What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

Rekkington said:
> "The Jews don't have a plan."
> Lists several fucked up Jewish plans going back thousands of years.
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Jewish culture's going to jewish culture, but it has which is coincidentally why Star Wars isn't Star Wars and America isn't America anymore. Hitler didn't have a plan to seize power in 1941, Stalin wasn't going to coup the Tsar, and Jews already did their thing in America. It finished coming into being in the 1990 under Clinton and now its actually weakening. That's what I'm saying.
 
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Like I said, I heard the corrupt elite want to turn the world into a cybernetic hive of miserable slaves they lord over - so they break down society to rebuild it the evil way they want. That would explain why the modern world is such a dehumanizing hell. Why natural and healthy human behavior is becoming increasingly "problematic" or "inappropriate". Why the "New Normal" is conditioning people to think of biology as biohazard. It would also explain the hype for "transhumanism", merging with machines, and the cult-like idea that "progress" has to be a "single linear path to an end of history utopia". If people are to become machine or machine-like slaves, humanity is opposed to that so such "has to be removed".

ToroidalBoat said:
The typical modern American city really is like a machine. From the air, it looks like a circuit board. The cheap corporate-built buildings look like electronic components, and the roads look like circuit pathways. Down on the ground, there's no real society. Everyone is isolated in their homes, mechanized transport, or at places of business (remember that SpongeBob clip?).

Only technology and mechanistic routine - with an over-reliance on the vendor system - keeps things going. Even food is distributed by vendors in bullshit portions at bullshit prices from industrial processing. And to keep things running, the modern world has to have excessive rules. Many live the same.

All most people can do is work and consume, or go to school to work and consume. Modern work itself is often enough driven by "scientific management", which often enough takes place in ugly and depressing fluorescent-lit factory-like environments - or actual factories. Gone are the days where one could more or less easily make a living on their own.

What little culture is left seems to be eroding away - especially with this "New Normal". Consumerism and politics - especially now - seem to be replacing it.

Socialization normally only happens in cliques. Technology is increasingly eroding that away, with "real life" increasingly being replaced with tech.

Not everything modern is bad of course, and the past wasn't exactly pleasant. But the combination that is the modern world is a miserable hell - although media and a social life can help one cope.

And power-hungry elite who run the show want it this way. A cybernetic hive of consumer serfs. A cyberpunk dystopia.
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And like I said, I hope the corrupt tyrants who run this dystopia can be removed from power someday. If that's even possible anymore - Homo sapiens are such a flawed species full of jerks and blind followers.

(yeah I've said this stuff multiple times already but I wanted to collect it into one post)
 
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We all know about the crude pie-plate-on-string UFO hoaxes that have been perpetrated in the past. But what if I were to tell you the greatest UFO hoax of all time is being prepared right now, and it has Rockefeller backing and UN/Vatican/presidential support? Join us this week as we peek under the bluebeam curtain at the great alien invasion false flag
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It's curious to me that the same people who believe it's possible there are intelligent, advanced alien life forms capable of/willing to visit us here for fuck knows why, also think you must be completely insane to believe an alien invasion could ever be successfully faked.

Interesting archive from the Air Force's official website, 1997:

Edit to add this quote from Bill Clinton's 2004 autobiography "My Life", because it seems appropriate:

"Just a month before, Apollo 11 astronauts Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong had left their colleague, Michael Collins, aboard spaceship Columbia and walked on the moon...The old carpenter asked me if I really believed it happened. I said sure, I saw it on television. He disagreed; he said that he didn't believe it for a minute, that 'them television fellers' could make things look real that weren't. Back then, I thought he was a crank. During my eight years in Washington, I saw some things on TV that made me wonder if he wasn't ahead of his time."
 
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Sorry for this one being political and modern, but it ties in with TPTB/Great reset.

  • There was/is voter fraud in the US and Trump knew it
  • He didn't have time to prove it and was slowed down/backstabbed by his own 'party'
  • Knowing he wasn't going to get the proof in time, he stepped aside/lost
  • Knowing everything was going to go to shit, Trump stoked the flames with his blog to keep in the minds of the American people
  • When the US goes to shit (inflation/high prices, unemployment, evictions) evidence of election fraud will be uncovered
  • Biden will be jettisoned/shot/impeached and Trump will be re-instated (or whatever the legal process will be)
  • Social unrest will calm down, Trump will 'save the day', do 2 years as pres and then ride off in to the sunset.
This scenario gives TPTB the best of both worlds; if Biden and communism-lite is accepted, voter fraud will never be found. If America breaks down in to (more) protests, (more) violence and (more) financially difficult times, TPTB can jettison Biden and re-instate Trump, buying them time to shuffle timelines around to 'boil the frog slowly'

I'm not American, so spare me any accusations of 'trump fanfic'. This tactic was used by Talleyrand to bring Napoleon back for a short time, only to have him sent so far away that nobody would think about him again. The threat of Napoléon was gone from Europe
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
Aliens visiting Earth could be like people from the 1st world visiting some war-torn 3rd world craphole.

