-professed clown prostitute. What an amazing world we live in. I hope Wedge debuts his amhole by pulling a bouquet of flowers out of it; he can have that idea for free and the gaff is pretty idiot-proof, even if he can't juggle.

(I'd say "flags of all nations" but I don't think they have a genderflag version yet.)

 

[Feraligatr]

Munching out:

I see Wedge has demanded for an interpreter yet again! This infuriates me on a personal level, according to his chart he has normal word recognization skills and normal/VERY mild hearing loss meaning he should be more than okay with lipreading.

Spoiler: related powerlevel

I am on the severe/profound range and don’t need interpreters at appointment and have never encountered the amount of “discrimination” he’s entailed. I would bet an entire cheese wedge he’s just up-playing an auditory processing disorder. Not sure if it applies to hospitals but I know doctor offices HATE hiring interpreters because it’s fairly expensive, so I could see the staff being fed up at him demanding shit he doesn’t need relating to disability and his troon nonsense.

 

[Law]

Some D-list singer came out as being not like the other girls

Demi Lovato also survived being raped as a teenager. Sexual trauma is basically a square on troon bingo at this point, which makes it even crazier that trooning out isn'tseen as a response to a traumatic event. For he-troons like the Tranchers, they see women as "things that get raped by men", so if a man rapes them, they must be women. This happened to Wedge.
For she-troons like Themi Lovato (who should be better than this), they know they were targeted by male predators because they're women, so by declaring themselves magical unique un-women, they can be safe and powerful, since only women are unsafe and powerless.
Both sides are delusional, misogynistic and illogical. Semper Fi to Ms. Lovato's therapist.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Whenever a troon says ”gender euphoria”, I've learnt to read it as ”massive boner”.

Correction, remnants of the penile tissue trying desperately to carry out their natural function, only to result in neo vag flesh stiffening and swelling painfully

 

[DatBepisTho]

Some D-list pop singer came out as being not like other girls. Wedge shares his incorrect opinions about fat people, the great nation of Israel, and humor:
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Themi Lovato seems like a nickname you'd come up with and call them in private as a goofy friend thing, ngl.

Troons really don't have friends outside of "friends," so it's hard for this poor dumb fuck to understand humor, but he's a fucking clown. Humor -even Self-depreciative humor- is part of the clown job, Wedge you dense motherfucker. Learn when to laugh ffs.

 

[thyme]

For she-troons like Themi Lovato (who should be better than this), they know they were targeted by male predators because they're women, so by declaring themselves magical unique un-women, they can be safe and powerful, since only women are unsafe and powerless.

I agree. Sorry this is OT, but Themi also has/had an eating disorder and has since gotten fat- I don't think it's too much of a stretch that she declared this newest self-image disorder because she wants to eat her feelings away. Transgenderism is just publicly acceptable self-harm.

Though, for troons like Wedge and Kevin, trangenderism really comes off more as extreme body mods, than self harm.

 

[A Grey Cat]

For all Kev's pretended fetishes I doubt he could survive ten minutes nailed to an actual cross, much less a St Andrew's Cross.

There's a reason crucifixion was one of the worst punishments the Romans could give anyone and why being beheaded was a privilege.

Ave true to Cesar, degenerates like Kevin belong on a cross.