That could be why there's a lack of alien visitors.
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Why would aliens ever wanna visit us? It's not like we've spent tens of billions over decades just to see if we can vaguely detect even remnants of dead galactic civilizations and talk about it constantly.
 
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I don't know where else to post this?

Twitter is going to be sold, possibly to a big Chinese company, though it may be to Amazon or Microsoft.

Conspiracy:

North Korea isn't a shit hole, it's a utopia. It's a global social experiment agreed upon by world leaders, who make a deal with 'Kim' to be the bad guy when needed.

Citizens lie about the bad conditions because they don't want it ruined by outsiders.
 
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Mostly ones I have developed myself, or at least tailored for myself. Like, y’all, I‘m not saying it’s aliens or demons but if it was, it would look like the last couple of years. Who else not from a western democracy could grok western democracies well enough to destroy them so effectively? This was always my problem with China as the culprit and Russia to a lesser extent: I could not possibly fuck with Chinese society because it’s closed and alien to me, I don’t even understand what motivates these fuckers, and while I think I understand Russia better, I still don’t think I could figure out all the potential warring factions that my propaganda might need to target in order to manufacture social unrest. But everything that has been done to destroy the west? Totally makes sense and if it was my job to destroy us, it’s exactly what I’d do.

So other than demons, who inherently grok humanity, and aliens, who could’ve lurked amongst any of us unobserved for millennia, could both despise the west enough to destroy it, and grok us enough to accomplish it? Now it’s here that many will propose “well, the Jews of course, who have lurked in the west for millennia, always apart but close enough to grok” and actually yeah, sounds logical. I just feel there’s a degree of mass mind control and zombification going on that I feel like has to be animated by some intangible force. I cannot believe that Jews could lure THAT MANY powerful people into fucking little kids on film, I really cannot. And I can’t think of anything else that’d do it.

Fucky, fucky shit has gone down. That makes no sense. Like from an “the entire history of human behavior” perspective. People are *weird* and insane and enraged and violent and they got that way real, real fast.

And I don’t even really THINK it’s demons or aliens, or Jews, I just...it doesn’t feel organic, it is too fast and too strange, it is anti-all-known-patterns-of-human-behavior. Something *did this*. Something is wrong, This is how it must’ve felt to live in Derry, Maine.
 
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Unpaid Emotional Labourer said:
Mostly ones I have developed myself, or at least tailored for myself. Like, y’all, I‘m not saying it’s aliens or demons but if it was, it would look like the last couple of years. Who else not from a western democracy could grok western democracies well enough to destroy them so effectively? This was always my problem with China as the culprit and Russia to a lesser extent: I could not possibly fuck with Chinese society because it’s closed and alien to me, I don’t even understand what motivates these fuckers, and while I think I understand Russia better, I still don’t think I could figure out all the potential warring factions that my propaganda might need to target in order to manufacture social unrest. But everything that has been done to destroy the west? Totally makes sense and if it was my job to destroy us, it’s exactly what I’d do.

So other than demons, who inherently grok humanity, and aliens, who could’ve lurked amongst any of us unobserved for millennia, could both despise the west enough to destroy it, and grok us enough to accomplish it? Now it’s here that many will propose “well, the Jews of course, who have lurked in the west for millennia, always apart but close enough to grok” and actually yeah, sounds logical. I just feel there’s a degree of mass mind control and zombification going on that I feel like has to be animated by some intangible force. I cannot believe that Jews could lure THAT MANY powerful people into fucking little kids on film, I really cannot. And I can’t think of anything else that’d do it.

Fucky, fucky shit has gone down. That makes no sense. Like from an “the entire history of human behavior” perspective. People are *weird* and insane and enraged and violent and they got that way real, real fast.

And I don’t even really THINK it’s demons or aliens, or Jews, I just...it doesn’t feel organic, it is too fast and too strange, it is anti-all-known-patterns-of-human-behavior. Something *did this*. Something is wrong, This is how it must’ve felt to live in Derry, Maine.
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AI did this
 
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  • The circumstances of Meriwether Lewis' death makes it impossible that he killed himself on his own. He was either murdered or died at the very least by an assisted suicide.
  • I believe Napoleon's backers betrayed him sometime before the 1812 invasion of Russia.
  • I really do believe that the Freemasons plotted against King Miguel I of Portugal.
  • I believe the Freemasons held a lot more political power in The United States, France, and Great Britain from The late 18th/early 19th centuries till maybe the late 1950s. Though they still hold power with some political groups and officials today.
  • I believe The House of Windsor made a pact with international secret societies at some point within the last 150 years to prevent themselves from being overthrown like the rest of Europe's monarchs.
  • The modern narrative of the Herero Genocide is an invention of the current German government to exploit more German collective guilt. I truly do believe that had the Germans would have accepted a surrender and the choice to march out into the Namibian wilderness without food or water was entirely on the Herero. Those Brothel houses where the Germans banged those african women were true though.
  • I believe the 5th of October 1910 Revolution was completely inorganic and was coordinated and backed by multinational organizations.
  • The Harden–Eulenburg affair was a plot by jewish journalists to destabilize the German Government and to isolate
    Prince Phillip Phillip of Eulenburg from Kaiser Wilhelm II
  • I believe Benjamin Guggenheim, Isidor Straus, and John Jacob Astor were mudered on the titanic to kill any major opposition to the creation of the federal reserve.
  • I believe American Mass society was created by the US government to destroy local regional cultures within the United State before they had a chance to take root. Jewish organizations also supported the creation of American Mass society as a means to gain more influence and power in places like New York and Hollywood.
  • I believe Lord Kitchener was murdered by the British Government during World War One.
  • That the western Entente probably planned to betray Tsarist Russia had it survived World War One.
  • I think the Ottoman Government had legitimate fears of a possible Armenian uprising during World War One. That still does not justify the Armenian Genocide though.
  • I think there was a legitimate attempt to white wash the 1917 French Mutineers from English speaking historians by pretending the organizers weren't communists or Far left socialist.
  • The British Raj teamed up with the house of Saud to destroy the Khilafat movement during the mid 1920s.
  • I believe that the Kalergi plan is real or at the very least Count Kalergi's writings hold a considerable influence of decision making of the current EU
  • The Soviet Union held more influence over American leftist throughout it's entire existence then most people like to admit.
  • Carl Weiss probably did not acted alone on Huey Long's death
  • FDR and the heads of the New York Times were fully aware of the Holodomor but did not give a fuck about Ukrainians.
  • The Black Dragon society tried to infiltrate American minority groups during world war II
  • FDR baited Japan into attacking Pearl Harbor
  • Erwin Rommel was innocent from the July Plot and the Nazis wanted someone outside of there ranks to be blamed.
  • George S Paton was killed for his antisemitism and his distrust of the soviets
  • Joseph McCarthy did nothing wrong
  • The FBI allowed JFK's assassination to happen
  • The FBI also allowed Malcolm X's assassination to happen
  • The KGB through active measures had considerable influence on the new left movement.
  • The attack on the the US Liberty was a failed attempt at a false flag
  • There was an active plot to ignore and cover up the Zanzibar Genocide by the Global Humanitarian Organizations and global mass media groups in the 1960s.
  • There are hidden organizations that exist to push LGBTQ ideology onto little kids.
  • There was a Dominion conspiracy to turn America into a Christian theocracy but it's opponents are the ones who are the ones who push for the crzy far left agenda today.
  • The feds caused the Fire at Waco
  • Just the way the 9/11 investigation was handled leads me to believe it was an inside job.
  • Richard Heene and his family were entirely innocent,
  • The Corona Virus was created in the Wuhan Lab
 
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French military pilots sank british warships in the Falkands war.

The Argies had bought their jet fighters from France and were in the process of being trained by French instructors when the war broke out. There were not enough Argie pilots ready to fly and their government threatened to not pay for planes if the French instructors did not participate in missions.

The UK, French and Argentine governments came to secret agreement in order to keep public opinion in support of NATO and the European Alliance, as all would lose face from the scandal.
 
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- Institutional feminism have been effectively infilitrated and taken over by high-level pimps, madams, and porn-makers, they ruthlessly smear grassroots feminists as 'SWERFs' to protect their own commercial interests

- Trannies will become an entrenched feature of globalised digitalised corporatocracy, because they serve a similar sociological function to eunuchs in the Chinese and Ottoman Empires. Furthermore, people high up on various food chains have figured this out (whether or not they have admitted it amongst themselves; it has at least occurred to them.)

- The literary reputation of Vladimir Nabokov can clearly be explained in large part by the influence of pedophiles in the art and literary world. He's a good writer but no genius

- Pederasty has been a key feature of the British aristocracy since the creation of boys' boarding schools until at least the 1980s.

- The Bohemian Grove and the Bavarian Illuminati used the symbol of the Owl of Minerva because it was a symbol of Hegelianism, which heavily influenced both of them
 
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The real reason the left wants to get rid of the police is that they can have their race war without their private security force sustaining any real losses. Then when the crazy crowds of violent niggers start killing white people en masse and eventually white people start fighting back, the DNC and the media can frame it as white people killing black people indiscriminately and spread that shit around to get more black people involved in killing white people. The cucks will go wild over this and try to support the violent nigger groups and get capped themselves.

It's like the perfect cycle of brainlessness, euthanasia, and could end the second amendment for good all at once.
 
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Shitted Scaredless said:
I'm not big on lizard people conspiracies.

But if there IS a lizard person, it's Mark Zuckerberg.

Just. LOOK at him
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